Текст книги "A Call for armed insurrection (СИ)"

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Now it must be said about how the tulpa can help you, camrad. Some conservative leftists (I sometimes wonder if it's an oxymoron – the «conservative left») believe that all these lucid dreaming tulps are nonsense. Let these obscurantisers think so! We are the people of the new century, and therefore we will think differently. First, the tulpa will help you avoid the many temptations of bourgeois society. Here, for example, is such a case. You walk down the street and you see a bar. You want to go into that bar and have some absinthe. And your hand reached for the door, as you heard from behind a familiar voice: «Darling, don't drink today. Let's go home. You will read to me «Capital» in the original... And your hand comes back. You calmly go home and read «Capital» in German.». That's the kind of beneficial effect that a tulpa can have on you. It can keep you from wanting to eat in «McDuck» from the pernicious thought of getting drunk to the pigish squealing, as well as from many other bourgeois thoughts and passions. And if you go to prison, the tulpa is made irreplaceable.  Moreover, the conditions of detention are very favorable for the creation of a tulpa. In prison, you're in a calm environment sitting in a concrete chamber and nothing you do. You can also create tulpa, and book books, and exercises. Some inmates from idleness and boredom are managed to grow and put in their head to a dozen tulpa! A whole Politburo! In a tulpa prison, the thing is completely indispensable. In the walls, it's tulpa will be for each of you the best and probably the only interlocutor for the enduring number of years.

 

So, we discussed tulpa: now is the time to move on to what I love so much. Then we will talk about the so-called «eternal communist fast». 

 

Whatever all sorts of reactionaries, obscurantists and libertarians say, a person has to fast. It is necessary to fast just necessarily for each person, and if he is a communist, he should fast especially a lot. I understand what objections you may have now, but we should do what is necessary, not what we want. Okay, stop the galley immediately! I understand that those sitting here are used to eating without closing the loaf from morning to night! Many and at this moment continue to chew! However, listen to another opinion! After the lecture we will discuss this topic on the sidelines. All. It's cool. 

 

Now I owe you all to explain the reasons that make «eternal communist fast» necessary. The fact is that we are all influenced by bourgeois propaganda. You know that very well. Bourgeois propaganda imposes false needs onpeople, including food needs. Since childhood, the bourgeois molestation –many of our compatriots began to resemble pigs. Turning them into these obese animals is facilitated by the terrible sin of gluttony or gluttony. Ventrilousness or gluttony not only has a devastating effect on human health, but also destroys his mind. These phenomena are closely related. Gluttony causes atherosclerosis, which makes it difficult to get oxygen to the brain. As a result, the brain dies, it's activity fades away, and the person is stupid. If you want to preserve the health of the body and the sharpness of mind, so necessary in the implementation of the socialist revolution, then you just need to limit yourself in nutrition. Even when I say «limit», I don't want to say «replace a regular coke with a diet». No, not at all! It's not just about health, it's about moral self-restraint. Love for all kinds of pleasures is a typical bourgeois passion. Pleasure only distracts from the revolution, and therefore are a powerful weapon in the hands of a class enemy. That is why the bourgeoisie has always sought to molest people with primitive pleasures, such as alcohol, pornography, football and the like. Love for all kinds of food delicacies in the social sense is no different from the love of cheap vodka. And if you have a desire to eat chocolates before going to bed, then know that these thoughts are purely bourgeois and petty, and petty. That is why they need to be combated with the exercises I mentioned earlier. All this self-restraint is called «eternal communist fasting». You, perhaps, want to ask the main question: what is possible and what is not? The fact is that this question cannot be answered for sure. You know, we have to remember dialectic. For one citizen, for example, to stop putting sugar in tea is already a great achievement. Another comrade can easily starve for six days in a row without experiencing any problems. It depends on the individual qualities of the person, as well as on certain conditions of his existence. It's a complicated matter, but some general rule of communist fasting I can withdraw. It can be formulated as: «Eat as little as you can!». Of course, there will be speculation lovers among those present who will tell you that, you see, they can't eat less than two grilled chickens a day. Such speculators, simulations of cheaters should be destroyed. They must be mercilessly destroyed! Therefore, when asked how much food the communist should consume, you can give this answer: «The less, the better!». 

 

In the matter of limiting yourself in food should be acted gradually. To start, stop drinking alcohol, smoking tobacco and using other drugs. A real communist – does not drink or smoke! Keep in mind that when I say, that «don't drink or smoke», I want to say «generally». Yes, even a «glass of champagne for the New Year» for you all is now banned. No alcohol! Even kvass and kefir – and those are forbidden. And let's leave this topic. Let's talk about food. First, give up the delicacies. Delicatessen is bourgeois. Eating them only hurts you. Both moral and physical. When you give up the delicacies, then give up the food of animal origin. From all. Under the ban falls all meat and dairy, as well as eggs, fish and all sorts of sea creatures, like shrimp. Then you have to give up everything salty, fatty and fried. Yes, comrade: a communist should not eat pickles, fatty Kiev cake and fried potatoes. I'm sorry, but those are the rules. Then it would be nice to reduce your sugar intake. Completely stop consuming sugar will not work, because our body needs it, but it is possible to reduce it's consumption. Stop adding sugar to tea and coffee, drink sweet lemonades, eat cakes and the like.  I also advise you all to replace sucrose with fructose. Do not eat this sucrose, and eat more fructose! It is contained in fruits and honey. It is also advisable to give upcaffeine-containing products. These include coffee and tea. 

 

To be honest, ideally you should all eat bread and water in the truest sense of the word. Alas, this ideal seems to remain the kind of Cantian ideal to which they are always striving, butwhich they can never achieve. In short, if one of those present still wants to be an ideal communist, then...

 

The eternal communist fast is good, of course, but that's not all. It is also necessary to perform such exercises as «communist marathons». They can continue for two, four and even eight days in a row. The essence of these marathons is the following. You have been completely abstaining from certain things for several days in a row. A «sleep marathon», for example, is when you have at least two days (at least four days) completely abstain from sleep. The «hunger marathon» is when you abstain from eating for at least two days (at least eight). Any. You can't eat anything at this time. You can only drink water. «hungry dry Marathon» is when you abstain from food and water for at least two days (at least eight). Yes, – water during this marathon can not be used either. The most difficult is the «sleepy and hungry dry marathon» during which you are completely forbidden to eat, drink and sleep. It is not recommended to continue it for more than three or four days. «What to do during marathons?» – you ask. During marathons it is necessary to intensively engage in exercises and theoretical work. Strenuously – it means that from morning to night and from night to morning. «What are the benefits of marathons?» – you ask me. In short, many. Seriously speaking, marathons allow you to get used to extreme living conditions. That is a marathon – that is primarily preparations for the difficult life situations that are guaranteed to be assured. The guerrilla life isn't easy. That's actually their good.

 

In conclusion, I will present you with another exercise that I really like. 

 

If you need to have a good rest, then choose a well-ventilated room or a secluded place in the woods. Sit on a chair or on the ground and start breathing. Breathe deeply , fill your lungs with air to the ground, to the pain. Then exhale all the carbon dioxide accumulated in the lungs, leaving not a single part of it in them. Then dial the full lungs again. And exhale again without a trace. Very soon your limbs will start to go numb, and your head is dizzy. Keep breathing deeply as long as you can do it at all. Some can not stand and fifteen minutes of deep breathing, while others can last at least an hour. In short, sooner or later you will still begin to gradually lose consciousness. As soon as you feel that your consciousness is lost, stop breathing deeply, lie down on your side and fall asleep in a dead sleep. After this dream, you'll feel great. 

 

Apart from all this, I advise you all to harden. Every morning pour a bucket of ice water on your naked body. Then spend the day in the usual way, and before going to bed pour on yourself another similar bucket. And you'll feel great! This will eventually become a habit and become the norm and routine for you. 

 

On that beautiful note, I'm going tofinish today's lecture. Uh-h-h... Tired...

 

 

 

 

 

How to go unpunished. 

 

Every communist is a bit of an underground. And that's unreal cool! You are all obliged to experience incredible joy on the grounds that you belong to a real underground party. You're almost like the Bolsheviks! I adore you, my little communist boys. Such young, but already fragrant rum and tobacco. Well, my little Bolsheviks, I'm going to teach you the bad. So every communist is a bit of an underground. This is due to thevery essence of our movement. The Government, as it is known, prohibits only those political movements that threaten it. That's why you're underground, and Ksenia Sobchak isn't. You're real fanatics, terrorists and thugs. That's why the government is afraid of you. Understand?! You are terrible! Be proud of yourself! And our rulers are not afraid of the old mare nicknamed Ksusha! And since we are so dangerous that we are forbidden, I just have to teach you methods of clandestine work. 

 

  

First of all, I will illuminate one important question. I get asked about it all the time. It sounds like: «How not to go to jailhouse?». I always answer to him: «Stop letting the nurses down!» You are revolutionaries, after all! Our friend Ilya Romanov said: «Don't be afraid of prison, youth, go quietly to prison!». I advise you to heed the advice of this great revolutionary. He knew what he was saying. Now he's in prison, as you know. You may soon be in his company. Or maybe it doesn't. In any case, the fate of the revolutionary is that you will sit, sit and sit again... Louis Auguste Blanqui was a great revolutionary. And what would you think?! He spent thirty-seven years in prison! It's half a lifetime! He lived only seventy-five years. Therefore, I advise each of you to follow in the footsteps of great predecessors and not to be afraid of prison. It's easy to say: don't be afraid. This is more difficult to implement in practice. That's why I'm going to explain to you what you need to do to stop the prison from scaring. 

 

First of all, I have to remind you about the technique of interrogation. I'm saying it bluntly: police pigs are going to torture you. No, it's not the Gestapo torture, of course, but still. Torture you will be mandatory. In short, the worst thing is not torture. You'll be under psychological pressure. It's much worse – from such and crazy can be. That is why we need to prepare properly. I've previously described an interrogation exercise. The essence of it, as you remember, is that one of you sits at a table (preferably in a related state), and the other depicts the investigator, that is, yells at his comrade, calls and humiliates him. The defendant should remain silent. This exercise can prepare you very well for questioning. You can still try to prepare for torture. It's pretty expensive, though it's useful. Ask a friend to try you properly. When I say try, I want to add «seriously so that it hurts». You can still try to make a masochist. This is achieved by reading relevant literature and designated sexual practices. But if you have not become a masochist, then my condolences to you... And now the main question is: «What should be done during the interrogation?». The answer is: «Silence!». Silence, as the guerrillas do. Like the Young Guards. You're going to get cut, but there's no way you're supposed to tell the pigs our secrets. Pigs for that and pigs that their lot – to die for the sake of sausage. They don't need to know the secrets. It's not their mind's business. Remember everyone in this room: your only goal during the interrogation is not to say anything and keep your virginity. The virginity of silence, of course. Since you won't be able to keep your virginity. Don't even expect that! But you have to keep quiet for sure. Keeping silent is not your right, but your sacred duty. I must say that if this duty is fulfilled well, fate will reward you. Remember that the less you say, the shorter the prison sentence you will be given. Don't think that if you turn them all in, they'll let you go. It's never going to happen!  Here, imagine the situation. You blew up the pension fund building. You got caught by the politicians. If you immediately confess and tell them that you are the left terrorists and the followers of the RAF, you will go to jail for twenty years for terrorism. And if you keep quiet and say nothing, the politicians will think you're the regular gowipers. And they'll go to prison for two years. And maybe they'll just let it go. So, in interrogation, you need to shut up, keep quiet and keep quiet. Okay, that's the deal. You keep quiet, I hope you will. Now, a word about what should do a communist in prison and how to react to his comrades. If you went to prison, don't despair, at least you had cippulo in prison. In the prison, the Communist is obliged to be taught to all useful cases. First of all, you have to exercise exercises and stun the theory. You'll have a lot of free time in the wall, – that s what you do.

 

There's, of course, special gymnastics for prisoners. Details now about her won't be, but the separate receptions are going to pin.

 

Yeah, a word about breathing gymnastics.

 

For the inmate breathing gymnastics, it's very important.

 

The cells in the jail are usually done badly. It's always stuffy in there. And the anatal of the smokers of smokers is still caught, it's actually a pipe. Word is, it's very likely that in the jailhouse you will experience a lack of fresh air.

 

That's very bad. Without oxygen and the brain, it works worse. A man starts to be silly. And that's not allowed to happen! So I recommend you breathing exercises that do not go to jailhouse. 

 

Making them best for a walk in a prison yard. But you can, of course, in a cell, and the coli there are not nailed and air relatively fresh.

 

First, you gotta wash your nozzle. So, dragging water and retracting ourselves. You will consider, from these Launders, it can be creepy ill. There's nothing wrong with it. Just toss a little bit of a drink. But then the consciousness will be cleared up. So, when all this is done, we can move on to the exercise itself. It's nothing complicated. First a sharp deep breath, then a sharp breath. You can still use your hands to wave. It's even better this way. This exercise is also capable of triggering a headache. And here we have to endure! Pain is nothing. She'll pass, and the head will be better. Making such a gymnastics at least one hour a day. And think it will be much easier.

 

Okay, the gymnastics are done.

 

As for theory, I think it's clear: Sit down, read the books.

 

However, the theory is without practice.

 

Remember, any Communist is an agitator. Even in prison. That's why you have to carry out socialist propaganda in prisons, colonies and prisons. If one communist goes to prison, a hundred must go out. And if you're going to be in jail very badly, go on a hunger strike. Not like Nadezhda Savchenko, please! The hunger strike should be real. And if you're going to starve, try to die. If you die during a hunger strike, there will be such a scandal that the prison authorities in life will not be justified. And grateful comrades will put you a monument! So if you decide to go on a hunger strike, bring it to the end. And you'll be a hero! Like those Irish Republican Army soldiers who died in an English prison. They starved themselves. One hundred thousand fans came to their funeral. It's possible that you'll be the one who will repeat their success. 

 

Now as for the comrades. I say to you all very seriously: if your colleague has gone to prison, it means that he needs help. Your communist duty is to hand over products and books to him. At the same time, books are especially important. Without books, the communist will withit. If the prisoner has written some literary work, you must organize it's publication. Here's another thing to say. As soon as you know that one of your comrades has been arrested, raise the noise immediately. Write to all liberal foundations, to all opposition publications, write to the International Court of Human Rights, the UN, and the American president. Everywhere spread the information that yourcomrade unfairly want to put. Hit all the bells! The more attention the press can attract, the less your friend's prison term will be. 

 

All this I have told you in order to arm in case of danger. But it's better not to go to prison, of course. And if you do not want to get there, you should study the science of conspiracy (not to be confused with conspiracy). 

 

The first methods, which I am obliged to teach you, are typical methods of work of special services. First of all, you need to remember that these bastards will be watching you. In the second place, remember about the snitch and police provocateurs. It is not difficult to fight with all this: it is necessary to observe precautions – nothing supernatural. First of all, you should remind you of the sacred commandment of every real communist: do not talk! The chatter is a godsend for a spy. So I can advise you not to talk once again about the fact that you are left-wing terrorists. At the same time, not only do not talk on the streets, but also on social networks about it not to write. Accordingly, it would be desirable for us to talk to our enemies right and left. They are not fools either,and therefore usually silent. However, it is not difficult to find out the information we need. This is done by listening to other people's conversations. The wiretap can be conducted by some high-tech method, and by the old method. We will begin, perhaps, with archaic methods. Some of them have now been forgotten on the grounds that, they say, times are different. Of course, now their role has fallen, but they are still significant.  In short, like some weapons branded by pedants as «obsolete». You can imagine that some of our comrades were just laughing in my face when I suggested that an official be inundated with homemade hunting bow. And in vain laughed: our French comrades from «L'enfants de France» already as many as two officials from the bow for sports shooting failed. One of those bureaucrats was a policeman, and the other – the mayor! Idea?! They've ruined the whole mayor! For a revolutionary, the mayor is like a moose hunter! But modern hunters with bows usually go to moose. So I'm telling you, don't be shy about archaic methods. Believe me, even in our time the official can be dunked with a brick or pierced with an arrow. Old-fashioned methods of surveillance can't be abandoned either. Moreover, it is easy to implement them. For example, you're keeping an eye on some official. He came out of the entrance – and our agent tied after him and weaves about ten or twenty meters from the victim. In five hundred meters, this agent leaves, and he is replaced by the next one. So that the bureaucrat did not suspect anything. The agent does not require anything special: weave yourself from behind, but listen. If an official speaks on the phone, he can say a lot of interesting things. If the rank has brains that tell him not to talk on the phone on the street, you can at least find out where the person went. It's possible that he was going to an underground brothel. If it's really in a brothel or other evil place, it would be nice to take a picture of our hero. Then we'll blackmail him with this photo. If we are talking about brothels, I will say that it is simply necessary to take note of those institutions where the object of surveillance appears regularly. Cafes, restaurants, clubs, brothels... First, you can get yourself into such places and discreetly place there eavesdropping bugs. Secondly, we will be able to sit down at the next table and listen to the conversations we need. Thirdly, if you settle down to work in these places, the chance to poison the life of the surveillance object will grow significantly. Literally and figuratively. If, for example, one of our girls get a job as a waitress in a favorite restaurant of interest to us official, she can easily sprinkle poison on his food. There are poisons of long action, which from once can not kill. But we're not in a hurry. Our agent will gradually poison the official, pouring arsenic into his food, and he will be more and more sick and lose strength. In two years our surveillance facility will die, but it will not cause suspicion. A long illness and all that... In short, if you constantly in this way spy on your victim, then very quickly learn about her life very much. If your victim is a big boss who does not walk, then things change a little. This means that our own spike should also get behind the wheel of the car. Then everything repeats according to the known scenario. There is, however, one problem: conversations even on the street are often not heard, and even in the car – and even more so. That's why I advise you to use special equipment. There are special sound amplifiers with which you will be able to eavesdrop on other people's conversations at a very long distance. Small sound amplifiers are not visible during surveillance of pedestrians, and large and powerful when spying on cars and buildings. In addition, there are special flying drones equipped with portable CCTV cameras. These things on the radio are inexpensive, and the benefits are huge. They can be easily extracted information even from a closed object. By the way, we have to say about the buildings. If you need to install surveillance of the apartment of the official, you need to rent an apartment in the next house. At the rented apartment windows you should be located so that they can be able to see well the windows of your victim's home. Sometimes it happens luck to rent an apartment with windows located directly in front of the windows of the surveillance object. Once the comrades even managed to settle next door to the official. We were separated by a very flimsy and not soundproofing wall at all. If you happen to be so lucky, then rejoice, blissful! For wiretapping you will need only a glass: the dontz it should be attached to the ear, and the throat to put to the wall. I guarantee you will hear everything that happens in the next room. But such gifts fate stings us infrequently. Usually you have to hire some bad room in the house next door. That's exactly what I'm going to talk about. There is nothing special: you take powerful binoculars and with their help carefully study the life of the bureaucratic family. I advise to follow not only the servant of the state, but also his wife, children, as well as all the closest relatives. There is never any extra knowledge in this matter. You, for example, found out that your victim had no one at home from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. What will you do with such knowledge?! That's right: get into his apartment and rob her. And then you'll get on fire. If you find out that his son is in the sports section in the evenings, coming home through the dark yards, what will you do? That's right: you will attack his son in a gloomy gate and kill him. Or kidnap for blackmail. When you study the life of the family properly, it will be possible to make a lot of all sorts of big and small tricks in it's attitude. Some of our officials, for example, like to jog in parks. And they do not run either at six in the morning or at ten in the evening. That is, at a time when there is almost no one in the park. Except for us and our victims, of course. And all that means no strangers will hear a shot of a shotgun or a moonlit of help. We had one of those. A large businessman closely connected to the state. Running around the Kuntsevsky Park from five to six a day every day. This is a deaf Park, unhooked, wild. Sniper was in the bushes. No one, as you can see, is not found. These are common methods of surveillance. Methods, so to speak, antique, but not obsolete. If we talk about something more modern, we have methods of computer. In our wonderful time when programming has reached such high altitudes, it is not the labor that will be obtained from the necessary data from the other archive. Hackers'services in our time are cheap, and perhaps, among you, will be the meaning of such things. We will not, however, obsess on the said things. I'm in the middle of it, I don't really understand.