Текст книги "A Call for armed insurrection (СИ)"

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I've covered these aspects before, but then no one understood them. They probably won't understand them now. The Marxist speaker must always remember that he speaks to a particular audience. Depending on the characteristics of this audience, he chooses the right style of performance. If he spoke to prisoners in prison, all sorts of vulgar jokes would be appropriate and permissible. If he speaks to academics, he doesn't. For each audience you need to choose a special theme and a special style of performance. This was well known by the great communist Joseph Goebbels. He prepared his speeches and planned very well. Goebbels always learned about what the audience would be in front of him and what she wanted to hear from him. Therefore, before the workers Goebbels talked about greedy and cruel capitalists, and before capitalists – about drunk and lazy workers. You must, however, be better and more honest than Goebbels: we will only talk about greedy and violent capitalists. The point, however, is not that. You have to keep in touch with the audience, talk about topics close to them. In front of the prisoners it is necessary to talk about corrupt police officers and brutal jailers. Scientists should talk about the closing of the scientific center and low salaries of scientists. Workers are required to talk about non-payment of wages, non-compliance with safety equipment, about the arbitrariness of factory management. Before pensioners, we talk about low pensions, and young people – about youth unemployment and reduction of budget places in universities. The same goes for the language itself. If your speech is addressed to young people, it would be nice to put in a few youth slang words. The words are really fashionable. We need memes, you need fun jokes spread over the Internet. In front of the prisoners, it is necessary to speak differently. It's acceptable and sebaceous jokes, and blasphemy words. But the ideal would be this option. You go out in front of the prisoners and begin to give your speech on the purest Fenya! In pure and undimbed prison jargon. In short, it's hard. Prison jargon is very different from the usual Russian language. Although it would be nice... Well, if you happen to speak in front of academics, then you need a pathetic speech, sustained in a high-pitched style, filled with abstruse words. That's exactly what a genuinely classy approach to rhetoric means. 

 

We talked about the class approach. Now we need to talk about something else. We're going to talk about how to build a speech. Of course, I have to build the speech according to logic. You have to get down to business first. It is also necessary to remember the psychological aspect. You need to get people's attention from the very beginning. Here sits a man, spits in the ceiling, barely from boredom does not fall asleep. You have to unwind it, wake him up. He should pay attention to the speaker. I'm at modern conferences. All the speakers, of course, are rattling the devil knows what's under his nose. The audience, of course, misses. Listeners prefer to stare at their phone. Moreover, I understand them and do not condemn them at all. Speakers there speak so badly that I'm afraid to fall asleep sometimes. If you don't want to be like the «oratores submonerandii vulgariis» I've just mentioned, then you need to learn how to slow the audience down. Literally and figuratively. And I'm not joking right now. You can tell a vulgar anecdote or shout loudly: «Comrades!». You can do something else, it's something that should definitely attract the attention of the audience. And now you see that people have started listening to you. That's very good. It just means you can start. Then you give a speech. You speak the way I taught you before.  And remember the principle of logic. That is, first we need to talk about the most important, about the most important, and then about the details of the main or insignificant issues. And now, finally, you're finishing.  In the end, we need to draw some brief conclusions from what was said before. You make them. You need to summarize very, very briefly all that you said before. If the speech is political, then the conclusions are followed by a call. If it's political, you don't just have to talk about how bad things are. At the end of the speech you have to call the people to the barricades! Or call on him to go to the guerrillas. Or encourage people to become terrorists.  It already depends on the specific circumstances. 

 

Now we will discuss common issues that arise in different situations. If, for example, the public does not listen, then what should be done? If people do not listen, we choose one person from the public and begin to poison him. Let it be, for example, a woman. We should say to her: «Woman in green dress! Stop powdering your spout and look at me. I'm a handsome man and a good speaker, and you don't notice me at all. You're being cheeky and daring!». Then it will be necessary to say something unpleasant about the appearance of this lady, about her moral qualities. All this will bring you back to the audience's attention. That's what you've dealt with. 

 

The second issue is public debate. There is nothing complicated about public debate. It is necessary to remember that the interlocutor needs to impose his opinion. This means that the interlocutor barely closes his mouth as you open it. You should talk incessantly, but at the same time the interlocutor should not be allowed to speak under any circumstances. The more you say, the better. Ideally, you should take all the time of discussion with your own monologue speech alone. Second, you need to ask provocative questions. You have to constantly hurt these questions the feelings of your interlocutor. You need to drag the discussion to the discussion of unpleasant moments for the interlocutor. We need to give him a real bullying, how to make fun of the most holy things for him. It would be desirable to bring your opponent to hysterics, to make him burst into tears or yell at you. The public will then decide that your opponent is either inadequate or even crazy. In short, to bring the opponent to hysterics – it is still necessary to be able. And in order to be able to be able to train for a long time on living people! 

 

The third issue came to me concerning the practice of agitation in personal conversation. There's nothing too complicated here. It's about goodwill. Listen to your conversationalist! Look, I'm talking! People love to be listened. They want to be heard, believe me. Don't Be truthful. Your opinion is carefully carefully carefully, the primacy is necessarily monitoring the reaction of the interviewer to him. That's it!

 

The last question was how to overcome the fear of speaking in public. Well, there are simple exercises for that. You have to put on stupid clothes and go in it on a busy street. The public's fear is treated quite painfully. You have to go out on purpose and embarrass yourself. We need to make passers-by look at you and say: «Fo-o-o... He's so mean! He must be crazy.». That's the way to embarrass yourself more often. The more you do it, the better for you. Only through the experience of terrible public shame can you overcome the fear of the public. You can follow the example of Diogenes the Cynic, who masturbated right in the town square, where the people drowned. You can molest peoplewith an offer to have same-sex. In short, these subtleties depend only on your imagination. If you do such exercises diligently enough, you will turn from shy into. In short, it is even good for the speaker. 

 

Okay, we talked about mental exercise. They said a lot, but not all of them. I'll have to go back to that later. It's possible more than once.  

 

Now we need to talk about exercise. 

 

In a healthy communist body – a healthy communist spirit! But we will talk about it tomorrow – we have absolutely no time left.

 

 

 

 

 

Every terrorist is an athlete!

 

So, comrades! Put aside your cigars and cigarettes, then smoke. Now I will talk about the physical development of the communist. This thing is very important, because without it you can not do well at all. Long introductions are not required here, because everything is already clear, and therefore I start. 

 

The Communist must be physically developed. It should be developed because every communist is a revolutionary, and the revolutionary needs to be very physically developed. After all, the revolutionary will have to fight with a whole horde of terrible creatures: gendarmes, prosecutors, police, military and othertrash. That is why the revolutionary needs iron health, which will help him win this difficult battle. Or at least not lose. Although i see a terrible longing on your faces, similar to the one that Dante observed on the faces of the inhabitants of hell, it will not prevent me from continuing the stated theme to develop and deepen. That is why I have to describe first of all the exercise that every communist is obliged to perform. It's about running, of course. 

 

Yes, comrades! It was, is and will be the main physical exercise of guerrillas and other revolutionaries. The ability to run for a revolutionary is simply necessary. This is due to the fact that we have to get away from the police regularly. Here, of course, you have to remember Mao's words about the fact that when the enemy comes, we retreat. To perfection of execution this principle brought the sapatists: they at the sight of the police run open. In this, of course, there is nothing shameful: the police have the upper hand both numerically and technically. That's why we don't have to be heroic and try to fight them. The outcome of such a fight will definitely not be in our favor. Instead, we need to be able to run away. In order to learn how to run properly, we need to run regularly. This, however, is not the only reason for the must-run for you. Running not only strengthens all the muscles of the human body, but also stimulates mental activity. During the run, a huge amount of oxygen enters the brain, which increases the intensity of it's activity. That is why after a good run your consciousness clears up, there are new original thoughts, and brilliant ideas and climb into the head. More precisely, from the head. In addition, running is a good prevention of atherosclerosis. If anyone does not know, atherosclerosis is a disease in which blood vessels are clogged. Vascular siltation leads to circulatory disorders. As a result, the brain is poorly supplied with blood, and therefore it's cells begin to die. It leads to the fact that a person with incredible speed is stupid. Yes, atherosclerosis affects the brain in the first place! So, running is a very good prevention of atherosclerosis. That's why I've always said this: if you want to be strong, run! If you want to be beautiful, run! If you want to be smart, run! To deny the usefulness of running is pointless, and therefore I once again advise you all to do this pleasant and very useful for the body and mind. 

 

You should run, of course, not in light sportswear. Only fashionistas run in such. You have to run in a different outfit. Heavy thick winter pants, no less heavy jacket, army boots or boots, – also heavy, of course, – this is your outfit. On the back you need to hang a backpack full of bricks. That's the way you should learn to run. You have to run in such a dress at least five kilometers. Pass a quick step in all the same clothes and all with the same backpack you have at least fifteen kilometers. These are, of course, the minimum allowable figures. It will be much better, for example, if you run for fifteen kilometers, and pass thirty. But this is already out of the realm of fiction... What did you want, schoolchild? The march-throw is not «Minecraft»! 

 

Running Is good, of course! Very good. But only a complete idiot can take all physical training to revolutionaries to run. We're not athletes, marathons, and guerrillas. And this is a different matter... Whatever it sounds like, it's sad, but you need to learn to fight and shoot. Of course, it is a bit harder to be here than to run, but to learn from these boundaries.

 

East uniformity I'm not recommending you. Eventually, you will fight not with Japanese samurai, but with ordinary police officers. And fight them must be different. I'll explain.

 

You must find somewhere in some woods distant meadow. In this glade, you'll be training. The essence of training is very simple. You come to this very glade and dubait each other before the confession. You must dump each other in different ways. The first is that you are divided into two groups, one of which portrays the politicians and the other revolutionaries. Next you fight Wall on the wall. In the second place it is possible as: you all portray the police, and one of your comrades – the enemy of the state. You, accordingly, attack all on one, and he fights you off. Last but not one thing, one person is portraying a policeman and the other is a demonstrator. Allthese methods of battle need to be practiced in two forms: first with weapons, and then without weapons. I advise you during training not to feel sorry for yourself and fight properly. This will help you avoid injury in this fight. Of course, you don't need to knock out all your teeth and make open fractures. The blows, however, must be real. A person should be beaten where he is most ill. That is, it is necessary to beat the police on the ribs, on the collarbone, on intimate places, on the face. Of all the places on the face it is best to beat on the eyes and teeth. If the riot police man managed to knock you to the ground, don't worry. You better get a knife out of your pocket and stick it in the leg. Yes, break the leather berets and stick the knife right into his thick foot. It's going to make him feel so much pain that he'll probably let you go. If you're agile and strong, pull out the knife and start cutting your offender's tendons. The same tendons that are located in the knee area. If you cut them properly, the policeman will become disabled. I forgot to say something else. In training it is better to bash each other with wooden or rubber batons and knives. Leave the iron scan with the police. 

 

In conclusion, I can only tell you that the Communists have a duty to strengthen the musculature. Gunthers, weights, rods are inseparable attributes of the dwelling of every real communist. Each of you should do exercises with dumbbells and weights for one or two hours each day. Once again: one or two hours every day. You have to be strong and well prepared for the fight. Revolutionaries often have to fight...

 

Now a few words about the shooting. Shooting is not that difficult. Do you remember what I said about a clearing in the woods?! The one you have to fight for?! If you remember, I won't repeat myself. In this very clearing you have to put a target. Usually, guerrillas use a portrait of the head of state as a target. In our case, it is a portrait of Vladimir Putin. The target is usually pinned on a tree, on a stump or in some stone so that it stood well and did not fall. Then you take a gun, a gun or something, and you shoot at the target. You shoot from a reclining position, from a sitting position, from a standing position, and so on. There's nothing complicated here. First, you need to take a position, that is, to lie down comfortably, sit down or get up. After that, we have to take the weapon. Then take aim. You need to aim so that the eyes are open. And then some fools have seen American films, and squint one eyepiece. Once again, when you aim, both eyes must be open. It is forbidden to squint even one eye! Two – even more so! After you need to take a deep breath, stop breathing for five or six seconds. This is followed by a shot. When the projectile flew to the enemy, you can exhale. You shoot from all the weapons you have, from all possible positions of the body. At first you will fall badly into the head of state, but if you train in shooting properly, very soon learn even from the most uncomfortable pose from the first attempt to beat Putin in the eye. In short, train, train and train again! Learn to shoot a shotgun, pistol, bow, crossbow and even a slingshot. Don't neglect any weapons. 

 

Now that we have described the roughest physical skills required for every communist, we will move on to describing the skills of much more refined. 

 

Of course, the guerrilla life, even in the mild way, has a bad influence on the psychiatrist of the human being. Depression, insomnia, and other mental disorders, and consequently are permanent satellites of partisan. All these occupational diseases can substantially undermine the health of young revolutionaries. Of course, we cannot tolerate this situation, because all these illnesses have seriously impeded the realization of the socialist revolution in Russia. It is for this reason that I have developed special exercises to combat mental illness among the personnel of our guerrilla army.

 

First of all, you have to learn to perform one very simple exercise.  It is usually performed in the bedroom. You need to draw a black dot on the ceiling of your bedroom. It is important to remember that the point is the point, not the spot left by the ghost of Canterville. At the same time, it is necessary to make sure that this point was quite well visible from all corners of the room, but especially well it should be visible from the bed. It is advisable to draw it directly above your bed. That's it, the point was drawn. Let's move on. It is necessary to create a pleasant twilight in the bed. When the specified twilight is created, you can start doing the exercise. You lie down on your couch or, if you are so bourgeois, – a bed. Lie on your back and point your eyes to the ceiling. Hands at this time either pull along your well-fed torso, or lay on the chest. All: now you have settled down and are lying like a dead man in a coffin. That's nice. Now you need to relax your muscles. Your body should become sluggish and soft. In short, most of you always have it. So you've relaxed your muscles and now you're lying still on the bed. It's cool. Now the most important thing: you have to stare at the same black dot on the ceiling, which you have previously drawn there. You have to look very carefully exclusively at it, not descending from this point of view. Once again: you have to look at it very carefully and look away from her. Don't let go, I say! After a while you get tired of looking at the black dot and you will begin to tend to sleep. This is very good, so don't resist coming to sleep. In five to ten minutes, you'll be sleeping like a dead man. In his coffin. Do this exercise every day before you go to bed. In about a month you will be knocked out by the only look at the black dot. Exercise is normalizing sleep, and generally very useful for your nervous system. And since any guerilliero inevitably disturbs sleep and slackens due to constant stress nervous system, for you all this exerciseis made mandatory to perform. Understand?! This is an exercise you should do necessarily! Preferably – every time before going to bed. 

 

Now I will describe another exercise, which is very easy to perform, but at the same time helps the doubters well. Doubtful in our ranks are always. I'm going to tell you where they come from. That comes to our community of a young fighter. A real fanatic! Incorrigible and hardened Marxist! Of course, he has no doubts. But he still does not know what he will face! The life of a professional revolutionary is extremely difficult. It is constant stress, malnutrition, lack of sleep, incredible mental and physical activity. Of course, faith quickly begins to pass away from all these burdens. After a few months of guerrilla life, a young man may become depressed.  In doing so, he will have terrible doubts about the correctness of what he is doing. It was to fight such phenomenon and I developed special exercises. That's what I'm going to teach you. 

 

The first exercise, as I said, is very simple.  It should be done before going to bed, when you have already gone to bed and fall asleep. You're almost in a dream, but you're still keeping the remnants of consciousness. At this very moment, when you seem not to sleep, but you are not awake, do this simple exercise. Just repeat the twenty-thirty times: «I believe in communism! I believe in guerrilla warfare! I have no doubt!». I something like that. When you repeat such a sentiment mentioned twenty-thirty times, you can safely fall asleep with a calm conscience. The next day, you'll feel much better.