Текст книги "A Call for armed insurrection (СИ)"

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Some, however, say: «You told us a lot, but all this has a general character, and you say specifically: how to commit a provocation?». It would seem I just explained!  Some still do not understand. We'll have to point to a pattern. Actions of this kind are divided into two types. The first of these is, of course, «bombing». The point of them is that you throw some particularly hard-core reactionary all sorts of crap. You can throw this bastard rotten eggs, rotten tomatoes and glass bottles, and you can pour paint, manure or other unpleasant liquid. Organizing such events is very simple. First, you need to know about the time of appearance of a class enemy in public. All these politicians, bloggers, journalists, businessmen and the like – adore the attention of the crowd. That is why they periodically are on all sorts of gatherings. It can be all sorts of conferences, rallies, festivals, as well as other mass gatherings. Journalists are always grazing there. Their goal is to document every thought of reactionary lords. And since these people are greedy to sensationalism, your actions are sure to notice. So, the goal was determined. Now you need to hide what you are going to throw at the lackeys of capitalism. Liquids are usually poured into airtight plastic bags, which are fixed under clothes. Solid objects for throwing are either hidden in pockets or attached to the inside of clothing. Then it is necessary to infiltrate the mass gathering. Then you carefully get closer to the hated enemy, and then abruptly take out the shells and throw this bastard on the most do not spoil. And one more. The most important thing is distance. Rotten eggs can be boiled from five meters, but if you decided to roll the reactionary liquid manure, you will have to come close. After such activities, it is necessary to run away from the scene as soon as possible. Another kind of direct action is the famous «occupation». The point of them is that you come to some public place and roll up a scandal. To come, of course, is required not to where, but to a reactionary and nasty institution. To the Ministry of Education, for example, or to some expensive restaurant. You canat least get into parliament. Most often, such actions are organized as follows. The venue of the event is chosen. Then a suitable day is chosen. We are interested in the time of the greatest crowds in such places. Let's say you decide to show up at an expensive restaurant. It's best to do it on the day when there will be a reactionary bastard. Some important official or big businessman. Then you will not only desecrate the restaurant, but also someone else's party will tear up. When the time and place are chosen, you can get down to business. Prepare padlocks and chains. You're going to need them. Note: locks should be such that they can be locked without a key, and open without it – no. You can also use code locks. These latter are very reliable in situations of interest to us. In addition to the necessary chains and locks, you need to make a banner. To do this, the latter requires a fairly extensive sheet or another piece of matter. As a last resort, use a large sheet of cardboard. You should write your slogan on this piece. After the paint has dried, the banner is ready. Locks with chains should be hidden in pockets. One of you should fasten the propaganda banner on the inside of the clothes. Now it's up to the small. You're pinned to the assigned place. There you chain yourself to poles, columns and doors. In short, to everything that can not be moved in a couple of minutes. After that, you need to deploy the banner. Then you just throat slogans, irradiating those present with clumsy communist propaganda. It is possible, of course, to take much more decisive action. Okay, you don't have to chain yourself. You can break into a room filled with people, and then barricade d' from the inside. Then it is necessary to declare people inside hostages. The attention of journalists will be provided!

 

However, these are all tags. If anything impresses the bourgeois press, it is self-immolation. It's all very simple. First, you should find some fearless comrade. Then take a five-litre plastic canister with napalm. I will tell you more about the methods of production of the substance. You put this canister in your backpack. A reliable gas lighter should also be put there. If anything – instead of it you can take hunting matches. When everything is laid down, the backpack is hoisted on the heroic back of a kamikaze comrade. The comrade himself before all this must be properly dressed up. The clothes on it should be made of highly flammable materials. In addition, the future hero is recommended to take a little pervitin. It is best to do it an hour before the feat is accomplished. For bravery, so to speak. When everything is ready, – the comrade can only get out into a crowded place, get the cherished canister of napalm, pour it's contents on his clothes, and then this very clothes ignite. Now it all depends on whether your friend is saved or not. If he dies, the press will be provided with the attention of the press. For a week, for sure, or even a month. If your kamikaze stays alive, the press, of course, will pay attention to you too. But it won't be what you need. So, he'll buzz himself, he'll buzz, and then he'll calm down. So your efforts will be wasted! Do everything possible to make sure that your kamikaze friendship dies. Believe me, it's better this way. For everyone.

 

Rejoice: now we have studied thegeneral issues of propaganda! Cheers! It's just a matter of time. You need to learn how to put them into practice. But it's a matter of everyday life. Unite through social media. These days you have «Vkontakte» and «Telegram». You have to be very happy that this is all you have. The revolutionaries of past eras have never had anything like this. With these very social networks you can find new comrades, you can unite. And on social networks it is convenient to conduct agitation and propaganda. If you need to discuss the preparation of a terrorist attack, then there is a network «Tor». Through the «Tor» network, it is also possible to conduct top secret negotiations, to carry out illegal financial transactions in the krytocurrency, to buy weapons, explosives and drugs and to do much more interesting things. But propaganda and partnering are not limited to theory. Theory is dead without practice! And grief to whoever's forgotten this truth! I'm not just saying this for a reason. My mind and my knowledge I can't invest in your entirety. My beloved Celine said that experience is a flashlight, only a flashlight of whoever's in it. So I can't give you my experience. I can, however, help to acquire you with experience ofmy own. To each of you I say: the revolutionary is obliged to constantly exercise in it's revolutionary craft. You must practise every day in writing propaganda texts, in oratory art, in studying the Marxist theory. It's hard and it can be boring, but it s what you need.

 

Tomorrow I'll talk about the work of a revolutionary. I will also talk about how to develop party discipline. Today, everything.

 

Discipline, discipline and discipline again! 

 

I welcome you all today especially fervently. Especially since today we will pay attention to the hot drinks you love. The smell of rum stands tight in the air of our room!  In short, he is not the only one: one of those present smokes Cuban cigars. Although no, we don't have such bourgeoisie. Everyone smokes Ukrainian shag. 

 

Okay, let's talk about it. Now I have to tell you about the party discipline and the work of the revolutionary over myself. So, we're all sad here?! Why do you all give in to this bourgeois-decadent, idealistic and anti-Marxistfeeling of despondency again? You guys have collapsed from the oak tree! This, however, is not at all surprising: sit on Instagram all day, look at. These will take you to prison! I'm going to have to banish all anti-Marxist nonsense from you today. I'm going to take my cudgel and knock the bourgeoisie out of your heads. And you listen, you're going to look at it. Throw on your ears, I say! 

 

  

I don't know if you need to explain that every real revolutionary is busy constantly working on himself. Yes, it may be unpleasant to you, but it is true. Every real revolutionary is a person who is constantly engaged in self-development. This self-development has two main areas. We should not forget about any of them, because it can always turn into a complete collapse for you. Moreover, that's what it will turn out to be. The first direction of self-development of the revolutionary is the theoretical direction. I'll tell you this question now. Theoretical self-development consists in the study of Marxisttheory. What does this mean? So these children are my children, that it is necessary to crave the works of classics. Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin and others. You need to read not just their books, but books in the original language. It is easier with Lenin and Stalin in this regard, with Marx – more difficult. Well, what did you want?! Learn German and French, my children! Without it, you go nowhere...  Anywhere... In short, theoretical self-development is not limited to cramming classics. It is necessary to study scientific literature, which is not always Marxist. We need to study the utopian socialists. It is necessary to study the old European philosophy, and again in the original languages. That's why I demand that all of you learn Latin and Greek. And it would be nice to study the natural sciences... In short, it is already out of the realm of fiction. All those sitting in the hall are convinced humanitarians. It is impossible to solve them. So let's not dream about the natural sciences. We would have to deal with the humanitarian... To the point! We also need to study the works of the enemies of Marxism. Moreover, we must jointly study the works of anti-communists, and then analyze them in detail. Also together, of course. Every agitator should remember: at any moment he can come across a politically literate person, who is not always a communist. And if an ignorant agitator falls for a politically literate enemy of Marxism, then this latter dunks our agitator right face into the manure. In short, there is a place for such an agitator. Remember that an ignorant agitator is a disgrace to the organization, a disgrace to the communist movement. That's why I say that it is necessary to drive these most ignorant agitators into the necks. Moreover, I must remind everyone present that a communist is primarily a deeply educated person. What did you guys want?! It is impossible to be both ignorant and a communist! Write it down in your notebooks, put it in your phone or tablet, remember it eventually! Ignorance is incompatible with communism. That is why we are talking about the importance of theoretical development. You need to study in detail the humanities and natural sciences, crave ancient and new languages, read them the texts of classics and so on. But theoretical development is not limited to this. We must remember that every Marxist is an educated person, but he is also an agitator. Yes, every Marxist is an agitator! Moreover, even if you don't agitate directly, you do it implicitly. Every smirk you have, any of your dissatisfied eyes can affect the choice of a person. It's determinism, baby! That's why I told you earlier and I will say: you have to practice campaigning all the time. Constantly, I said! 

 

We discussed the theoretical development of the Marxist. Now we need to talk about moral and physical development. Why are you all sad again?! Like at the funeral, to god! No, it's no good at all! We have to get ready! Get ready, I said! Now I want to ask you the most important question: what should be done in order to make a socialist revolution? I will add – in moral terms. No one can give an answer, so I answer myself. Of course, you need to knock out all the bourgeois! I have to explain it to you. Is that why, for example, the Soviet Union collapsed? The answer is simple: it was ruined by fat officials who wanted to privatize the entire national treasure. But it's not just the bureaucrats. It's also about something else. In the Soviet Union, a great mistake was initially made. The Cultural Revolution was not brought to an end there. What happenedinstead? Instead, it was so. The Bolsheviks managed to take power. They started to build socialism in our country, but they didn't really explain anything to people. That's why our citizens are so miserable. These stupid burghers did not understand anything, but they did not want to understand anything. They just wanted to live and eat without thinking of others. Moreover, no one was engaged in re-education. The Soviet authorities had to take all the children away from their parents. Children are the property of society, so it is impossible to spoil their bourgeois upbringing. But the USSR did otherwise. Children were brought up in families, and in families they assimilated the moral norms of the past. Therefore, new generations did not get better. The next generations remained generations of narrow-minded burghers who did not understand socialism. I'm going to explain this to you right now. Here, for example, is the family. His father drinks and smokes, his mother is obese. They have a child.  Of course, the father of the child will be accustomed from childhood to the fact that who does not drink vodka, – he is not a man. The mother will teach that a real man should eat a milk pig for dinner. And what will come of this child?! It's going to come out of it, I'll tell you. Moreover, all this extends to social relations. Such a father will teach his son that the main thing is to «get a good job in life». Well, that is to become a parasite: not to work, but to exploit someone else's work. Of course, such mothers will teach their children only the bad. This applies, however, not only to very bad families, but also to families outwardly even decent. At first glance, everything may look very civilized and cute, but in fact everything is not as it seems. In small-bourgeois families of officials, police officers, office clerks and the like, children are also being molested. Since childhood, they have been instilled in bourgeois patriotism, selfishness, love of money and so on. That's why you need to completely eliminate the family. At some point, a faction appeared in the party, which was guided by the interests of the bourgeois. This faction led by Khrushchev won. After that, the party was filled with burghers, and the Soviet Union was increasingly degraded. It all ended with the fact that the stupid everyman sold his homeland for gum, jeans and other abominations. 

 

That is why the government of the proletarian dictatorship is required to destroy all the bourgeois in it's citizens. But we have to start this great re-education with ourselves. That is why I say to all of you: anyone who wants to destroy the bourgeoisie, let him kill the bourgeois in himself first. That is why any real communist should abandon bourgeois superstitions and prejudices. I would like to recommend each of you to give up gum, jeans and «McDonald's». All this, first, is very, very harmful: gum irritates the mucous, jeans make it difficult to blood flow, and «McDonald's» leads to atherosclerosis. Secondly, all this causes people the necessary associations. If you don't eat at «McDonald's» and listen to rock music, and play sports and listen to classical music, people will think: «Communists are great.». Therefore, we must remember that each of you is the face of the communist movement. Therefore, the success of the socialist revolution depends on the quality of this person. Moreover, the revolt is to some extent everything. In the Soviet Union wearing jeans was a moveton. For that, and beat it. So Soviet rebels dressed in jeans. Now, on the contrary, everybody wearing jeans. Therefore, you all have to wear pants. And you actually need to give moral example to other people. Our opponents should not have the slightest opportunity to accuse us of anything. The Communist is a non-smoker and non-smoking young man who is involved in sports knows in the perfection of five foreign languages, reads smart books, and translates grandmothers across the street. Besides, he's also asquet. Word, right and liberals should not have the slightest cause of our own. Therefore, you will need to become unspeakable and non-smoking athletes – asgers who know five foreign languages.

 

Now to the point. I can already see your sad mines, but I won't pay attention to it. Now I'm going to talk about exercise. First it will be about the development of the brain, and then about the development of the body. You know, all our communists have some flaws, but the main drawback is one. It's a complete inability to speak in public. All of our commies are different in that they cannot give a normal speech. The reasons for this should be said separately. First of all, nothing of the rhetoric in our school is taught. There is absolutely nothing required of the students now. There is still a degrading and dying form of response in the form of a report. Although what is it now report! This is not a report, but a syllable reading. The schoolchild comes out to the board and reads the text downloaded from the Free Encyclopedia. He reads like a first-grader, although he went to university a year later. It's very, very bad at our school.  Secondly, all this has to do with the dominance of the American speaker training system. The Americans prepare their speakers so badly that my hands are full of indignation. American speakers are influenced by bourgeois subjectivism. They sincerely believe that the main thing is the meaning of speech, and everything else – from the evil. This, of course, is wrong. The quality of speech depends directly on your diction, on gesticulation, on the presence or absence of errors in it. But Americans are lazy bastards who are lazy to put a normal diction, get rid of speech errors and teach their speakers to do everything right. No, they only explain to them that it is necessary to insinuate bawdy jokes in the speech. In these jokes and consists, in fact, all American oratory. Even if you look at the recordings of the speeches at some TED Talks, you will see that all thespeakers there are clubheads. They say very bad! Syntax is not observed! They're going to kick in! Bad speakers, in a word! Although no, not speakers, but speakers. Now we have such a fashion for Anglicanism that I just fall into horror. I recently heard the word «smalltalk». It probably means «little conversation» or something. No,and why necessarily say «smalltalk» if you can say «colloquium». Oh, why only the wretched adverb of the English barbarians supplanted the beautiful Latin?! All this happened because of Americans who did not want to teach anything, but at the same time were happy to impose their surveillance language on the world. So here we are. Americans do not teach their speakers at all, but they have imposed their own training system on the world. 

 

I don't think so! We, the revolutionary communists, will remain faithful to the classical European training system. Therefore, each of you should practice the oratory every day, because if he does not study it properly, he willremain a club talking turkey. There should be no speech errors in your speech! No! You have to speak the way they write in books. That is ideal in terms of the norms of our language. Not a single hitch, not a single mistake! The speech of the agitator-communist should be perfect. What's the tedious thing to do for it to become like that? The answer is one: you have to work on yourself. You go out to themirror and you give a speech. And that's it! If you make a mistake, start over. If you falter, start over. If you know you're in too much of a hurry, start over. If you understand that the phrase is built gnarly and inethought, then start again. In short, you understand me. As soon as you notice any imperfection in your speech, start again. So practice for four hours every day. You're going to have a great speech in a couple of months. It's that simple! And no secrets. 

 

Of course, all these stupid American psychologists from different universities like to write books in which they talk about all sorts of secret «manipulative techniques». Of course, they know a lot about manipulations, because these books are read by very stupid people. These stupid people are supplying money to the old psychologists from universities. Of course, stupid people really want to be manipulators, which are subject to all elements. In fact, they themselves become objects of manipulation – that is, sheep, which are cut by real masters. Or they don't even cut it, they drive to slaughter, as they do in various psychics and totalitarian sects of a secular nature, like «Lifesprings» or «Church of Scientology». I read several hundred similar books written by both American and our homegrown charlatans. So I can tell you responsibly: all these NLP, UFOs and the like – nonsense and swindle. It took me a long time to find out. You're so lucky: you don't have to experience all this nonsense on yourself. In short, if you want to experience – then please! Let's return, however, to the essence of our case. You have to learn oratory. To do this, you have to work in front of the mirror for four hours a day. It's good to work in front of a mirror, but it shouldn't be limited. You have to organize your own thoughts. I'm going to explain that. Most people do not realize the simple fact that in her heads she has porridge. In our head are constantly rushing fragments of some spontaneous thoughts. Then there's a piece of thought about sausage, then a piece of thought about the president of America, then a hell of a thing knows what. Therefore, a real communist and speaker (and this is essentially the same thing) should organize their thoughts. You just have to teach yourself to think long complex proposals with de-involved and involved turnovers. At first it will seem difficult for you to constantly talk about something as if it is not your idea, but a quote from de Sade, but over time you will get so used to it that you will learn to think in scraps of phrases at all. Strain your brain, guys, think and think properly. You have to think, write and speak the same way. Equally brilliant, unmistakable and accurate. That's right and it's not like that!  In the rhetoric, we communists are direct descendants of Cicero and Babef. But our enemies, – all these bourgeois Republicans and other nits, – are the offspring of the street touting. Those same touts, which in the time of Aurelius Augustine sold to naive people overdue. 

 

All right, you can praise ourselves for a long time, and we have limited time. Marxist rhetoric has many aspects. We need to remember two iron rules. The first was that he should know perfectly well what he was going to talk about. If the speaker did not know anything on the subject, then down there was such a speaker! If the speaker knew the subject, he would find the words appropriate. Of course, he too will have to work in front of the mirror, but less. The second rule applies primarily to political speeches. It was that the speaker himself had to have a deep re-believe in what he was saying. It is well known to all that if the speaker himself believes to the core, he will be able to convince others that he will be able to convince them that he will be able to do it more easily. But he must believe not only in his words, but also in the need for his speech. If the speaker thinks that no one will listen to him and in general he reads the speech to the walls, but he will not try much. If he believes in his own words, if he believes that his speech makes sense and is needed by the listeners, then he will speak much better. All this helps to understand the link between deep conviction, great reading and good oratory qualities. To speak well you need to know a lot and be deeply convinced of your rightness. So you have to sit down for books and crave Marxist theory, ancient languages, history and other sciences. And crave, and crave, and crave. And you have to drive away all sorts of bourgeois thoughts: about alcohol, about parties, about new phones and jeans. As soon as you realize that you have thought of something bourgeois, you immediately take the mind and take such bad thoughts away! Such dialectic, my hares! This, however, is a subjective aspect. We have subjectivism not in honor, and therefore we must move to the objective sides of Marxist rhetoric.