Текст книги "Under the Big Top: A Season with the Circus"

Автор книги: Bruce Feiler

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A little over an hour later the X rays arrived and confirmed what the paramedics had suspected all along: when Danny flew off the Russian swing and landed on his neck he snapped his collarbone. It would take eight to ten weeks to heal, the doctors said. After that he should be okay. But after that he wasn’t, for Danny, it turns out, might have fallen off the swing for reasons other than the one he confessed to.

Meanwhile the act must continue. With Danny disabled the family was forced, at least for a few months, to shuffle its lineup again. Little Pablo started doing a straight jump along with his brandy in, back somersault out. Mary Chris even considered doing a trick or two herself. But most of the slack was taken up by Big Pablo, who returned to jumping despite his still crippled foot and now aching knee. Because he was twenty pounds overweight and difficult to push, the family had to recruit Kris Kristo to join their act for added weight. He donned a black Howard Stern-like wig, slipped into Danny’s old costume, and learned to dance the mambo. Now the Rodrinovich Flyers were not only Mexican but part Bulgarian as well.

For the finale, Papa Rodríguez, who up to now has been holding the net, hands it off to a prop man and fetches two twelve-foot-high aluminum poles connected at the top by a slender cable wrapped in bright pink towels. He douses the towels with lighter fluid and sets the wire ablaze. The crowd breathes an audible “ahhhh.” Jimmy James responds on cue.

“From the Russian swings, a backward somersault, bliiindfolded…”

Big Pablo slips a black cotton pillowcase over his head, squeezing his arms through two narrow holes and pulling the remainder almost to his chest. His brothers and sisters start clapping their hands until the entire tent catches on. The brass flare gives way to a tympani roll.

“The last trick is always a safe trick,” Pablo explained. “You can’t afford to end with a miss. But you want something that the people are going to enjoy. That’s what the fire is for. It’s not a threat. You can see fairly good with that blindfold anyway. But people like it. It makes them go ‘ahhh.’”

“So how do you know what makes people go ‘ah.’”

“Fire makes people go ‘ah.’ Darkness makes people go ‘ah.’ Somebody jumping over something high makes people go ‘ah.’ Our last trick has all of that. It’s the perfect ending.”

After four swings the platform reaches the ultimate height and Pablo tells his pushers he is ready to fly. On the next rotation he pushes off with his legs and vaults his body into the air, searching for that elusive nirvana, that tunnel of air, which will carry him to his destination. With a cymbal crash for flourish and a communal ‘Hey!’ for effect, his back is sucked into the vacuum of the net and he comes sliding down the blue nylon chute and lands upright on his feet. He peels off the blindfold and beams at the crowd. He looks confident. He looks poised. Deep inside, he wants more.

“At first I feel pretty good, like I just hit a home run. It’s like after a big ride at a carnival you say, ‘Damn, that was cool.’ It’s a feeling of, well, accomplishment. I have done something right. I have done something good…. But after a moment that high goes away. That’s when I realize I’m not satisfied. The act could be better. The swing needs to be two feet taller. I need to be fifteen pounds lighter. The way the act is now I would not want anybody I think is somebody to see it. Not in my business, which is somersaults. As soon as it’s over I’m thinking, I want to do more, I want to give more. I want to shout out to the audience, ‘Just wait until the flying act. That’s when I know we’ll show you something. That’s when we’ll really show you how to fly.’”

5

This Is When They Become Real

“I woke up at seven this morning, just as I do every day. I looked around the room for a moment. I hadn’t moved any of my clothes. I hadn’t even changed the sheets. It seemed strange to be in her bed. We hadn’t slept together for several months. And now, well, she’s gone.”

Khris Allen sat upright in a blue director’s chair and stared at a pile of bullwhips and kangaroo crops on the futon sofa of Kathleen’s trailer. Only now the futon was empty and the trailer belonged to him.

“Kathleen really didn’t do housework,” he said. “She dusted every now and then. She could cook. But just smell this place: it’s all dog hair and tiger urine. I don’t know how Josip stood it. I don’t know how I stood it…”

Khris rubbed his hands across his face. He was dressed in a pair of plaid Bermuda shorts and black canvas slippers. He wore no shirt, revealing a taut, wiry torso made strong from practicing jujitsu for the previous ten years and from pushing tiger cages for the previous two. He was roughly the same size and shape as Sean. “They look exactly the same,” commented one friend of mine. “They’re both hillbillies with good bodies.”

“I decided I should try and clean up a bit, but everything still reminds me of her. Those are her tiger pictures on the wall. That’s her calendar. Even the cats still remind me of her.” He reached toward an overturned wall lamp and pulled down an Atlanta Braves baseball cap. Not far away on another sideways lamp hung a cap from the year the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets shared the national championship in football. Above it was a comic strip showing a man standing in front of a tiger. “Fellow Animal,” the man proclaims, “I am Hugo Flealover, Animal Rights crusader, come to free you from bondage.” In the next frame the tiger is eating the man.

“Come on,” Khris said. “Let’s go feed the cats.”

Outside the trailer the late-afternoon sun was just dipping behind the Shenandoah Mountains. The air was still warm with the faint blush of spring. The sound of squealing laughter from children leaving the early show still lingered in the valley around Harrisonburg, Virginia, where Washington, Madison, and Jefferson once traveled. The tent was quiet in its chameleon pose as it gave up the bright stripes of afternoon sun to its silhouette before the stars. The season was now in full bloom. After the Easter rains in South Carolina the show had trekked north into a cold snap in the coastal plains of North Carolina. In Henderson, Sean almost missed the bag. The air was cold, the mud nearly frozen. He turned on the heater inside the barrel to 70 degrees. Checking his logbook, he adjusted his power level (its true function, like the rest of the cannon, still a secret to me, but less so every day) to what he thought was the correct level to get him to the middle of the air bag. Still, it wasn’t far enough, and he barely caught the front lip of the bag and skidded to the ground. “You can mark my words,” he said after limping out of the finale. “If the weather stays this cold I’m going to land on the pavement before the year’s out.”

In Virginia the weather got warm again, and by the time we crossed the Appalachians it was almost ideal. Yet somehow all these changes were maddening, like a case of schizophrenia shared by two hundred people at once. On certain days, when the sun was shining brightly, the breeze was blowing softly, and the temperature was just this side of perfect, when the boys walked to a nearby field to play baseball, the girls sat under a veranda having a baby shower, and the cookhouse was serving meat loaf, macaroni and cheese, followed by chocolate cream pie for dessert, nothing seemed more ideal than the circus. But a day later, when the rain started falling, the mud began rising, and the temperature was just this side of freezing, when the men complained about their shoulders being bruised, the women griped about their husbands losing money at poker, and the cooks in the cookhouse were so busy frying crack in the pans that they ran out of spaghetti for dinner, nothing seemed more miserable than the circus. Often both these days would happen at once. In Harrisonburg, I was having the former kind of day; Khris was having the latter.

“I hope you don’t mind a little smell,” Khris called as we wandered over to a wheelbarrow near the twin lines of cages where fifteen servings of meat were thawing out on an open board. Each portion was about the size of a fire-starter log and the consistency of leftover meat loaf. Little starlights of ice still glistened in the center of the meat, and a virtual road map of dark red blood dripped from the plywood board onto the grass. The entire compound smelled like rancid hamburger meat.

“It’s a combination of beef, chicken, and beef by-products,” he explained, “fortified with vitamins A, E, and B.” He slid on a pair of bright yellow dishwashing gloves and began transferring the meat from the board into the wheelbarrow. “It’s what they call Grade B meat, not for human consumption. We order about forty thousand pounds a year. It’s actually made for racing dogs.”

“Forty thousand pounds,” I said. “That sounds expensive.”

“Last year we spent thirty-two thousand dollars on food alone.”

“And what does this meat taste like?”

“Well, it’s not tenderloin or sirloin. It’s basically fatty meat mixed with bonemeal to give it marrow. The USDA makes us put charcoal in it so we can’t sell it to humans.”

“And what happens if you eat it?”

He smiled. “Let’s just say it gave me the runs.”

Laughing, he rocked the wheelbarrow onto its wheel and headed toward the cages. Laurie, now the last-remaining groom, was just clearing the final remnants of sawdust from the cages with the help of an electric leaf blower. As soon as she finished, the two of them went to work. Their routine was precise. Laurie would slide open the small door on the seven-and-a-half-foot-long steel cage that was five feet high and four feet wide, while Khris would toss in the meat. If Laurie opened the door too early or kept it open too long, the tiger would have time to swat at Khris’s body.

“You always have to be careful with the cats,” he said. “You get a false sense of security around them. Whenever they go after you, they’re probably playing. But sometimes that develops into maliciousness. You can’t let them see you scared.”

As soon as Khris rolled toward the cats all nine of them sprang to their feet and started pacing excitedly in their cages—rocking back and forth, panting with their tongues, growling in a bloodthirsty way that no doubt came from their grumbling stomachs but made my own stomach churn.

“This is when they become real tigers!” Khris shouted over the roar. “This is when I love it the most.”

Laurie put a metal hook on top of the first door, opened the slot, and counted slowly to three. By the time she finished and dropped the door, Khris had already tossed the meat onto the plywood floor and Tito had already devoured his first log. Being the biggest, Tito got the most: twelve and a half pounds. Orissa got seven and Zeus ten. “He was getting chubby, so I just put him on a diet,” Khris explained. Down the line he went. Taras, ten pounds. Fatima and Simba. seven. As each tiger was fed, the noise level declined. Toshiba received only five pounds because she had just had a hysterectomy and had begun to gain weight, while Barisal received a hefty eight and a half pounds because she was thought to be pregnant. Before Kathleen departed she had left explicit instructions on what to do should Barisal give birth to a litter.

For now, other concerns were more immediate. As Khris approached Tobruk in the last cage, he was slightly distracted by another tiger and wasn’t looking when Laurie opened the door. When Khris finally did turn around, Tobruk flung himself against the cage and thrust his outstretched paw through the door, missing the sagging loaf of meat but snagging instead the back of Khris’s hand. Almost immediately Tobruk’s curved claw slid deep into the tendon behind Khris’s index finger. Khris winced in pain, but didn’t shout. Laurie dropped the door. I instinctively reached out to help, but Khris merely waved me away. He dropped the log of meat on the ground and with remarkable composure grabbed the back of Tobruk’s paw and carefully pulled the claw from his hand in the same direction the nail had entered. With blood pouring from his wound and his jaw tightly clenched, Khris calmly picked up the meat from the ground, waited for Laurie to reopen the door, and continued feeding the cats as if nothing had transpired. “You can never let them see you scared,” he had said. His manifesto come to life.

When the feeding was done Khris walked slowly back to his trailer and asked me to help him wrap his hand. His face was pale by the time he sat down. His leg was stained with blood. The second show was scheduled to start in less than an hour.

“To be frank with you,” he said after several moments of silence, “Kathleen was the first woman I ever had sex with. She wasn’t beautiful, but she had an aura about her. She was sexual—sensual even; I was extremely attracted to her. She was a little confused. But of course I knew that when I came down here. I had just broken up with my college girlfriend, Kim. I had considered getting married, doing the picket-fence-and-children thing. But still I had this secret part of me that wanted a little adventure.”

Outside, the cats were busy licking their paws and clearing their throats with low, guttural cries. Laurie had finished giving them water and had wandered off to her camper. Khris was tugging at his hair.

“On my first night in Florida the flame reignited and I knew I could never leave her. Then we went on the road. Everything was good for a while. We became friends, in addition to the physical thing. But then problems started happening. We are different people. Kathleen is fiercely independent. She doesn’t like to talk about her problems. I’m the opposite. If I have a problem I want to sit down and talk about it right away. Let’s put it this way: If Kathleen wanted something from the mall right now, she would just go and get it. If I needed something, I would ask somebody to go with me.”

He put his cap back on the lamp and slid off his Chinese slippers. It was now totally dark outside, and a small light over the stove produced the only shadows.

“Over the last few months, when we knew she was going to leave, we were on friendly terms, but it didn’t take long for the daggers to start flying. The last few weeks she started blaming me. She wanted to leave, to go to school, to grow, she said, yet she still didn’t want to leave the cats. I wanted to stay. If you had asked her last night why she was leaving, she probably would have said I pushed her.”

“Did she say goodbye?”

“Sure. It never got so bad that she would walk away and never talk with me again. In our greatest time we would call each other sweetheart and baby. Yesterday when I went to give her the final hug she got emotional. I choked up. I’m choking up now just remembering it. I said to her, ‘Kathleen, I’ll always love you.’ She said to me, ‘I’ll always love you too, baby.’ I told her I would take care of all this for her, and she said, ‘Take care of it for you now.’”

Tears coated Khris’s light blue eyes. For a moment he couldn’t speak, until he was coldly brought back to the present by a crisp metal bang and a growl from his front yard. “Fatima!” he shouted, swinging open his screen door. “Fatima. Be quiet!” The door slammed back into place.

“What makes me the saddest,” he said, his voice turning more Southern as his story went along, “is that the people in this circus don’t realize how much she did for these cats. How she trained them. How she loved them. I remember last year Mr. Pugh and Mr. Holwadel came to see me practice in DeLand. I had only practiced the act once or twice. I was scared shitless. I took a deep breath and went into the cage. To my surprise everything went perfectly. They applauded after every trick. Kathleen got so upset watching them approve of me that she ran into the trailer and hid. Later I had dinner with Mr. Holwadel in a restaurant in DeLand. He said, ‘Khris, I’ll be honest with you. I think we’ll have a better cat act this year.’ Outside I was very proud. I said, ‘I’ll do my best for you. I’ll try not to let you down.’ But inside I felt so bad for Kathleen. She trained these animals. She raised many of them by hand. She had been with them for six years. And still no one ever respected her.”

“Do you think they’ll ever respect you?” I asked.

“Yes,” he said without hesitation. “I’m a man. Just the other day Mr. Holwadel stopped me in front of the tent and asked how things were going. I told him they were going okay. ‘Good,’ he said. ‘Now that you’re a member of the team I want you to do me a favor.’ I said, ‘Sure, Mr. Holwadel, what’s that?’ ‘Start calling me Douglas.’”

Buck knocked at my door at a little after eight.

“Get up,” he said. “We’re going shopping.”

“But the mall’s not open for another two hours,” I protested.

“We’re not going to the mall,” he said. “This is Hanover, Pennsylvania: Thrift Town, U.S.A.”

The show crossed the Mason-Dixon Line at the end of April and for many it wasn’t a day too soon. To landowners before the Civil War the famed surveying line may have been a divider between slave and non-slave states, to officers during World War II it may have been a warning of when to segregate their troops, but to butchers on the Clyde Beatty-Cole Bros. Circus nearly fifty years later the line was the signal that for the first time all year they could raise the price of popcorn. Popcorn wasn’t the only thing. The coloring books that the clowns sold during intermission jumped from one dollar to two, programs went from two dollars to three, and Cokes, cotton candy, and hot dogs all surged fifty cents to two dollars apiece. Look out, Yankees, one almost wanted to shout, a herd of carpetbaggers from Dixie are coming to cart your money away.

Moving north also heralded other changes—first among them, the crowds. All through Georgia, the Carolinas, and southern Virginia we had seen mostly all-white audiences with few blacks and even fewer Hispanics. In addition, Southern audiences tended to sit in the general admission bleacher seats in the corners, which cost nine dollars for adults and six for kids, instead of paying two dollars more and receiving a reserved chair alongside the three rings. Moreover, they would sit quietly, without much emotion, and during the Ivanovs’ balletic hand-balancing act late in the second act many would hurriedly exit the tent. As we headed north, through Baltimore, Philadelphia, and Boston, before the climax of the summer in New York City itself, the audiences began to diversify. Crowds were more ethnic and much wealthier; they purchased better seats, bought more concessions, made more noise, and stayed until the very end. This made everyone happy, especially Sean, because with fewer people leaving after the spaceship act more people would see him fly.

While the shows became better, daily life became worse. The roads deteriorated (Jimmy insisted Pennsylvania had the worst roads in the country: “They ought to pay us to travel on them,” he said), gasoline became more expensive, and the building inspectors started forcing performers to move their trailers in the morning to add a few inches to the fire lane. It made some veteran performers long for the days of simple bribes. Karen Rodríguez even complained that in the ritzy suburbs around Washington, D.C., she had to drive thirty miles to find a Laundromat. One person who particularly dreaded going north was Buck, because once we headed into New England there were fewer flea markets where he could buy or sell his wares. Hanover, Pennsylvania, was his last chance to stock up, and he didn’t intend to let it pass.

“Now there are two things you have to remember about the flea-market business,” he said as we sat down for a breakfast of biscuits and orange juice at a Roy Rogers across the street from the tent. “First, you can never have too much of a good thing.” The previous day, Buck said, he had driven one hundred miles to a library sale in Camp Hill, Pennsylvania, where he had purchased thirty-four books for a total of three dollars, which he would later resell for six dollars apiece. “The second thing is, you should always use psychology. Every flea market I go to I put up a sign saying since it is my first visit I’ll sell all my books at half price. It works like a charm. Everybody just stops to talk.”

In truth, there were probably other reasons everybody wanted to talk to Buck. Even without his makeup on he looked like an alien—a quaint, rather awkward alien that had stepped out of a B-grade 1950s science fiction film. Everything about him seemed to accentuate his height. His black hair with streaks of gray on the side was always standing on its end from where he slept on the eight-foot foam mattress that occupied most of the back of his van. He wore black horn-rimmed glasses that looked as if they were hand-me-downs from a comic-book science teacher. Plus his neck, shoulders, and even his waist all slumped continually from crouching every day for half a century under doorways and signboards in six-feet-and-under America. Whether it was an optical illusion or not, I don’t know, but even though Buck was well over seven feet tall, his hands always seemed to drag on the ground.

Beyond his appearance, there was something a little unnerving about Buck. As a clown, he was definitely a relic. He didn’t move much or particularly make faces. Instead he liked to make fun of children, play tug-of-war with their arms, or shock them with his personal brand of bathroom humor. His favorite walk-around was to carry a large piece of granite and a roll of toilet paper with a sign that said: “Old-Fashioned Rock and Roll.” It was hardly clean family fun, some complained. Around the lot his behavior got him into even more trouble. Perhaps as a result of having people gawk at him his whole life, Buck had become something of an exhibitionist. Without access to a shower, he regularly bathed out of a bucket directly in front of Clown Alley. Also, he had a well-known and mostly disapproved-of habit of sunning himself nude up and down the East Coast. He also urinated at will in public. As a result, many of the performers thought him perverted and kept their children away. They even complained to management. They feared that one day a paying customer would as well.

Finished with breakfast, we headed into town on Route 94, a typical congested semiurban highway with strip malls, gas stations, and fast-food playgrounds all clamoring for the best frontage and median cut. But here there was a difference: many of the signs were local in nature. According to the neon vernacular, Hanover was the home of Snyder’s Pretzels, Utz Potato Chips, Hanover Shoes. Stores touted discount clothing, discount auto parts, even discount beer. Arrows beckoned drivers into darkened streets promising cheap thrills. It all seemed like bargain heaven for Buck. “I like to drive in alleys,” he said, finally pulling off the main drag closer to town. “People throw out all sorts of interesting stuff in alleys.” Sure enough, a few minutes later he pulled over behind an abandoned hotel. “Why, look at that.” He stretched his arm through the driver’s window, reached into the top of a dark green Dumpster, and pulled a mangled object out of the pile. “It’s a CB radio!” he exclaimed, tinkering with the buttons and putting it up to his ear as if he really was a science teacher. “You can hear it, but you can’t talk. I’d say it’s worth about five bucks.”

As we moved on, our first stop was the semiannual factory outlet sale of the Hanover Shoe Company, just off Main Street. Buck rummaged around the second-floor rows of mismatched moccasins and patent-leather dress shoes but found nothing in his size. This was not uncommon, he said. Several years earlier he had gone to a similar sale in Brockton, Massachusetts, the self-proclaimed shoe capital of New England. “‘What size shoe do you wear?’ the woman asked. ‘Sixteen,’ I said. ‘Well, you’re in luck. Go to the back wall and look there.’ I went back there and they had a whole wall of perfectly new shoes. ‘They say those are seconds,’ the woman said. ‘But I can’t find anything wrong with them. The price is two dollars a pair.’ I tried on one pair and they were comfortable enough, so I handed the woman a hundred-dollar bill. ‘How many would you like?’ she said. ‘That’s a hundred-dollar bill, ain’t it?’ I said. ‘I’ll take fifty.’ ‘What are you going to do with all of them?’ she asked. ‘Save them for future use.’” He smiled with wicked delight. “I walked out of that store, kept two for myself, and sold all the rest for forty dollars a pair.”

Our next stop was the Salvation Army, two blocks up Main Street. This time Buck didn’t bother with the shirts or jackets, but headed straight for the kitchen supplies. Half an hour later, he walked out with two belts for a walk-around Arpeggio was making, an eggbeater for the chef in the stomach-pump gag, and a slightly rusty Sterno stove. “Look, it still has the fuel cartridges,” he boasted. “I’ll use it to heat up my makeup when the weather is cold.” Altogether he had spent $1.75. “Boy, the books in there were terribly expensive,” he said as he tossed his purchases into the back of his van, the atticlike space where he slept, ate, watched television, and gave himself insulin shots, as well as kept his sodas on ice, stored dozens of pairs of secondhand shoes, and maintained what was reported to be the most extensive supply of pornographic videos of anyone on the circus. “They had some Westerns and even a Civil War book. I opened them up and they wanted three dollars apiece. I would never pay that much. I would pay a buck a book and sell it for two. But three dollars? How do you make a living off that?”

We headed back toward Route 94 and the Goodwill Mission Store. Once again he found little of interest—no china elephants, no clown books, no round Coca-Cola signs, but as we were leaving he noticed several boxes of day-old bread, muffins, and pies. “Why, look at this,” he said, bending down at the waist like a mechanical cherry picker and filling up most of the aisle. “Five to a family. Get you five, we’re from different families.” He picked out a loaf of raisin bread, an angel-food cake, two cartons of English muffins, and a shoofly pie. “Ever had one of these?” “No,” I said. “Well, you’re in for a treat. It’s Amish. Feel how heavy it is…It’s made from turkey syrup, eggs, and brown sugar. In the thrift store where I work in the winter I could feed five families with this stuff.”

Back in his van heading home Buck was philosophical again. “There are not many thrift stores I leave without buying a book. Their selection was real bad. They had a lot of Bibles and blooper books. You can get rid of Bibles in the South, but not up here around New York. Also, you would think blooper books sell, but they don’t. It’s a real art to knowing what books’ll sell. At the store back in West Virginia where I work in the off-season I throw away a lot of books. Clear up the shelf space. I put the books in boxes and give them away as heating fuel. One guy came back once a week for several months. Finally, he told me he was feeling real guilty for heating his house with books, so he decided to read each book before he burned it up. People in West Virginia know how to get by with very little.”

“So do you miss that life?” I asked. “West Virginia. Home.”

“My mother’s still there. I go back a couple of times during the season to visit my doctor. But my life’s out here now. When you’ve been living on the road as long as I have you learn to like it. I have special parking lots I like to sleep in in every city. I have special treats I know where to find, like shoofly pie around here or clams in Boston. I know this great place that has scuppernong jelly with no added sugar in Columbus, Georgia.”

Soon the tent came into sight. Surrounded by a mall on three sides and a Roy Rogers and discount fabric store on the other, it looked as if it belonged to a bloated used-car sale instead of the world’s largest circus. “And for how much longer can you live like this?” I asked.

“I suppose I can do it till I die. I do want to go to a smaller show, though, with one or two clowns, and produce again.”

“Have you done that in the past?”

“Sure. I’ve done all sorts of things over the years. I’ve produced. I’ve done advance. I’ve even been in a few movies or so. I tell the boys in the Alley it’s important to move around a lot. If not, you’ll get stale. The worst thing you can do is be on the same show all your life. Hell, I myself have been on Carson & Barnes, as well as Hoxie Tucker. I put in a lot of years at Great American. But still, I think I like this show the best.”

“Why’s that?”

“I can get away with murder.”

I laughed. “What does that mean?”

“It means exactly what I say.” He didn’t seem to be laughing with me. “I always say, you haven’t lived until you’ve spent a week in jail.”

“And you’ve spent a week in jail?”

“Oh, sure. I’ve spent more than that. It’s not until you’ve lived in jail that you know what you can do without. Oh, you can run, you can escape a few times, but sooner or later they’re going to catch up with you.”

“Who’s they?”

“The police. The customers. The parents.”

“The parents?”

He pulled his van in front of Clown Alley and turned off the engine. “I’m afraid that’s all I can say,” he insisted. He stepped out of the van and slammed the door behind him, speaking to me through the half-open window. “I’ll just have to leave a little mystery in the air.” He turned and lumbered away, leaving the door rattling in its sockets and me sitting in the dark.

“You want to know what I really think of these clowns? They don’t put one penny of what they earn back into their art. I don’t know where the money goes, because they sure get enough of it. Their costumes look like they came from the Salvation Army. Their makeup looks like it came from the Clown College assembly line. And above all they don’t look clean. In my day every clown was required to have at least one white costume. These guys don’t know white from their ass. They’re dirtier than the workingmen, and that’s pretty dirty.”