Текст книги "River Marked"
Автор книги: Patricia Briggs
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The river lay quiet and black, the surface hiding anything that lay beneath.
Beside me, Adam roared a challenge that would have done credit to a grizzly bear. Coyote joined in with a high-pitched cry that hurt my ears, his face exuberant and laughing.
Something wet and squishy rolled down my leg and fell on my bare foot. It looked like a chunk of limp fire hose, if that fire hose was made from the stuff they make gummy worms from and covered with short, silver hair that glittered in the moonlight. One end was all jagged, where Adam had severed it, and the other narrowed, then widened in a ball about the size of a softball.
Something else, neither wolf nor coyote, bellowed like an enraged bull. And the river devil revealed itself … herself, if I could believe Coyote. Up and up she rose, like a snake charmers cobra. Though her body resembled a giant snakes, the overall impression I had was, as it had been looking at the petroglyph, of a Chinese dragon. A huge, ginormous, towering, and ticked-off Chinese dragon.
Her head could certainly have inspired the petroglyph. It was triangular like a foxs, with huge green eyes. Encircling her head at the base of her skull, like a ruff of snakes or petals of a flower, long tentacles twisted and writhed like a wave, not precisely in unison, but not independently, either.
On the very top of her head were two shiny black horns, twisted and rolled back, like a mountain sheeps. From the front, it looked very much like she had a pair of ears.
The full impact of her coloring was muted by the moonlight, and though I could see here and there a hint of green or gold, mostly she just looked silver and black.
She opened her mouth and let out a second angry roar. Unmuffled by the water, it dwarfed Adams howl, just as her bulk dwarfed the three of us. But it wasnt the sound that scared me.
The front of her mouth was littered with long, spiky teethlike the petroglyphs had been. Teeth designed to spear and hold her prey. Her back teeth were just as nasty. Not grinders but huge spade-shaped sawing teeth. Teeth that could slice off a mans foot, and she wouldnt even notice until she swallowed.
She threw herself at us, and her head landed with an impact that almost knocked me off my feet again. Tentacles stretched forward
The land is mine, said Coyote. Here you do not reign. Not yet, and not ever. He stepped between us and her, long, saw-toothed knives suddenly in his hands. Just you try it. Just you try it.
Head in the dirt, she jerked her tentacles back and screamed at him, a wicked, high-pitched sound, while she gave us an up-close and personal view of sharp teeth. Abruptly, she jerked her head back into the river, faster than such a large thing should have been able to move, and disappeared into water that roiled and drove great waves onto the shoreline.
Coyote turned to me.That big.
I opened my mouth. I was cold and wet, my middle burned where the river devil had grabbed meand I had nothing to say. He waited for me to find some words, then shrugged and walked down to the indentation shed left on the ground about fifteen feet from us.
About six feet from one side of her jaw to the other, he commented. Nine feet from where her head started until the end of her nose. More or less.
Adam watched him with pinned ears, then sniffed me over carefully. When he was satisfied I wasnt too badly damaged, he grumbled at me.
It wasnt my idea, I protested. He threw me in.
The grumble turned into a full-throated growl, and Adam took a step toward Coyote, head lowered and muzzle displaying his generous-sized ivory teeth. I hadnt intended to send Adam after Coyote with my response. I hadnt had a chance to let Adam know just who we were dealing with, not that it would matter to him anyway. I caught Adam by the ruff on the back of his neck in a mute request for restraint.
Simmer down, wolf, Coyote said absently, making the wolf sound like an insult. I wouldnt have let the creature hurt her.
Really? I asked doubtfully. What could you have done about it if shed caught me a little faster?
Something, he said airily. Look at all the information weve managed to gather. Hey, did you see those otters? Ive never seen otters that look like that.
Theyre fae, I said.
He grunted.Never a good idea to plunk down introduced species without knowing what youre doing.
And he resumed pacing off distances, walking right out into the water. I couldnt have gone that close to the river right then even if my life depended upon it.
Assuming, Coyote said, that she strikes like a snake, we can estimate that she struck with half her body length. He held up a finger as if to forestall an imaginary protest. Yes, I know that a third is probably more accurate, but I believe in erring on the side of caution. Surprisingas that might be to some people.
He stopped knee-deep in the water and counted again on the way back to us.Thats not good, he muttered. Thats bigger than I remember. I suppose she might have grownor my memory is faulty. He pursed his lips and frowned at the indented soil.
Thirty-two feet from where I stopped to here, he said. That means between sixty-four and ninety-six feet long. Pretty big.
His eyes traveled down my wet and bedraggled self and landed on the chunk of slimy fire hose at my feet.
Hah! he said, trotting over to me. Good. I thought we might have lost that in the river. He reached down and picked up the piece of the river devil.
I feel like Im lost in an anime movie, I said, as Coyote picked the thing up. One of the tentacle-monster ones. Most of them were X-rated and ended up with a lot of dead people.
Coyote rubbed the thing he held with his fingers, then pulled my shirt up with one hand, ignoring Adams growl and my Hey.
Sure enough, there was a swirl of damaged flesh all the way around my waist twice. Id been afraid to look because these wounds seriously hurt. They looked like acid burns, I decided.
Mmm, he said, dropping my cold, wet shirt back down over the burnswhich didnt help, even though the cold should have worked as an anesthetic.
He took the tentacle in both hands and held it up, comparing it to meand I saw what he had noticed. The chunk he held was about two feet long and it had wrapped twice around my waist.
Must be elastic. He started with two fists together and pulled it until he had both arms outstretched. Yes. Stretchy, all right. What else do we need to know?
He pulled a knife out of the pocket of his jeansa smaller, less-threatening knife than the ones hed pulled on the monster. Werewolf teeth evidently are sharp enough to make an impression, he murmured. But steel? The blade bounced off the rubbery, gummy thing.
Here, he said. You hold this end on the ground here. And he grabbed my hand and had me kneel and hold one end of the tentacle while he stretched it out. With tension and the solid earth beneath it, he managed to stick the end of the knife through the flesh.
Okay. Steel isnt a good weapon, he said. Good to know.
The small knife went away to be replaced by one of the larger jaggedy knives. Like Gordons, the knife was obsidian. It wasnt as big as Id first thought, but it wasnt small, either. It sliced into the tough skin just fine.
Ah, he said. Inconvenient because these things are a pain, and they break. But at least they still work.
He looked at me.How are your hands?
I looked down at them.Cold. Wet. Fine?
He grunted and stood up, tucking the piece of tentacle into his belt.As I thought. Whatever makes that burn stopped as soon as Adam bit through itotherwise, hed be feeling it by now. Means its magic rather than poison or acid or something. Good for you and Adam, bad for us, Im afraid.
Why? Adam let me use him to lever myself to my feet. His ears were pinned back, and hed kept his eyes on Coyote in a way that made me a little nervous.
Because I can do this. Coyote pulled my shirt up and set one hand against my bare stomach.
Icy chill spread from his handsand the burns disappeared, leaving only my pawprint tattoo. He bent down to take a good look at my midriff and grinned at me. Coyote. Cool tattoo.
Its a wolf pawprint, I said coolly, jerking my shirt down over it.
Still mad about the unexpected swim, huh? he said, whining a little, a noise that would have been more at home coming from a canine throat. All in the name of information.
So why is the magic component bad for us? I asked.
He looked at me like I was an idiot.Because we have a sixty-four– to ninety-six-foot monster to killand it usesmagic.
I had a thought.Can you fix Hank like this?
He shook his head.No. Hes not one of mine. But I know someone who can. Were going to need help here, kids.
He pursed his lips and tapped his toes impatiently.I know. We need Jim Alvin and his sidekick, that Calvin kid, to meet us at the Stonehenge at midnight tomorrow. Tell him to bring Hank. Ill tell him what he needs to do, but hes not going to believe in me. Sad that a medicine man will believe in werewolves, ghosts, and vampires and wontbelieve in Coyote, but thats what it is these days.
I dont have his number.
Wheres your cell phone?
In the trailer.
He grabbed my hand and pulled a felt-tipped pen out of an empty pocket and wrote a phone number on my hand.Here. Call him in the morning. If you dont, hell think Im just a dream.
He patted me on the head, ignoring Adams low growl. Go in and get warmed up. He wiggled his eyebrows at Adam. I bet you know how to warm her up, eh?
Adam had very nice big white teeth, and he showed most of them to Coyote.
Coyote veiled his eyes and showed his teeth in return.Go ahead. Just try it. Youre out of your league.
I touched Adams nose and frowned at Coyote. You stop baiting himor Ill call my mom.
Coyote froze, his face blank, and I almost felt badexcept that hed been threatening Adam. After a moment, he inhaled.
Ill see you at Stonehenge, he said, and walked off without a look back.
We were most of the way to the trailer when I saw what Adam had done.
Wow, I said.
A rocket bursting out of the window wouldnt have done more damage. The window and its frame were toast, and a little of the outside skin had been bent up.
At least all the glass was on the outside.Be careful you dont step on the shrapnel, I told him, taking the long way around the trailer to keep him away from it. My tennis shoes might be wet, but they were proof against a few shards of glass.
In the trailer, I stripped out of my wet clothes and put them in the sack with the bloody clothes from earlier.
Im going to need clothes, I said, sorting through my suitcase. When I looked over, Adam had started to shift back to human, so I grabbed clean underwear and a T-shirt and gave him some room.
After I dressed, I found a towel big enough to cover the broken window frame and taped it up using some of the first-aid tape from the kits because I couldnt find any duct tape. I keep a couple of rolls of duct tape in all of my cars. The first-aid tape wasnt the wussy kind, though. This was the stuff that needed WD-40 to get off skin once it was taped down. I hoped the repair people would be able to get it off without damaging the trailer further.
If this kept up, I thought, noticing where a spot of blood had dropped on the carpetit could have come from any number of things in the past forty-eight hourswe might just be buying a trailer soon. While I was staring at the stain, Adam spoke.
You could have died. His voice was rough from the change.
So could you have when Hank shot you, I said, trying not to sound defensive when he hadnt yelled at me. Yet. Adam wasnt the only one who had to learn not to get mad about something that hadnt happened.
He wasnt completely human yet. He knelt on the carpeted floor on the far side of the trailer, his head bowed as he waited for the last of the change.
Even when he was finished, he stayed there, his back to me.I cannot … he began, then tried again. When I heard you scream, I thought Id be too late.
You came, I told him in a low voice. You came, and I am fine. When you were shot, I would have killed the man who took your life and not cared. Not even knowing it was not his fault would have made me feel bad about it. I took a deep breath. And when I knew youd be okay, I wanted to yell at you for not moving faster, for not being invincible.
What inhell were you doing in that river? He still wasnt looking at me, and his voice had dropped even further.
Trying to get out of it as fast as I could, I assured him fervently. I could feel his emotion, a huge tangle I couldnt decipher except to sense the atavistic power of it. Adam, I cant promise not to get into trouble. I managed it for most of my life, but these last couple of years have more than made up for it. Trouble seems to follow me around, waiting to club me with a tire iron. But Im not stupid.
He nodded.Okay. Okay. I can deal with not stupid. But he still didnt turn around. And then he added in a quiet voice, Or I hope so.
After a moment, he said,I was not tracking straight through most of this. That was Coyote? The Coyote?
Thats what he saidand Im inclined to believe him. I paused. It also appears that he is … or some aspect of him was … my father. It was complicated. I understood it, mostly, but I had to think a little sideways to do it.
Adam laughed. It wasnt a big laugh, but it was a real one. I bet.
Adam was trying to come down from the wolfs anger. I tried to find something to say that didnt hurt me and wouldnt make him mad.
I guess Coyote playing at being human is why I am a walker, even though Moms not Indian, I said.
Your fathers not dead, he said. Your mom is going to be …
Yeah, I agreed, clearing my throat and trying to sound casual. My father wasnt deadand he was. Had I really even had a father? Better to think about my mother.
As much as I have this pressing urge to get back at Mom for orchestrating our wedding without consulting me, I cant do that to her, I said, looking at my bare feet. Theyd been inside the wet shoes long enough to gain that wrinkled look and corpselike color. She really loved Joe Old Coyote and … Curt is wonderful. But Joe, he rescued her, he treasured her.
I thought of Coyotes voice as he talked about my mother, and added, Im not sure that Curt could compete with the man she remembersmaybe even Joe couldnt. And Joe is dead, really dead. I cleared my throat. He wasnt really Coyote, just a suit Coyote wore for a while. Real to himself and everyonearound him, but in the end he was a construct, and Coyote … Mom would figure it out eventually. But by the time she did, Curt might not be waiting around.
Adam stood up then and came over to me. He put both arms around me. He didnt say anything, just held me.
My life used to be normal, I told his shoulder. I got up. Went to work. Fixed a few cars, paid a few bills, and no one tried to kill me. My father was dead; my mother was six hours away by carI could even manage to make that trip last eight or nine hours if I worked at it.
Argued with your back-fence neighbor, Adam said, his voice very gentle.
And watched him when he wasnt looking, I agreed. Because every once in a while, especially after a full moon hunt, hed forget that I could see in the dark, and hed run around naked in the backyard.
He laughed silently.Inever forgot you could see in the dark, he admitted.
Oh. I thought about it for a while. Thats pretty good. Not quite up to my slowly eroding Rabbit, but you get points for that.
Adam was a neat and tidy person, the kind of man who walks into a room and straightens the paintings. For years I used the junker car in my backyard to exact revenge for high-handed orders I had to follow. Had to follow because they werent just high-handedthey were smart. When I was particularly annoyed, Id remove tiresnever all fourand leave the trunk open or one of the doors, just to bother him.
He, evidently, had run around naked to bother me. I thought about that a moment more.
Thank you for the years of entertainment, I said.
No trouble, he responded in a serious voice. Now that were married, are you finally going to do something with that car? Like tow it away or store it somewhere out of sight?
I took a deep breathand my lungs seemed to be working just fine with the awful my-father-who-wasnt-my father lump in my stomach gone.
Ill think about it, I told him. Maybe you should put it on your What I Want for Christmas List?
You okay now? he asked.
Okay.
He tightened his arms and lifted me off my feet.Mercy? he growled into my ear.
I wrapped my legs around his waist.Yeah, I said. Me, too.
Adam could have died last night. I could have died twenty minutes ago. I wasnt willing to waste a moment more.
At some point in the night he kissed my pawprint tattoo and laughed.Did you really tell Coyote this was a wolf print?
To you, it is a coyote print, I said firmly. For him, it is a wolf print. Only I and my tattoo artist know for sure. *
I WOKE IN THE MORNING TO THE SOUND OF ADAMS stomach growling under my ear.
Sorry, he said. Too many changes and not enough food.
I patted his hard belly and kissed it.Poor thing, I told it. Doesnt Adam treat you right? No worries.Ill go feed you.
My head bounced when Adam laughed.
Lets go find someplace to eat breakfast and get some groceries. And then he proved that even when he was distracted, he still listened to me. And some clothes for you. *
WHILE I WAS DRESSING, I NOTICED THE NUMBER WRITTEN on the palm of my hand and remembered I was supposed to make a phone call.
Yes? Jims voice was wary.
Coyote told me to call you, I told him. He said that you wouldnt believe that he was real unless I did.
The man on the other side of the phone didnt even breathe.
Adam grinned at me as he buttoned up his shirt.
How is your husband? Jim asked politely.
Hes fine. Even the red mark was gone. How fast a wound healed varied from wolf to wolf and wound to wound. As Alpha, Adam tended to heal even faster than most. Id expected that to change since we were so far from the pack, but evidently it hadnt.
How are Hanks head and Bennys foot? I asked.
Hank is okay. Once we got him away from you, he seemed to recover a bit. Though he has a concussion, its not a bad one. He cleared his throat. Fred told the doctor Hank took a fall. The doctor seemed to think it might involve a pipe or tire iron, but Hank told him it was a fall, too. Fred is keeping an eye on him. Benny has been tranquilized ever since he tried to get up and leave the second time. He seems perfectly happy.
So were meeting you at Stonehenge? Coyote seemed pretty sure something could be done for Hank.
You are very casual about meeting Coyote, he said. Maybe we both just had a dream.
Youre the medicine man, I told him. You should know better than thatand be casual, too. Maybe that wasnt fair. Eventually, anyway. Im married to a werewolf, and Ive met Baba Yaga. At least Coyote doesnt fly around in a giant mortar.
Baba Yaga? No. I dont want to know. Jim sighed. Maybe I should go back to teaching school about crazy people instead of being one. Yes. Ill see you and your husband at Stonehenge at midnight. The memorial is supposed to be closed after dark, but I have a few contacts. Indian sacred ceremonies usually works, but I have a few more tricks up my sleeve if I need them. *
ADAM DIDNT APPROVE OF WAL-MART.
There is a department store back in The Dalles, he said with a touch of grimness as we walked through the doors into the warehouselike building.
Do they still call them department stores? I wondered aloud, then shrugged it off. Doesnt matter. Wal-Mart is the Happy Shopping Grounds for the financially challenged.And those who ruin clothing on a daily basis. I dont care about ripping up five-dollar Tshirts. And destroying twenty-dollar jeans hurts less than eighty-dollar jeans.
He growled, and I really looked at him.
The bright lights over our heads flickered and gave his skin a slightly green cast. That was the fault of the cheap bulbs, but the tension in his neck and the hunted expression were different. Too many strangers, too many smells, way too many sounds. A paranoid personor an Alpha wolfmight feel like he couldnt make sure no one blindsided him in a place like Wal-Mart.
Hey, I said, coming to a stop. How about I shop here, and you head over to the grocery store and grab some food. Ill shop in peace, and you can pick me up in forty-five minutes?
He shook his head.Im not leaving you here alone.
The only thing that wants to kill me is in the river, I told him, trying to keep my voice down, but the woman pushing a cart past us gave me an odd look. Ive been shopping at Wal-Marts for most of my life, and Ive never been assaulted in one. I narrowed my gaze at him though I kept it focused on his chin. As long as its not demons, fae, or sea monsters, I can also take care of myself pretty well. Im not helpless. And suddenly it mattered very much that he not treat me like some ninny who needed to be protected at all times, someone who would stand around waiting to be rescued.
He saw it in my face, I think, because he took a deep breath and looked around.Okay. Okay.
I stood on my tiptoes and kissed his cheek.Thank you.
He kissed me back. Not on the cheek. By the time Id recovered enough to process information, he was striding out the door, and everyone in view was staring at me.
I flushed.We just got married, I announced, then felt even stupider, so I hurried to escape in the aisles.
The Wal-Mart in Hood River wasnt as big as any of the three in the TriCities. But it had jeans and shirts, and that was all I was worried about.
I grabbed four dark-colored Tshirts and three pairs of jeans in the proper size and headed for the dressing rooms. I didnt need to try on the Tshirts, but I never buy jeans without putting them on first. It doesnt matter what size they say they aresome of them are shaped differently than others.
The lady working the dressing rooms gave me a bored look, handed me a plastic6 and a 1, and sent me in. Apparently, they were out of 7s.
The only other occupant of the rooms was a harried mother and her teenage daughter arguing about how tight the girls jeans were. They stood in the larger area in the center of two rows of small rooms in front of the big mirror.
They are fine, Mom, the girl said in the long-suffering tones used by put-upon teens everywhere, probably back to the dawn of time.
Youll sit down and the seat will split, just like happened to your aunt Sherry when we were in high school. She has never gotten over it.
Aunt Sherry is a … Well, anyway, I am not Aunt Sherry. These are mostly Lycra, Mom. Theyresupposed to fit tight. Look.
I squeezed past the girl, who was doing deep knee bends.
I found an empty room, then tuned them out. I dont know about normal folks, but if I wanted to, I could have listened in on the conversations of everyone in the store. Id had to learn early to ignore them or Id have gone crazy. Adam paidattention to all that noise because he worried about safety, but I wasnt worried enough to put up with the discomfort.
The first pair of jeans had a puzzling bulge halfway down my thigh on the left leg. I tried turning around to see if it was just my imagination, but the left-leg bulge stayed where it was.
The teenager and her mother had left the changing rooms when I went out to look in the bigger mirror, so I had the whole thing to myself. Unless Id mysteriously gained a lump on the side of my thigh, there was a problem with these jeans.
I went back into my room and pulled them off. Then I checked in the smaller mirror to make sure that Ihadnt suddenly mutated. To my relief, without the jeans, my thighs looked like a matched pair. The river mark was still curled around my calfId have to remember to ask Coyote if he could get rid of that one, too.
The second fit better, no odd bulges, and my butt didnt look bigger than it ought to in thembut it had fake pockets on the front. Iuse my pockets. No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear.
The third pair didnt fit as well as the second one had, but they had pockets that worked. I could live with them. If they bothered me too much, Id just wear them to work until they were ripped and greasy enough I didnt feel bad throwing them away.
I had fifteen minutes to pay and get out to the parking lot. I hung up the rejects and pulled my own pants on. I buttoned them just as something dropped onto my shoulders, knocking me to my knees. I caught a glimpse of a blade in the mirror and grabbed the hand that held it even as I fell.
I jerked my head back hard and pulled the hand forward at the same timeconnecting with some body part that was also hard, a chin, I thought, though I couldnt be sure. Her chin, because it was a womans body that had hit me. I slammed her wrist on the wooden bench along the back wall, and the brass-bladed knife fell out of her hand.
I dropped my hold on her, grabbed the knife, and tossed it back up through the hole in the ceiling shed come from: I didnt want to be caught with a knife in Wal-Mart. I was the wife of the Alpha of the Columbia Basin Packknife fighting was not an acceptable activity. If she tried to crawl back up there and get it, Id use the time to run out to the main store, where cameras could catch me defending myself against an armed foe.
You leave her be, she said. Finders, keepers. She belongs to us.
The river devil? I thought, but I had no chance to ask her.
She ignored the knife and threw herself at me. I let her momentum pull me to my feet and carry us into the larger area between the changing rooms. The big mirror showed me her faceit was the odd woman whod been staring at Adam and me the day before yesterday at the restaurant. Id been right. She had been faemore specifically water-type fae, because she smelled of it. Dollars to doughnuts, she was one of the otterkin.
She fought like an otter, too. Coming in closeinner circlefast and furious, trying for my throat with fingernails and teeth. Fortunately for me, we were not in the water, and she was not an otter but a faethough she smelled like both.
Glamour has never made sense to me. It is a kind of magic the fae use to change their appearance. According to Zee, the ability to use glamour is what makes a fae a fae instead of some other kind of thing that uses magic. Glamour is an illusionbut not. Because with glamour, a twenty-five-pound otter is a hundred-and-forty-pound woman.
Tactics that work really well for an otter dont work as well for a human, not even a human with a knifeparticularly since I have a brown belt in karate. I wasnot helpless. The thought that Adam would never again let me out without a keeper if I got hurt made me determined to win this fight.
In the couple of minutes we engaged, I ended up with a bunch of bruisesincluding what was going to be an awesome shiner from where she ran me into a doorknoba split lip, and a bloody nose. On the other hand, I brokeher nose, and while she grabbed it, I got a really good kick into her ribs. If she didnt have a broken rib out of it, she had one or two cracked ones, which should slow her down some.
I heard the footsteps behind me and the flushed face of the formerly bored changing-room lady appeared. At the sight of us, she exclaimed,Whats going on here?
The otterkin woman screamednot in terror but in anger. Then she turned into an otter and ran up the wall into the ceiling and was gone.
As the fae womans scent faded fromhere towas here, I turned to the clerk. Her mouth was opened unattractively as she stared up at the ceiling.
You dont get paid enough to deal with this, I told her firmly. I didnt borrow authority from Adam for fear that it would worry him, but I know how it sounds and can imitate it when I have to.
Shes gone and wont be back. I looked around, and except for a dent in the drywall where her knee had hit the wall, there wasnt any extra damage. There was blood all over, but I was betting that Wal-Mart had cleaners to get all sorts of things out of their carpets.
I grabbed the jeans I wanted as well as the Tshirts. I put the darkest T-shirt up to wipe my nose. It hadnt been a hard hit, and it had mostly stopped bleeding.
Ill just go pay for this, I said. You can put those other jeans back where they go, then call someone in to clean up.
I walked out like I knew what I was doing and paid for the clotheswith cash so there was no awkward name-left-behind-at-the-scene-of-the-crime thing. The clerk was too occupied looking at my split lip to notice that one of the shirts was bloody. As I took the receipt, I noticed a general migration toward the changing room on the part of the employees. At leastone of them looked old enough to be a person of authority.
I smiled at the clerk and tried to look innocent, grab my bags, and make a quick getaway.
Honey, said the cashier, who was half my age. You get rid of that man. You dont have to put up with being a punching bag.
It was a woman, I told her. And you are absolutely right.
I walked briskly out of the store and kept going across the parking lot as I called Adam.I saw a sandwich shop in the little mall above Wal-Mart, I told him. Ill meet you there.
Its a little early for lunch, he said. Wed eaten breakfast just before hed dropped me off at Wal-Mart.
Youre a wolf, I informed him. You can eat anytime.
What did you do?
I heard a siren and hoped that it wasnt someone coming looking for me. I made my brisk walk a little brisker. Got in a fight with my girlfriend, apparently. I hung up before he could ask me anything else.
The nice lady at the sandwich shop had been happy to fill a plastic bag with ice and accepted my story about a jealous girlfriend with a sympathetic ear (I kept my wedding ring hidden). She made me two large chicken sandwiches, and I paid for them and a pair of juices.