Текст книги "River Marked"
Автор книги: Patricia Briggs
Соавторы: Patricia Briggs
сообщить о нарушении
Текущая страница: 16 (всего у книги 17 страниц)
I dont want to leave you here, he said. And Im not moving you without a more careful look.
If you cant put jeans on and be back here in under a minute, Id be surprised, I told him. Then I had a bright idea. I dont want anyone but me seeing you naked, I told him, a little surprised that it was the truth. Not when I cant defend my claim. It was stupid, and I knew itbut I also knew hed understand.
Damn it, Mercy, he saidand then he was running.
I found myself smiling as I heard the door of the trailer open and realized I was smiling into the face of the otterkin whose eyes were clouded with death and whose blood made the ground sticky under my face. Tomorrow, Id have nightmares about that, maybe. But tonight, he was dead, and I wasnt. That was good enough for me.
It was a good thing the otterkin apparently turned back into otters when they died. If the police had come here and found six human bodies, we might have had a lot of trouble. The walking stick dug into my ribs, and I tugged it out from under me, regarding it soberly.
Id figure out what Id done to the walking stick in time. How bad could it be? The oakman had used it to kill a vampire, and it hadnt changed. Whatever the walking stick had become, it couldnt be as bad as the river devil. *
THE REST OF THAT NIGHT WAS KIND OF FUZZY.
Adam, dressed only in a pair of jeans, examined me carefully to make sure I hadnt damaged anything that moving would make worse. Then he picked me up and carried me over to the camp chairs, where hed laid out one of the blankets to bundle me up in. He called his office and had them remotely open the gate and let in the copswho were gathered outside the gate like hornets at their nest.
He was cleaning my face, very gently, when the police came in and all sorts of official cars drove to us.
Adam did the talking, implying a lot of not-quite-true things without ever lying. Everyone got pretty tense when Adam introduced himself as the Alpha of the Columbia Basin Pack. But they seemed to find it perfectly acceptable to hear that a few people believed that the recent spate of deaths by the river were not the work of a human serial killer but of a real monster.
In the interest of privacy, he told them, he couldnt reveal who called him in.
One of the sheriffs men murmured, When I first met him, he was with Jim Alvin and Calvin Seeker. From his words, I was pretty sure he was the one whod given us a ride back to our campground when wed found Benny, but I could only look out of one eye at this point, the other having swollen shut.
At the sound of Jims name, the local cops all looked wise and quit asking questions. One of them murmured, Native American medicine man, to the FBI agents, and suddenly no one asked Adam any more questions about why we were here. Apparently, no one wanted to create an incident with the Yakama Nation.
The less the officials knew about magic, fae otterkin, and Coyote, the more likely they would be to attribute all the deaths to a prehistoric creatureId heard one of the FBI say that phrase when talking on his cell phone to someoneand go home. More important to me at this point, they would let me go home, too.
I closed my good eye, and when I opened it, Adam had a cup of hot cocoa and was making me drink it. I fussed at him for waking me up until I got the first mouthful down. It tasted really good, and it was hot.
Wheres everyone else? I asked when I was done because it looked as though we were alone.
Down staring at the river devil. Adam set the mug aside and kissed me gently on the forehead. They got pretty excited when they realized it was still just lying there. They have about three minutes before I take you to the emergency room.
He was holding on to civilization by the skin of his teeth. A proper mate would be meek and subservient until he recovered.
I dont want to go to the hospital, I whined. I didnt want to move for at least a hundred years now that I was finally warm. If I didnt move, I didnt hurt. Much.
You dont get a choice. His voice was oh-so-calm, but I could feel the huge storm that lay behind all that control.
I killed the nasty monster. I think I should get to say no, I told him. To my embarrassment, tears welled in my eyes. I had to blink fast to make them go away. I was done, no reserves left at all. I just couldnt bear any more tonight.
You are in shock, he said grimly. You need stitches in half a dozen places, and your leg is broken. Where do you think you should be going?
Home?
He sighed, leaned forward, and rested his forehead on mine for a moment.Ill take you home tomorrow, he promised. Tonight, youre going to the emergency room. *
THEY CUT MY OLD SWIMMING SUIT OFF ME AT THE hospital, where a tired-eyed female doctor and a pair of nurses (one of them a man) scrubbed, stitched, stapled, and otherwise abused my body. I made them leave Adams dog tags on my neck. The doctorand both nurses flirted shamelessly with Adam even though he was now wearing a shirt and shoes with his jeans. But Adam didnt seem to notice, so that was okay.
By the time the sun rose, I had a bright pink cast on my leg and orders to have it checked over by an orthopedic doctor ASAP. The tibia was certainly broken, so was my kneecap, and the X-rays also showed a suspicious-looking shadow on my ankle. I had more stitches than a Raggedy Ann doll and hands wrapped up like mummies. Not only was my right hand broken, but both hands were sliced, diced, and burned. I had two black eyes. The first was the remnant of the fight in Wal-Mart. I had no idea when the second one happened. Maybe it was when the river devil landed on me after she was dead, or before that, when she was flopping around. I didnt feel it when it happened, and I wasnt feeling it anymore because I also had the best drugs in the known universe. I was very happy and didnt care much that my leg still ached. It wasnt just the drugs that made me happy; the river devils mark was gone.
Once I quit hurting, Adam lost the soft edge in his voice that worried me so much, and his eyes darkened until they approached their usual color. Of course, once I quit hurting, I also quit worrying about Adam losing control and killing someone hed feel bad about later.
Hey, I asked Adam, as he took the paperwork the nurse handed him, is this the hospital they took Benny to?
So Adam rolled me through the hospital in a wheelchair to go visit Benny. When we got to his room, Benny was sleeping deeply in his bed, a tired-looking woman was drowsing in a tired-looking chair, and Calvin was sitting in the wide windowsill staring out at the dawn.
One of the wheels on the chair had a squeak; it caught Calvins attention. He turned his head, then darn near fell off the window.
What happened to you? he asked. Then, his expression lightening, he said fiercely, Did you do it?
We are minus one monster, I said, accidentally waking the woman in the chairand Benny, too.
Pain meds, murmured Adam in explanation of something. I think it was the giggling. As you can see, taking out the monster was a close-run thing.
Tell me, said Benny.
So I did. At some pointnear where I was trying to climb up the river devil, I thinkAdam sat on the floor next to the chair and leaned his forehead against my thigh. There was another chair in the room, so I wasnt quite sure why he was sitting on the floor. The drugs had fuzzed our bond, so it took me a moment tofeel the sick fear that racked him.
Walking stick? asked Calvin, distracting me from Adams distress.
I blinked at him. I couldnt remember if the walking stick was supposed to be a secret or not.
Its an old fae artifact that attached itself to her while she was risking her neck to save a fae she knows, Adam muttered, and I could tell he wasnt happy about remembering me trying to save Zee, either.
He was a friend, I reminded him.
She does stuff like this all the time? asked Calvin, looking at Adam with respect.
Adam lifted his head, and his eyes were yellow againbut his voice was only a little rough. To be fair, its usually not her fault. She doesnt start things.
But it looks like she finishes them, said the woman holding Bennys hand. I was going to jump out on a long limb and assume that she was his wife. I must have said that aloud because she nodded. Yes. I am. I have to thank you and your husband for saving Benny.
He saved himself, I said in surprise. Didnt someone tell you the story? He was smart.
And lucky, said Benny. If you hadnt found me when you did, Id have died.
I leaned forward.Did they tell you what your sister said to me?
Jim did, said Calvin.
Did she want me to put flowers from her to Mom on the grave, or from me to Fai … to my sister? Bennys voice was a little fuzzy. Maybe they were giving him painkillers, too.
I dont know, I told him. Maybe you should do both.
Would you finish the story? Calvin asked, a little plaintively. Youd just dropped the last knife and stabbed the river devil with a fae artifact that turned into a spear.
Right. So I told them how its heart had turned to ice, and the walking stick burned my hand. And then I swam back to shore.
With a broken leg? asked Adam.
Pretty neat trick, huh, I said smugly.
Really good drugs. Calvins voice was dry.
Adams face was hidden against my leg again. This time he had one hand wrapped around my good ankle. The other hand dug into the tile on the floor. The tile cracked with a pop.
Youre going to cut yourself, I chided him.
He lifted his head.You are going to be the death of me.
I sucked in my breath. The sudden surge of fear I felt at that thought broke through the happy glaze Id been enjoying. Dont say that. Adam, dont let me do that.
Shh, he said. Im sorry. Dont cry. Its all right. He rose to kneel beside me, wiping my cheeks with his thumbs. Werewolves are tough, Mercy. Im not the one who almost died tonight. He sucked in a breath. Dont you do that ever again.
I didnt do it on purpose, I wailed miserably. I didnt want to almost die.
Its the drugs, said Benny wisely. They make me say things wrong, too.
So what happened to thewhat did you call them?otterkin? asked Calvin.
Since Id already told them about the walking stick, I told them about what it had done to the otterkin and what the otterkin had said about it.
You can ask Zee what he thinks. Adam had regained enough control that his eyes were his usual chocolate brown. He regarded me a moment, and added, Later, when you are not quite so happy. He might not understand about the good drugs.
He might not understand about me killing one of the last six otterkin. There were supposed to be seven, but I think the river devil ate one of them when she woke up. I yawned. I dont think killing them was quite what Uncle Mike had in mind when he told us to check up on them.
I dont know, said Adam. Uncle Mike can be pretty oblique when he wants to.
The Gray Lords might come after me. I frowned at Adam. That might come back to bite the pack. The Gray Lords arent always very precise about where they aim their wrath.
If the wrath of the Gray Lords lands on the pack, Im happy to claim the credit for it. You killed one of them, and I killed the rest. Fierce satisfaction sizzled in his voice.
I touched the curve of his jaw with my broken hand.Good. I wouldnt be surprised if some of the body count thats going to be attributed to the monster is actually theirs. It sounded like theyd been eating people anyway. She had been feeding them, the otterkin had told me. And they had been feeding her. A lot of the fae had at one timeor another eaten human flesh. I suspected that the otterkin were the people-eating kind of fae. They were bound not to hurt anyone in the swimming area of that campgroundand they moved away from there.
Who is Uncle Mike, and what are the Gray Lords? asked Calvin.
You might as well tell him, I told Adam. Hes a medicine man and ought to know things like that. *
ADAM DROVE US BACK TO THE CAMPGROUND. ONCE there, he wrapped me in a blanket in the passenger seat of the truck, which hed left running with the air-conditioning on. The air-conditioning was for me, and I was pretty sure the blanket was for himthe shield that he wished he could put around me, Jesse, and the pack, so we wouldnt come to harm.
We could wait until tomorrow to leave, I told him. You look tired. Im not as bad as I look.
He kissed me.Mercy, he said, you are every bit as bad off as you look. I was there when they did the repair work. The drugs they gave you in the hospital are going to wear off before long, and the replacements arent nearly as good. I want you home when that happens. This campground is crawling with reporters and all sorts of official personnel who want to study the Columbia River Monster. I really dont want to spend a night here. But most importantlyhe made a sound that was half a sigh and half a laugh, then whispered in my earIm afraid of what will happen if we stay one moreday on our honeymoon. Well give it six months, and Ill take you somewhereSan Diego, New Yorkhell, even Paris, if thats where you want to go. But I need to get you home today.
He shut the door and went out to pack up our campsite. I dozed a little before the sound of a truck woke me up. There had been lots of cars and trucks driving in and outAdam hadnt bothered to shut the gate after wed left for the hospital. But the rumble of this engine was familiar. I had to blink several times to clear my vision and confirm it was in fact Jim Alvins truck. He stopped several times along the way to our campsite, talking to various officials. He had a smile on his face, so I expect they were people he knew.
He parked his truck, then stopped to talk to Adam for a while, too. Finally, he came to the truck I was in and opened my door.
He took a good look and whistled through his teeth.Calvin told me he thought youd done it by the skin of your teethand I think that might be the only skin you have left.
Have you seen Coyote? I asked.
The smile in his eyes died.No. But you know that hell either show up again or else hes off in the other camp playing with his friends. Coyote always comes out all right in the end.
Other camp?
With the people who have gone before him, he said.
What about Gordon Seeker?
It will work out all right in the end, Mercy. He hit the side of the doorframe lightly with a knuckle. I wanted to thank you for doing what I couldnt.
I blinked at him a bit, sorting through my muddled thoughts until I found the one I wanted.It took us all.
Yes, he agreed. But I still have two good legs and most of my skin.
Sall right, I assured him earnestly. Im not feeling any pain right now.
He looked at me intently, then smiled.What tribe are you from, Mercedes Athena Thompson Hauptman?
Blackfeet, I told him, the answer coming automatically. Who told you about the Athena part?
He smiled mysteriously.Some things are better kept secret. Blackfeet, eh? Are you sure its not Blackfoot?
I frowned at him.
I think you are taking something precious home with you from this trip, he told me. Remember who you are. Good dreams, Mercy. Ill call you if I see Gordon or Coyote if you will do the same.
All right. I closed my eyes because they wouldnt stay open any longer. If your car doesnt work, bring it on by.
He laughed and shut the door. *
ADAM WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE DRUGS: BOTH THAT THEY would wear off and that the replacements in the amber plastic bottles wouldnt do as good a job.
Next time I go out to kill monsters, I told him as we came into town, you should do a better job of stopping me.
He took my bandaged hand and kissed it.I promised you that I wouldnt do that. Next time, pick a monster who doesnt live in a river or ocean, and Ill be more help.
Okay. I paused and thought about it. I dont want a next time.
He sighed.Me, either.
If I could have moved without moaning, Id have leaned against him. I settled for leaving my hand on his thigh where hed put it.
But if there is, I told him, and evidence suggests that there will beId rather fight monsters with you than with anyone else I can think of.
I have a confession to make, he told me. I wanted to wait until you were a little closer to your usual fighting weight, but I dont think it will work.
You found a cute waitress, and now you want a divorce, I said.
He laughed.No. But Ill look for one at the next available opportunity.
Cool. I found a handsome nurse, but I think he liked you better than he liked me.
Seriously, he said. I did something I shouldnt have.
I was still feeling a little muddled, so Im not sure if my sudden insight came from our mating bond or from the fact that he sounded a little too much like my mother did when she told my little sister that shed found her diary and read it. Since Id told Nan that she shouldnt write anything down she didnt want someone to read, Id been surprised by how upset my mother was. Turned out that Nan figured that if someone was going to sneak and read her diary, they deserved what they got. It took her about ten minutes to convince Mom she wasnt dealing drugs to pay for her abortion.
You read the letters, I said, doing my best to sound offended.
I read the letter you wrote to me.
I yawned, and it sort of ruined my pretense of indignation. I patted whatever part of him I could reach.Thats okay, I told him. It had your name on it.
We drove for a while more before he spoke again.I love you, too.
I smiled at him without opening my eyes.I know you do.
I dozed a little, and, before I knew it, wed pulled into Adams driveway. Someone would have to back the thing out, but it wouldnt be me, so I decided not to worry about it.
The screen door opened, and Jesse bubbled out.
Dad. Hey, Dad. Whyre you home early? Someone from your office came and left a big package that says its a wheelchair in the garage. Is that what it is? Why did we get a wheelchair?
I opened my door and contemplated the difficulties of making it down to the ground while Adam hugged Jesse. If wed been in my Rabbit, I could have gotten out on my own, because my Rabbit doesnt have a three-and-a-half-foot drop to the ground. Not that it would have done me much good, though. I wasnt going anywhere on my own anyway.
Jesse looked up, and her jaw dropped.Dad, she said in a horrified voice, what did you do to Mercy? *
UNCLE MIKE WAS NOT HAPPY WHEN I CALLED HIM THE next morning and told him we killed all the otterkin. He did listen when I told him what they had done, though. I gave him an inventory of the damage to my person (Id quit taking anything but over-the-counter painkillers and was feeling whiny).
How many stitches? he asked when I was through.
One hundred and forty-two, I told him. And four staples. Andall of them itch.
It wasnt so bad when I had a distraction. Since I couldnt do anything, that meant talking to people. I was home alone right nowwhich was why Id decided to call Uncle Mike and fill him in.
And do you know, when you have a broken hand and a giant cut under your arm, crutches dont work, and neither does a wheelchair unless you have a minion to wheel you around. My good hand is burnt, so I cant even turn circles.
I think Ill pitch it to the Gray Lords as suicide by werewolf, he said after a long moment of silence. Anyone who hurts you in front of Adam is too stupid to live anyway.
Adam only killed five of them. I killed the other one. I paused. Okay, not quite. I was holding the walking stick when it killed him.
There was a long pause.Oh?
I told him about using the walking stick to kill the river devil, what the otterkin had told me afterward, and how the walking stick had killed him.
You quenched Lughs walking stick in the blood of an ancient Native American monster?
I screwed up?
He sighed.What else was there to be doing? If you hadnt used it, youd be deadand there would be a monster loose eating people. But theres no denying that its not a good thing. Violence begets violenceespecially when theres magic involved.
What should I do with it?
Whatcan you do? Try not to kill anyone else with it.
Can I give it to you? It wasnt that I was afraid of itI didnt even know what was wrong with it. It was that I had failed to keep it safe. It should go to someone who would take better care of it.
We tried that before, remember? Uncle Mike said. It didnt work.
The oakman used it to kill a vampire. Why didnt that do anything to it?
I dont know, Uncle Mike said. But if I were to guess, it would be because it wasnt the oakmans walking stickit was yours. Intent and ownership are pretty powerful magic.
Oh. I remembered the last thing I needed to talk to him about. About your trailer. Do you have a favorite body shop? If not, I know a few people. *
SIX DAYS LATER I WAS CHANNEL SURFING IN THE BASEMENT TV room when I heard someone set foot on the top of the stairs.
Go away, I said.
I was tired of everyone, which was ungracious of me. But I dont like being dependentit makes me cranky. I needed someone to carry me upstairs and downstairs. I needed someone to help me outside and inside. I even needed someone to help me into the bathroom because none of the bathroom doors were big enough for a wheelchair. It hadnt been so bad when Adam was here, but hed had to leave two days ago and tend to some disaster in Texas. He wouldnt have gone, except that it had something to do with some hush-hush government installation, and he was the only one in the company with high enough clearance to deal with it.
Today was particularly grim as Id gone to a doctors appointment where Id hoped to get a walking castand instead had been told I had to stay off the leg entirely for at least two weeks. Warren had carried me and my wheelchair down the stairs and then proceeded to hover. I finally asked him to leave me alone in a mannerthat Id have to apologize for when I was through feeling sorry for myselfand when Jesse got home from her date, because Id left my cell phone in my coat, which was upstairs in the kitchen. The only phone in the basement was down three stairs. To top it off, my leg had objected to all the abuse and now wouldnt quit throbbing. The acetaminophen wasnt cutting it. So I was sitting in front of the TV with my eyes leaking, and I didnt want any witnesses.
The feet on the stairs just kept coming. I was supposed to be alone in the house, but Adams house generally had pack members showing up at all hours anyway.
I said
Go away, said Stefan. I heard you.
He didnt increase his speed, which was kind of him because it let me wipe my eyes before he could see me.
Id turn around, I said with some bitterness, but my doctor tells me that Ive been damaging my hands, and Ill have scarring if I keep it up. So I cant even make the damned thing go in circles anymore.
Stefan stepped around in front of me and turned off the TV so the room was shrouded in darkness. He crouched so he was eye to eye with me.
Warren called me as soon as the sun set, he said, brushing my hair back from my face with his thumbs. He saidand I quoteIts time to pay up, Stefan. Weve been trying, but were all out of options.
I raised my chin.Im fine. You can tell Warren they can all have the rest of the week off. They dont have to stick around and cater to me. Ill be fine. Id figure out a way to get me and my bent leg cast in and out of the bathroom myself. Somehow.
Mercy, he said gently. Its not that they dont want to helpthey cant. Youve told them all to leave you alone. With Adam gone, youre the highest power in the pack, and they cant gainsay you. Warren told me that they were down to leaving you with pack members he couldnt be happy about.
That had never occurred to me. And explained why Auriele and Darryl hadnt been back, even after Id sent them an e-mail apologizing for yelling at them. I know e-mail apologies are lame, but it was the only way I could be sure not to grump at them some more.
You need to tell them they can come back to the house and talk to youand help you do whatever you need. Just as you would help them if they needed it. Warren asked me to explain that they certainly understand the need to snap and snarl a bit.
Chagrined at my stupidity, I nodded.
But not tonight, he said. Tonight you have me. Would you like to go for a stroll? Its still pretty warm out. I brought over some games if youd rather. I believe you are partial to Battleship.
I sighed in resignation.I have to go to the bathroom.
He hauled me in and out without embarrassmenton his part anyway. Then he took me for a walk down by the river. He carried me because the ground was too rough for a wheelchair. It could have been uncomfortable, but he paid no attention to the forced intimacy, so I didnt have to, either. Id been trying to be as little trouble as possible, so the only time Id been outside since wed gotten back from Maryhill was to go to doctors appointments.
You look better, I told him. It was true; he was still on the lean side, but he no longer looked like a stiff wind would carry him away.
I took a trip to Portland last week and brought back a couple of people, he said, sounding sad. Vampires didnt hunt for their sheep, the people they would keep in their menageries, in their own territories. I tried to find people I thought would blend in with the rest, but were stillhaving territorial negotiations. I need a few more, but Ill wait until things settle down. Warren said that he and Ben were happy to continue to be food until I didnt need them anymore.
I patted his shoulder.I hate being dependent, too. It sucks.
He gave a rueful laugh.We do seem to be in the same boat, no? I suppose we must work on being gracious and grateful until we can do for ourselves. Someday the wheel of fate will put us in a position to be of use to them, and we will remember how much easier it is to give help than it is to accept it. Now, why dont you tell me of your adventures? Ive heard quite a bit from Warren, of course, but I prefer to get the story from the source whenever possible.
So he walked and I talked until I was hoarse and cold. Then we went inside and played Battleship. *
B-7, I SAID.
Miss. He was gloating because he was working his way down my last and biggest ship, and I was still looking for his two-peg patrol boat. C-2.
Hit and you know it, I grumped.
He looked at me, then his eyes focused over my shoulder.
D-4, said Coyote.
Stefan came to his feet, and said,Who are you? at about the same time I turned my chair around regardless of scarring my hands up, and said, Am I glad to see you. We were worried.
Of course you were, Coyote told me. He stared at me a moment. Mercy, what did you do to yourself?
River Devil and otterkin, I said.
His thumb brushed under my eye, and he held it up.You are leaking, Mercy. Maybe you need a few more stitches.
I laughed and wiped my face.All my stitches come out in four more days. I thought you were dead.
I was, he said. Thats what the plan was. Dont you remember? Why do you have a vampire in your basement? He narrowed his gaze at Stefan, and with ill-concealed hostility said, Vampires kill walkers.
Mercy, said Stefan, is this Coyote?
Yep, I agreed. Stefan, meet Coyote. Coyote, meet Stefan Uccello. Hes a friend of mine.
Coyotes gaze grew noticeably colder. I remember you.
Stefan smiled at me.I have not battled with any walkers for a hundred years or more. But I think that it would be good for me to take my leave until your guest is finished. You have your cell phone? I held it up; hed retrieved it when we came in from our walk. Call me when he leaves. I promised Warren I wouldnt leave you alone. I will tell him that you said he could come back tomorrow.
Thank you, I said, meaning it.
He kissed my cheek, ignoring Coyotes throaty growl. Then he disappeared.
Coyote straightened, staring at the place where the vampire had been.Ive never seen one of the blood drinkers do something like that before.
Stefan is special, I agreed. Im so glad youre back. How did the others fare, do you know?
Coyote took Stefans chair and sat down with a groan. ThunderbirdGordon Seekerwas the only one who beat me back. Surprised both of us. There arent any more Thunderbird walkers, and we were certain that he would never return with no one to anchor him. Just goes to show you that no matter how old you are, life can still surprise you. Do you have anything to eat? Its been a few days.
In the fridge, I told him. Help yourself.
He did. He carried me and my wheelchair up to the kitchen and made himself a huge sandwich, poured a glass of milk, and sat down with me. I told him about killing the river devil and the otterkin. I also told him about how worried Id gotten about the walking stick.
It hadnt done anything since killing the otterkin, but there was an eagerness, a shadow of violence, that seemed to lurk around it. I had noticed that when I was at my most prickly, the walking stick was usually somewhere nearby. Maybe it was my imaginationI wouldnt have told Adam, for instance, without better evidence. But Coyote ran more on instinct than logic, so I thought hed understand. I think I hoped hed have some sort of suggestion for me, but he just listened and nodded while he ate. I even told him about coping with a broken hand and a broken leg while a pack of werewolves tried to take care of me despite myself, and had him laughing milk out his nose. My leg still hurt, my stitches still itched, and Adam was still all the way in Texas, but somehow I felt better anyway.
Coyote told me a few stories about himself. He used the rude versions, too. Potty humor shouldnt be funny to anyone over the age of twelveand then only to the male half of the species. But somehow it was different when Coyote told it, both sly and innocent at the same time.