Текст книги "PUTIN IS STALIN IN THE BODY"

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  Nikita Belykh was released from custody and got a position in the government. Released and Ulyukaeva, too, became something of an Advisor.

  At the same time, the criminal case against Khodorkovsky stopped. This businessman was even invited to Moscow. Medvedev also made a proposal to the Supreme court to review the ban on the activities of Jehovah's Witnesses. Moreover, it violated the Constitution and freedom of speech. Was revised and the controversial package of Spring. Most of it was cancelled. Bloggers got more freedom.

  Vertical liberalization has started. For the first time in many years, left the program «dolls».

  Other laws were adopted. In particular, it was allowed to vote now from fourteen years, that is, from the date of receipt of the passport. And in the Duma can be elected from eighteen. In governors and the Federation Council since twenty-one years. President Medvedev proposed an amendment to the thirty years.

  The law on the election of governors has been significantly changed. First, the maximum number of signatures collected has been reduced by two to one per cent. And the number of minimum from half a percent to one tenth. The most important thing was the abolition of municipal filters, which the party in power actively used. And also the prohibition to take part in elections of persons having a criminal record for serious and especially serious crimes.

  Medvedev himself personally said: I trust my people and my voters. And I know that they will not choose criminals.

  In addition, it was possible not only to reduce the age from which you can go to the governors to twenty-one years, but also those who are under thirty-five years old could run by collecting a minimum tenth of the percentage of signatures.

  Besides it was allowed to the same person to put signatures on different candidates. That is very progressive and provided competitive elections.

  The President of Russia hinted that the terms of powers of the Duma and the head of state can be revised. In particular, the Duma can, as before, be elected for four years, and the President as in most countries of the world for five years. In any case, the reduction of the term of office is not far off.

  Foreign Minister Lavrov was unexpectedly dismissed as well. His place was taken and this is a small sensation – Igor Lebedev. That is Zhirinovsky's son.

  Medvedev himself announced that the best foreign Minister is hard to find. And young and experienced. And passed a large school in the Duma.

  The youngest leader of the political faction. One of the youngest Vice effects. He worked in ministries and in Parliament. Doctor of social and historical Sciences. Has three sons.

  The latter is especially stressed Medvedev: the exemplary father giving birth to soldiers for Russia.

  The candidacy evoked mixed reactions in the West and East. As it is the son of the aggressive enemy of a Fuse of Vladimir Zhirinovsky. But...

  Zhirinovsky himself, seeing a change in the mood of the Kremlin, turned criticism of the West and focused on the Communists. The election promised to be quite controversial. Several porn stars came forward, and a very motley company.

  Medvedev himself criticized the regimes of Belarus and Kazakhstan for being undemocratic, and said that Russia would be with him an oasis of freedom and the most legal state in the world! And that the presidential elections in Russia will be unparalleled in the world in terms of democracy and openness.

  The Russian President also announced the establishment of the order of Ilya Muromets of three degrees. Gold, silver and bronze.

  And the order of the first degree awarded four Ukrainian boxers: Usyk, Lomachenko, Klitschko brothers! And presented awards to them personally. Gold portraits of Ilya Muromets. Which is very, very honorable.

  In Ukraine, Medvedev's popularity grew. There was talk and accession of Ukraine to the customs Union. Or even Euro-Asian.

  Trump and Medvedev talked heart to heart at the funeral of President Putin. And they were very pleased with the meeting.

  Medvedev himself admitted that he was concerned about the strengthening of China. And that his heart has always loved a more democratic US than totalitarian China. And that Hollywood is a wonderful film factory. The Americans and Russian are quite clear and from the heart. And that Medvedev is an ardent enemy of Stalin and anti-Communist for anybody not a secret.

  Relations between China and Russia after the change of power in the Kremlin immediately became cooler. Medvedev has limited the ability of the Chinese to settle in Russia, and so far secretly introduced a ban on obtaining Russian citizenship residents of the celestial Empire. The attitude towards Chinese investment has become somewhat more restrained. And in the media China has not painted so idyllic. They recalled that there are terrible conditions in prisons, there is official censorship, torture, the death penalty. And that there is no presumption innocences. And that the children there against the most ruthless and women are beings of the lowest grade. And there are no competitive elections, and the Communist party builds its management on violence. And no respect for private property. And at all stick regime.

  Criticism of Kazakhstan and Central Asian dictatorships intensified. Medvedev suddenly remembered that there the rights of the Russian population are violated, and the UN norms are violated. And what Orthodox Christians under pressure. In Uzbekistan is forbidden to preach the word of God. And in Tajikistan, Russian surnames are corrected. And much more.

  As if Medvedev was not the second person in the country for a long time, and for some time and the first! Yes the case, power changes people. However, it is valid at Putin too much conceded to Asia. And now ought to restore the balance of power.

  Medvedev said he would not tolerate violations of rights and pressure on Russians in Central Asia. And that in Kazakhstan Russians are squeezed out of the country and from politics, and this is unacceptable. And maybe there is and your arrow will appear.

  Elderly Nazarbayev, fearing to quarrel with a relatively young and formidable acting President, made concessions. A mandatory quota for Russians in the Parliament, government and local management structures was introduced – not less than twenty-five percent.

  The assignment needless to say noticeable. Medvedev sharply raised its popularity in national-Patriotic circles.

  That, they say, finally, about Russian in Asia remembered. More or less happy were the liberals. But they are still a lot of presidents put forward.

  The Communist party made an unexpected move horse: put forward two candidates: Zyuganov and Grudinina. Why? Personally Zyuganov could not decide whether to go to him or not. And age, and health not the. And the chances of slippery. But also Grudinin is not very strong. And then there Boldyrev, and archers, and brave, and Baburin and Caricinum.

  Moreover the President of Russia came to the fore and grandpa Lemon. And what to the writer and policy about which all began to forget, not to remind of itself. Well, he can collect a hundred thousand signatures. And already it really Limonov forgotten. The PR is decent!

  The President of Russia came to the fore and Povetkin. Also something to do after a Boxing career. And maybe even not finished yet. But invited one of the small nationalist parties. And what would not try? Will advertisements, with wild!

  Asked to participate in elections and Alla Borisovna. But Pugacheva refused. Like, and so fame and glory to her it will not add. And if the percentage is low. Yes, and what money to have? But Bilan, who also became podzabyvat excited about the new PR.

  In short, the team gathered for aerobatics. Lots of different candidates. And the Queen advanced. Why,not a little PR. And a couple of young singers. Who need to make a name. And the mass of the people.

  In presidents went and Russian version of Darth Vader and Harry Potter. Also why not try-once democracy!

  And who has not yet sought the throne. Except that the members of the EP, putting forward at the Congress Medvedev kept unity.

  Defense Minister Shoigu, became Marshal of Russia and received a hero star. Siluanov began to perform the duties of the Prime Minister, but so far there were rumors about the new position.

  Medvedev proposed to hold an Internet vote on the post of Prime Minister. More than a million users voted. Shoigu and Grudin won. But apparently the President had other types. While the post of Prime Minister remained questionable.

  These polls showed that Medvedev is a clear favorite of the presidential election. Especially the tough policy towards Kazakhstan and Central Asia, and populist decisions added votes to it.

  The number of people willing to vote for Grudinin has also increased. The candidate is again renewed his rating. But Zyuganov weakened. Zhirinovsky did not go off the screen, but kept at five percent. And that if Zyuganov will be removed, likely in fourth place. However, Ksenia Sobchak grew up, and Shooters.

  Medvedev, however, did not sit idly by. So he issued a decree to give all war veterans a million dollars. Big decision. But veterans of the second world war remained so little that it does not ruin the Treasury. But what a PR! As it has thrown up a rating of IO of the President among the left.

  And then suddenly Roman Abramovich has been arrested. Like, too much money in free economic zones. So it is necessary to share. And people like, of course.

  Medvedev on perform well! That the oligarchs are fighting, and the money returns. And patches raises. And then there's Medvedev and some more in 2005 revoked privileges back. And the minimum pension again increased.

  And further more... have to pay for maternity capital in the twenty-five thousand dollars. And with immediately at birth. And additional benefits were introduced.

  Medvedev ordered to give orders to mothers for children. This is also a strong move. For four children the order of bronze, six silver, eight for gold.

  And this is also a very reasonable event. And here also prepared the project on taxes on bachelors, on childless couples, on couples having only one child. However, having postponed until the elections.

  Then a lot more can be expected from Medvedev. He turned around completely. And the elections are really democratic. Although not everything is calm.

  Joint exercises with NATO were held in the West. Ukrainians also held a parade with the Russians. Moreover, we received discounts on gas and oil.

  Medvedev even offered an option. Russia will pay Ukraine compensation for Crimea, halving the price of gas and oil compared to the market. And only in the amount of two hundred billion dollars. Instead of recognition of Crimea as Russian.

  Rada hesitated. Temptation was great. Gunmen intensified criticism of Medvedev.

  The situation escalated, but not much.

  Trump met with Medvedev again. The two sides have exchanged awards. Medvedev received the Legion of honor and trump the order of Andrew. The meeting was as friendly as possible. It has been decided to cancel the mutual sanctions. And even sign a kind of Alliance and the military sphere.

  The Communists protested sluggishly. Several tens of thousands of people were taken to the streets. Make some noise.

  Medvedev said that the values of the West are close to the Russian people and there have never been serious disagreements.

  The acting President even reminded that the United States helped very well during the first world war, and during the second world war, too.

  What if not for the American bombing of German factories, the Red army came under the blows of the terrible Nazi tanks series E and jet aircraft. And that three-quarters of the cars in the Soviet army were from Western supplies. And that the West is the most civilized and humane part of the world. And don't fight with him. And the time will come when there will be a single government on the planet.

  That the world is moving towards globalization. And one planet, and in it we have nothing to share! And that the cold war era has long been a thing of the past, and it is not necessary to revive it.

  Medvedev has not dared to scold Putin, but clearly closer to the West. At the same time, we are not going to disarm, but build up our capacity.

  Trump at a personal meeting expressed the understanding that Russia should be strong and resist the onslaught of dictatorships and reactions.

  Medvedev noted that he would not allow himself to be swallowed by China, and that Russia would be a country of exemplary democracy. And also asked when the us will be a real democratization. Will there be direct election of the President of the United States, and will cease to dominate only two parties in Parliament.

  Trump replied that the emergence of new parties is inevitable. And that they have long been there, but not so strong. And I noticed that the system of elections by party lists can be introduced in the United States. And that there is already some progress in this matter.

  Then the us President promised that they will empty the prison and the legislation will be relaxed.

  Further discussed the topic of China... Then of course the question is quite sick. Very strong celestial Empire and totalitarian. What to do? How to weaken this monster?

  Medvedev proposed to unite with Europe, America and other countries and to oust China from Africa and Asian regions. Russia, too, because of China is losing its position-for example in Mongolia. And cheap Chinese weapons, supersedes Russian. And more attention now in China to developments in the field of weapons, which in the future can be dangerous.

  Medvedev in a personal conversation with trump remembered negatively predecessor, who was too fond of friendship with China and enmity with the United States and Europe. But it is clear that NATO will not fight with Russia. While China with the price if the case does not stand up. And of course, it is more than dangerous to raise a totalitarian regime at your side.

  Moreover, China is increasing its military muscles, and ready lupanut in Russia much.

  Touched, and North Korea. Here Medvedev said that Russia is a dangerous neighbor. There's the Stalinist regime, and Medvedev is fighting the remnants of Stalinism. And of course North, Stalin's Korea is not their friend. And that they can even offer the United States to jointly develop defense AND Siberia and America.

  Trump then asked directly: what about the military operation? To spend it together?

  Medvedev replied that it was too risky. Korea has accumulated a large stockpile of nuclear weapons, including a hydrogen bomb. It could disrupt the climate across the planet. And, of course war is not our method.

  By and large, it was necessary for Bush Jr. to solve this problem by military means, and not to get bogged down in Iraq and Afghanistan. To contain the Mujahideen was enough and local forces. Why did you have to lose so many soldiers?

  Trump said that for Afghanistan and Iraq to judge Obama and Bush. Of course, in Afghanistan and Iraq, the Americans could fight with someone else's hands, as was the case with ISIS. What to enter in the Afghanistan army. By strengthening the Taliban? No, everything should be done by local forces and aviation.

  The very fact of the presence of the land forces of the infidels is a huge trump card of radical propaganda. And, of course, it should not have been given into the hands of the Taliban and Sunni radicals. And trump understood that. Understood this and military specialists. They had to understand Bush and Obama, so they and the presidents.

  Would be trump to overthrow Saddam? There's a fifty-fifty chance. Oil prices began to rise and there was a great temptation to plant a puppet regime in Iraq and control the oil market itself. But trump, putting, would be a puppet instead of Sadam, fought with the Mujahideen hands of the Iraqis. I wouldn't risk my troops. And putting Americans at risk.

  In the beginning well it all worked. Saddam Hussein was overthrown in three weeks with almost no losses. And then what happened?

  Trump is logical noticed that not should disband the army and police of Saddam, and followed by putting into senior positions the people, to crush the feeble resistance by the local.

  Trump also in a personal conversation Medvedev expressed indignation about Afghanistan. At first, the Americans were very clever there. And smashed the Mujahideen almost lossless, local hands and bombing.

  For some time, the Taliban did not even lead an active guerrilla war. So why did they begin to introduce ground troops to Afghanistan? One of their transfer to a distance line to Kulick was worth. But the Taliban could also be restrained by the hands of local forces. And only one bombing to be limited. Still need to investigate who suggested such a stupid idea Bush and Obama and judge them.

  He would trump of course this would never be bought. And he didn't make the same mistake.

  Medvedev according to nodded and observed.

  In Afghanistan, too, to enter the army should not have. It was necessary to fight the local army, and support the air force. We made a big mistake by using ground forces there.

  Trump is logically noticed:

  – Well, in Russia people were never pitied. Are we Americans like that? To expose their soldiers under the slaughter? It's not our mentality. Of course, we will judge Obama and Bush for this. It is important for us not to step on the same rake. How to solve the problem of Assad in Syria?

  Medvedev replied with a smile:

  – We need a President who would suit both Russia and the US. And when such a person is found, the problem of Syria will be solved!

  Trump confidently said:

   – Such a person already exists!

   . CHAPTER 5.

  Stella even flashed her eyes like an ambulance lights:

  – After we with a cry of Banzai, your will wrest the Kuril Islands, grab midnight the whole region! The neighbors we will show strength!

  Stalin-Putin again thought about Japan. Almost a hundred million population (with colonies even more!), a very impressive power you can throw at US, and strangle him like an octopus's arms.

  And while the galley, she's so small against the huge battleship as the ship of the enemy, stuck to fairly low for such a colossus Board. The girls threw at her hooks and Velcro, and then began to jump on spikey deck, flickering bare, pink, girlish heels. However, in contact with the barbed surface of the girls involuntarily screamed, but not slowed its pace. Stalin-Putin, waking up from thought, he rushed to help the boarders. And them on meeting gravitated goat cockroaches.

  The girls knocked with them, times cockroach goats short, but very fast strokes.

  Stalin-Putin of the first opponent, secanul a curve scimitar with such force that his scoop was cut, and the horned head flew off meters so on twenty. Captain-President roared:

  – I open as in football, the score-the performance will be higher!

  And confirmation of the words of Stalin-Putin another cockroach-goat collapsed cut in half. Then the mill and the head of the third goat flew to the right.

  A warrior Stella meanwhile, as hard as he drove his goat-vis bare legs hurt in the groin. After what sang:

  – How beautiful the world would be if it wasn't ruined by men! Strong as a rock our team-we are forever United with the Motherland!

  Stalin-Putin then agreed:

  – Yes of course, when we are United-we are invincible! Although there is a nuance and difference between, unite and huddle together!

  Golden-haired girl that were cut just to the left of the captain-President, as I did my cockroach of a goat. She was very nice and not as big as the other girls, but she moved even faster than them. If Stalin-Putin, simply bought these brute force and was crushing opponents as stick in the hands of the young boys nettle, then this thin, almost fragile warrior of solidity. Here, for example, graceful sweep, and the opponent falls on his own ladle.

   Stalin-Putin was surprised, it turns out it is ridiculous at first glance, the weapon is not so harmless, with a cockroach-goat began to peel the skin, and literally fried alive.

  Stella to intercept the confused look of the captain-the President consoled:

  – For us, one touch is not enough, you need to hold such a scoop for a long time, and so it will be just a burn.

  Stalin-Putin was angry at himself, he almost got scared, and rushed to the cockroach goats with such rage that only wool, horns and blood flew in different directions.

  Here is one of the creatures from the kick soared as high that the upper part of the goat-cockroach appeared in the mouth of the pipe. And then finally pushed really black smoke.

  Stella growled.:

  – We've goat-the tramps don't look! In the meantime, just fry and eat!

  The battle had already passed to the galley, the goats retreated, but from time to time their scoops touched, stomachs, or hands of the girls. Also bare heels, very red, and even some of the warriors were covered with small blisters, as if they were fighting on hot coals. Several times goats cockroaches managed to get a scoop and Stalin-Putin, on felt only an easy push. True feet boots, have become hot, although not as painful, such as these warriors. Stalin-Putin was surprised:

  – And why are you so cold, fighting barefoot, and don't you hurt my head to tread soles on these terrible tongue, so thick uchikawa deck?

  Golden-haired thin girl, striking another monster, said:

  – We vowed to endure the cold, deprivation and not to wear any shoes until the bodies of our men are released from the underworld. Once their flesh is suffering, hence our need not to enjoy!

  Stella added.:

  – It's also a good tempering! That's why we girls never get sick, and so on young look, although I already exchanged second a hundred years!

  Stalin-Putin whistled:

  – Unbelievable! You traded the second hundred years! Wow! Although a kiss from the lips only prettier!

  Stella shook her head.:

  – Petting with men is forbidden. The only thing that can be done is women children, but only that we do not feel pleasure at the same time!

  Stalin-Putin from these words was furious even more. The expense of them killed the cockroaches-the goats had already gone on third dozen, and most of his are pretty splattered their toxic green blood.

  Captain-President barked:

  – A woman should have fun in the first place with men. Otherwise, what she is a woman!

  Stella in one fell swoop cut down three goat cockroaches, said:

  – For us the greatest pleasure is to kill enemies!

  Many of the girls on the bodies was and the bruises and the burns, but killed to death among females, the Vikings have not yet been. Stalin-Putin, slyly grinning, said:

   German warrior from the pain of not moaning!

  Stella objected harshly.:

   We're not Germans! We are descendants of Etruscans!

  Stalin-Putin himself, putting his foot goat cockroach in the groin agreed:

  – May you be descendants of the Etruscans! From change composed the sum doesn't change.

  Stella laid another creature, sighed:

   Unfortunately we were taught to subtract and divide!

  Stalin-Putin, in response, growled, they almost cleared the galley, but to captain the führer snatched a real Troll, only with a carrot for a nose. He was kept in the hands of the ladles, and the most real of the pan, which was handled very deftly. Putin-Stalin fought him off even with some difficulty. That same trolls in all fairy tales are considered the most malicious and tenacious creatures. Stella continued to fight with cockroach goats, and even redoubled its efforts, said:

  – It's one of those things that's been eating our men. So and kill her should the man.

  Stalin-Putin nodded willingly:

  – Man so man! Not all women sow death!

  Troll sarcastically barked:

   You the man, give you zilch and not a man anymore!

  Stalin-Putin growled in response:

  – Yes, you piece of shit!

  I almost got hit in the head with a frying pan. Then Stalin-Putin suddenly hit the point of his boot under his knee, the Troll, and simultaneously attacked from two swords to dispel the creature's attention. And passed and Troll, gasping for a moment, lost speed. Stalin-Putin took advantage of this and held a «mill», to demolish the head really failed to cut the clavicle of the creature... That was a success, after which the right hand of the Troll lost mobility. The captain-President, continuing, attack, he was acting like Tyson in his youth – commercially and without a pause for rest, not allowing the enemy to recover and how to protect themselves. Here flew the severed hand of the Troll. The girls, flickering bare legs, barely had time to bounce, although one of them still badly burned bare heel, and limped. But two cockroach-goat embarked on her instantly evaporated.

  The Troll hissed:

  – Here's to you, the same thing will happen!

  Stalin-Putin flashed his teeth:

  – Shit goes to shit, man to man!

  The Troll suddenly threw in the captain-President of the pan, and ran away! Stalin-Putin, however, assumed something similar and did not even beat, but only slightly shifted to the side and launched his scimitar after the adversary. The Troll ran and sang:

  – Not gonna get us! We're lost!

  And so calmed down, punched through the scimitar, the tip embedded itself in the back got out through the chest, but still finished in the appendage of the cockroach-goat. Stalin-Putin has noticed:

  – It's easier to squeeze water out of the sand than to succeed a coward! Fear is like a reverse telescope, in spite of the big eyes, any star are made null and void!

  Stella yelled at him.:

  Pick a scimitar. Otherwise...

  Stalin-Putin rushed to his arms. Of course, Stella's right, in ancient times to lose the shield was considered a shame, or behind the shield, or on the shield. But the sword is doubly shameful. But still to fight with one scimitar is not particularly convenient. Here for the first time and got the scoop on the cheek. Unpleasant slap for the President, even the cheek burned. Stalin-Putin however, immediately punished the offender, so he gave... and flew scraps:

  – An eye for an eye! Tit for tat! Fairy trolls unlike literary win heroes, not moderators!

  Stella yelled at him.:

  – Hurry up before you steal!

  However, it seems the cockroaches-goats don't especially like to miss the scimitar. Apparently this thing is too cool. But to pull «magic» of the dead body of the Troll was not so easy. Apparently this creature was tenacious and didn't want to let go. Stalin-Putin, however, was so strong that vigorously twirled his sword, even if it was strung on someone else's body. Why, he's a tough guy too, captain of naval aviation. Goats are the cockroaches of seeing that such get up, the Troll suddenly squeaked and started to run. Warriors also cheered even more, and Stalin-Putin sang:

  I did not think once here,

  That I would fight elves and trolls!

  But here is a capricious fate,

  With me playing solitaire evil clown!

  Here is maps fell out and has now issued term,

  Quite different was the end darling!

  After all can in this world become a white-haired temple,

  Though not old paladins!

  Ah, that war, with me beauty of-love,

  I'm not alone, and that's my joy!

  Destiny shouts, does not contradict,

  After all, waiting for you at the end of the reward!

  The enemy Troll – his cruel grin,

  Rapid as hell knows no measure!

  God why are you such animals created,

  To what need and the witches, and chimeras!

  The Almighty, says in the answer,

  You're too young and don't know much!

  Because the people have more troubles,

  After death in heaven are greater!

  But can peace be valued in Paradise,

  When I did not know in this world fatigue!

  And youth eternal flesh swashbuckling,

  Since you are not threatened living creatures that old.

  Knowing the mountain you will appreciate,

  Good, dream and female flesh affection!

  When will be interrupted life difficult thread,

  You will find yourself in a fairy-tale universe!

  Well, what can be seen well,

  But boring Paradise, since there is no one to fight it!

  After all, it is a mistake to fight sinfully,

  Because the face of Fortune is brighter than the Sun!

  I hope the sky will be the new regiment,

  Where are the angels in eternal battles!

  And where demobilization is not sobachat period,

  Where is your chivalry – upright!