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PUTIN IS STALIN IN THE BODY
ABSTRACT
As a result of a magical ritual, the soul of Russian President Vladimir Putin moved to Stalin's body on may 30, 1942. How the President of great Russia will use the situation and knowledge of the future to turn the course of history. As it turned out, even Putin is not easy in the world of world war II, and a web of cunning intrigues and conspiracies.
In Russia, the President of the Great,
Proud of Putin country...
Stopped naval he the wild,
The Motherland has blossomed again!
Crimea came to us voluntarily,
The Caucasus Calmed Down...
Flying Russian Sokol at ease,
We are perfectly unvarnished!
After all, so many new buildings,
A powerful team has rallied!
Will not the boys of deuces,
We laziness and cowardice will win!
When we have a ruler,
Russia as the eagle, and Superman!
You Democrats dogs don't lie,
Sam has been beaten more than once!
We climbed the planet's pride,
The tricolor flag flies everywhere...
We will submit soon space,
And Earth is beyond measure the best!
For the Motherland of Holy Russia,
You are the wisest of leaders...
Diamond dew sprinkled,
With a sword who will be the one – smash!
Fatherland as a torch in the heart,
Take good care of him..
To success have opened the door,
Trampled to shame the enemy!
The time will come and Russia,
The universe will conquer...
And the leader is Vladimir: our Messiah,
Forever will be: the sword and the shield!
. PROLOGUE
A black, tall, looking young woman was dancing by the fire. She was almost naked, only hung with various beads and amulets. Two men in tuxedos sat on a makeshift bench and watched. A woman danced in front of a colored portrait of a man. Like and not too remarkable: middle-aged, with a punching bald spot, at all not handsome. But this man was the most influential politician in the world. And the CIA was willing to do anything to get rid of him.
The famous sorceress performed a special ritual. On both sides of her dancing, strongly tanned, but blonde very young girls. They were, read naked, only beads covered luxurious hips, and high breast.
Famous, African a sorceress, used for impact ancient and very effective magic.
The man in the coat whispered incredulously to his companion:
– Don't you think George isn't serious?
Higher subject more than confidently replied:
We already checked! This lady is really able to knock a person's soul, and at any distance. So it's worth the money!
The agent said in disbelief:
-Why is she blonde?
His companion replied confidently:
– To create a difference of potentials biologicheskih! However, the New year is near and we all know! This enchantress agreed to get the money after the job was done!
Agent fairly rubbed his hands:
– Genius!
And one black woman, and four white girls kept dancing. Their bare, graceful legs left beautiful marks on the sand. The girls danced and repeated the spells after the witch. No doubt the girls are very beautiful. They don't even know what they're doing. They were told it was just a movie.
And in fact ... a sinister ritual Is performed to extract the soul from the body and transfer it in an unknown direction.
Here are the bare feet of the girls and flashed. And beating the drums for dark-skinned boys.
George observed with a grin.:
Yes a strange way to eliminate a political rival, but... It's no worse than others, and most importantly, we got nothing to do with it!
Partner anxiously asked:
Does trump know?
George shook his head.:
– No! He wasn't notified. However, it is unlikely that the news of Putin's death will upset him. Too this person became for America hemorrhoids! So, Sam, only a few people know about the operation. Even those blondes and boys with the drums have no idea!
Partner cowardly shivered and noticed:
– Aren't we going to be taken away because we know too much?
George quite logically objected:
– This is not the only politician who's not bad to remove... under the guise of natural death. No explosions, bullets, poison. And we have found a way to this devil. Note her appearance not more than thirty, and in fact, that witch for centuries!
Sam shook his head.:
– Maybe they're just changing women. And they pass it off as the same?
George whispered back.:
– It is possible... But for us the most important result!
Partners are silent. The African sun was setting. Amazing all the same continent. There is no winter in it, but the poorest people in the world live. Bananas, coconuts, rich nature and poverty.
And how beautiful the sky, as if framed by rubies, giving sapphires, and the emerald sea splashing in the distance.
What a beautiful African sunset.
George and Sam opened the palm of Beers, and an appetizer of crab. The ritual continued. The sorceress woman seemed tireless, but the blonde girls were sweating a lot. Their tanned bodies, as if lubricated with oil glittered in the rays of the fading sun. Breath beauties became heavy. Bare feet already began to braid.
Black boys ran to him and threw it at the green bean.
The girls swallowed and perked up again. Began to dance more vigorously.
George looked at his watch and noticed:
– It's nearly midnight... In Moscow in a few minutes they beat the chimes!
Sam whispered softly:
– In the new 2019 year,we must enter without Putin!
Dance of the girls became more and more boisterous. The drums were with greater intensity. A black woman-the enchantress screamed incomprehensible spell, louder and louder... Girls scattered drops of sweat, they were already on the brink.
And at this point, the female magician was released from the mouth of the flames. It collapsed on a portrait of the Russian President. And instantly burned...
Then the drums stopped beating, and there was an ominous silence. The girls collapsed, spreading their bare, chocolate legs, and breathing heavily. They were exhausted. Even the veins stood out on your calf and tired trembling veins.
George looked at his watch and reported:
– Midnight. Now all of this and should will happen!
Sam said:
– Or already happened!
Both agents have netbooks on. Live broadcast of the new year address of the President of Russia. Indeed, the President of a great Empire on the last word collapses. And the broadcast is interrupted.
Next of course is the time of silence. And in a few hours, it'll be over.
George leaned over. Pulled out of the diplomat a bottle of champagne, knocked the cork, and offered:
Shall we drink?
Sam agreed.:
– Of course we'll have a drink!
And both the villain, he poured the frothy liquid into plastic glasses, and grinning, went nuts.
. CHAPTER 1
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin felt how he was swirled in a violent whirlwind. It's when you don't feel your body, but it literally shakes you and flips you over. And you jump up and down, up and down. Here and there! And it is unpleasant, as if in a centrifuge, where they spin astronauts. In the head of the President of Russia flashes: what is it? Poisoned? And yet no longer young, the body still could not stand the load and broke. Did his had a stroke? What a mess!
Putin did not feel his body. He was thrown from side to side, literally sausage and attracted by some tunnel. It's like a subway, chaotic lights flickering around. The President of Russia literally resembled a blade of grass picked up by a hurricane. What's it? Delirium as a result of a brain hemorrhage or a heart attack, or really another light. Putin is not too believed in Christianity, although he knew that science has almost proved that the soul of a person still there. It's true what happens in the other world. Experiments with hypnosis were conducted, and people really remembered their past incarnations. There have even been cases where reproduce the situation to the past, and it is checked by the competent authorities.
And the existence of bioplasm-aura is proved and even made shooting. Putin knew about these experiments. That Kashpirovsky and Chumak worked and had unknown power. And it's scientifically established that telekinesis exists. Yes, full of scams in this case, but there are real phenomena. Although now of course the art of illusionists has developed tremendously. That David Copperfield kind of thing without any super-powers gets up. But the FSB is capable of conducting clean experiments, excluding the deception. And people who can move things and read minds do exist. Messing, for example, really had the ability and hypnosis and telepathy.
As for hypnosis, even Putin himself was able to hypnotize a little. They were trained in intelligence in similar skills. But you've got to have abilities from God or whatever. Vladimir Vladimirov was not a phenomenon, had above-average intelligence, but not much. And the hypnosis he had slightly above average human. But to give something to a person with a weak will and that could be enough. Or enter into a mild stage of hypnosis, or the average person with hypersensitivity.
Was in exploration people are more capable and talented than he is. Now, though this is not to remember or speak.
Putin himself, starting his career, dreamed at best to reach the General. And the fact that fate will prepare him for the throne of the President of Russia and will raise to unprecedented heights, there were no thoughts about it. Yeah fortune is capricious. And sometimes Putin himself was surprised at his phenomenal luck. Having reached the Lieutenant Colonel, he after the withdrawal of troops from the GDR was not destiny. To the policy of great abilities was not. Even now he is well aware that he is not an outstanding speaker. And it was problematic to start a political career. Small growth, not very pleasant appearance, weak voice, lack of the gift of eloquence.
But Sobchak invited him to the team on the recommendation of his superiors. Then still do the prospects Sobchak was not obvious. But he quickly gained popularity. Putin really confused, Pro-Western orientation of Democrats. They took money from uncle Sam, and other capitalists without hesitation. And their information opportunities were used. And Yeltsin was in the US and was approved by the state Department. Also began to push through.
Putin as a scout did not like the West, but kept quiet about it. He climbed into disputes that were not at the meetings, just doing a job.
Sobchak was able to get elected mayor of Leningrad. Then this city became St. Petersburg. Yeltsin won the presidential election in Russia. That, too, was well expected. Especially the main candidate from Communists Yury Ryzhkov was weak and the best and wasn't. As something not differed Communist the tip eloquence, or abilities to public politics.
Against this background, and Zhirinovsky – a man from the street, but with eloquence and aggressiveness was able to take third place. However, clearly this policy was unstable and always getting into scandals. And origins he had problems. Makashov, a radical Communist and a supporter of a firm hand, made a weak speech.
Putin did not tell anyone this, but voted for Makashov. He didn't like Democrats, but he could only make a career with them. Going to the Communists did not seem promising. So while he was with people he didn't love. But the form is not filed. During August 1991, he acted rationally and pragmatically, albeit selfishly: he waited a little and supported Yeltsin. And there was no other way. The sweep was without the support of the majority of the people and even the army. They may have had a chance, but they missed it at the time. And why is he taking the side of the loser?
In addition, even in the army, the idea of democracy was so popular that the attempt to establish dictators most of the military, even the generals took on their hind legs. Yes, and the legitimacy of the emergency Committee was not. Gorbachev and the paralyze failed to. And janaev – is a strong personality? How can he be a dictator!
After that, Yeltsin received real power, and Gorbachev became Queen of England. And then the collapse of the USSR finally settled in Belovezhskaya Pushcha. Personally to Putin it was not absolutely pleasant, but showed full loyalty of the new power. Yet the scout, the ability to pretend, to cheat, to Dodge. And personal selfishness, when you think more about yourself, and console yourself – what can I do alone? Perish and burn in the flame can be. What's the use?
That Zhirinovsky supported the putsch and was almost banned. But apparently the Kremlin decided to play in democracy. And Zhirinovsky himself is not quite an independent figure, with odious views and statements. Putin learned later that Korzhakov, who had a great influence on Yeltsin, proposed using Zhirinovsky as a Scarecrow against the West. Like, you will not help us, and this Russian Hitler will come. And you will be bombarded with nuclear bombs. Yeltsin listened to his favorite.
Zhirinovsky was not banned. Moreover, the media paid him a lot of attention and for good reason. Was PR Scarecrow. But different scandalous politicians in Russia in the nineties was apparently invisible. And the vast majority of attention was paid to Zhirinovsky.
Especially big scandal made the new year's address of zhirik.
As he said: do you want to have pineapples and champagne for the new year? Elect me President and then you will have pineapples and champagne. The West will give them to you, or I'll drop an atomic bomb on it!
Wow! A gem!
But Zhirinovsky was forgiven to scare that, they say, will not give us money, that's a Hitler with nuclear missiles will come to power! And it partially worked....
Well, God with this Zhirik. Putin himself became Deputy Sobchak. Didn't stand out, didn't fight for the truth. Stealing did not interfere, and he did not disdain. What was done? Start the fight against corruption or you will be killed or jailed, and hounded and expelled from office for sure. So it was necessary to be such, as well as all officials in the nineties: you to me, I to you. And personal wealth is growing. So why ruin your life? In any case, the oligarchs and the powers that be did not consider Putin a dangerous and truth-loving and this in the future, very much helped his career.
In 1995, the Communists won the Duma elections. The presidential election is six months away. There were thoughts to prepare alternate airports. Then he was lucky – fortune, or higher forces helped, not to get closer and not to light too with the Communists. Although it seemed that Zyuganov will inevitably win. But against Communists carried out really masterly election campaign. And the incredible happened-Yeltsin, who destroyed the USSR and brought to poverty most of Russia, and even lost the war in Chechnya – won!
Here of course there were many interesting moves. And denunciation of the CIS Treaty. And the fact that Zyuganov looked outwardly unpleasant and old, too conservative. And Zhirinovsky, who began the elections with aggressive attacks on the Communists and then offered the Union to Zyuganov. Also was not in favor of the left, like the media blew that already the Prime Minister will Zhirinovsky, frightened many people.
Zyuganov lost, but with him was defeated and Sobchak. Quite unexpectedly it turned out that the mayor of the large city managed to merge to the Deputy. Yes, and part of the Kremlin elite did not support Sobchak, and even then opened a criminal case against him. Putin here was lucky twice: his contacts with Communists remained without consequences. And then Chubais took him to Moscow. Yes perishing – unbelievable luck! Your patron loses, you flirt with the losing Communists all of a sudden. And you are taken to Moscow with a promotion.
It may have played a role that Putin most of all were silent, and was the least active in the company Sobchak. In any case, he was considered her boyfriend. And able to speak their own language. Chubais became a new patron-and the figure must be said extremely influential and has connections in the West.
Putin himself met with representatives of the West, and inspired them to think that he was their man. He headed the international Department in the office of the President. Too high post. And again showed its reliability. Oligarchs thought that they would continue to allow stealing, representatives of the West considered it their own. And recommended for the post of Director of the FSB with great personal power and influence.
Cunning of course a lot can be achieved. Here is soon and Ivan Rybkin lost power. But it seemed to be softer than wax, and chameleon is still the same. And all somehow managed to Putin. Lost posts and influence Chubais, but Berezovsky became the main patron, and Dyachenko too. And how it all turned out great. Even the coming to power of Primakov didn't hurt Putin. He became Secretary of the security Council and head of the FSB. Then Primakov unexpectedly fell, his place was taken by Stepashin. And you and I think to myself, why not you? The posts are almost parallel. Stepashin, in General, loyal to the regime, but from the very beginning was a compromise figure.
The oligarchs were looking for a man who could be both controlled and able to suppress the dangerous opposition. But there was also a need for a person who would have a chance in the presidential election.
That Berezovsky, Abramovich, Voloshin, Yeltsin's daughter Dyachenko gathered the small Council and invited Putin. Berezovsky then said, well, pull the elections? After all, there is no experience of public policy.
Vladimir answered with a smile and quite logically: if Yeltsin with a series of failures managed to untwist with four percent, why propaganda can not do with almost sinless and not involved in scandals security officer hero. But if you have something to say he can! And the war in Dagestan began, and if the military is not to knit the victory will be.
It should be noted that the choice especially was not from anyone. Stepashin has taken off and he was offended. Although Stepashin objectively no worse than Putin. Have him even external data better: higher growth, «feels better» face. And Stepashin that it is important already was elected in the Supreme Council on the single-mandate district, being then still little-known. So, the ability to public policy. And Putin if they.
But Stepashin had already flown, and the elite did not know who to cling to. Well, not Nemtsov to stick. The most obvious way to make Luzhkov's successor. In fact, everything is there: the popularity and achievements, and relationships with the elite and oligarchs. The main success of the mayor of Moscow made his chances of winning real.
But Berezovsky in conflict with Luzhkov. And to bet on a little-known figure is hopeless. The Swan seemed risky, both in terms of chances of winning and in terms of behavior after the election success. Suddenly starts their break.
Putin also taught them all his poddakivaniem that they seriously began to consider him weak-willed and manageable. They thought there would be a puppet on the throne. And the throne somehow stretch. Especially if Primakov's election to disable, and Zyuganov and Yeltsin did it. Putin's fate hung in the balance. Tatyana Dyachenko offered to still choose Luzhkov, which is exactly what the oligarchs are not the enemy. And that Putin is still from the authorities, you never know what.
Decided, here strangely enough the representative of the state Department of the USA. That's really a simpleton. All Russian Ministers and politicians have already spoken very negatively about the bombing of Yugoslavia. In Addition To Putin. And the head of the state Department apparently thought that since Putin did not talk about Yugoslavia, he is the most Pro-Western politician in Yeltsin's environment. Yes indeed silence is Golden. And the scales tipped. A miracle happened – and you have already been proposed by the Prime Minister and declared an official successor. There are only a formality: the approval of the Duma. There could be problems, but not fatal. It is unlikely that the Communists will go to the dissolution of Parliament, having lost their homes. Yes, losing the benefits during the elections.
The approval passed without sensations, and only 231 of the mandate, almost collapsed. And there was a risk that the elite will reconsider.
After that, and got you real power... But there were a lot of fighting. But and himself believed, did not expect this. Never thought, never dreamed of the throne. Yes, fortune, of course, is changeable, but somehow loved him.
The war in Dagestan caused concern. How will the locals, exhausted by the former, inept rule of Yeltsin. Will the Communists try to take advantage of the turmoil and raise the people against the regime? Don't pounce all at once on a successor.
But the Communists were afraid to speak, the Dagestanis did not support the Wahhabis, in Chechnya there was a split with the militants. And again a rare success: the explosion in Moscow and Volgodonsk made the war in the Caucasus and his personally so popular...
Chaotic racing thoughts, and revolutions suddenly interrupted, the mind turned off.
Then Putin came to himself. I felt that everything was calm. I felt a body that was watered on the couch. Barely opened his eyes, slashed with light. Putin closed and tried to gather. It seems to be nothing hurts. Only the feeling that if the body is not yours, although not too big. Yes, the President of Russia is not young: sixty-six years, and not as good, fresh and cheerful as in his youth. Affects both age and excessive load management.
And the body in which he was also elderly, medium-sized, however, more plump. Putin cautiously raised his hand and held his face...
Moustache! Fuck! Definitely a mustache! It's not him. Or while I was in a coma maybe I grew up? But wouldn't they shave it off? Putin opened his eyes again. No, it doesn't hurt to look. Turned his neck ... body obeyed, and the muscles did not hurt. With a sigh, Putin tried to get up. Body's a little clumsy, but he's up, and he's not dizzy.
Putin looked around. The couch, some strange office. Hangs on the wall political map world. And portraits in oil. Here Suvorov with all orders, further Kutuzov. Who's that? Alexander Nevsky? Putin shrugged. He personally portrayed himself more as a believer in public. And in fact? Here the clergy are taught that after death: one is heaven, others hell. Or even more difficult in Orthodoxy: the threshold of hell and Paradise. But real research has shown that most likely right in Hinduism, except that the human soul does not dwell in animals. And do people remember their past lives and know about the past to know what should not. So, Orthodoxy in this question is mistaken. And if he is mistaken in this, is it possible for him to believe in others.
But for the sake of politics we had to pretend to be Orthodox. And my whole life is a sham. And so I want to drop the mask and be myself. Take and yell at subordinates. To knock with the fist! And throw a glass in your face!
Here you are the most powerful man on Earth, and some shackled like a slave. Sometimes you think, don't you overplay? Maybe it is to put an end to blatant populism? And become more distant, inaccessible, like a king or a Buddhist God?
Putin cautiously embarked and has shaken. Yes, growth seems to remain the same, only the body somewhat denser and thicker. Middle-aged, but still and not flabby. Here you go. Legs in boots and a little hot. But go sure, and the body obeys you. Clearly not you.
Putin had vague suspicions. Wanted to look at myself in the mirror, but mirrors in the cockpit was not. The President of Russia came to the door and turned the handle. Immediately there was a man of medium height with General's shoulder straps. He fluttered.:
– Comrade Stalin, are you all right?
Putin replied in a hoarse voice with a Caucasian accent:
Quite! Who are you?
The General reached out:
– Scrape!
Putin flinched: comrade Stalin? He's probably hallucinating, and he's paralyzed. Mechanically pinch myself in the side... No, the pain is real, and the body is very real. Not a dream. But who knows that hallucinations can be... Or is it all the same as in fiction – the universe in someone else's body!
Putin asked with a smile:
– What is today the number of comrade Poskrebyshev!
He grunted deafeningly.:
– May 30 comrade Stalin!
– A year?
Poskrebyshev minted:
– 1942 Oh great!
Putin shuddered and ordered:
– Bring me coffee and invite Beria! Let him come in an hour, will have much to discuss!
Poskrebyshev replied:
– Yes, comrade Stalin!
There was a girl in a white dress and blue shoes. She brought a coffee pot and two filled cups of coffee. And sandwiches with caviar as an appetizer.
Putin-Stalin sat down and slowly pulled the hot drink. Taste real, feeling like a living. Everything is quite human. And the body is similar, the low man of years of sixty, still strong and healthy.
So what happened to him? Or it's a very vivid hallucination of a person paralyzed with a stroke or a heart attack, or... as in the fashion fiction about popadantsev. And he's a legend of a man stuck in the body of Stalin.
Unfortunately, not in the forty-first, and in the forty-second year. And now decides the fate of history.
On his side is the knowledge of the future, and the experience of politics of the twenty-first century. And generally more than a dozen books written about the popdance to Stalin. But that it was He, the great President of Russia! Oh it's cool and the possibilities it offers you! In the twenty-first century is not particularly povoyuesh, and the territory is not captured. One of the pocket fell( and here the luck on the side of Putin, well, he can't hold his fate!), and everything else is not so easy to capture. And here there is a chance-to become the Lord of the world! And it will be very cool!
Stalin-Putin pulled the coffee much more decisively. Well, it is in the middle of the twentieth century, a time of great opportunities and redistribution. When the US does not have an atomic bomb, and the USSR is not decayed from democratic propaganda.
And here such prospects opened-it was possible to turn the whole world. And achieve total hegemony! He has knowledge of the future and it is a great power! And if some lousy popadantsy succeed in the body of Stalin, and at the time was a nobody, he is a Putin – great Russia's President would do something like that! This is what will be remembered for thousands of years: uniting humanity under the banner of communism!
Putin again drank coffee, and a little tried to imagine the first steps. Of course, you should first create a new t-54 tank, instead of a weaker thirty-four. Further, jet aircraft, atomic bomb next,, etc... Maybe even the s-400, and something like launchers «Smerch». And what else – including the hydrogen bomb.
Could the Soviet Union under Stalin, to achieve more, but here's the thing – the United States in the forty-fifth year created the atomic bomb and conducted the test in combat mode. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were incinerated.
We need to prevent the US from creating such weapons. How to achieve this?
Putin once watched a film about the battle of midway. It was a turning point for Americans. Before that, the Japanese confidently won, but it was near midway, Japan lost five aircraft carriers and lost the initiative. Moreover, the victory would have to be for the land of the Rising sun, but the Americans were very lucky.
Stalin-Putin remembered the battle to the smallest detail, and now it is not too late to take advantage of this knowledge. And at the same time to report all that is known about the defense of Hawaii. Let the Japanese tear the Americans apart. The defeat of the US in the Pacific would reduce the financing Manhattanesque of the project and would allow the USSR overtake America in developing nuclear weapons.
Here the problem of course how to convey the necessary information to the Japanese, so they know how the battle will take place at midway, and where to go American cruisers and aircraft carriers. And that they still believe that it is not a provocation and disinformation from the side is complicated. But you can convince that the United States for Soviet Russia is not a friend. And the worse the Americans, the better the Russians. And give a good slingshot to the Yankees. Discouraged them from creating an atomic bomb. Here even suggest that the Japanese assistance in the creation of tanks and airplanes.
Yes, the Japanese should be persuaded quickly, so the battle will unfold, on the fourth of June. And we cannot allow the Americans to win. Having lost the Pacific ocean, the Yankees will not be able to plunge into Europe and most likely the nuclear project will be closed as not promising. And it will be such opportunities for Russia!
Why all this bomb appeared?! The USSR was strong enough to throw the West into the sea! We need to send the best agents to the United States and paralyze the Manhattan project at all costs! And here any means are good!
And Hitler? He's just a pawn Germany will roll us into powder like a tiger kitten. But it is necessary and Rommel help, beat the British in Egypt. That's better. After taking Toluca, Germans should not take a break, and best of beat, beat and beat the British, taking the offensive. Then the British troops will be able to do nothing and will lose Egypt. So what about the plans of the campaign in Europe they will have to forget. And Russia will become a complete hegemon!
So it turns out on closer outfit! Rommel is being helped in Africa, Japan in the Pacific, and the Americans are losing strength and ability to somehow shit on us. With Germany can be done in a few months and this will be a guarantee of a simple and reliable t-54 tank. And then take the tonsils and Britain with the United States. And then it will turn out in the middle of the twentieth century, what is impossible in the twenty-first! Hegemony of one country over the world.