Текст книги "PUTIN IS STALIN IN THE BODY"

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  Although when you win in this, then the entire and charm of! No fear!

  Elizabeth: to perform the sonorous singing;

  The Nazi executioner pulls the shoulders,

  Here is the rack, pliers, drill bits on hand!

  He wants a soul to hurt,

  A miserable monster, but on kind of a steep!

  He promises the money in the sea the ships,

  That even title can provide!

  In fact, let you spend,

  Because for him you're just a corpse and the game!

  He wants to know about our case,

  What's new in the chain of poor shackle!

  So chase generously get along,

  To forget father and even mother!

  But to serve the Motherland we going hard,

  We will not be broken by the cruelty of the executioner!

  Bent by a gust of wind branch,

  And you hear babies crying naked!

  Yes, I lost a tough first round,

  But to recoup will give the Almighty a chance!

  And then he will send the enemy in a knockout,

  Fist my tight jaw reptile will!

  The Motherland gives me such strength,

  The pain of torture to beat!

  And out of this bottomless grave,

  So as not to have eaten, an angry bear!

  A little more and the salvation is close -

  We will achieve victory over the enemy!

  Living under the light of communism,

  That was filled with Sun gold home!

  . CHAPTER 3.

  Putin-Stalin and Beria had a sincere conversation. People's Commissar of internal Affairs agreed:

  – America is our most dangerous enemy is the greatest! We have no doubt to help the Japanese crush it!

  Putin-Stalin energetic movement of the head, confirmed:

  – Of course! It is clear that we will pass Germany as a tank, through oats. And our main opponents will be the United States. And the more we weaken America the better. Only important that the Japanese believe in using our intelligence and not considered for provocation.

  Beria nodded confidently:

  – Yes, comrade Stalin. We'll serve in a convincing wrapper! Damned capitalists are bits!

  Stalin-Putin added:

  – Well, in respect of Egypt, should be all the information to pass on. We must knock the British out of Africa, and finish, cut to the root of any attempts by Britain to plunge into Europe.

  Beria sneered cunningly:

  – They would no longer be before comrade Stalin. Japan is so fucked up in America that from the United States will only horns and legs! And North Africa and Europe as a whole will be ours! And then about great...

  Putin-Stalin said strongly:

  – And then bring liberation and freedom to the world! Both the people and the US will drop the chains of capitalist slavery!

  Beria exclaimed enthusiastically:

  – I serve the Soviet Union comrade Stalin!

  Next, they still talk to Beria. How to convey information to the Germans and all known to Putin movements of the British in the Mediterranean sea. About the airlifts of troops and other things. And the main thing that Rommel did after taking Toluca pause, and immediately went to finish off the British. It is extremely important not to give Britain a break.

  And the most important thing is to prevent the creation of nuclear weapons by the Americans at any cost. And here Beria promised to make every effort.

  Then Putin-Stalin accepted Voznesensky-the people's Commissar of the heavy industry. The conversation touched upon the development of t-54 tanks. The people's Commissar listened to Stalin's proposals and noticed:

  – Creating a new gun and shells to it will take time comrade Stalin.

  Putin-Stalin replied:

  – I can't give you much time! So hurry up! This need to for the Motherland!

  Voznesensky said with fervor:

  – We will do everything possible and impossible, but... Really weighs thirty-six tons to make the armor at two hundred millimeters?

  Putin-Stalin almost said that it had already been done, and only whistled:

  – Don't trust comrade Stalin?

  Voznesensky shrugged his shoulders and noticed:

  -That would be a miracle tank. Even hard to believe that this is possible in principle!

  Putin-Stalin laughed and purred:

  – Maybe we'll beat the Nazis before they get in! And forth! Even and aircraft! We're killing everyone!

  Ascension noticed, with a smile:

  – Anywhere the enemy is not going anywhere, comrade Stalin!

  Putin-Stalin did not remember the exact scheme of the T-54. Knew, that transmission and engine are located, together and across. So designers still had work to do.

  Even worse was the case with jet aircraft. Well, not an engineer by education head of state. Need to do MIG-15, jet. And technical details. What kind of MIG-15 and what it eats.

  Ilyushin assured Stalin that they will try to develop this machine as quickly as possible. But it will take time, too. Especially for testing and debugging jet engines. And the details of the technical Putin is not known. For almost twenty years he ruled the country, and was not interested in the development of MIC. This is a matter of specialists. And here it became clear that about MIG-15 at the leader of all times and the people very fragmentary data. Known only to the speed of the car over 1000 miles per hour armament: one 37-mm cannon and two 23-mm. And in General, almost everything. Need not was MIG-15 to develop him personally. A more modern aircraft even foggy.

  Stalin-Putin suddenly saw that he was familiar with military equipment superficially. But he didn't have when he ruled Russia. This was done by professionals. And in General, the President has such a busy schedule that over the past twenty years he has read almost nothing. Even about popadantsev in Stalin. Only knew, in General, that such the writings many. And all popadantsy defeated Germany much faster than in real history.

  But to read one of these novels as a whole: there was no time. Like to see more that are from certain tanks. At the expense of German technology, then Putin was guided better. During the service in the GDR there was a time to visit the German library, and something to read about the technique of the Third Reich.

  At the moment, the tanks of the Third Reich are weak. The most perfect T-4 with a long-barreled gun, just beginning to be produced and will get to the front only in July. The tigers have already been constructed, but the first will reach the front only in September 1942, and their use will be unsuccessful. What is a «Tiger»? Twenty tons heavier than the T-54, and inferior in all respects.

  This machine is quite Putin-Stalin does not bother, like the «Panther» which will appear later.

  The Germans are unlikely to be able to create something that can withstand the T-54, and maybe is-7. But the last tank Putin knows only that this is the coolest and wonderful machine. And what she is 130 mm and for this caliber quite fast-firing gun. But the details are very vague.

  The battle of midway was remembered in detail, because he did not like the Americans and was extremely annoyed that they defeated the Japanese in this battle. Moreover, with a probability of ninety percent of America had to lose. As is the study of the defense of the Hawaiian archipelago. And Rommel's company. But the details of the war on the Eastern front? On June 28, it seems that the Germans will start moving in the direction of Voronezh. And even achieved some success.

  So the question is what to do? Pre-empt them or let history flow by itself to a turning point in Stalingrad. Or break the Krauts earlier. It seems the red army has a preponderance in the forces in this direction?

  So maybe the Nazis and move on? Soviet tanks are the strongest in the world, and so far the T-34 has no equal.

  Stalin-Putin radiated confidence in victory. What else? Develop for the red army «Abakan» here it will be the machine of the highest class! He thrashes Daiwa bullets. This is steeper than the AKM! And can such machines to erase the Third Reich from the earth....

  But again, damn, he's not an expert in weapons. Why wasn't he trained as a specialist in military-industrial espionage? And that knowledge into a weapon of the future is superficial. But the head of state is not engaged in it and he is full of other concerns.

  The Germans had a machine, which will appear in mass production in the forty-fourth year. Perhaps the best at that time in the world, and in many ways similar to the «Kalashnikov». The latter, of course, is not bad, but does not give a decisive advantage over the PPSH, except that more reliable.

  Putin-Stalin wanted to get something more original and formidable. And «Abakan», and say that the machine of the devil!

  The leader of all times and peoples and the Supreme commander spent the whole day on his feet, and time after midnight. He was told not quite a pleasant thing that the army Vlasov cut off from the main positions. He's forgotten! After all, Vlasov a traitor! He will need to be removed from office immediately.

  Stalin-Putin gave such an order. Then he called Beria again. That assured that is going according to plan.

  Then Stalin-Putin called Molotov. He said that the supply of lend-lease delayed, as the Germans harshly attack the allied convoys. And that in General in Britain there are disagreements. Rommel began to win again, and they say that they need their tanks.

  Stalin-Putin remembered: it seems that the Americans in the forty-first year supplied some kind of mass grave for seven. Tank with two guns 75-mm and 45-mm. That's the exact name popped out of my head. But for forty first year this machine was still acceptable. The English «Matilda.» Ah, the latest tank and at all a little weak. Frontal armor is still nothing but a gun in forty-seven millimeters not work. And then went « Churchill.» Machines well protected, but poorly armed. The penetrating power of their guns was inferior to the «Panther», though the armor was thicker at a lower weight. In a head-152 mm, side to 95-millimeters. This tank is perfectly protected. And has a good permeability at a satisfactory speed. «Churchill», undoubtedly the best Western tank from serial. If he had a stronger gun, it was a great car.

  Generally the strongest in the booking tank production was in English «tortilla». Although weak running qualities. But and gun and protection on perform well. But accurate data about the practical application of this machine no. Only «Jagdtiger», could in a head-on battle to beat the «Tortilla». But this ACS will also appear only in the forty-fourth year and its driving performance and reliability-zilch!

  In General, only a series of German tanks "E" failed to enter mass production could cause the red army at least some damage. So the Germans are not too rational did the layout diagram. They have, for example, «Panther», and weighs forty-five tons, was significantly inferior forty ton «Churchill». The frontal armor hull 80 mm vs 152, the tower 110 152 against, the side in later models Panther 50 mm against 95.

  That behind the Germans, even from Britain in the tank, what can you say from the USSR? The German «Tiger» -2 with a weight of sixty-two tons is inferior to The t-54 in the reservation and is approximately close to the armor-piercing guns. So smash the Germans are quite real.

  A dynamic. And the pottery? And the third generation armor ... but damn it, he doesn't know the details. Well, dynamic protection is more clear – tiles with explosives... what is the armor of the tank of the third generation, and how it differs from the second? It's foggy. Well, there is no time for the President of Russia to delve into technical details. Maybe some kind of scholar or a teenager in technique much better than it understands.

  In General, Putin has created the image of a Superman, but really he has a very superficial knowledge in military technology.

  Something is known about The Wehrmacht technique, but it is thanks to reading in the Library. Well? «Tiger» -2 has a frontal armor of the body in 150-millimeters, and the forehead of the head in 180-millimeters. But what does this knowledge give? That's what the armor thickness of the T-90 he doesn't remember. And Tiger -2?

   Several older car on the layout. And heavy. Better «Tiger» the simple fact that armor sloping. And a more powerful gun. But veterans say that a tank that is constantly breaking down, to take it seriously not worth it. In General, if they hear that all the tanks the Germans – G.

  In the mind has already started to make noise from exhaustion. M-Yes, this technique will confuse anyone.

  Another question is what to do with Vlasov? Shoot him or not? After all until he not changed. Or maybe even abolish the death penalty?

  Putin-Stalin was very tired... and did not notice how dozed off right in the chair... it seemed to blow waves.

  Here he is sailing on a large, ancient times the galley. And the sea is not tender, Northern. Even about a mile away a huge, sparkling iceberg floats. Ice iceberg slightly gives sapphire blue, and pink, turquoise waves, so beautifully bubbling and splashing like water is alive and every molecule longs to sing a wonderful Symphony.

  Putin-Stalin stroked broadsword. He is now dressed like a Viking, reliable mail, tall, big( not that that runt Adolf Hitler, the little dictator in the body of which he fortunately did not materialize. And became Stalin! Not too big either. Why, for example, he did not become a mighty Genghis Khan, or as written in ancient Greek manuscripts giant Alexander the great?). On the feet, heavy boots with iron horseshoes. And here is team have him...

  Beautiful girls, not older than twenty-five years, all large, muscular. Despite the cold wind, almost naked,: to perform. Only on the chest a small plate of metal, and luxurious thighs, short skirt of a Suite of wire chainmail. The main girl-warrior has hair whiter than snow, which sparkle in the rays... of three luminaries, as well as a wreath of carefully polished diamonds on her head. It is very large, athletically built, but the waist is thin, on the stomach you can see a distinct press. Despite the fact that the muscles under the tanned Golden-olive skin of the girl rolled balls, she had so much femininity and eroticism that any man would give without hesitation for such a life. This girl is his assistant Stella, their heads are about on the same level and the warrior smiling affably, says:

   My heart feels that the meeting with the clan, Differ already close enough that it's not even on the tip of a dagger, and we can say that the dagger entered the body of the victim.

  Stalin-Putin replied with a sigh:

  – Unfortunately, we are all a hundred and twenty, even battle-hardened warriors. And the enemy has the advantage.

  Stella fingers barefoot legs picked up lying on the floor of a metal disc, and unexpected speed threw it into the mast of the ship. Flashed like a sunbeam launched first-grader, a deadly object pierced rib right between the eyes of terribly drawn horned monster. The girl exclaimed:

  – Here there and put the enemy in checkmate!

  Stalin-Putin approved:

   That's great! In combat, one angry Panther is worth five tigers!

  Stella ran her hand down her throat with her rib.:

  – Differi it's not tigers, but the two-legged goats. However, you will soon see them Prince Alexander the Great.

  Prince-Viking so to chuckle:

   To see good – but wow bad!

  The galley, which sailed the brave Prince-a captain and the leader of the Soviet Union, was rugged and dressy at the same time. The deck is varnished, with beautiful and at the same time menacing drawings. Especially many dragons, and they sat upon them, half-naked girls with swords. A beautiful sight and at the same time rich, while causing shyness. Stalin-Putin thought that, perhaps, it will impress their enemies. Only here is strange, why on a ship there is no men, except him the most? What are the feminists doing here? Usually, Viking women fought, or it is the wrong Vikings.

   Stalin-Putin cast a glance at the sky and involuntarily coughed: well, why did he think that this is all Scandinavia, if the crystal dome is decorated with only three suns. Everything!!! Ha ha ha! He probably wanted to say three! It is even surprising that with such solar activity here so cool and even on masts frost appears. But the girls are warriors, how can they not be cold so naked? Her bare legs were raskraskami, but faces smiling. The beauties themselves are simply charming, they have so much charm. Such a glamorous crew.

  But thoughts were interrupted, pulling a whistle from the upper deck. I heard a loud voice:

  – The enemies slightly to the left ahead of us!

  Stella in response to the command:

  – Tack sharply to the right!

  Stalin-Putin approved:

  – Correctly. There we would rather palsecam!

  The galley was sailing, but with it she had oars. Stalin-Putin was again surprised-rowers could not be seen, the galley went forward, as if by itself. And it was quite amazing. Stalin-Putin is putting on the oars without the rowers, asked:

  – Is it magic?

  Stella suddenly became sad and reluctantly replied:

   It's perfume!

  – Perfume? What kind of perfume? -Stalin-Putin Was Surprised.

  Stella nervously jerked her head:

  – These are the souls of our men. The bodies were taken away by the underworld, and the soul, having lost its flesh, can only help us in peaceful Affairs. Like rowing.

  Stalin-Putin shook his head:

  – It's not exactly my idea of what the dead can do.

  Stella here already decided to show off knowledge:

  – The dead, or rather dead in the flesh can do a lot, and know and know not only what they knew in life, but also remember the experience of their previous incarnations. But not those whose bodies were taken by the underworld, for their souls are cursed!

  Stalin-Putin shot:

  – Curse his soul – suffering body! How are you not tired!

  Stella chuckled thinly.:

  – What the body is accustomed to! Into the blackness of the smoke is not visible Paradise, but to the Inferno used body! So maiden of love, you choose your path and fight boldly for the cause!

  In confirmation of her words because of the ice emerged a vessel of the enemy. It was a ship that looked like an inverted turtle with a shell to the bottom and a belly to the top. Instead of sails sticking out ... the steam pipe, however, the smoke from them is not cut down, but the hole was covered by a very nasty skull. Stella whistled.:

  – Wow! Lyrical spied a-cats danced!

  Stalin-Putin took two scimitars from his belt and roared:

  – Well, my daughter – tear apart!

  But on the deck appeared the enemy team. They really were real goats with cockroaches. Imagine an insect with a goat's head in its hands instead of a sword or a sword holding a ... a chef's scoop. Well, styles, not to say creepy, but funny. Stalloc whistled:

   The propeller!

  Stella invitingly moved her tongue, well, just a Viper, only much prettier:

  – You little bastards. – Ton warrior suddenly became above – the little flowers of the forest that look at me like blue?

  Galera, where you raced girls, after these words, suddenly accelerated sharply, and the warrior screamed. Stella has even become the captain-the Fuhrer:

  Such brave warriors as you take enemies prisoner smile, and we are heart-rending, girlish squeal!

  Stalin-Putin has grinned:

  – As the one that is learning!

  . CHAPTER 4

  Acting President of Russia Medvedev declared a ten-day mourning for the death of Vladimir Putin. It really was a national grief. Although many and reveled. Especially the opposition. All leaders were fed up with the domination of one person, and representatives of various movements hoped for a revival of the political situation.

  The nationalists even happy – the previous President took away from them the lion's share of the electorate, and even persecuted. In the West, there are hopes for change. In Ukraine, generally held celebrations on the occasion of a joyful event. The Communists, too, were delighted, so their morally were strangled. Indeed, the right regime, and many left-wing citizens vote for the President. It is intolerable to the Communists. Such popularity of socialism and such low interest rates.

  Zhirinovsky has put on a sorrow in front of the screen. But then he announced the convening of the Congress. It's time for the campaign. And there is a chance to significantly improve their results. Unless, of course, force majeure.

  However, many politicians moved. The colossus collapsed, and everyone else seemed not-so-scary competitors. And each of them thought: I'm not bad. Who knows if the Russian people will like me?

  So all of a sudden, the political field shook. And after the New year there were many candidates for President of Russia. Among them were pop stars. In particular, we decided to try the Basque and Bilan, and Vitas. Why not? After all, this kind of advertising! Some writers also moved into politics, and thus wanted to raise the circulation of books.

  The activity was enormous. Dmitry Medvedev announced the continuity of the course in foreign policy. But in the very first days he held a number of meetings and negotiations with the leaders of Western States. As a result, a statement was born about the need to improve relations with the West. Acting President of Russia Medvedev issued decrees to lift most of the sanctions against Europe and the United States. In response, the West eased its sanctions.

  Poroshenko arrived in Moscow. There was a personal meeting between the two presidents. Then there was an exchange of handshakes. Both sides have not yet touched upon the status of Donbass and Crimea, but have agreed on a number of mutually beneficial economic projects. As well as the lifting of sanctions against each other.

  There were meetings with the Prime Minister of Germany and Britain. In General, Medvedev made a favorable impression on the West. The media called him a progressive leader. And in Russia the press stopped anti-Western attacks. But there were articles as bad in China. In this country there is no freedom of speech and the people have no rights in prison of inhumane conditions and torture thrive. And that in General, human rights are not respected in China, and despite the formally high rate of growth, most of the population lives in poverty.

  And about democracy in China and there is no question – one Communist party dominates.

  Again, anti-Stalinist and anti-Communist films were shown on Russian television. Medvedev removed the Governor of a Communist. However, appointed another of the liberal democratic party.

  Unexpectedly, Vladimir Volfovich was awarded for his faithful service to the Kremlin with the order of merit for the Fatherland of the first degree. And this is the second most important award after Andrew. And a sign of great mercy.

  I must say that Zhirinovsky has always supported Medvedev, despite liberalism, and the tendency to Pro-Western orientation of the latter. Generally Zhirinovsky two-hearted politician-in words the enemy of the West, but the liberals and Westerners, if they are in power to criticize afraid.

  And almost always takes under the visor. And only in the Duma of the first convocation still somehow imitated opposition. And now... Well, what is the opposition.

  Nevertheless Zhirinovsky and Medvedev met. And the acting President advised to go to elections-to raise an appearance and to spoil to other candidates. All the more, that expected record number of participants – not less twenty-should pass registration.

  Medvedev wanted to show the most democratic elections, but of course they surely win. And scandalous Zhirinovsky is an ideal way to discredit other candidates. Imagine twenty people, gather in one room, got half a minute to speak. And Zhirinovsky will be the loser? The hubbub and the madhouse will turn out. And people will prefer the second person tandem Medvedev this farce.

  Of course Medvedev also has problems: pension reform and economic difficulties have given the government a high anti-rating. In addition, Medvedev is an ardent anti-Stalinist and anti-Communist, which prevents him from attracting the left under his banners, a significant part of which previously voted for Putin. And the ideas of socialism are popular in Russia.

  Communists, apparently with the uniform candidate can't be defined. There are many people who want to try their luck on the left field. Even a lot of. Udaltsov declared that he will go to elections independently. Like, does not see more worthy. Streltsov accused Medvedev of surrender of Donbass and friendship with Bandera, also decided to go to the polls on their own. Fortunately, not so much should be collected signatures. Suraykin clear so will go to the polls alone. The first time was not lucky-few votes were collected, but the second time, maybe it will be better.

  The Communist party of the fluctuations. Zyuganov old, and all the boring not very pass, and the best cannot be seen. Grudinin in any case said that he was always ready. But Boldyrev said that he will move out on their own.

  In General, after Putin all, it seems that there are no more political heavyweights and you can try yourself. If you don't win, you'll be promoted.

  Ksenia Sobchak, and of course happy new you try pushing yourself. Moreover, she in the most recent elections took fourth place, not bad for a blonde in chocolate. And then there's new ideas appeared.

  Ksenia Sobchak announced that he would abolish the anti-Smoking law and reduce the price of alcohol. What was quite enthusiastic about drinking audiences.

  However, Medvedev offered some easing to the anti-Smoking law. In addition, there was a proposal – to allow alcohol advertising in the media. And indeed the sale of alcohol has fallen in recent years to 80 percent. And spending Treasury increases. Medvedev has already raised all pensions by twenty-five percent, by his decree, and the minimum wage by thirty percent. In addition, it was stated that although the West is not the enemy, military spending will not decrease. And most likely the army will become purely professional.

  The salaries of conscripts were doubled. Medvedev increased and significantly three times and scholarships to students. In addition, in order to raise the rating, it was announced that the pension reform is suspended for ten years. And experience will be considered differently, including taking into account working pensioners.

  The income tax on the rich remained the same. But for the poor, was declared a tax holiday. Unemployment benefits have also increased significantly. The rise in oil prices allowed for a more populist policy.

  Medvedev wanted to win relatively honestly the most competitive presidential elections in the world. He personally talked to the head of the Central election Committee Panfilova and rigidly ordered not to find fault with the quality of documents, signatures, and so on. And to register everyone. Still a big threat the herd will not. Especially money in Treasury is and it is possible to grease voters a little.

  There must be visibility of the world's most democratic elections. And even if there is a second round – it's not a tragedy. Especially Zyuganov, and Zhirinovsky is no match for Medvedev. And the most dangerous competitor Bulk while out of the game.

  Nevertheless, Medvedev still offered Amnesty. In particular, all women and those convicted of crimes committed as minors were released. Also, all those who had served half of the term were released, and the rest of the term was reduced by half.

  And even sentenced to life imprisonment was reduced to twenty-five years. In addition, all those sentenced to up to three years were released, as well as all those over sixty-five years. Amnesty was received by all those who have awards of Russia, all participants of military operations, and those who served in hot spots, as well as seriously ill and sick with tuberculosis.

  Amnesty with glee was greeted in the West. And Medvedev immediately gained a reputation as a good king. And the number of prisoners in the colonies decreased three times.

  Moreover, the new acting President proposed amendments to the criminal code. On them it was forbidden to take into custody for crimes for which the term of imprisonment did not exceed ten years.

  In addition, it was suggested that each prisoner in the remand prison should have at least five meters of living space. As well as this innovation, it was forbidden in jail to have more than four people in one cell. That is, all common cameras should be liquidated and redone.

  In addition, Medvedev proposed a reasonable amendment to the criminal code. To all previously convicted, to jail were kept together with the only with no previous convictions. And to not have a criminal record, went to a special colony, where he was held without criminal records. And, of course, with preferential conditions of detention, and the right to visit twice a week.

  In addition, each jail cell should be a color TV and a working refrigerator. And every convict should have the right to take a shower. And not once a week, but every day.

  It was also perceived by the liberals is quite warm. At the same time, of course, Medvedev strongly emphasized his closeness and unity with Putin. Nevsky prospect in St. Petersburg was named in honor of the second President of Russia Putin. Putin himself was posthumously awarded the order of St. Andrew, the star of the hero of Russia and was awarded the title of Marshal of the Russian Federation.

  Soon, however, Medvedev posthumously awarded the star hero of Russia and Boris Nemtsov. That is very positively perceived by the West and local liberals. The awarded was and Michael Kasianov, the former Prime Minister of Russia with the order for merit to the Fatherland first degree. And Castanova Medvedev appointed honorary assistant of the Russian President for Economics and Finance in the framework of Deputy Prime Minister. With a correspondingly high salary.

  Received unexpectedly the appointment and Bulk. Its actual President of Russia Medvedev appointed the head of the Commission on fight against corruption and bribery. And awarded the order of merit to the Fatherland of the second degree.