Текст книги "No Police Like Holmes: Introducing Sebastian McCabe"
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Chapter Twenty-One – Too Many Suspects
“How do you figure-”
“Hell and damnation, Jefferson,” my brother-in-law thundered, “do not trifle with me at a time like this! I cannot pretend I knew instantly the reason for your strong interest earlier in Hugh Matheson’s argument with Noah Queensbury. I would be doltish indeed, however, if I did not see the implications of it now. That, coupled with your late arrival, your question about who else arrived late, and your sly looks at Ms. Teal – congratulations on your rapprochement with her, incidentally – all make the conclusion inescapable: You are in this mess up to your red eyebrows.”
I raised my hands in protest, speaking quickly as Kate and the Chalmerses appeared among the crowd in the doorway of the President’s Dining Room. “It’s not like I killed the guy or anything, but it’ll look bad if Oscar finds out I’m the one who called 911 and didn’t leave my name. I could say I didn’t have time to tell you about it, but the truth is I wanted to leave you out of it for your own good.”
“People have been trying to do things for my own good all of my life,” Mac said. “Fortunately, I have thus far managed to frustrate them at every turn.”
With my sister and Mac’s friends almost within earshot, we agreed to discuss the matter later at his house. Mac hobnobbed with the other Sherlockians until they’d all disappeared to their own homes or hotel rooms, then piled me and his house guests into his oversized Chevy.
At Mac’s house we checked out the eleven o’clock news to see if the Cincinnati TV stations had picked up the murder of the city’s most famous lawyer. At the same time I was surfing the news websites on my iPhone. Ben and Lynda’s story wasn’t on the web yet, and only Channel 9 had a sketchy “this just in” report of about ten seconds near the end of the newscast. But TV4 used a full two minutes on the colloquium and the Woollcott Chalmers Collection. After a few seconds of me talking about the theft, it focused mostly on Chalmers using his cane to point out the wax bust of Sherlock Holmes and various other highlights of the Sherlockiana display.
It must have been midnight by the time the others went to bed, leaving Mac and me to adjourn to his study. Here I must explain that the study of Sebastian McCabe is a wonderful working room, a large one, not a House Beautiful model of decorating. It has books on all four walls, sure. But it also has the computer he writes on, a bar with a beer tap, and a big-screen TV. When the Big One gets dropped and humanity has to stay indoors for few generations, that’s where I want to be. It’s my favorite room in all the world.
I commandeered a comfortable leather chair while Mac tapped himself a Cincinnati microbrew called Christian Moerlein OTR Ale into a frosted mug.
“Do not just tell me what happened,” he directed. “Re-live your adventures. Spare no details.”
I gave him everything I could remember, right down to the conversation with Queensbury in the men’s room. Okay, I left out the hugs with Lynda because I saw no reason to appeal to his prurient interest. But I gave him everything else.
“You,” Mac said at the conclusion, “are in great peril. And Lynda with you. Pardon the detective story cliché, but if we fail to unmask the murderer without undue delay, Oscar is going to reach his own conclusion and it won’t be pretty.”
“Wow, you really are a Great Detective.”
“Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor, Jefferson, below even puns. As to your actions, I must say that blundering around in the murder room, then concealing it from Oscar as though you had some personal culpability to hide, really was remarkably dense.”
“It seemed a good idea at the time,” I mumbled, steamed that he was right.
Mac drank deeply of his beer and stuck an unlighted cigar in his mouth.
“Besides,” I added, “at least we found the books.”
“Ah, yes. And what do you see as the importance of that?”
“Well, now we know that Matheson stole the books, of course – the last salvo in his ongoing feud with Chalmers.”
“What became of the third missing volume, the Beeton’s Christmas Annual?”
“How should I know?” I pried my eyes open and stifled a yawn, all-too-aware that my brain was on low speed at best. “Maybe the killer took it for a souvenir. Who knows what somebody wearing a deerstalker might do?”
“Then you accept Oscar’s assumption that the earlier visitor to Hugh’s room was the killer?”
I hesitated. “It’s a good working theory, at least.”
“Agreed.”
“So then all we have to do is find the person beneath the hat?”
“Indeed. That task may be simple to state but not necessarily easy to accomplish, however. There are many possibilities and many people who should be interviewed. Take out your notebook, please.” Without thinking, I did so. “Write down these names: Gene Pfannenstiel, Molly Crocker-”
“Hold it.” I stopped with my pen halfway through ‘Pfannenstiel.’ “I’m not your Watson – or your secretary.”
“And quite a good thing,” Mac commented, drawing another beer. His administrative assistant, Heidi Guildenstern, is an insufferable woman whom I have long suspected of being a spy for Ralph Pendergast. “I prefer to think of you as my amanuensis.”
Later, I looked that up in a dictionary and found out it out means “one employed to take dictation,” coming from the Latin word for a slave acting as a secretary. But even that night in Mac’s comfortable man-cave, before I knew exactly what the word meant, I resented it because it was a big word I didn’t know the meaning of.
I handed Mac the notebook and pen. “Do it yourself, genius.”
“Really, Jefferson,” he said with a sigh, “you can at times be remarkably petty and stubborn.” Oh, you think so, too. For the record, I prefer to think of myself as determined, not stubborn.
Despite his feeble protest, Mac wrote a bunch of names and handed the notebook back to me. I looked at the list:
Gene Pfannenstiel
Molly Crocker
Noah Queensbury
Graham Bentley Post
Woollcott Chalmers
Renata Chalmers
Reuben Pinkwater
The person whose phone number was on the notepad in Hugh’s room
“Who’s this Reuben Pinkwater?” I asked.
“A book dealer from Licking Falls. Undoubtedly you’ve seen his display at the colloquium.”
“The bald guy? Yeah, I’ve seen him.”
Maybe Matheson had been killed for the missing book after all. But how would this Pinkwater know Matheson was the thief? And why hadn’t he taken the other two books? After a little sleep I’d probably have other questions, but right now I could think of just one more:
“Do you really consider all of these people suspects?”
“By no means,” Mac said. “A few are merely individuals who might have seen or heard something of significance.”
“You’re going to interview all of them?”
Mac’s bushy eyebrows, both of them this time, shot up as if he were astounded at the notion. “Of course not, old boy! You are.”
I was reduced to inarticulate noises.
“How would I have time to interview any of them, much less all?” Mac continued. “I have duties as host of the colloquium. Surely you are more than capable of formulating the proper questions for each to elicit enlightening responses?”
That was really playing dirty. How could I say no? But I didn’t give in right away. I threw the notebook on a small table near my chair and we discussed it. The discussion ended with me saying, “I’m not doing it for you. This is my own investigation for my own good. I just hope I can put the finger on somebody before Oscar finds another witness that saw Lynda and me leaving the murder room. Anyone’ll do, so long as he’s guilty.”
“Ah, the Max Cutter approach,” Mac observed.
“Maybe I can get Lynda to help. Her neck is on the line, too.”
“Splendid! A fine detective duo you two would make, in the grand tradition of Nick and Nora Charles, John Steed and Emma Peel, Fox Mulder and-”
“Oh, shut up,” I said, standing. “Just one more thing before I go to bed: Ed Decker said the Hearth Room C key that’s kept in the Muckerheide Center offices wasn’t shiny and you said yours wasn’t either. That’s supposed to be an indication those keys weren’t copied; Decker knows that much. So how did Matheson get in without leaving a trace? Do you think Gene helped him?”
“I am quite certain that he did not,” Mac said, “and for the best of reasons: Hugh Matheson did not take those books or cause them to be taken or acquire them after they were taken. He was not the thief, nor – I am reasonably certain – did he even know who the thief was.”
Chapter Twenty-Two – Public Relations
For hours I lay in bed without sleeping, the day’s events churning over and over in my mind as I positioned myself on my right side, my left, my stomach, my back, my right side... Eventually I must have nodded off or I wouldn’t have had the dream.
Mac and Lynda were there, and so were Woollcott and Renata Chalmers, Judge Molly Crocker and Hugh Matheson. Everybody was running from the Winfield to Muckerheide Center and back again in speeded-up time, like a Keystone Kops movie. Chalmers shook his cane at the others as if in reprimand.
They were all wearing deerstalkers.
Mac had just pulled off Lynda’s hairpiece when the Indiana Jones theme song blaring out of the iPhone on the nightstand by my bed shattered the dream. I bolted up, fumbled for the phone, grabbed it, and finally stammered out a hello.
“Jeff? It’s Morrie Kindle, Associated Press.”
For five years Morrie has been stringing for the AP, and I’ve known him longer than that, but he always gives me the complete ID.
“You got a crime wave going on there at Benignus or what?” he demanded.
I pulled the phone away from my ear to look at the time: 6:36, the numbers said. By now the print edition of the Erin Observer& News-Ledger, which is where Morrie gets most of his news, would be decorating the front lawns of Erin. I should have stolen Ralph’s.
“I suppose you’re calling about the Matheson murder?” I said.
“Unless there’s some other campus crime I should know about.”
My head was pounding from the lack of sleep and my eyes hurt. I was in no mood for trading witty dialogue with an untalented scribe.
“I haven’t seen the Observer and I can’t help you much on this one anyway, Morrie,” I snapped. “The murder didn’t happen on campus and Campus Security isn’t involved. I really don’t know very much about it.” All but the last sentence was clearly true, and I could make an argument for the last one. “Why don’t you wake up Chief Hummel and see what he can tell you?”
Morrie assured me that Oscar was next on his call list. But he had a few questions about “this Sherlock Holmes deal” that had brought Matheson to Erin. He already knew something about the colloquium from rewriting the Observer story on the stolen books caper for the AP, but he wasn’t sure where a big shot legal eagle like Matheson fit into such shenanigans.
“I guess he was crazy,” I said, “just like all the other Sherlockians. That’s off the record, of course. But why else would a grown man collect all that Holmes stuff?”
“He was a collector? You mean like books? Rare books about Sherlock Holmes?” Morrie Kindle’s voice got louder and faster. I could almost hear his heart go into overdrive. Even a second-tier reporter could see the story there. “Still off the record, Jeff, there has to be some kind of connection between this murder and those books being taken, don’t you think?”
“Off the record, Morrie? I really don’t know what to think.”
I meant it. When we’d found the stolen books in the dead man’s hotel room it had seemed so clear to Lynda and me that Matheson was the thief. Not so, Sebastian McCabe had insisted – and then refused to elaborate.
When I finally convinced Morrie that I was innocent of any useful thoughts, he hung up on me.
The morning was cool and the sun was hiding. Instead of pulling up erinobserver.com on my smartphone to read the story like a smart public relations director would have, I went into denial mode and tried to hide under the covers. It was no use; sleep wanted no part of me. Finally I gave up and got out of bed. I showered, shaved, and slipped on a pair of khaki slacks and a light blue shirt with thin green lines running in both directions. I would have looked right at home at a boat dock or trendy bar.
Dressed for the day ahead, I retrieved the morning newspaper from the lawn in front of the carriage house and took it back to my apartment to read.
The headline on the top story was informative if not particularly creative: FAMED LITIGATOR SLAIN AT WINFIELD. I was impressed that the headline writer got by with using the word “litigator” instead of the shorter “lawyer.” A hint of mystery entered the story in the subhead: Did Killer Wear Deerstalker Cap?
There was a little refer line in bold type politely telling the reader to Please see related story, page 12A. The inside piece turned out to be Lynda’s story on the presentation of the Chalmers Collection. It was illustrated by a nice photo of Chalmers and Ralph, who didn’t look nearly as constipated as usual, so that was good. But the murder story started at the top of 1A. That’s what everybody would read.
With his typical thorough reporting, Bernard J. Silverstein had gotten all the facts straight, as far as the police had known them last night. The third paragraph read:
“Matheson was in Erin, police and hotel officials said, to take part in a colloquium on ‘Investigating Arthur Conan Doyle and Sherlock Holmes’ being held this weekend at St. Benignus College.”
That was the first of four references to the college in the main story. I counted them because I was sure that Ralph Pendergast would.
As the subhead hinted, Ben had really taken off on the Holmes angle again. Who could blame him? The murder of a “famed litigator” in our little town was juicy stuff by itself. Throwing in the stolen books, the colloquium, and the mysterious visitor in the deerstalker made it National Enquirer and Inside Edition material. It would be an epic, too, and not a one-day wonder. And after the AP story went out, the aforementioned tabloids and their allegedly more respectable brethren in national media would be on it like bees on flowers.
Not that I blamed Lynda, for she was only a news editor doing her job, but how could she do this to me? I crumpled up the first section of the newspaper and threw it across the room at a bookcase, where it knocked over the perfidious woman’s photo.
Well, that didn’t help matters, even if it did feel good. I had to concentrate on the murder and solve it myself. That was my only chance to limit the journalistic feeding frenzy to a few days. I sat in my armchair and tried to think.
In any good detective story, the killer would be just about anybody who hadn’t been seen wearing a deerstalker. And it could be that way. It wouldn’t have taken much for somebody to borrow one for an hour or so as a sort of slight disguise or protective coloring. But I couldn’t help thinking of Noah Queensbury. He’d been dressed in that particular headgear every time I’d seen him. And he’d had an argument with Matheson shortly before the murder. How did I know he was telling the truth when he said they’d been arguing about Sherlock Holmes? Maybe it was something a lot more serious.
But would he really kill somebody? As loony as he seemed, Queensbury was a surgeon.
So was Jack the Ripper, most likely.
The Indiana Jones theme song interrupted my reverie. At least this time I was awake. Reluctantly, I answered the phone with, “Hello, Ralph.” I plowed on before he chance to say anything. “I’m sorry about the Observer story, but you know there was no way to keep the college out of Matheson’s murder.”
“Murder? Oh, yes, most regrettable. But what your friend Ms. Teal did with that story about the presentation of the Woollcott Chalmers Collection was even worse.”
“Huh?” Blindsided and scrambling to figure out what he was talking about, I quickly un-crumpled the paper. Spreading the relevant page in front of me, I once again looked at the photo of the distinguished Woollcott Chalmers and the un-constipated Ralph Pendergast. The story with it was heavy on adjectives that indicated what an honor this was for St. Benignus College to be the recipient of the collection. Lynda had written it, as well as apparently helping Ben with his page one murder story. “What’s wrong with it? I couldn’t write a story that positive.”
“No doubt,” Ralph’s dry voice dripped acid. “But if you had interviewed the provost perhaps even you would have quoted him in the story, not McCabe.”
I sighed.“Whose picture is with the story, Ralph?”
He conceded that his was.
“That’s worth a thousand words,” I said. “College official meets enthusiastic contributor. We’ll get permission to put that picture on the website and reprint it in the alumni magazine and in the next fund-raising brochure. It’s dynamite.”
“Do you really think so, Cody?”
“Scout’s honor.” I’d never been a Scout, but Ralph didn’t know that. He was mollified enough about the Chalmers Collection story to start worrying about the murder again. I promised I’d stick close to the situation all day and do any damage control that might be necessary. By the time Ralph hung up I congratulated myself that I’d avoided another royal ass-chewing.
That happy thought was marred by one of the less pleasing of the sounds that punctuate my life. Vroooom! Mac’s ancient Chevy was tearing out of the garage below me. I looked out the window just in time to see the tail fins disappearing down the road. The Chalmerses were leaving for the second day of the symposium. Mac again would preside over the day’s rather limited activities like a royal duke while he expected me to do his leg work, damn him anyway.
Even worse, I was going to do it.
I called Lynda to enlist her help – I figured she owed me for the morning I’d had so far – but got no answer. Today being Sunday, maybe she was at Mass with her cell phone turned off. I’m not Catholic, but I should have been in church myself, praying my way out of this. (In case anybody is worried about my sister and brother-in-law, who are Catholic, they hit the 5:15 p.m. Mass in the chapel the night before.)
Or maybe Lynda was somewhere else. Should I send her a text: Where the hell are you? Better not. She would not react well.
As I disconnected the call I looked around for my notebook with Mac’s list of suspects – casually at first, then with a growing concern. After a minute of that I realized I must have left it in Mac’s study last night. I put on a jacket, picked up my wallet and keys, and went out of my apartment, locking up behind me. With the McCabes gone to the colloquium and the three McCabe children all staying overnight with friends for the weekend, there was nobody to let me into the house. Fortunately I have my own key, which I used.
The notebook was on the small table where I’d thrown it in a pique last night. I stuck it in my pocket and left the study, heading out of the house. Then I stopped, frozen.
I’d heard something – I wasn’t sure what, but something, a noise in an empty house where there should have been no noise.
Chapter Twenty-Three – Personal Space
With stealth and caution I passed through the hallway toward the guest suite at the back of the house, where the noise had appeared to originate. Down these mean streets a man must go...Along the way I picked up my nephew Brian’s baseball bat from the kitchen. It was only aluminum but it felt comforting in my hand. I held it like a club.
Outside the suite, added on by the previous owners for the wife’s parents, I paused. My stomach was one big mass of knots and my heart was pounding in my ears from the adrenaline rush. I wiped sweaty palms on my khaki slacks.
Strangely, from this close up the noise in the suite sounded like water running in the bathroom.
Should I knock first and give the traditional “Who’s there?” or should I barge right in, bat at the ready? WWMD – What Would Max Do?
Opting for the element of surprise, I tightened my grip on the bat with my right hand and pushed in the doorknob with my left. And I walked in.
The empty bedroom was large and bright, with sun pouring in from a window overlooking a spectacular view of the Ohio River. There were two dressers opposite the bed (one of them with a mirror), a clothes tree draped with clothes, a couple of modern lamps and a captain’s chair. At the far end of the room, to the right of the big window, was an alcove that I knew led to a small sitting room with a TV and several bookcases.
The dresser with the mirror was clearly Renata’s domain. Across the top of it were spread all the tools of the womanly arts – a hair brush, a jewelry box, a wig, and a tray full of lipsticks, eye shadows, powders, and other elements of witchcraft. The other dresser top was blank by comparison; it only held a set of keys, some spare change, and a large container for pills marked off by the days of the week.
I had gotten about that far in my visual survey of the room when I heard the gasp, a sharp intake of breath behind me to the right. I jerked around, simultaneously swinging the bat into position for action.
And saw Renata Chalmers.
She stood in the doorway of the guest bathroom, her deep brown eyes dilated in surprise. Her right hand was on a middle button of her green and white blouse, as though she’d stopped dead in the act of dressing. The pale pink of a lacy bra was just visible. Okay, I noticed; I couldn’t help it.
For a long moment, with her eyes fixed on me, I felt like a butterfly mounted on a pin in somebody’s collection. The room was hot and my mouth was dry and this should have happened to somebody else, like maybe Ralph Pendergast.
“Jeff!” Renata said at last. Her eyes traveled down to the bat in my hand. “What are you doing in my room? And with that thing?”
I let my right hand and the bat drop to my side. “I thought I heard a noise,” I said lamely.
“I pretty much always make a noise when I take a shower.” The temperature of her voice was just this side of frigid. Her hair was damp from the steam of the shower and the Victorian ringlets from last night were gone. She buttoned her top two buttons as I avoided her eyes, certain that my face must be turning the color of her underwear.
“But there wasn’t... there shouldn’t have been anybody here,” I stammered. “Mac left fifteen minutes ago. I was sure he would have taken everybody with him.”
“He had to set up some things early,” Renata said. “My husband and your sister did go along, but I wasn’t ready yet. You could have knocked, you know.”
“It’s this murder business and the robbery, I guess. It has me on edge. I’m sorry. I feel ridiculous.”
“You look it, too,” she said. “A baseball bat, yet!”
She laughed and I managed a smile. “It was the nearest weapon I could grab to defend myself.”
“Well, thanks for not using it on me. Are you going over to the colloquium or do you have more sleuthing to do?”
Both, actually. The colloquium is where I would see and interview the people on Mac’s list. Without telling Renata that, I offered to give her a lift in my seldom-used 1998 Volkswagen New Beetle, but she demurred.
“On a morning like this I’d just as soon walk,” she said. “It isn’t that far.”
True enough, so I decided to leave my bike at home and walk with her. It was still cooler outside than you’d expect from the brightness of the sun, but it was perfect for a brisk walk. The long-legged Renata, swinging her huge handbag, set a pace I had to work to keep up with.
“It’s hard to believe Hugh’s dead,” she said. “He was so lively.”
“Maybe too lively. He had quite a reputation for playing to win, no matter what the game.”
She nodded. “The reputation was well deserved. And what you must have heard about his success with the ladies – that was true, too.”
I let that pass. “Your husband and Matheson didn’t get along, did they?”
“Well, you saw them yesterday.”
“Yeah, and I’ve also heard stories.”
“Probably true.”
I shook my head and said I found it amazing that grown men could be so venomous over a shared hobby.
“There’s a little more to it than that,” Renata said.
“Meaning?”
She shook her head. “It doesn’t matter now.”
I supposed she was right. Chalmers was on Mac’s list of people to suspect or at least interview, but Mac himself had provided the old man’s alibi for the period when Matheson was murdered.
But there were other members of the Anglo-Indian Club on that list, people Renata would know.
“Tell me about Molly Crocker,” I said.
“She’s one smart cookie, Jeff – plus ambitious, aggressive, and tough. She was especially tough on deadbeat dads when she was a prosecutor. Her fans call her Maximum Molly.”
“Are you one of her fans?”
“You could say that. I’m going to be the treasurer of her re-election campaign.”
Bias noted.
“What were her relations with Matheson?” I asked.
“I have no reason to think that she had any outside of the club, other than the fact that she’s female – which, come to think of it, is a pretty compelling reason. And I guess Hugh might have tried some cases in front of her. You ask a lot of question, Mr. Cody. Shades of Sherlock!”
“Now that hurts, Mrs. Chalmers. I’m not the Sherlockian here – you are.”
She shook her head. “Not me, my husband. Don’t get us confused. I have my own interests.”
“Music and art and things cultural, right?”
“That’s another question.”
“I have more. For instance, is Noah Queensbury for real?”
“His wife must think-”
“I mean about Sherlock Holmes,” I interrupted, impatient.
“He’s a gifted surgeon. I suspect that he works hard and plays hard. That Holmesmania stuff is his way of playing. He may act crazy, but I think it’s just an act.”
I paused at an intersection, waiting for a WALK light. Renata, seeing no cars coming our way, jaywalked. I scampered to keep up.
“Were any of your friends, or just people you know from the colloquium, late for the banquet last night?”
She shrugged. “I wouldn’t know. I got held up fixing my hair into those ringlets I wore last night.”
We were within sight of Muckerheide Center now, the flat slabs of some architect’s tribute to Frank Lloyd Wright rising above the horizon before us.
“But your husband was there as early as the cocktail hour,” I pointed out. “Mac said so.”
“Sure. When I saw how long it was going to take to fix my hair, I told him to go on without me. He and Kate and Mac were all dressed, and they’re more social creatures than I am anyway. And even a husband and wife need a little personal space between them now and then, don’t you think?”
Personal space... it sounded like an echo of Lynda’s constant complaint that I was too clingy, too jealous, too bossy – and after a while, just too too. Maybe things between us never would have gone off the rails if I had lightened my touch a bit. Maybe that was still possible.
“I guess I’m not qualified to answer that one,” I said. “I mean, I’ve never been married.” Not that I was against the idea.
I glanced in her direction, trying not to look like a man looking at a woman. I’m sure I failed miserably. It was hard to get away from the fact that Renata Chalmers was a stunningly attractive and sensuous female married to a man about forty years older than she was. I’d have bet he felt no such craving for personal space.
Sunday, March 13
9:00
Breakfast (President’s Dining Room)
Field Bazaar
Session Four
10:00
“Dr. John H. Watson: Conductor of Light” – Dr. Noah Queensbury, BSI, Cincinnati
10:30
“Holmes on the Radio” – Bob Nakamora, Philadelphia
11:00
“Humor in the Canon” – Dr. Sebastian McCabe, BSI, Erin, Ohio
11:30
Sherlockian Auction – Bob Nakamora
12:00
Farewells and Thanks
Certificate of Participation
