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THE JOB

By Claire Adams

This book is a work of fiction. The names, characters, places and incidents are products of the writer's imagination or have been used fictitiously and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, actual events, locales or organizations is entirely coincidental.

Copyright © 2015 Claire Adams

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Chapter One

Quote, Unquote

Jessica

It started as a simple idea: Expand the plus-sized section and add in a new display area for the front of the store. Simple, right?

Well, simple though it may be, this is turning out to be a lot more than I bargained for. I’m getting ready to meet with another contractor to discuss quotes and, so far, they’ve been sky high.

The store’s been doing great, but I don’t know how I’m supposed to expand anything if I can’t get these guys to rein in their estimates.

My next appointment, some guy from IRP Construction, comes through the doors, and I can already see that I’m not going to be his biggest fan.

I’m waiting at the front of the store when he comes in, but as I say, “Hello,” he just scoffs and walks right by me.

Heading to the counter, he interrupts one of my salesgirls, saying, “Hey, I’m here to bid on the expansion job. I’m supposed to meet with the head chick or whatever.”

So, hearing all this and being the head chick or whatever, I walk over to him and introduce myself, trying to mask my general repulsion at his presence.

“Hi, I’m Jessica Davis,” I say and put out my hand to shake his.

He just looks down at it and then back up at me.

“I’m the store owner.”

“Oh!” he says with a only partially-toothed smile. “I thought you were the store greeter or something. Let’s talk about what I can do for you today.”

“All right,” I tell him, “if you’ll follow me…”

I lead him over to the section of the store that I want redone and start pointing things out to him.

“Over here, I’d like to get this section of the wall taken back a bit. From what I understand, it’s just dead space back there. I guess they used to use it for storage when this was a more general department—”

“Yeah, that’s a load-bearing wall,” the man says, “If I knock that out, you’re going to see daylight. Maybe that’s what you’re looking for, though.”

“I’m not talking about the wall behind,” I explain. “I’m talking about this area where it juts out. If we could just remove the small storage space and leave the external wall…”

“Well, that’s not going to be cheap,” the man says. “I’ll have to get my electrician in here to check the wiring, and if he finds it’s degraded, we’ll have to tear up the whole store to do it.”

“That really won’t be necessary,” I start, but he doesn’t let me finish.

“Bad wiring can cause a fire,” he says. “If you don’t get it taken care of, you’re playing games with your customers’ lives. Is that what you want?”

What I want is to punch the guy in the face right now, but I’m pretty sure he could take me in a fight.

“No,” I tell him. “What I’m trying to say is that the wiring in this whole complex was redone a few years ago when the property was bought by the Richmonds. I’d be absolutely mystified if there was any degraded wiring in there.”

“Huh,” the man says, and I can tell he’s just looking for more ways he can pad his bill.

Luckily for me, I did some homework on this place before I bothered calling contractors to come in and give bids.

“Well,” he says, “I guess I could do all that pretty cost-effective and what not, but I think if you really want to open up this space, you’re going to have to get rid of all those wall displays.”

Now he’s just talking gibberish.

“Those would obviously come down before the wall did,” I say, annoyed. “What I do want to do, in addition to what we’ve already talked about, is to see if we can lengthen this window space up in the front so I can display some more of the specialty items that set this store apart. Is that something you think you could do?”

“Well, that’s going to be pretty costly,” he says. “We’re going to have to reinforce the wall if we’re going to increase your window space here. Now, we have a few options to go with there, but I think it’s best to do it right the first time. Otherwise, you’re stuck paying more over the long run.”

“I absolutely agree with you on that last part,” I tell him. “I’m not looking for a quick and sloppy job. I’m looking for something that’s going to last for a long time to come.”

“My men don’t do a ‘sloppy’ job,” he says.

“I’m not saying they do,” I start again. “I was just saying that I agree with you: I’d rather have it done right the first time than do something that’s only going to end up costing more time and money. That’s all.”

I don’t know if this guy’s actually this dense, or if he’s trying some rudimentary psychology to convince me to pay more for what I could get cheaper from someone else.

“I like to use titanium,” the man says. “It’s a bit more costly, but nothing lasts like titanium.”

Yep, he’s trying to sucker me.

“I don’t think titanium should be necessary,” I tell him. “To tell you the truth, you’re the first person I’ve ever met who’s even suggested that titanium should be used for something like this.”

“You want it done right, don’t you?” the man asks. “I sure know I want to do you right.”

“Excuse me?” I ask.

The large, unevenly shaved, gummed, smelly man in the stained white shirt just said he wants to do me, right in the middle of negotiating his estimate. I wonder if he actually thinks that’s going to work.

“I just meant that I want to do right for your store and you as a client,” the man says.

For a second, I actually start to feel bad about judging him like that, but when he runs his yellow-coated tongue over his lips and winks at me, I stop feeling so guilty.

“I think I’ve heard about enough,” I tell him. “I’ll let you know.”

“Is that it?” the man asks. “I understood that it was going to be a much bigger project than what you’ve described.”

“It is,” I tell him, “but I just don’t think it’s going to be the right fit.”

“I think we got off on the wrong foot here,” the man says. “I’m Billy, by the way, it’s nice to meet you.”

Yeah, now he wants to shake my hand.

“Jessica,” I say again and, being the benevolent woman I am, I shake his gross, sweaty hand. “So, all right,” I continue. “I also wanted to see what you think we could do about having a lowered section right through the middle here. I saw this shop up in Greenwich, and it had a space like—”

“You do know this isn’t Greenwich, right?” the man asks.

“I’m perfectly aware of my store’s location,” I tell him, “and I think we’ve really come to an impasse here. I don’t think it’s going to work out. Thank you for coming in.”

“You haven’t heard my bid yet,” the man says.

“Fine,” I say, rolling my eyes. “What do you think it would cost for what I’ve asked.”

“Well, I’d need to know the measurements you’re looking at for everything,” he says.

“Yeah, I was getting to that, but you decided it was appropriate to inform me that I’m not in Greenwich right now, an observation that I can only assume was made because you think I’m stupid or naïve about my design ideas, but I’ll have you know—”

“Calm down, sweetheart,” the man says. “We’ll get this worked out, I’m sure.”

“Sweetheart?”

I wonder if I’m within my legal rights to kick this guy between the legs yet. If not, I’m sure I could come up with a pretty convincing story to tell the cops.

It’s something to think about.

But, being the shrewd businesswoman I am, I just put on a smile and say, “Get the hell out of my store.”

His face morphs into a disgusting smile, but when he realizes I’m not joking and that I really am quite on the verge of showing him what it’s like to have the business end of a stiletto end up somewhere he really doesn’t want it, he quickly turns and hurries out of the store.

I walk back to my office, more frustrated than ever.

My computer’s still on my schedule screen and I make a quick note under IRP Construction, saying, “Absolutely not.”

Ivanna, one of my sales associates, knocks on my door.

“Hey, sorry to bug you,” she says.

“No worries,” I tell her. “What’s up?”

“There’s a man here, he says he’s here to bid on the job.”

“I really don’t know that I can handle another jerk who’s going to try to overcharge me while mocking everything I want to do,” I tell her.

“Oh, I think you’re going to want to take this appointment,” Ivanna says.

“I really don’t know that I do,” I tell her.

“Do you want me to get rid of him?” she asks.

I take a deep breath.

“No,” I tell her. “Let’s just get this over with.”

I get out of my office chair and walk with Ivanna until she gets to Shoes and turns off.

When I make it to the front of the store, I ask my cashier, Linda, where the contractor is.

“Oh,” she says, looking up from her smartphone, “he wanted to know where you wanted the work done, so I just sent him over to plus.” She leans over the counter and motions for me to come closer. “I think you should hire him,” she says.

“Yeah?” I ask. “Why’s that?”

“Just go over there and talk to him,” she says. “I have a feeling you’ll figure it out pretty quick.”

“No screwing the construction workers,” I tell her.

Usually, that would be a faux pas, but with Linda, that sort of thing actually has to be pointed out. There’s a bit of precedent here.

“You know I can’t promise that,” she says.

“At least try not to do it on my time, will you?” I ask.

She sighs. “Fine.”

I walk over to plus, but it takes me a minute before I can find the man. He’s crouched down, measuring the storage room wall.

“Hi, I’m Jessica Davis, and you are?”

He looks up at me, then stands and, for a moment, I’m stunned.

He’s tall and well-built; as he smiles, he’s got all of his teeth, and they’re clean and straight, too. His hair is mid-length, chestnut and gorgeous. Don’t forget about the tattoos going down his toned arms. I don’t know if it’s just that I’ve dealt with people like the guy from IRP so much over the past few days that I’d forgotten that contractors can be very attractive.

Jesus.

“Hey there,” he says, smiling and putting his hand out, “I’m Eric Dawson from Dawson Contracting. I’ve just been taking a look at your area over here, and I think I’ve got some ideas that might help you open up this space.”

“That’s great,” I tell him, “but I already have some things in mind.”

“Okay,” he says, and actually seems to be eager to hear what I have to say. This is amazing.

I run through what I told the douche-nozzle from IRP and, the only time Eric responds is to go over some finer details for his own clarification. This might just be someone I could live with—working on my store, I mean.

“I like the way you think,” he says. “Beauty and brains: my favorite combination. I was wondering, though, you said you wanted a sunken area here, and that you wanted it to go down at least eighteen inches. Now, that does sound like a really cool plan, but I’m wondering if it might be easier on your clientele to have it a little less deep. I know that a lot of women prefer high heels and that sort of thing, and I can just see a lawsuit from someone tripping over themselves as they’re walking down the steps.”

“For the effect I want,” I tell him, “I really do think that it should be eighteen inches at least, though I probably wouldn’t want it any more than two feet. We could always make the stairs wider to better facilitate foot traffic.”

“All right,” he says, “I’m sure I could work with something like that. I do have to tell you, though, that with those stairs, you’re going to lose a lot of the space you’ll otherwise gain from knocking out that old storage room. Is that all right?”

“Yeah,” I tell him. “I know it’s a bit of a trade-off, but I think it’ll be worth it in the end.” I walk him over to the window, saying, “The last guy that was in here said that, in order to reinforce the wall on the far side of the new window area, he’d suggest using titanium to make sure it’s solid. Do you think that’s necessary, or what would you suggest?”

“I don’t think you’re going to need titanium,” he says. “Yeah, it’s stronger, but really it’s way above and beyond anything you’re really going to have to have in order to make sure the structure is stable.”

“That’s what I was thinking,” I tell him.

Just looking at him, I’m ready to hand him the job, but he hasn’t dropped the hammer yet.

“What are you thinking this is all going to cost?” I ask.

“Well,” he says, “let me do some more measurements, and I should have a quote for you here in a couple of minutes. Does that work for you?”

“Yeah,” I smile. “That sounds great.”

He’s actually bothering to measure stuff. This is great.

I make my way back to the front and wait for Linda to help the last customer in her line. When her lane is free, I lean over the counter and whisper, “I think I’m going to hire him. You know, as long as he doesn’t walk over here telling me it’s going to cost a couple of mil for the job.”

“You’re not going to regret this,” Linda says as if she’s just managed to talk me into letting her take my Mercedes for the weekend. “He is so fucking cute.”

“Not when customers are around,” I whisper.

She is right though.

“What?” she asks.

“You know exactly what,” I tell her.

“No,” she says, “I really don’t.”

For whatever reason, Linda’s got it in her head that hearing me say the word “fuck” would be the most hilarious thing ever.

Now, I’m not a word prude, if there is such a term, but I don’t feel like that’s the kind of language that’s appropriate when on the job.

“No,” I tell her.

“Aw, come on,” she says. “I thought you were about to say it when you kicked that last guy out of the store.”

“How did you even hear me?” I ask.

“Shh, he’s coming over here,” Linda says and I turn around.

“So, what do you think?”

“Well,” he says, “it’s not going to be cheap. I can tell you that much right now.”

Great. That’s the exact same line everyone before Eric has told me. My budget cap for renovations is $150,000. It’s ridiculous that it’s that high, but this is New York after all.

“Oh,” he says, “all things figured–materials, labor, all that—I’d say we should be able to do it for about one forty-five.”

“Thousand?” Linda asks. “Seriously? For that?”

With the smile still on my face, I turn toward Linda and mouth the words, “Shut up.”

“I know it sounds like a lot, but for a space like this, you know, this really doesn’t come all that cheap,” he explains. “I’d be willing to whittle the price down a bit depending on how fast you want this done, but I’m afraid I wouldn’t be able to go any lower than one forty-two in the best conditions.”

“What kind of accommodations are you looking for in regard to the price drop?” I ask.

“Well,” he says, “most of the jobs people give nowadays are rush jobs, and they always want it done in a week or so. Now, I can certainly do that, but it would mean bringing on a couple of guys to help fill out the crew, and that’s going to cost a bit extra.”

“Well, I would like for this to be done quickly,” I tell him, “but as long as it’s done right and for the right price, I’m sure we could work with an extra week or two.”

“Great,” he says, “so, does that mean we’ve got the job?”

I smile and put my hand out.

“Welcome aboard,” I tell him.

I try not to notice how grateful he seems to have gotten the work, even though he just under bid his next closest competitor by nearly $100,000. I’m sure he’s this happy when he gets any job, and it’s not a signal of something else.

“All right,” he says. “If you want, we can clear that area so we can get started, or, if you prefer, we can wait for you and your staff to do it—it’s really up to you.”

“If you wouldn’t mind,” I start.

“Not at all,” he says, beaming. “We’ll take care of that. When were you looking for us to start working?”

“As soon as possible,” I tell him. “I’m sure you and your crew are very busy, but—”

“How’s the beginning of next week?” he asks.

The warning lights, flashing the words “too good to be true” are blazing in my head, but I ignore them. I tell myself it’s because he’s the right guy with the right price, but the truth of the matter is that Linda and I are a lot more alike than I’d ever admit.

Chapter Two

Every Beginning

Eric

Today’s a good day, although I think I almost blew it there at the end when I underquoted and didn’t really hide the fact that I really needed the job.

The construction bust is still going on and, while things are starting to improve, in a place like New York where everything’s so competitive, it’s been hell trying to keep things going.

That’s all right, though. Everything is going great.

I got a job that’s going to put food on the table and money in the landlord’s hand, and tonight is my one year anniversary with Amy. We’re going to L’Orlais for dinner and after landing the job today, I’m not too worried about how I’m going to make ends meet for the month after such an extravagant dinner.

I get back to the apartment, but something’s wrong.

The door is open.

This is just my luck: Today would be the day that I get robbed.

I’m about to turn the corner, run into the apartment, and try to take out whoever’s trying to gank all my shit when I see Amy.

“Hey!” I tell her. “I’ve got some great news. Are we still on for dinner?”

She’s startled seeing me, her blue eyes going wide. “Eric,” she says, brushing a strand of flaxen hair out of her face, “what are you doing home? I thought you were meeting with a potential client?”

“Yeah, I headed to the appointment a little early,” I tell her. “That’s what I wanted to tell you—”

“Eric, it’s over. I’m moving out,” she interrupts.

“What? Why?”

“We’ve just been treading water here for a long time, and I don’t think that’s the way I want to spend my life,” she says. “You’ve been out of work, and I know you’ve been trying to land something, but maybe it’s time to realize that you’re just not going to make it in this town. I mean, when was the last time you got a job without egregiously underbidding?” she asks.

“I got a job today,” I tell her. “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you. Look, I know things have been a bit rough for a while, but that’s all going to turn around. I got a job with just my base crew, and it’s really going to…” I trail off as a man comes out of my bedroom carrying a box.

“Who’s this?” I ask.

The man sets down his box and walks over to her. She puts her arm around him and says, “This is Cort. He and I, well, we’re moving in together.”

“Hi,” the fuckhead says and even tries to shake my hand.

“Yeah, go fuck yourself,” I tell him and turn back to Amy. “What the hell is this? I thought we were going to try to work things out and now you’re moving in with some little bitch? What the fuck?”

“Eric,” she says, “we grew apart a long time ago.”

“What are you talking about? You don’t even know this guy? How long have you two even been seeing each other and you’re moving in with him?”

Dickhead thinks it’s a good idea to take a step toward me, and I’m hoping he takes another.

“You’re going to want to step the fuck back or you’re going to be breathing through your fucking eyelids,” I threaten.

He’s apparently smart enough to realize I’m not joking, so he takes a step back. He’s apparently stupid enough to think it’s okay for him to still be in my apartment.

“We’ve been together for a while,” Amy says. “You know I like to have a backup plan when things are going rough, and well, Cortland and I are—”

“I’m sorry, hold on a second,” I interrupt. “You’re leaving me for someone named fucking Cortland?”

“Just calm down, buddy,” he says and tries to pat me on the shoulder.

That’s a mistake.

I swat his hand away and put my finger in his stupid fucking face, saying, “You try to touch me or come near me one more time and they’re going to be scraping your ass of the pavement with a shovel, do you understand me? Amy, what the fuck?”

“Look,” she says, “you’re great and everything, but Cort is someone I can see myself growing old with.”

“You said that exact same thing to me last night,” I told her and I turn to Cort, adding, “yeah, when we were fucking.”

“Have some class, man,” Cort says, though this time the only movement he makes is backward.

“So this is it, then?” I ask. “You’re moving out, just like that?”

“I’m not moving out,” she says. “Cort’s moving in here.”

“Well, I’m not going anywhere, so it looks like we’re going to have a fun little situation, aren’t we. I sure hope no one strangles you in your sleep, Cort, that’d be a bummer.”

“No, you’re moving out,” Amy says.

“I’m on the lease,” I argue. “You can’t just kick me out like this.”

“You haven’t paid the rent in two months!” Amy says. “We had to go month to month six months ago, and Chris,” our landlord, “was happy to put Cort’s name in your place when he not only paid for this next month’s rent, but the last two months when you were sitting on the couch crying like a little bitch that you couldn’t find anyone that wanted to hire you. Jesus, have some self-respect.”

“I’m not going,” I tell her. “This is bullshit, and I don’t know how you think you can just take over my apartment when it was mine before we ever even knew each other. I just got a job, Amy,” I tell her. “It doesn’t have to go this way.”

“Yeah,” she says, “it does. I think it’s time to say goodbye, now, Eric.”

“At least let me grab some of my shit,” I tell her. “You’re not just going to throw me out and take all my stuff in the process.”

“It’s already packed up,” Amy says. “The movers will be here any minute and they’ll take your stuff wherever you want them to, although I’m not sure how much room that’s going to leave you in whatever shitty hotel you end up staying.”

“You know what?” I ask, but quickly realize that I have nothing to follow the question.

“What?” Amy asks.

“Forget it,” I say, making the motion of washing my hands. “I’m done.”

“Yeah, you’re done,” she says. “Nice of you to pretend like it’s your idea. I’m sure that’ll help you through your lonely nights where you only have a box of tissues and your left hand to keep you company.”

With that, she slams the door in my face and locks it.

I should at least be able to grab my stuff, so I pull out my keys and try to unlock the door. Instead, I end up pounding on it, shouting, “You changed the fucking locks?”

“Will you keep it down?” Mrs. Hathaway from down the hall asks, poking her head out of the door. “Some of us are trying to watch our shows.”

“I’m sorry, Mrs. Hathaway,” I tell her, but go right back to knocking on the door.

It creaks open as far as the chain will let it and Amy seethes, “Wait down the hall. We’ll let you know when the moving guys are here. Until then, I’d suggest you get a real job and go fuck yourself.”

“Amy, we were talking about getting married. How can you do this?”

“We were talking about getting married when you were getting jobs that I didn’t have to put in quotation marks,” she answers. “I’ve found someone who’s going to be able to provide for me and my lifestyle, not just for a couple of weeks, but for the rest of my life. Do you think I’m really going to give that up to stay with your broke ass?”

“Amy, come on,” I tell her. “I love you. Don’t do this.”

“You know, Cort actually went to college. You might want to think about that someday,” she says and closes the door on me again.

This is the worst day of my life.

*                    *                    *

“I don’t see what you’re so upset about,” Alec, one of my workers and probably the only friend I have left, says. “You landed the job today, and come on—we both knew Amy has been sleeping around for a while now.”

I look over at him across the pool table, saying, “You knew this was going on?”

“You didn’t?” he asks. “I told you when the two of you got together that she’s all about the pocketbook, man. I don’t know what you’re doing with yourself that you never saw that, but it’s hardly news. I mean, when the two of you first met, what was the question she asked before she agreed to go on a date with you?”

“Oh, come on, who remembers that sort of thing?” I ask.

“I do,” he says, “and I know for a fact that you do, too. I don’t know why you’re still trying to ignore the facts, man. She’s never been good for you. Plus, she turned you into a withering idiot.”

“Gee, thanks,” I tell him. “We used to be happy, man. It’s only been recently that things have started getting rocky between the two of us.”

“Oh, come off it, man,” he says. “What did she ask you before she agreed to go out on that first date with you?”

I sigh. “She asked what the square footage of my apartment was,” I answer.

“Yeah, and what did she say when you told her?”

He’s got a point here, but I’m really not in the mood to be mad at her yet. That’s at least two pitchers of beer off. Right now, I just want to wallow in my self-pity and dejection.

To make matters worse, I don’t really like beer.

“I don’t remember, I’m telling you.”

“She said, ‘Well, I guess that’ll work for now, but I like my men to have more to offer. You’re lucky you caught me in the middle of a dry spell.’ Does that sound familiar?”

“I know what she said, okay? Can we just talk about something else?” I ask. “How’s Irene? How are the kids?”

“They’re a nightmare,” Alec answers, laughing. “All of them. Listen, you’ve got to find a way to get over this or else you’re going to be worthless for god knows how long.”

“I’ll be fine,” I tell him and I take my shot, knocking the eight ball straight into the corner pocket.

Unfortunately, it’s on the second shot of the game.

“And that’s another twenty bucks for me,” Alec announces. “You want another game, or am I going to overdraw your account?”

“Don’t get too cocky,” I tell him. “You know it takes me a couple of games to get going.”

“Eric,” he says, “this is game number seven. How long does it take you to warm up, really?”

“Shut up,” I tell him. “So you’re telling me that I should just ‘get over it,’ huh? You know, I hadn’t thought of that. It’s so simple, elegant, and I’m sure it’s going to be just that easy.”

“Don’t worry,” he says, “as your friend, employee, and life coach—”

“Yeah, I don’t remember signing up for that last one,” I interrupt.

“As your friend, your employee, and your life coach,” he continues, “I’m here to help. Get out your phone.”

“Why?” I ask.

“Oh, just shut up and grab your phone.”

I pull my phone from my pocket.

“All right,” he says, “take down this number: 555-8928.”

“And whose number am I putting into my phone?” I ask.

“Oh, she’s great. You’re going to love her. Just send her a message.”

“I’ve been single for like four hours,” I tell him. “I’m really not looking for a blind date.”

“Just send her a message,” Alec says. “From what I understand, she’s DTF.”

“What’s her name?” I ask.

“Uh…” He’s looking through his phone which is doing very little to inspire confidence. “You know me with names. She’s in my phone as chick to help Eric get the fuck out of his stupid relationship, but I don’t think that’s her proper name.”

“I’d say that’s a pretty safe bet,” I laugh.

“I don’t know,” he says finally. “Just send her a message.”

“How do you know her?”

“It’s Irene’s friend’s sister,” he tells me. “I’ve never met her or anything, but Irene tells me she’d be right up your alley. She’s driven, dedicated, total control freak. That’s your type, right?”

“Which friend?” I ask.

“Uh…” Alec responds, looking through his phone again. “It’s the blonde one.”

“You’re really making me feel like this is a good decision,” I chuckle. “Really, I’m inspired, and you know what that means…”

“No way,” Alec says. He knows exactly what’s coming. “I’m nowhere near drunk enough to fully appreciate you humiliating yourself.”

“It’s happening,” I tell him as I walk over to the jukebox and pick the one song that bothers Alec more than anything else in the world.

Let me be really clear on that point: It doesn’t just bother him more than any other song in the world, but every other thing in the world.

That said, I don’t enjoy it any more than he does. The only reason I can stand it is because I love seeing him tormented to the point of madness.

After all, what are friends for?

So, the music starts and with the first note, Alec is actually dry heaving. I used to think it was just an exaggeration, but no, I’ve made the mistake of being too close to him when the song starts going.

He ruined a perfectly good pair of shoes.

So, as the first terrible words to Nickelback’s “She Keeps Me Up” come over the speakers, I rack up the balls and tell him, “Double or nothing.”

It’s not fair, but he should be able to turn down the bet. The problem for Alec, though, is that he’s the type who needs to prove that he can handle himself in any situation.

Continually proving that he can’t tickles me.

“You’re on, asshole,” he says and, as long as I can make it through this game without completely screwing myself, I’m about to break even on at least one thing today.

*                    *                    *

So, it’s the first day renovating Lady Bits—incidentally, my favorite store name ever—and I’m stuck here waiting for the rest of my crew to show up.

José’s waiting here with me, but everyone else is taking their sweet-ass time showing up. Rather than just standing around looking like we’re the biggest waste of money in the world, José and I start moving things out of the work area.

Jessica, the long-haired, leggy, brunette store owner comes over. Her face is almost identical to Evangeline Lilly’s. Maybe this gorgeous woman could be my rebound to get my head out of this stupid breakup fog.


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