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  GIRL-QUEEN AGAINST ORCs

  ANNOTATION

  A girl, a former slave turned into a queen, and leads a large squadron of winged ships, on which warriors fight against an army of orcs, trolls, goblins and vampires. And she has great adventures ahead of her.

  . CHAPTER #1

  Here she is flying on a winged ship. And behind it rushes a whole flotilla of multi-colored vessels that have received the ability of noble birds. This is indeed a magnificent squadron. Ships and sizes, and grace, and coloring are truly fabulous.

  And the sails with various, unique drawings are inflated by a mighty wind.

  Ellipha is in luxurious attire, all in precious stones, high-heeled shoes studded with diamonds on her feet, a crown on her head, and a sword in the girl"s strong, muscular hands.

  She is now a real queen, against which not a single enemy army can resist.

  And her troops in the flying ships are great too. You can see here human girls, elves, nymphs, dryads, female trolls and small but agile hobbit girls with their bare, childish legs. Representatives of the stronger sex are twelve times less. And moreover, almost all of them are boys no older than fourteen years.

  Well, if such a team turned out to be, then why object? Maybe even the other way around, so much better. Moreover, bearded men of the human race have a very unpleasant smell.

  Or rather, they stink trivially! And here everything is much cleaner and more beautiful. And the boys in shorts with prominent muscles, and with cute, but at the same time, courageous faces, sing:

  Get up young warrior of a great country,

  To fight with the enemy is very vicious, bloody...

  We are faithful to the Fatherland with all our hearts,

  In the name of the great dragon realm!

  This is the song that makes my heart so happy. And here is the first target. Below is a fairly large detachment of orcs on large goats. Orcs are shaggy, ugly bears in armor and red-brown fur. In their paws they hold swords, sabers, axes, clubs.

  Girls and boys from the winged ships began to string their bows. The beauties also turned the drums of crossbows with their bare toes. And so it begins.

  Ellipha gives the order:

  – Fire with the most accurate, save arrows and bolts!

  Really, wasting supplies on a horde of orcs. And a rare but well-aimed rain of smashing objects fell from above. They plunged into the orcs, and knocked out fountains of dirty blood color. And the ugly bears died in agony. In response, they only cursed.

  There were no archers in this group. And it's a one-sided beating.

  Ellifa even felt a little embarrassed, isn't that too cruel and dishonest? However...

  The boy in shorts and the diamond crown who was next to her cooed:

  – Do not be embarrassed, great! But we do not suffer losses!

  The queen girl was surprised:

  – You guessed my thoughts?

  The boy, about twelve years old, nodded his pretty head:

  – Everything is written on your lovely face!

  Elliph asked with a smile:

  – And who are you?

  The boy responded cheerfully:

  – Prince Edward!

  The girl laughed and squeaked:

  – And why barefoot, as if you were a slave, and not a prince?!

  The young dignitary replied:

  – That's why, look!

  And the boy with his bare fingers picked up and threw a boomerang from the floor. It flew down at the speed of a rocket-propelled missile, cut off the heads of a dozen orcs in one go, and rushed back. And it was so fast that it's hard to follow with your eyes. When he returned, the boy prince again caught him with his bare foot and squeaked:

  – Now I understand!?

  Ellipha laughed and sang:

  In war, all means are good,

  What leads the army to victory is true ...

  So fight with all your heart,

  Do not lead only very badly!

  A detachment of orcs, about one and a half thousand fighters on large goats, was killed. Some of the horned horses also died, and some fled, having lost their riders.

  Losses among warriors and boys were zero. Well, it"s understandable, there was trivially nothing to get them with primitively armed bears.

  Edward, this boy, a prince in a diamond crown, but in shorts and barefoot alone, noted:

  – It will be harder next time. Orcs, this is not so bad. Worse if vampires and trolls are with them!

  Ellipha wrinkled her face as she chirped:

  – The world will be surprised,

  Pret on us cool vampire ...

  Will writhing in hell -

  And hang out on a bitch!

  The boy laughed and shook his tanned muscular leg. The prince's ankles were adorned with platinum bracelets, and precious stones of three colors in the form of a beautiful ornament. On his hands he also had jewelry in the form of a gold watch with dials. And so, he has a naked torso with very prominent muscles. And it seems that somewhere she saw such an unusually muscular, even by the standards of an elf, a boy of unprecedented beauty. Yes, there is something familiar about him.

  But so far Ellifa could not remember.

  Anyway. They are on winged, flying ships rushing forward to their dream. And there will be something interesting ahead!

  But a dragon appeared in the sky. He appeared like a devil jumping out of a snuffbox. And, huge, as many as twelve heads. This, one might say, is the emperor of dragons, the king of all kings.

  But the warriors did not panic and shouted at the boys, who made an alarming noise.

  Prince Edward tweeted:

  – Do not worry queen, this is our good ally! More precisely, master!

  The flying ships hovered in the air. The dragon flew towards them. Huge, like an airliner, and each wing span a hundred meters.

  Moreover, the scales of the dragon sparkle with a mixture of gold, silver, platinum and emeralds. Yes, majestic handsome, you will not say anything.

  Here his mouth opened, it will be seen to say something.

  Ellipha involuntarily plugged her ears, fearing a deafening roar. But the voice of a huge reptile suddenly turned out to be soft and, one might even say, feminine.

  – I am glad to greet you, beautiful girls and brave youths!

  In response, the warriors and young warriors shouted in unison:

  – Glory to the queen of Semirechye!

  The gigantic female dragon is already louder, thundering with all twelve heads:

  – Glory to heroes!

  Ellipa smiled. Her teeth sparkled with seafood.

  The boy prince whispered:

  – Now, you queen must sing something back!

  The girl stamped her foot in elegant high-heeled shoes and asked:

  – And what to sing?

  Edward chirped with a smile:

  – Something heroic!

  The female dragon, hearing the boy's words, objected:

  – No! All girls should sing! Immediately and in unison!

  The boy prince replied:

  – Representatives of the stronger sex will not stand aside either!

  Twelve heads rumbled at once in a soft tone, but deafeningly:

  – Sing along, brave warriors!

  And a huge army of girls and boys began to perform a romance;

  We, warriors of the most beautiful Elfia,

  The great country that conquered the whole world ...

  The fields were irrigated with dew of diamonds,

  Celebrating a radiant feast in battle!

  We will be in eternal youth, girls,

  The boys are also not threatened by old age ...

  And the voice of young warriors is sonorous,

  And our friendship is a solid monolith!

  Under the orcs, the brave girls cannot bend,

  A cruel bear will not devour people ...

  Although the enemy, like a turkey pouted,

  But the cruel reptile, kill!

  We warriors know how to fight bravely,

  Union of damask steel, steel and fire...

  The soul of fire, not a clown,

  And there will be a strict penalty for the orcs!

  In our Fatherland there will be peace and happiness,

  Girls and boys on horseback...

  May heaven and earth be in their proud power,

  There will be, know, success to Satan!

  We were born to make a fairy tale come true

  And to the distant stars, I know, we will fly ...

  And the evil of the universe will turn into dust,

  Above us is a golden-winged cherub!

  Yes, God will love in battle with the heart of the brave,

  Girls and boys, who is the hero ...

  Under a radiant sky of diamonds,

  You are an orc with a vile bald head!

  Yes, there will be peace, believe me, in the whole world,

  I believe we will win...

  And my Elf will prosper,

  After all, every warrior with the genie Aladdin!

  Here the wars will die down, happiness will come,

  And everything will be beautiful, as in a dream ...

  Clouds will disperse gloomy bad weather,

  And evil will disappear, dissolving in the earth!

  And then peace and joy will come,

  Spaces will open above the stars ...

  And when there will be no old age for people,

  Because man has grown in mind!

  After that, fountains of fireworks began to fly out of the ships! And it turned out to be a very colorful background and spectacle. Which simply captivates the eye and enchants.

  Ellipha bowed and smiled, her teeth, for the umpteenth time, flashing like a mirror, reflecting the sunbeams.

  After that, the twelve-headed female dragon flapped her wings and suddenly disappeared, as if she had not been there.

  The Queen Girl exhaled in surprise.

  – This is class! How does she do it?

  Prince Edward answered confidently:

  -How? That's the queen of queens! But, alas, she will not help us in battle!

  Elliph asked in surprise:

  – And why? Maybe this would reduce the number of losses among beautiful girls and boys!

  The young warrior answered logically:

  "Then there will be no place or time left for us to do heroic deeds!" We need to win ourselves.

  The queen girl agreed and even sang:

  You know very well yourself, the world is filled with miracles,

  Only these miracles, people can do themselves!

  The boys in shorts began to jump up and down, too, getting stronger, twisting their embossed figures. It looked extremely great.

  But there is an army of orcs ahead again. This time it's huge, and the trolls are with them. Yes, this is a whole stream of animals waving clubs, axes, swords, sabers. But there are also archers, and even with crossbows. They are commanded by trolls, creatures more advanced than orcs.

  Well, who else is here?

  As long as the vampires are not visible, and this is for the best. Since bloodsuckers, in addition to everything, still know how to fly. And this is dangerous for cruise ships.

  Ellipha chirped:

  – We are ready to fight the enemy, and we will send the enemy to be scrapped!

  After that, the warrior laughed. And her laughs are so sonorous and piercing.

  Edward noted:

  – It's interesting to fight! Although sometimes it hurts a lot.

  The boy laughed.

  The queen girl asked with a smile:

  – Did it really hurt you?

  Prince Edward nodded.

  – Yes, I was somehow captured and my bare heels were fried with fire.

  Ellifa looked at the legs of a very handsome boy, they are so chiseled and cute, and was it really a hot fire that burned the sole with a graceful curve? The girl felt relieved.

  But her thoughts were interrupted by the ork crossbows. The bolts thrown by the crossbows were more long-range, and hit the bottoms of the ships, bouncing off the bronze keel. And one bolt even hit the boy in the sole, and it seems that he seriously injured the young soldier. He fell, and scarlet blood poured out. The boy screamed. His friends shouted:

  The warrior of light does not groan in pain,

  His bullet and sword are not afraid ...

  He won't drown in a black hole,

  In the plasma of stars, his spirit will not burn!

  Prince Edward tweeted:

  "They are waiting for your order, O queen!"

  Elliph commanded:

  – Fire, saving supplies, everyone to choose individual targets!

  Some of the orcs were on goats, but some were on rhinos. No, they're not orcs, they're goblins. Larger, and with ears like a bat.

  And some of them have huge crossbows in their paws. Even if they are not particularly rapid and accurate.

  But from the ships, gifts of annihilation rush to furry enemies. Moreover, the girls use their bare toes when shooting. And it looks great. Beautiful warriors.

  And they have muscular figures. And everything is in business. There are no more beautiful girls.

  Ellipha suddenly felt that she was constrained by expensive shoes. In fact, where it is better to fight barefoot.

  Here even the prince took and again threw a boomerang with his childish foot. And it also shows that shoes only get in the way. The boomerang flew over and hit the heads of the orcs. And one troll also lost his head, which rolled like a head of cabbage.

  Edward chuckled and chirped:

  – For new victories! Glory to Elf!

  Ellifa, in response, took and threw off, finally, her hated, even expensive, shoes. And her bare feet literally came to life. The servant girl brought the queen a bag full of poisonous needles. And this is a very practical and striking weapon.

  The warrior began to throw them with her bare fingers, hitting the orcs. It looked very impressive.

  And from the ships, arrows, crossbow bolts, boomerangs and needles rained down on the furry monsters. And it looked great. And barrels with broken grass began to fall.

  Orcs, trolls, goblins from these blows mixed up and rushed to run. And the warriors began to pursue them.

  Ellipha sang:

  You don't spare them

  Destroy the evil bastards...

  How to crush bedbugs -

  Hit like cockroaches!

  Although opponents were perhaps great for cockroaches. And it was a figurative beating. Here are the girls, this is the highest and beautiful class. And the streams of annihilation and death rain down.

  These are the girls and boys here, cute and muscular.

  Ellipha threw needles with her bare toes and chirped, baring her teeth:

  – We will boldly go into battle,

  For the cause of peace...

  We will destroy all enemies

  In the fire of the ether!

  Against such girls, what can land creatures do? Yes, nothing, in fact!

  Then the already familiar female dragon with twelve heads appeared again. How big she is. But orcs, goblins, trolls are already running. And they suffer huge losses. And more and more arrows are thrown at them.

  And the boy Edward took it again, as he launches the present of annihilation. His boomerang is just amazing.

  And he cuts off his head like a razor's hair. And most importantly, at least a dozen at a time.

  Elliph asked the boy:

  – And why do you throw not with your hands, but with your legs?

  Edward replied with a smile:

  Because the legs are stronger than the arms! And the throw is more accurate and efficient.

  The girl laughed and said:

  The path runs in a straight line,

  Bare feet boys...

  Tired of going to school

  I want to kill an orc with a sword!

  The female dragon rumbled with her deafening voice:

  – This time you won again, and almost without loss. But the tests didn't end there!

  Ellifa exclaimed, making a pioneer salute with her hand:

  – I'm ready for work and defense! And able to fight!

  The female dragon roared with a thunderous voice:

  – This time an intermediate mission, you have an elf in your body! And don't mind!

  The boy prince chuckled and winked.

  – You, in this case, will know what a tank is! After all, you must admit that this is the first time you hear such a word?

  Elliph nodded in agreement.

  – Yes! I don't even know what it is.

  Edward stamped his bare foot and chirped:

  – You know girl! And you will love it.

  The twelve-headed female dragon flicked her tail, and a momentary movement took place.

  Ellipha whistled, baring her teeth:

  – It's really cool!

  Four beautiful elves went out to fight near Elfingrad on the newest "Porcupine". These are girls with pointed ears, but unusually, blindingly beautiful.

  They are distinguished by hair color: red, green, blue and orange. Moreover, without any paint, just such a natural color scheme. Very sexy and in one bikini. Such is the fantasy army. And he leaves for the main road to fight with numerous Orkshi tanks.

  And it's not cold, despite the fact that it just snowed, damn it! The red-haired elf aimed the weapon with her bare feet. The other, with green hair, sighted an Orkish tank and fired.

  The projectile flew a distance of five kilometers and hit the edge of the T-60 tank, the Soviet car burst, crumbling into metal dust.

  The elven girls growled in unison.

  – We are cool eagle warriors!

  And they fired again, directing the guns with their feet. And at the same time they sang in rage.

  The red warrior that Ellipha had become sang as she fired:

  -Let be...

  The green girl fired at the Orkshi machine, continued:

  – Clumsy...

  The warrior with blue hair pressed her bare fingers, knocked out the tank, sent a beautiful passage:

  – Armored...

  And the beauty with orange hair added with a screech:

  – Through the puddles!

  And the red warrior Ellifa slashed with a projectile:

  – And on...

  She spat out a present with her bare fingers, the green one sang:

  – The roof...

  An elf girl with blue hair fired, shouting:

  – Costs...

  The orange-haired warrior continued:

  – Machine gun!

  When they sang, the girls looked very funny, and being elves, they shot almost without a miss. Their beauty was amazing... The tank heated up from the shots. And the tanned skin of the elves began to shine with sweat. They are beautiful, no words! And very sexy.

  Orkshi tanks move through the snow fairly quickly. They are almost all light: the heaviest thirty-fours. And the girls began to fire at these tanks when they came closer. The Orkshi machines answer too, but there is almost no chance of a hit from this distance. And the "Tiger" stands still, and the beauties hit very accurately.

  And they love to sing.

  Red Elliph, starts by firing:

  – Maybe...

  The girl with green hair sings:

  – Cow....

  The blue-haired girl thrashed and growled:

  – Maybe...

  The orange-haired girl chirped as she fired.

  – Be...

  The red elf girl Ellifa purred as she fired.

  – Dog...

  The elf girl with green hair said:

  – Maybe...

  The blue-haired girl, sending out a destructive projectile, chirped:

  – Hippopotamus!

  The girl with orange curls gave out, with the beauty of her bare fingers pressing on the breech of the gun:

  – So something...

  And the red-haired warrior Ellifa fired again and very accurately, sending a projectile into the thirty-four, sang:

  – Sing!

  And all the girls in chorus, as they yell:

  – Cuckoo!

  Orkshist tanks are firing at other elven tanks as well. In particular, TOR-4. But this car is almost equal to an Orkshi thirty-four. And does not have such an advantage as "Porcupine". And it's really great! Orkshi machines knock out elven ones as they go. And they clumsily snarl.

  But elf girls don't miss. And the supply of shells in the "Tiger" is large. And try to move.

  The girls sang again as they fired:

  – Cuckoo!

  A girl with red hair sent a projectile and said:

  – I...

  The green-haired girl chirped as she fired:

  – You...

  The elf girl with blue hair also fired, and answered:

  – Spurs...

  An elf with orange hair gave out a present and shouted:

  – Zaseku!

  And again in response to chuckles... But now the Porcupine's shells are running out, and the Orkshi machines are coming closer. And they showered the car with shells.

  And the elf girls exclaimed in chorus:

  – Farewell comrades! We sink, hurrah!

  Then lightning flashed, and Ellipha was back on her royal, winged ship. The warrior was literally on a white horse with delight.

  The boy-prince asked her:

  – Do you like?

  Elliph asked:

  – What exactly? You are still a child, and you do not understand the meaning of many words!

  Edward laughed and answered, baring his teeth:

  – I mean, what impression did the tank make on you? Machine, agree, beast?!

  The queen girl answered honestly:

  – I've never seen one like this. It really is a miracle! Although, to be honest, it's cold in it. I used to think that snow only happens in fairy tales.

  Edward laughed and replied:

  – I, a girl, had to see not only snow, but even ride on solid frozen hydrogen. It's way cooler than ice!

  Ellipha nodded and asked in a whisper:

  – What is hydrogen?

  The boy prince laughed and asked in surprise:

  – Don't you know? Here is the queen!

  The girl remarked offendedly, angrily poking her bare heel at the sandalwood board, which even rang:

  – You forgot what level of technological development we are at. And you yourself, from what world? You look like a child, but I feel that you ...

  Edward nodded in agreement.

  – Yes, great! You're right. Appearances are deceptive. But I will try to explain to you. What is water, do you know?

  Elliph growled:

  – Are you kidding me!

  And she tried to grab the impudent boy with her bare toes by the nose. But, of course, the experienced prince easily dodged. And chirped:

  – Oh, how rude you are!

  Queen Girl said:

  – Yes, I do not need your explanation of what hydrogen is! When the time comes, I'll find out for myself!

  The boy prince wanted to tell her something, but at that very moment the vampire appeared. It doesn't look like it's scary. Like an elf, a beardless teenage boy, only with pale skin. But his matte pallor made his face more beautiful than sinister. And the red suit was expensive, decent. And the boots shone with lacquer. In his hands he held a magic wand.

  Ellipha chirped, baring her teeth:

  – Hello, my friend!

  The vampire opened his mouth and showed sharp, like a wolf cub, fangs. The voice, however, was quite pleasant and sonorous:

  – Greetings queen!

  Ellipa smiled. Edward noted:

  – Be careful with him! Vampires can talk to death.

  The fangs of the young bloodsucker lengthened and he chirped:

  – Ah, this is Prince Edya! Great little one, only the tongue is too long. And nothing shortens life so much as a long tongue!

  The boy prince nodded. Then he jumped up, hooked his bare toes on the sail and hovered like a monkey, after which he whistled:

  – And evil tongues are worse than pistols,

  And it's time to bring the talker to account for a long time!

  Ellipha asked the vampire:

  – Are you kind to us, or what?

  Bloodsucker quite logically remarked:

  – It's stupid to fight with an entire army on winged ships. You have a great army, and you beat the orcs effortlessly!

  The boy prince said:

  – And also goblins and trolls. What is more serious!

  The young vampire nodded.

  – Yes! That's what I think, it's useless to fight with you. Just shedding blood for free. Even if the orcs are not sorry. By the way, they are such creatures that they can be made from sawdust.

  Edward chuckled.

  There aren't enough trees for that. And in general, killing orcs is an interesting entertainment!

  Ellipa giggled and confirmed:

  – Yes! I liked it too. It"s not at all a pity for such ugly bears, like crushing cockroaches.

  The young vampire asked with a smile:

  – And what about the fact that instead of brute force, to measure the mind? After all, what is the truth?

  Edward nodded.

  – At the expense of the mind, then ... I do not mind! Although I look like a child, but I have such life experience. Probably only Koschey the Immortal can compete with me!

  The young vampire nodded his cocked head.

  – I know it! Therefore, I will ask riddles exclusively to the queen. And you, young genius and know-it-all, keep quiet. And do not try to prompt, or even make signs with bare toes.

  The boy-prince remarked offendedly:

  "You know that I am a knight and even an honorary master of many orders. How can I afford to cheat? Who do you take me for!

  Elliph nodded in agreement.

  – I'm ready to test my mind. Although, in a past life, she was just an illiterate slave.

  The young vampire remarked logically:

  -The natural mind can replace education, but education will never replace the natural mind!

  Edward giggled and squeaked:

  – I see the game will be fun! Let's measure intelligence!

  The Queen Girl nodded and stomped her foot, which again made the sound like a thousand crystal vases breaking.

  And the beauty squeaked:

  – Okay, don't rush!

  The boy prince said:

  – If you lose, then the fairy kingdom will be ours. You got it!

  The young vampire nodded and added:

  – But if you lose, then I will take your queen to me as a slave and another hundred of the most beautiful girls and a boy of our choice!

  Edward confirmed:

  – We agree to this! The battle of intellects is the battle of intellects!

  The bloodsucker nodded.

  "There will be three riddles and six hundred seconds of time to think about each one. You need to answer exactly everything! If you do not give the correct answer, then I will answer correctly, understand?

  The girl-queen and the boy-prince exclaimed:

  – Understood and accept the fight! Just look, all riddles must have an answer!