Текст книги "DONALD TRUMP IN THE BODY OF NAPOLEON"

Автор книги: Олег Рыбаченко

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So Donald trump... was a Little confused when the grenadiers rode towards him.  They were big, two-meter guys, and their height seemed higher because of the high hats.  Maybe that's why the myth of the short Napoleon was born, with his flattened cocked hat. 

But after hearing the greetings and receiving low bows, trump-Bonaparte immediately gained confidence in himself.  

He was actually saluted and bowed. The American President saw that people looked at him with genuine admiration, which was not the case in his previous life.

It is one thing to be a servant of the people, and another to be a real Emperor.   That is, the monarch and the king.  In fact, Napoleon's power is almost unlimited.

Two girls followed him.  After Donald trump came down to earth, the feeling of smallness became stronger.  Both girls were about 185 and, despite their bare feet, towered over Bonaparte.  

The Emperor's personal guard, like the guard of Peter, was formed of soldiers no lower than 190, and at the same time the grenadiers of the life guard in high-heeled boots and high, brightly embroidered hats.

Donald trump thought it would be nice to simplify the form, and introduce a khaki color.  In addition to the purely practical benefit of making soldiers invisible in battle, Napoleon-Donald himself would not have seemed so dwarfed in this case.  And the are worth these foreheads! 

And what is the stereotype that a bodyguard must be huge? After all, the smaller the body, the more agile it is.  A large size, they only slow down maneuverability, and increase the inertial mass.

In addition, a simple khaki uniform will be cheaper and easier to erase than this luxury, and instead of hats, you can use a cap for the summer, or a beret for the winter.

A dozen generals and a couple of marshals were already waiting for Donald trump at the map.  What Napoleon wanted to say to them is well known to the President of the United States.  But while trump-Bonaparte has not yet decided whether to be in this year's war with Russia or not, as well as what way to conduct it.

Napoleon's loud, confident baritone announced his first will:

– We need to urgently shave all the soldiers ' heads and pubes!  I'm not going to lose half my army to lice and scabies!  And you gentlemen be more modest, your hats are visible for a hundred meters!  But get a volley of buckshot, or from a unicorn, and will take you to the river Styx, or the lake Leucocytes this is how one earned it.