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Dearly Departed

A Holland Taylor Mystery

David Housewright

A MysteriousPress.com

Open Road Integrated Media ebook

acknowledgments

Special thanks

to Dale Gelfand, Phyllis Jaeger, Lou Kannenstine,

Alison Picard, Michael Sullivan, Bob and Sharon

Valois, and Renée Valois

one

What I remember most was her voice. It was strong and clear and totally unafraid, even though the words she spoke gripped my heart with two icy hands:

If you are listening to this now, it is because I am dead.

At first I didn’t want to listen. I did not know the voice, had never heard the name that went with it. But I knew the man who had invaded my office, who now stood in front of my desk, a stumpy index finger pressed hard against the play button of a cassette recorder, and it was all I could do to keep from knocking him to the floor and beating him about the head and shoulders. Hell, if there had been a wooden stake handy, I would have gladly driven it through his heart.

But that voice, that voice …

Hunter Truman was a man who preferred what Winston Churchill called “short, Anglo-Saxon words,” words usually reserved for those moments when you hit your thumb with a hammer or stub your toe in the dark. He used them frequently. Probably the only words he used more often were these: “I’ll sue.”

Truman was an attorney, a fact that might have pleased his mother but few others. He took bragging pleasure in the sixty-some civil lawsuits he had filed on his own behalf over the past ten years—more if you added all the spin-off countersuits. Most were frivolous. The rest were vindictive and vengeful. He didn’t care if he won, only that he crushed his victims with legal fees– a problem he didn’t have since he always represented himself. I hadn’t known this several years ago when I met Truman, and although I was still struggling to make a go of my detective agency back then, I like to think it would have made a difference.

At the time, Truman had insisted that enemies of a client he declined to identify had attempted to run him down just that morning. He gave me a description of the car and the first three digits of the license plate, then hired me to learn who had driven it. By late afternoon, I discovered that the car was owned by a middle-aged couple living in the Kenwood neighborhood of Minneapolis but usually driven by their teenage daughter. I also discovered that while several people might have wanted Truman dead, no one was actually trying to kill him. And he had known it. He had merely wanted the information I provided so that he could sue the teenager’s parents for one hundred thousand dollars in punitive damages for having an “out-of-control” daughter. The teenager’s crime? She had flipped him the bird when Truman cut her off on a downtown Minneapolis street so that he could claim a prime parking spot in front of the Federal Court Building.

Armed with the information I had gathered for him, Truman dragged the parents through the court system, vowing that if they wouldn’t control their daughter, then—bigod!—he would. Eventually he lost the suit and was ordered to pay the parents a two-hundred-and-fifty-dollar judgment. Meanwhile, the parents had burned several thousand dollars defending themselves.

I hadn’t liked being used so badly. Nor had I appreciated his lying to me. But I probably would have forgotten all about the incident if Truman hadn’t tried to pull the same crap a couple of years later—this time with me as his designated victim.

I had just worked a case involving credit card fraud. A man had been contacting grieving widows. He’d get their names from the obituaries and call them and offer to switch their credit cards from their husbands’ names to their names. All they had to do was provide him with the credit card numbers and expiration dates. And soon they would start receiving bills for televisions, stereos, microwave ovens, and airline tickets that they hadn’t purchased. I had been drawn into the case by an older woman who didn’t think the authorities were giving it enough attention.

It turned out the caller was an inmate at Oak Park Heights state prison. He had been using a pay phone to gather the credit card information and then sell it to accomplices on the outside. When confronted with the crime, the inmate grinned and said, “Don’t shoot, I give up.” He’d treated it all like a hoot—and why not? After his conviction, he drew a sentence that was to be served concurrently with the sentence he was already serving. He didn’t lose so much as an extra day of freedom. Meanwhile, the money gleaned off the scam was pulling interest in a mutual fund somewhere.

Only that wasn’t good enough for Truman, who had defended the lowlife. Annoyed because he couldn’t shake my testimony on the witness stand, he sought revenge by bringing me up before the Private Detective and Protective Agent Services Board, claiming I had abused my license, stating specifically that I had “engaged in fraud, deceit and misrepresentation while in the business of private detective.” However, on the morning of the hearing, Truman withdrew his complaint—although not his claims—and the matter was dropped. But not before it had cost me several sleepless nights and the expense of hiring my own attorney.

When chance and the Minnesota Timberwolves put us at the same concession stand a few months later, I confronted Truman with a few well-chosen Anglo-Saxon words of my own and told him if I ever saw him again, I’d shoot him. He said he was going to sue me for defamation and assault but apparently found something else to become hysterical over because he never did.

Now he was in my office, and I found myself regretting that I’d stopped carrying a gun.

He set a battered briefcase on the floor, straightened slowly, and said, “I need your help.” He looked it, too. I had never seen anyone who appeared as sorrowful or as dejected as Truman did outside a cancer ward. His hair was tangled from running his hands through it, and he had little patches of beard where he had shaved not too carefully. His eyes were bloodshot and tired. He looked defeated. It was because of that look that I didn’t throw him out. But, then, I didn’t invite him to sit down, either.

“Let me guess, the Office of Lawyers Professional Responsibility pulled your ticket,” I said.

“Fuck, no. Why would they do that?” Truman answered without much enthusiasm.

“Jealousy.”

Truman didn’t reply. His eyes locked on an empty corner of my desk blotter, and for a moment he reminded me of a lawn ornament, one of those sad-eyed ceramic deer that people stick in their front yards.

“You have thirty seconds to tell me what you want,” I said.

Truman’s woeful demeanor didn’t last long. “Thirty seconds, what’s that shit?” he wanted to know in a voice that started low and increased in volume.

“Twenty-five seconds.”

Truman must have figured out I was serious because at fifteen seconds he said, “I want you to find a woman for me.”

“Try Lyndale and Lake Street; the girls who wave at passing cars are usually the most reasonably priced.”

“Jesus H. Christ. This is serious.”

“Five seconds.”

In five seconds, Truman whipped a photograph out of his pocket and set it—ever so tenderly—in front of me. It was of a woman who looked like she should be advertising perfumes with dangerous-sounding names. She wasn’t beautiful, exactly. Her hair was dark and so were her eyes, but her chin was too sharp, and her nose had a slight hook to it. Yet she had a presence, a confidence, that a camera could not diminish. Or perhaps the camera lent it to her—what did I know? I guessed her age at twenty-five.

“The police think she was murdered,” Truman said.

That bought him an extra minute.

“What do you mean, they think?”

“Shit, the assholes can’t find her body, and they can’t find any conclusive fucking evidence of foul play.”

I was puzzled and probably looked it.

“Listen to what I’m saying,” Truman commanded. “The last time anyone saw her, she was leaving her office Halloween night. Remember that goddamn snowstorm?”

I remembered it well. Twenty-three inches of snow fell within twelve hours, and my snow blower wouldn’t start.

“Her husband comes home, and she’s not there. But here’s the thing: Her car was in the garage, her coat and purse were on the chair where she usually left them, and the front door was open. I don’t mean unlocked, I mean open.”

“Maybe she went out for a pack of cigarettes and kept on going. It’s been done before,” I volunteered.

“In a snowstorm? Without her coat or boots? Without her fucking purse, her credit cards, her checkbook, her cash? Listen to what the fuck I’m saying! The cops thought she might have left, too, but changed their minds because nothing was missing from the house. No clothes, no jewelry, no nothing.”

“Did the police sweep the house?”

“Shit, yeah. They didn’t turn up jack. No sign of forced entry, no physical evidence, no witnesses. Christ, if they knew what the fuck was going on, you’d think I’d be standing here?”

I reached across the desk, grabbed a fistful of silk tie, and jerked it toward me. “You utter one more obscenity in my presence, I’ll wash out your mouth with soap,” I snarled. It was a good snarl, too—I practice it in front of a mirror.

He started to utter one of the seven words banned from network television, gulped when I yanked his tie, then nodded.

I released his tie. It’s not that I’m particularly offended by obscene language. I’ve been known to mutter a few four– and seven-letter words myself. But Truman was beginning to annoy me, and since I didn’t like him in the first place, I saw no reason to put up with his vulgarity.

“You’re a straight shooter; I respect that,” he told me. “A conscientious guy.”

“Sure,” I replied sarcastically to the hollow compliment.

“That’s why I’m here,” he continued. “I know you didn’t like it when I dragged you in front of the board, but I was protecting the interests of my client; that’s what lawyers do. If other people get hurt along the way … Hey, don’t blame me, blame the system.”

“Get out of my office,” I told him.

“No, listen, this is important.”

“Hit the bricks, pal.”

“Taylor, Christ, listen.…”

“Truman, you’re a jerk. A gold-plated, one-hundred-percent jerk, and I do not want to work for you. You haven’t got enough money to hire me. You could be Bill Gates or Warren Buffett and still not have enough money to hire me. Go away.”

“All I want is a minute—”

“You’ve had a minute.”

“Taylor, c’mon, just listen to this,” he said, producing a cassette recorder from the briefcase. He pressed the play button as I rounded my desk, reaching for him.

If you are listening to this now, it is because I am dead.

The voice stopped me. It was a woman’s voice, and there was something about it, a characteristic I couldn’t identify. It wasn’t an accent, although it had an almost exotic resonance. And it wasn’t the way the pitch of her voice rose and fell pleasantly like it was singing a ballad, something by the Gershwins. But there was something, a quality that I can hear even now.…

If you are listening to this now, it is because I am dead.

I returned to my side of the desk. Truman took a chance and sat in the chair that I reserve for guests. He sighed with the effort, like he’d remembered too many things at once. I swiveled away in my chair, looked out my window at downtown Minneapolis, and listened.…

“If you are listening to this now, it is because I am dead. (Long pause.) I realize that everything I’m about to tell you seems.… unlikely. But I am frightened, and I believe I have good cause. I am taking steps to protect myself. Unfortunately, there is only so much one can do and still maintain a life worth living. I am making this tape in case things do not go my way. (Long pause. Low barking of several dogs in the distance.) I am sitting beneath an oak tree on a knoll overlooking the pond as I record this. There’s a mist rising off the pond.… Oh, sure, Larry, ruin the whole scene. (Loudly.) Larry just ran into the pond for a drink. You can’t bring these guys anywhere near water.… I have three black Labradors. I call them Larry, Moe, and Curly Joe, although I couldn’t tell you why—I’ve never been a fan of the Stooges. I usually take my babies for a run in the morning in the wooden area behind my house. What’s the appropriate word for a small forest? Glade? Grove?”

“Grove,” Truman answered.

“Stephen hates it here. But I love it. I told him if he wants to move he’ll have to do it without me.

“(Deep sigh.) I suppose if I’m going to do this thing, I’d best get to it. To be official, Hunter … my name is Alison Donnerbauer Emerton. I am twenty-seven years old. I am married to Stephen Emerton, and we live at 3747 Pioneer Trail in Hastings, Minnesota. I am making this tape for my attorney, Hunter Truman of Minneapolis, with the explicit instructions that he deliver it forthwith to the appropriate authorities in the event of my death.…”

“Stop the tape,” I said.

“Don’t you—?”

“Stop it.”

Truman hit the pause button.

“Why did she come to you with this?”

Truman shrugged. “I was her attorney.”

“Did she pick you out of the phone book? What?”

Truman hesitated; he studied the palm of his hand as if the answer was written there. “I was her husband’s attorney before they were married. That’s probably why she called me.”

“Probably?”

Truman shrugged like he didn’t want to commit himself.

“Go ’head,” I instructed.

Truman pressed the play button.

“If I am dead, it is because Raymond Fleck killed me.… (Long pause.) Fleck is a convicted rapist who has been stalking me for the past six weeks.

“To begin at the beginning, I am a public-relations practitioner and marketing manager for Kennel-Up, Incorporated, a company based in Hastings that manufactures and sells conventional as well as electronic dog kennels. Raymond was one of the company’s site managers. I was responsible for his dismissal from the firm for sexual harassment. I met him when I took the position with Kennel-Up last March. Prior to that I worked for a health-care company. I took the Kennel-Up job partly because I love dogs more than doctors and partly because it pays better. I now make more than Stephen, which doesn’t sit too well with him. But, let that go for now.

“(Deep sigh.) From the first, Raymond was too … familiar. He held my hand too long after he shook it; he made periodic references to my appearance, telling me how attractive I was, how pretty my hair, how flattering my dress; he would linger at the coffee machine when I ventured for a cup. I am not an unattractive woman—”

“You’re beautiful,” Truman told the machine.

“—and over the years I’ve grown accustomed to this kind of treatment, so I let Raymond’s behavior slide. That might have been a mistake. Perhaps he interpreted my silence as approval, even encouragement. (Brief pause.) I discussed the matter with Stephen. He wondered if my behavior and style of dress were leading Raymond on. He also suggested that I would be branded as a whiner or a troublemaker if I took the matter to my employers. Typical Stephen. However, when Raymond’s behavior became even more objectionable, when he began to massage my shoulders or rub my back when our jobs put us in close proximity, when he began making pornographic references, I told Mr. Selmi about my concerns.

“Mr. Selmi is a great old teddy bear of a man. Everybody loves him. He started Kennel-Up in his garage when he was thirty-five. Now he’s seventy-something and rich. Only I get the impression he wishes he was still working out of the garage.

“Anyway, Mr. Selmi seemed quite upset. He questioned Raymond in my presence. Raymond, of course, denied everything. Said it was all in my imagination. Even suggested that subconsciously I wanted him to do the things he described. Mr. Selmi asked me to leave his office, and he and Raymond spoke for a long time—several hours at least. Later, Mr. Selmi informed me that my problems with Raymond were over. But he was mistaken.

“Later that evening, I discovered Raymond’s car parked in front of my house. I could see the burning tip of a cigarette behind the windshield. I called the police. I was impressed by how quickly the officers responded, but not by their kid-glove treatment of the man. It was as if they were afraid to offend him.

“Raymond told the police he had done nothing wrong, and legally speaking I suppose that was true. He also claimed I had invited him. He said I had promised to sneak out of the house after Stephen was asleep and meet him. He was lying, and I said so. The police and Stephen—damn Stephen—weren’t sure what to believe. That is until they ran Raymond’s name through their computer and learned that he had been convicted of raping a woman about seven years ago. Apparently Raymond had satisfied the conditions of his parole because the police said there was nothing they could do but warn him off. Raymond left, and after he drove away, so did the police.

“The next morning I went directly to Mr. Selmi and told him what had occurred. He fired Raymond before Raymond had a chance to remove his overcoat and then stood watch while Raymond cleared his personal effects from his office.

“Stephen … I nearly left Stephen that night. He said I had no business getting Raymond fired. He said Raymond had paid his debt to society and had as much right to a job as I did. He said if I didn’t like it at Kennel-Up, I should have quit instead.

“I encountered much the same reaction from my co-workers. One woman accused me of fabricating the entire incident just to get Raymond dismissed, although she couldn’t explain why I would do such a thing. Several others complained to Mr. Selmi, saying they did not want to work with me—apparently I was the only one to receive Raymond’s special attention.

“Then the telephone calls started coming: at home, at work, night and day. Usually the caller would hang up when I answered. Sometimes a loud whistle would be blown in my ear. Sometimes nothing would happen as I repeated ‘Hello, hello, hello’ like an idiot. A box filled with dead roses was left on my desk. A dead cat was stuffed in my mailbox at home. A few days ago the tires of my car were slashed in a supermarket parking lot, which means someone followed me there, right? I knew it was Raymond.

“I bought a gun. A .22. I asked for something bigger, but the man said a .22 was plenty big enough. I had it with me yesterday while I was in downtown Minneapolis. I was gripping it inside my purse when a homeless man came up and handed me an envelope. ‘Person paid me to give you this,’ he said and then walked away before I could ask him who. I opened the envelope. There was a piece of paper in it. On the paper someone had written the word Soon in crayon. Nothing else, just Soon.

“Mr. Truman, I know he’s out there. I know he’s coming for me. It’s just a matter of time. The police can’t help me, and Stephen won’t. So, all I can do is wait. But I refuse to panic. And I refuse to run.…

“It’s Wednesday, October sixteenth. I request that you accept this tape; lock it in your safe. A year from now, if I discover my fears have been greatly exaggerated, I’ll ask you to return it, and we’ll go to lunch, and you can charge me an exorbitant fee for your patience. Thank you for your consideration. Hey, you guys! Larry, Moe …”

We sat silently listening long after the tape had stopped playing. Finally Truman ejected the cassette from the machine. He held it in both hands like it was ancient parchment instead of plastic.

“Leave it,” I told him when he made a move to drop it in his pocket. He placed the cassette on the desk blotter next to Alison’s photograph.

“Tell me more,” I said.

“Witnesses verify that Alison left Kennel-Up at five-fifteen. Give her fifteen minutes to reach her home. Her husband arrives at six-fifteen and finds Alison missing. No trace of her. When I learned about it, I gave the original cassette to the cops; this is a copy. They checked Raymond Fleck. He had an alibi. A woman who worked with him at Kennel-Up claimed that from about five till seven, they were fucking each other’s brains out. Excuse me, having carnal relations.”

I waved off the apology; the color of his language no longer concerned me.

“The cops thought that was awfully convenient and wouldn’t eliminate him as a suspect. Only, eliminate him from what? There’s nothing there, Holland. Nothing at all. No prints, no fibers … They put Alison’s photograph on TV, in the newspapers—‘Have you seen this woman?’ They even put her on those goddamn milk cartons. That was two hundred and twelve days ago.”

“You counted the days?”

“Every fucking one.”

“What do you want me to do, Hunter?” Strange how we were suddenly on a first-name basis, the best of friends.

“Find her.”

“Find her?”

“Find out what happened to her. Listen to what I’m saying: I know she’s dead, but I don’t know, I mean … I have to know what happened to her. I have to know. Even if there’s nothing we can do about it, even if—I have to know, Holland. Please.…”

Why did it matter so much to him? I wondered. What was Alison to Truman besides a client? Was that the extent of their relationship? Or was there something else? I was betting on the something else. I had no reason to draw that conclusion except that Hunter Truman was the most unreasonable, unsympathetic, mean-spirited man I knew who wasn’t in jail. As far as I could tell he had never displayed so much as a modicum of concern for anyone. Yet he seemed to care deeply for Alison Donnerbauer Emerton. And suddenly, so did I.

“There’s not much I can do that the cops haven’t,” I told him.

“Give me your best guess. I’ll settle for that.”

It was ten o’clock Monday morning, the first week in June, and the phone hadn’t rung for a few days. I told myself, what the hell, a buck’s a buck, and Hunter Truman wasn’t such a bad guy.… Yeah, right.

“I’ll look into it, see if I can generate a few new leads. If not …” I shrugged.

“You will?” Truman asked gleefully.

“I get four hundred a day, plus expenses.”