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The Unidentified Redhead

by

Alice Clayton

 

Omnific Publishing

DALLAS

Copyright © 2010 by Alice Clayton

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First Omnific ebook edition, February 2010

First Omnific trade paperback edition, February 2010

The characters and events in this book are fictitious.

Any similarity to real persons, living or dead,

is coincidental and not intended by the author.

Library of Congress Cataloguing-in-Publication Data

Clayton, Alice.

The Unidentified Redhead / Alice Clayton – 1st ed.

ISBN:  978-1-936305-06-3

1.  Hollywood—Fiction.  2.  Romance—Fiction. I. Title

10  9  8  7  6  5  4  3  2  1

Book Design by Barbara Hallworth

Printed in the United States of America

***

For Nancy

***

Chapter One

"You

do

realize I have seen you naked before, right?" Holly shouted through the bedroom door.

"Yes, love, but it's been awhile. I don't think you're ready for this."

"Is this an 'I don't think you're ready for this jelly' situation?"

"Did you actually just say that to a half-naked girl? Seriously, you should know better. You'll give me a complex. Asshead."

"You're making this too hard, Grace."

"That's what she said," I muttered.

"Wow," I heard her say as I laughed quietly to myself. I was in the process of trying to get my ass into a new pair of low rise jeans that were so low they might be illegal.

"That's it," Holly announced. "I'm coming in. Suck it in, Grace!"

She came barreling through the door, stopping short when she saw me struggling on the bed. I was laid out flat on the sheets in a charming lacy peach bra, half way in and out of the damn jeans that she had convinced me to buy, even though I knew I was in no way young enough to work them in the way they deserved to be worked. Holly had always had a way of getting me to do things she wanted me to do (under the guise that she knew what was best for me). And mother of pearl, she was almost always right.

"Sweet rack," she said, acknowledging my bra. "Do I need to get a set of pliers and pull the zipper up myself? Didn't we see that done in a movie once?" she mused, getting off track.

"Yes, yes we did…a little help? I'm giving a full salute here. I'd like to get the girls back under wraps," I answered, struggling to stay on the bed at this odd angle.

"I can see that. OK, hold your breath," she warned and grabbed the buttons of my jeans, and I pulled with all my might as the zipper finally closed, leaving me breathless.

"Holy Lord. I think my uterus just left. Yep, there she goes." I moaned.

I couldn't believe how tight these jeans were, although I was damn proud to be wearing them. I felt a thrill of "you go girl" roll through me, but it could have also been the lack of oxygen from the band of denim now restricting my air supply.

Do people even say "you go girl" anymore?

I really might need to rethink that one.

Holly helped me climb off the bed and I turned to admire the way I looked in these badass jeans, thinking that maybe I could actually pull them off. I still caught myself examining the mirror at times and having to look twice to make sure it was really me. She saw me checking myself out and chuckled

"You're looking sassy there, my friend. I would totally fuck you."

"That's charming, Holly. Thanks." I smiled back at her as I continued to pose in the mirror. I began to Vogue and got to giggling.

"Grace. Settle down. Vogue-ing is just, well, it's wrong. There's never a good enough reason." She laughed, giving me one last thumbs up as she left the room.

I had recently shed quite a bit of weight. In fact, I was actually in better shape now than when I was in college. Holly was proud of me and made sure to tell me often.

Holly Newman and I met in college. While we both majored in theater, she knew early on that she preferred the behind the scenes world, especially the business side, while I was a major drama queen. The entire time we were in school together we made plans for when we would conquer the entertainment world. She would have her own agency and manage only the best talent, working with artists that shared a similar creative vision. I, however, had stars in my eyes and wanted to be famous, famous, god damned famous.

She made it out to the coast six months before I did and when I finally got there, she was already working her way up as a junior agent at one of the major firms in town. She had a real knack for artist management, knowing when to be tough and when to coddle. She knew when to really fight for her artists and when to lay the groundwork for future projects. When I arrived, she'd gotten me a job temping in the agency and I watched in awe as she maneuvered in what was, then, still very much a man's world. With Holly's perfect golden hair, fantastic figure and stylish sensibility, she was asked all the time why she was working behind the scenes rather than in front of the camera. The girl was a knockout. But she would always laugh and say, "It's just not for me," and then work harder than everyone else to make sure she earned her stripes.

I loved L.A. when I first made my place there. I'd moved in with Holly, started taking acting classes and worked at the agency with her, all while waiting tables at night in a restaurant in Santa Monica. I really felt like I was living that Hollywood lifestyle I had been dreaming of since I could remember.

After about six months, Holly had convinced her boss that I should come in for a reading and consider me for representation. I was prepared, I read well, my pictures were flawless…and then I waited. And waited. And then waited some more. Finally, they agreed to take me on if Holly agreed to sign me personally as sole representation.

She began sending me out on auditions. I auditioned. Hell, I auditioned all over that fucking town. I was damn good. But so was everyone else.

I didn't book a single job.

What they don't tell you when you grow up in the Midwest, light years away from L.A., is that when you move to Hollywood, everyone is the next Miss Hot Shit. We all think we're the prettiest, we all think we're special, we all think we are the only one that truly has what it takes. We all think our talent is genuine and true, we all think we have something to share with the world and we can't understand why we are not booking jobs all the time.

The thing is, in L.A., you can't just be a pretty face, because you can airbrush that. You can't just have a fairly good bod, because everyone else is nipped and tucked in places you don't even want to dream of. You can't just giggle and toss your hair and be the punchline, because someone else already has that job sewn up. For all the people who move to L.A. each year, just as many leave, limping back to their hometowns like pretty little sad sacks, telling their "I lived in California" stories over cocktails with their old high school friends.

I became one of those sad sacks—I only lasted in Los Angeles for eighteen months. I limped away, feeling like a failure for the first time in my life. I let the city and the industry beat me.

But now I was back. It took me ten years to make it back and this time…I wasn't going anywhere.

***

Holly was having a party at her house to celebrate the launch of her new management company. She had recently left a very high profile position with a major agency and had invited her close friends and several of the actors and actresses she represented. There were a few that had chosen to stay with the other agency, but she was so good at crafting a career, particularly with fresh new talent, that many had followed her.

Since I had moved back to L.A., I'd been staying with her at her house in the hills. She'd done very well for herself and had a great house off Mulholland Drive with a view of the city below.

Which brings us to the illegal jeans. As a thirty-three-year-old with some pre-existing body image issues, I was trying to get into the mind set I would need to navigate this party in this particular pair of jeans. I had matched the illegal jeans with a fairly conservative turquoise, cowl-neck tank top and stuck my feet into some very nice peep-toe sling-backs. I had great toe cleavage.

I was wearing my hair down, which I rarely do, but Holly had banned all my ponytail-holders this evening. We had gone this afternoon to get our hair done, and my red hair was a mess of soft curls. That stylist really earned his money and even I had to admit the curls were shampoo-commercial-worthy.

The party was in full swing and everyone was having a great time. Because Holly only took on talent she truly wanted to invest herself in, they became her close friends as well. They were always at the house and her circle had become my circle.

"Grace, you can't be serious. Feldman is way hotter than Haim."

I was deep in a discussion with Nick, a screenwriter that Holly had known for years. He had become one of my new friends since I'd moved back and could always be counted on as a good wingman at a party. Tonight we'd been knee deep in the dirty martinis. Extra dirty. He was waiting for an actor to arrive that Holly had recently begun to represent, an actor who apparently was poised to be the next big thing. I had yet to meet him, although Nick had admitted he was, and I quote, "yummy, scrumptious…a bit scruffy, but in a totally hot kind of way." Also, his British accent was "lovely," "to die for," and "knock-me-down-and-fuck-me."

Yeah, Nick was "gay". . .

"FINE," I started, "I will admit that Corey Feldman was genius in Goonies and even semi-cute in Stand By Me, but no one holds a candle to my Lucas," I protested, determined to win this round. We had recently gotten into a similar discussion about Steve Carrel versus Ricky Gervais and it didn't end well. Someone got scratched.

I heard a snicker behind me and someone said in a "lovely" British accent, "I think you gotta give the edge to Haim, if only for getting to kiss Heather Graham."

I turned to acknowledge the obvious genius of the newcomer for knowing License to Drive when I actually saw who it was.

"Hey, you're Super Sexy Scientist Guy!" I cried out in spite of myself, clapping my hands over my mouth as soon as I'd said it. I could feel my face redden instantly. Holly had a picture of this guy on her computer and had been referring to him for the last month as Super Sexy Scientist Guy. This was her new client, the next big thing. He had the lead in a movie slated for a fall release that was already generating big buzz in town. I didn't know much about the movie, but I knew that Holly was very excited to be representing this new actor.

Super Sexy Scientist Guy smiled a confused and somewhat sheepish grin. Did he know how hot that grin was?

Oh yeah, he totally knew.

He extended a hand to me and in the Queen's English he said, "Actually, I'm Super Sexy Jack Hamilton."

Chapter Two

I heard Nick's sharp intake of breath behind me as he almost knocked me out of the way to shake Jack's hand, surprising him in the process.

"Hi, Jack. I'm Nick. I saw you in your movie Her Better Half. Loved it! I also saw your pictures in Entertainment Weekly. I know not everyone loved the cover, but I sure did! I didn't see the big deal about wearing the kilt, you've got great legs. Are you living here in L.A. now? Are you excited for Time to come out? Wow, you're pretty." Nick had forgotten to breathe and only stopped talking because he ran out of air.

During this verbal assault, I watched as Jack's face changed from surprise to confusion, then on to wonder and finally barely contained laughter. I giggled and began to extricate Nick's hand from Jack's.

"Settle down big guy. You can tell Jack he's pretty all night long, but you don't want to shock and awe him in the first five minutes," I said, turning to Jack. "Hi, I'm Grace Sheridan. Super Sexy Grace Sheridan; it's nice to meet you." I shook his hand while Nick panted next to me. "And you are quite pretty," I added, as Jack smiled back at me.

I took a good long look at him now that my surprised blinders were off and I saw a tall, lean young man, who was almost a foot taller than me. He was wearing faded jeans, an anonymous black t-shirt with a gray zip-up jacket and oh my, were those Doc Martens? He had on an old gray baseball cap and a few days worth of scruff that was definitely working for him. He seemed very comfortable in his skin, which, for a second, I imagined pressed up against mine in a tight embrace.

The guy looks young enough to be your kid, Grace.

Yes, but only if I'd really slutted it up in junior high…

I shook my head to clear it a little and, by then, I could see Holly working her way across the kitchen to greet Jack

"Hello, sweetness. How're you tonight?" she asked, wrapping an arm around his shoulders and leaning in for a quick peck on the cheek.

"I'm well, thank you. I've just been meeting Grace and, uh, Nick was it?" Jack smiled again and Nick swooned. I snorted as I watched Nick have a breakdown. Jack winked at me mischievously and I grinned back.

"Grace is my girl," Holly said. "We go way back. And Nick, well, Nick is necessary," she teased.

Nick feigned annoyance and responded, "Bitch, please. Where are you gonna find another man that will take you to see New Kids on the Block? And go along with the lie that it was work related?"

I almost spit out my cocktail, I was laughing so hard. Holly was the biggest closet New Kids fan around. I was one of the only ones who knew this secret. Maybe because it was a secret I shared with her.

"I don't know why you're laughing, Miss Thing," Nick said, turning his gaze to me. "You still fantasize over Joe McIntyre like you are thirteen years old!"

"Oh, I own my obsession. If Joey Joe were here right now, I'd break him. I have no shame," I taunted right back, sipping down the rest of my martini. Jack leaned over and whispered loud enough for Holly to hear. "Is that why she's been trying to get me an audition for Donnie's next film? Should I be concerned?"

With him this close, I finally noticed his eyes. Wow, they were intense. Dark emerald green with flecks of gold.

This guy must get so much play.

I leaned closer to him and said quietly, "You only need to worry if she asks you to dance for her; watch out for that."

He grinned a sexy little smile while Holly took him by the hand and began leading him away. "OK, kids. I need Jack to meet a few people. I'll deal with you two later." The two of them headed back into the living room as Jack waved over his shoulder, leaving me and Nick to laugh in the kitchen.

"So, you played that real smooth, Nick. Is that the hottie you've been raving about all night?"

"Don't act like you didn't think he was cute. I saw the way you checked him out," he said, leaning back against the counter and fanning himself. "I made such an ass of myself! I wanted to play it much cooler when I saw him, but I couldn't make myself shut up! Did I actually tell him he was pretty?" he asked, a blush staining his cheeks as he reenacted the encounter in his mind.

"Yeah, you did. But don't worry about it. When I first moved out here, I was convinced I recognized an actor from Baywatch. I stalked him from produce all the way to the bakery and when he finally looked at me, I muttered the word "Hasselhoff" and then ran and hid in the soup aisle. I still get embarrassed when I see a box of Cup O' Noodles," I assured him.

"You should be embarrassed because you're still buying Cup O' Noodles, but whatever. Let's get plowed and flirt with pretty boys!" he said, refilling my martini glass, making it extra dirty. I laughed and ignored the fluttering in my tummy when I heard a British accent floating in from the other room.

***

Later that night, Holly and I were out on the terrace overlooking the city, working our way through our fourth cocktail and toasting her success. Nick came out to say his goodnights and slipped his arm around my waist.

"OK, bitches, I'm taking off. Be good, and make sure no one goes home with my pretty boy. I need to make sure he stays pure until I can convince him to switch teams," he teased, wagging his finger at Holly.

"How do you know he doesn't already play on your team, Nick?" I asked.

Holly laughed and said, "Oh sweetie, Jack is the hottest thing to hit this town in a while. He's got girls throwing themselves at him every night. He's discreet, but he is hittin' that shit."

"Oh, God, I can't hear anymore, it'll make me too sad. I'm going home to weep over some Manilow," Nick cried, throwing a sad look at the both of us as he made his way back into the house. He passed Jack on his way, who was talking to two girls over by the piano and he winked at Nick. I heard Nick mutter "tease" as he walked by and I could see Jack chuckling.

"So, I get that he's cute," I said, "and what girl doesn't like an accent? But why is he the next big thing? Nick mentioned something about a movie coming out…Time or something?" I asked Holly, scooting closer to her as we watched Jack talk to the two girls that couldn't stop giggling at everything he said. I noticed he bit down on his lower lip constantly.

Was he nervous?

"Grace, are you serious? You can't be serious. Time?" She stopped short and looked at me incredulously.

"What? Is this something I would know about?" I racked my brain trying to remember if I had heard anything about this movie, but was drawing a blank.

"So, you have never read the short stories Time is based on? You really don't know anything about them?" she asked, still looking shocked

"Hey, I've had a lot going on lately. I haven't had a lot of time to read much. Besides, you know I read mostly nonfiction," I answered, looking back at Jack through the clear glass of the French doors.

"It's a series of short stories that were written for a women's magazine. How the hell did you miss these?" she cried. She was still looking at me like she couldn't believe what I was telling her.

"What are they about? Is that why Nick is so excited for this movie to come out?" I noted.

"Grace, shut up and listen to me. These stories and this movie will have everything you have ever wanted: passion, love, adventure, sex, humor. Practically every woman I know is in love with them! The main character, Joshua, holy hell, girl. He's like a sexy scientist man, traveling through time and in each story he's in a different period. Joshua, hell, he is such a jackass, but an adorable jackass and from story to story he's with a different woman. This movie is going to be huge!" she squealed. She was getting very excited.

"Hmm, I don't know. I'm not usually a romance fan. Too schmaltzy, ya know? Not really a fan of science fiction either. Not my thing. Gimme a good historical non-fiction, like, did you see there's a new book out about Lincoln? They now think that he—"

"Oh, would you shut up about your historical nonfiction," Holly interrupted. "Honestly, it's like you're sprinting towards the retirement home. And Time isn't romance, it's just…Gah, I can't describe it! That's why this movie is such a big deal, and why Jack is such a hot commodity right now. Jack is Joshua. Women are losing their minds across this entire country waiting for it to come out. Oh man, I can't wait for you to read them! You swear to me right now you'll read them!" she pleaded with me, her voice getting steadily higher. I had only ever seen her this worked up when Donnie Wahlberg was involved.

"Jesus, fine. Calm down," I said. "Did you just squeal? Yes, I will freaking read them," I placated, noticing that Jack was coming towards us.

"Jack, listen to this," Holly started. "Grace hasn't read the Time short stories, she has never even heard of the movie!!" she called out as he walked onto the terrace, leaving the two girls giggling in his wake. He stared at me dramatically and then swept me into a close hug.

"Run away with me," he said quietly, pulling back to look at me, placing a hand on each side of my face. Holly laughed behind us. I chuckled nervously and then got control.

"Are you asking random women to run away with you, Jack?" Holly asked, and he dropped his hands from my face, looking at me in mock adoration

"Random? I meant it this time!" he said. "I told you, the next female I meet that hasn't heard of this silly little film I will run off with, have a tasty little tryst to satisfy the gossip magazines. How lucky am I that she seems normal?" he joked back.

"I really wouldn't rush to judgment on that yet. You don't know how abnormal I am," I stated, placing my hands on my hips.

"I have to tell you, Jack, she's not right in the head," Holly warned. "You don't want any of this. Believe me, I know. I've known Grace since college and she's insane," Holly agreed, knocking back the last of her cocktail.

"Wait, is this Grace, your best friend Grace? The one that leaves piles of Chex Mix around the house?" he asked, looking back and forth between us.

"Yep, this is my Gracie. Now ask her why she leaves piles of Chex Mix around the house," Holly teased while Jack looked at me questioningly.

I gave her a look. "First of all, thanks for telling my tales all over town…ass. And to clarify, it is not piles all over the house. I happen to not care for the little Melba toasts, so whenever I eat Chex Mix, I set aside the toasts so that I don't have to eat them. That way, if anyone else wants them, they can have them," I finished, showing Holly my middle finger.

"I happen to love the Melba toasts," he confessed, laughing at Holly's face when she realized that this seemed to make perfect sense to him.

"Well, next time I have a pile, I'll save them for you. This way if you're ever in some kind of toast emergency…" I offered.

"…I'll have some on standby. I feel good about this plan," he continued. Holly shook her head at both of us. I noticed the two girls that Jack had been talking to inside coming out to join us on the terrace. They approached from both sides as Holly winked at Jack and began pulling me into the house.

"I'll see you later, dear. Make sure you come and say goodbye to me before you leave," Holly said over her shoulder as we walked back across the slate tiles.

"Let me know when you're ready for that tryst," I shot over my shoulder, winking at the girls who looked a little stunned. I couldn't resist.

"You, me, Melba toasts." He grinned back at me.

"Since when do you invite groupies to your house?" I asked once we were inside.

"Groupies? Oh, those two? Sweetie, the blonde is an entertainment lawyer and the brunette is a PR exec. But Brit Boy over there turns them all into giggling idiots." She smiled knowingly as I looked back over my shoulder at the three of them on the terrace. Jack was standing between both of them as they jostled to get closer. He caught my eye and smiled that same sheepish grin.

Wow, really, a lawyer…those stories must be damn good.

About an hour later, with the party finally winding down, I was in the kitchen getting some crackers to begin sucking up the five dirty martinis I had sucked down. I was leaning on my elbows on the granite counter top, thinking about how my head was going to hurt tomorrow, when I heard someone come in.

"Hello, again," I heard a musical voice say.

I looked up with my eyes, not even bothering to push myself back up off the counter where I was now half-laying. It was Jack… and the Giggle Girls were nowhere in sight.

"Hello, yourself. Did you have a good time tonight?' I asked, before shoving a Saltine in my mouth.

"Oh, no. Crackers…that's never a good sign. Too much?" he asked.

"Maybe, if you consider three more than I usually have too much." I grimaced, remembering the last time I was hung over. I was really not looking forward to tomorrow.

"I find that the best cure for a hangover is to just keep drinking," he said, smirking, and walked towards the other side of the counter, placing his hands on either side of me.

"Yes, well that's because you're like seventeen and capable of shit like that," I said. "I, on the other hand, will wake up tomorrow feeling like something died in my mouth, with my eyes puffed up like cabbages," I said with a chuckle.

"Wow, that's a really descriptive picture. I'm almost tempted to stick around and see that." He laughed. "And I'm twenty-four, not seventeen, for future reference," he added. I arched my eyebrow at him.

Young pup. I used to be able to drink and dance all night, get one hour of sleep, and go to work the next day, still looking fabulous. Ah, to be young and foolish again.

You're still foolish…

I stretched my arms over my head and then back behind me, trying to work the kinks out. When I looked back at him, I realized that I had basically just thrust my chest in his face and he was letting his eyes linger.

"Are you looking at my boobies?" I asked, doing a little shimmy shake. He froze, and then burst out laughing.

"Yes, yes, I guess I am looking at your boobies. They're quite nice boobies," he managed to choke out between laughs.

"They are quite nice, that's true. And all mine. You probably don't get to touch a lot of real bona fide natural boobies here in L.A., but there's still a few of us rocking the real stuff." I laughed along with him.

"I also think you like men looking at your boobies. Why else did you put sparkles on them?" he stated, finally looking me in the eyes again, still chuckling.

"Sparkles, what are you talking about?" I looked down at the girls and noticed that I did have a few sparkles on my cleavage. "Oh yeah, I guess I did. I put on a little shimmer body lotion before I got dressed tonight."

"Wow, girls sure do weird stuff. Especially you American girls. So much shimmer and sparkle. Who told you tits were supposed to sparkle? Sorry, boobies," he corrected.

"You can say tits, although I prefer boobies. I also like Ta-Ta's," I said with a straight face.

"How about love pillows?" he countered.

"Breasticles?" I offered.

"Uhhh, how about Flap Jacks?" he asked, struggling not to laugh.

"Nice, but it doesn't hold a candle to sweater meat," I managed to get out before laughing so loud I sprayed Saltines all over the counter. He joined me and I actually had tears streaming down my face as we started wiping up my cracker spittle. Holly walked in at that moment, took one look at us and started shaking her head.

"Oh boy, what the hell is going on in here? Never mind. Jack, your ladies are looking for you. They are salivating all over the entry-way. It's time to take them back to your place. Grace, why are there cracker crumbs all over your cleavage?" she asked, staring at my Saltine encrusted chest.

We both started laughing again as I extended my hand.

"Jack, it was very nice to meet you. I hope next time I can contain myself a little more. Enjoy your threesome," I said with a wicked smile. This guy was great and I was excited to have maybe made a new friend. He took my hand gently, but enthusiastically.

"Grace, it has been interesting to say the least. And your sparkly boobies are beautiful. Enjoy your hangover." He shook my hand and laughed again as he left the kitchen, giving Holly a kiss on the cheek as she walked him out.

I watched him leave with his Blonde and his Brunette, thinking about how much fun this evening had turned out to be. Holly came back after showing the last of her guests to the door, took one look at the party fouls all over the place and said, "Clean this shit up in the morning?"

"Or the afternoon?" I asked, holding my head.

"Deal. Let's go to bed," she answered, locking up as I turned out the lights. We trudged upstairs, discussing the evening as we made our way down the hall towards our rooms.

"Holly, that was a great party. I'm really proud of you. You've done everything you set out to do and nothing has stopped you. You kind of rock." I smiled at her and gave her a hug at her door.

"Yeah, I have kicked some ass. Now go vomit, I know you want to," she said, pointing me towards my room.

"I really just do. 'Night, asshead," I shot back over my shoulder as I went to collapse.

"'Night, dillweed. Seriously, Grace. Five dirty martinis?" was the last thing I heard her say as I shut the door in her face and fell onto my bed.

Right before slipped into sleep I thought about my sparkly boobies and laughed a little to myself.