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PUTIN VS DONALD TRUMP
ABSTRACT
The souls of Putin and former US President trump left their bodies and moved to other worlds. Putin in the body of Stalin, trump in the flesh of Hitler. And the greatest game in the history of the universe began.
. PROLOGUE
The confrontation between Russia and the United States was becoming critical. And then the Great, God-Creator and at the same time the boy-demiurge Sfero Catastrophes – decided: the planet Earth must be saved. And he offered the two main players of the Planet earth: Putin and Trump an impressive duel. Namely, Sfero creates the universe and the planet Earth in it. And sends Putin and trump into the critical year of 1941.
Donald trump is going to play for Hitler. And Vladimir Putin for Stalin. The one who wins as a prize will gain power over the real world. And humanity will finally unite. Or in case of a victory trump under the United States, or in the case of Putin's victory on Russia.
Both politicians have taken over the bodies of dictators – Hitler and Stalin. The date chosen was November 1, 1941. So that the Third Reich would have a chance of winning. Since in the later period the forces were already unequal!
The all-powerful demiurge boy.:
"Fair enough! And in any case, it is better for humanity if it has a single center and a common power, in order to avoid the chaos and disorder of a multipolar world.
Putin and trump exclaimed in unison:
– We will win! We know how to do it!
Spero katastrofoj of them winked:
– So fight! The winner inherits the entire planet! And his country will conquer the whole world!
. Chapter # 1.
Donald trump has woken up in a new body. Somewhat smaller than it was before the incarnation, but younger and more mobile. Hitler is still full of energy. He is only fifty-two and the Germans have not yet suffered major defeats. Except for the not-so-successful air battle for England. However, on land, the fascists have not yet suffered serious defeats.
The Fuhrer and his satellites control almost all of Europe. And in Africa Libya, in addition to the besieged English Toluca. In the East, the Baltic States, Belarus, almost all of Ukraine and Crimea, and part of Russia are captured. The Germans are a hundred kilometers or even a little closer to Moscow. By this time, half of the Donbass was captured.
However, in real history, it was not possible to take Moscow. And not only that, on the fifth of December, the Red army will go on the offensive, and the Fritz will have a hard time.
Trump knows this, and must do something.
To begin with, Donald called the chief of the General staff, as well as commander von Bock. Heard the information. Von Bock reported that the German troops in General at the first stage achieved good results capturing more than six hundred and thirty thousand Soviet soldiers and inflicting a crushing defeat on the enemy.
The thin, Nordic-faced field Marshal, however, noticed:
– But the Russians have created a strong line of defense and we are stuck in it. Winter is coming, and severe frosts! I don't know, my Fuhrer, if we can take the capital. The enemy has brought up fresh forces, and the bill may go to the battalions.
Trump-the Fuhrer nodded. I took a few steps around the office and answered:
"There is no need for haste in war! We worked hard and did a lot! I suggest – the following!
The former US President took a SIP of orange juice and suggested:
– In the center, go to active defense and prepare for the winter at a rapid pace. In Crimea, take Kerch and not yet storm Sevastopol, and keep it in the blockade. The President – Fuhrer took a few steps around the office and continued. – It is necessary to transfer troops from France and strengthen our direction in the Donbas. Don't attack Tikhvin, we won't be able to hold it in the winter anyway. It is necessary to level the fronts and keep them from the red army's winter offensive with all their strength. Burrow into the ground, and do not let the enemy get around you. We will definitely not attack in the East until spring. And in winter, we need to stand on the defensive and keep the defense.
Field Marshal Wilhelm Keitel questioned:
"Do you think, my Fuhrer, that the Russians will attack us in the winter?"
Trump nodded his head vigorously
. What else should our enemy do? If he catches chances, it's only in the winter. And we need to urgently supply the army with warm clothing. Including requisitioning from the local population, of course for a fee. Don't make the locals angry!
The President-the führer has made the evil eye and continued:
– And cases of looting and violence must intersect harshly! We need to win over the local population, not alienate our allies. We need to use local forces against the Bolsheviks.
Rosenberg suggested:
– And if my Fuhrer gives formal independence to Ukraine. And win over the nationalists?
Trump nodded approvingly:
– This is a very good idea! We can even hold national presidential elections there! And Crimea and part of southern Belarus will be included in Ukraine. We must also create our own puppet governments everywhere, and mobilize the Russian liberation army. Involve prisoners of war in cooperation. We must be prepared for a serious war from the front.
Von Bock asked the Fuhrer:
"Defense, then, o great one?"
Trump-Hitler confirmed:
-Exactly defense! And I will transfer several more divisions from the Balkans to Africa, and replace them with Bulgarian and Italian ones. We need to reinforce Rommel urgently. The British will soon be on the offensive against him. And of course you need to give Rommel more authority, including the choice of partners.
The President-Fuhrer thumped his boot in a rage and confirmed:
"He knows a lot about it!"
Next, trump made some appointments. Speer in particular was generally considered to be a capable and successful Minister of armaments and ammunition. So he should be appointed immediately, and given emergency powers. And in General, to convene the Reichstag and declare total war right now. Otherwise, it will be too late. And in General, to adopt a lot of laws for total war.
Extend the working day, introduce universal labor service to put children and women and foreigners to the machines.
That's really why women don't notice all the male supervisors in the camps and factories. And don't put teenagers on probation, either?
The Third Reich is a lack of human resources. Taking into account the losses of the USSR in the occupied territories, Germany has three or four times the economic potential. And the main thing is to use it correctly.
Donald trump is a talented economist, and understands that if in the real history of the USSR produced more weapons than the Wehrmacht, then of course Hitler himself is primarily to blame for this, not using the full capabilities of the totalitarian state, and the imperfection of the management system of the German economy. And so it is possible and necessary to produce more and more efficiently.
The Fuhrer-President gave orders, a lot of things had to be done.
But of course, Donald trump made some changes at the front. In particular, covering cities so that the enemy does not penetrate, and strengthening support for local nationalists. You need to be able to shake the USSR.
There was a lot that Donald wanted to do. But first, to gather his strength, the Fuhrer-President visited a massage center. To get him a warm-up.
Beautiful girls began massaging the new Fuhrer. And Donald was whistling songs to himself.
He understood that in the economy and the production of weapons, the main dog is buried.
Here, in particular, "Panther"? Is it a bad tank? A very good one, but there weren't many of them. In General, very promising imagine the tanks of the series "E". This machines are generally senior managers.
Trump really had an idea about them in the game of "Tanks". Especially impressive is the look of the E-75 machine with heavy armor. You can't break through that easily.
Donald was giving orders again. Increase the length of the working day, join the machines of teenagers and foreigners. Do not call up highly qualified workers in the army, but use foreign divisions. Recruit French, Dutch, Belgians, and Danes. Gather forces from all over Europe, under German command. Lots of things to do.
But for now, do not attack Moscow and dig in. And strengthen the troops at the expense of Western Europe, where the British alone will not go.
And the most important thing is not to go to war with the United States. Here it is necessary to influence Japan so that it does not grapple with America.
And who should I send as a diplomat? Most logical of all was the appointment of Papa Muller, who was considered a great connoisseur of everything and a Fox's cunning.
Trump ordered it:
– Send Mueller to Tokyo while there is no war with the United States, and it is necessary that there is no war.
Of course, anti-Semitic laws should be relaxed, if not completely abolished, in order to improve the image of Germany abroad. Don't make animals of yourself.
Trump is a politician on his own mind. But of course, you can't outwit him that easily.
One of the problems is Africa. The British are preparing an offensive there. And they should be pre-empted. And first of all to strengthen Rommel. You can't lose on the black continent.
At the same time, trump decided to draft teenagers into the army. In fact, the labor force is not very young – the qualifications are low. But some of them are not bad – because at a young age, both reaction and learning speed are better than in an adult. Yes, with less growth, it is more difficult to get into a teenager. In any case, trump ordered the conscription of all young men from fourteen to eighteen years old!
And allowed the formation of about fifty additional divisions. Not counting foreigners and Polish corps.
Universal labor service was also introduced harshly. Which also benefited the production of weapons.
How did it all start with trump?
A possible meeting with his own environment caused Donald trump an involuntary excitement. It's like walking into a tiger cage, visiting a menagerie. They may be surprised that Hitler, who probably did not make too little effort to convince his entourage to start a war against the USSR and storm Moscow. Here, suddenly change the decision to the diametrically opposite. Although, that they can oppose the will of the Fuhrer – dictator of Germany! Hitler has both formal and de facto absolute power. It can even make its own laws and adopt amendments to the Constitution, and the Reichstag is a type of people's Assembly, which consists of Nazis, only approves and applauds the Fuhrer. To attack the USSR, you do not need the approval or resolution of the Reichstag – the Fuhrer ordered, and the war began! During the Declaration of total war, it was not necessary to assemble the Reichstag to pass laws, it was only necessary to show the unity of the people and the Fuhrer! Hitler is the Supreme commander with extraordinary powers, and can order them all to be shot without giving a reason! He has more power than Kaiser Wilhelm, ( that king still couldn't make laws without Parliament, and amend the Constitution!). Well, after the recent victories, the Fuhrer's authority in the country and the army has grown so much that he actually became a sovereign, able to repress any oligarch. Stalin himself received such powers only after the beginning of the War, when the Supreme Soviet of the USSR adopted a decree on the creation of the Stavka with emergency powers, and the right to issue laws or regulations that have the force of law. And after the end of the war, Stalin formally refused such powers. However, in fact, Stalin became a full-fledged dictator somewhere in the late twenties and early thirties, although he had little formal power. Stalin was not even the head of state( he was considered Kalinin), or the head of the government( until 1941 it was Molotov!), but only the General Secretary of the Central Committee, and after 1934, even a simple Secretary! Ugh, what a stupid position for an actual dictator of the Empire to be a Secretary! After all, the Secretary is a subordinate person, in fact, a six under the chief. And so call yourself the greatest leader of all time! However, in may 1941, Stalin became Chairman of the Council of people's Commissars( this is of course an alarming signal, the concentration of power in the hands of one person, all of a sudden the Soviet dictator will hit the Third Reich?).
Well, to hell with it – he would never forgive himself if it was his fault that Russian people would die.
The government was fully assembled. Some of the faces of Ribbentrop, Goering, Goebbels, Himmler, Bormann, Canaris are familiar... Famous personalities and their photos often flash in various military books. The others seem to be somewhat in the shadows. Well, the hell with them. Himmler looks small, not scary, even more intelligent than a terrible executioner. However, so far the crematorium furnaces do not burn all day long, and Hitler, against the background of Stalin's repressions, is almost a school naughty boy, on the Vaughn of a recidivist killer. The total number of victims of the Hitler regime at that time was about ten thousand killed, including the night of the Long knives, and the few prisoners of war shot. Mass shootings and incineration of Jews in furnaces are not yet taking place ( by the way, some alternative researchers claim that the number of Jews killed was overstated in comparison with real figures, at least 10 times!). But in General, information about those times is very contradictory and biased. For example, the discovery channel reported that in the late thirties, Hitler fell ill with Parkinson's disease. But he, then Donald trump feels good and his hands are not shaking. Even my eyesight is quite sharp, at least for now. Well, the oculist would have given him a one or even a three for sure. Maybe Hitler's hands were shaking due to a nervous breakdown associated with defeats? After all, the Fuhrer was a very emotional person, believed in his Messiahship and deeply experienced everything.
The pause dragged on , and Donald trump, in order not to betray his confusion, asked the "intellectual" Himmler:
– What are the data on the total number of troops and our chances of a quick defeat of the USSR?
Himmler began to report cheerfully and even put a map in front of the Fuhrer, then Canaris joined them.
There were a lot of numbers, but in General, German intelligence accurately calculated the divisions and indicated the location of the troops. However, when Donald trump asked to clarify the number of tanks in a particular division, and the number of aircraft, it turned out that they were underestimated at least three times!
Donald trump felt inspired. The newly minted Fuhrer attacked Himmler and Canaris, starting to yell more abruptly than Charlie Chaplin did in the Comedy the Great dictator. And that it's even nice to feel your power:
"Lousy bastards! What fools, you know nothing about the USSR and the red Empire! What do you think, there you will have an easy walk like the one in the West! Pipes! The soldier in the East is superior to all these frogs and Englishmen, contempt for death! For there is no such thing as retreat and surrender! The Bolsheviks are fanatics who will fight to the end relying on the mighty industry located in the Urals and beyond the Urals! So, all your calculations, this is just the most naive childish babble! You don't even know what you're getting into! So remember the Bismarck Testament: you can never fight on two fronts, and even on one if it is Russia. And Bismarck, the unifier of Germany, was wise and great! You, in your utter ignorance and arrogance, hope to deceive Providence! To embark on a campaign to the East, when our sacred German territory is being ravaged by the British, and the United States of America is just waiting to step in and take a bigger bite! Don't you understand the absurdity of such behavior, the suicidality, the crazy idea of opening a second front? A war on two fronts: no and no again! We must concentrate all our efforts on Britain, strangle this lion before it does anything bloody! Got it!
Himmler, who has always been known for his sycophancy(he predicted at the beginning of Hitler's political career that the Fuhrer would become the greatest ruler of Germany, of all time!), exclaimed:
"You are right, o greatest of the greatest!
Canaris tried to protest timidly:
"But my Fuhrer, if we delay the offensive in the East, the Russians will be even better prepared for war and even more strengthened!"
Donald trump in the body of Hitler felt a blissful inspiration:
"Why should we fight the Russians at all?" Go to Russia and look at their white-headed children, and you will understand that the Russians are also an Aryan nation, with a well-developed brain, talented and hardworking! So worthy, to be a friend of the German nation! Together we will conquer the whole world! If we fight, the only world superpower will be the United States! For this reason, the socialists must unite against capital and plutocracy! Together, we are the power to rule the world! And therefore write a Directive on the cancellation of operation "Barbarossa"!
The head of the office began to scribble an order. Donald trump, however, did not want to stop there:
– we need to conduct an air offensive on Britain! Bomb, bomb, and bomb again! And to do this, you need to significantly increase the production of fighters and bombers, as well as submarines and transport ships. To do this, transfer all aircraft factories to three-shift operation mode. And start building new military production facilities. Actively use foreign labor and all military factories of the territories controlled by us.
Trump-Hitler looked around and remembered:
– I appoint Speer as the new Minister of economy and armaments. He is young and energetic, I give him, prepare a special law on this topic: extraordinary powers to manage the economy, including the right to arrest and put on trial, the management staff, Directors of factories that disrupt plans for military orders. The war with Britain will be total in nature and should significantly increase the production of weapons: first of all, naval and air! All highly qualified workers must be returned from military units back to production. The production of aircraft within six months should be increased to two thousand per month, and within nine months to one hundred aircraft per day. If this task is not completed, heads will fly, I'm not kidding. The output of submarines should be increased, within six months, to thirty submarines per month. This is my strict command! Create new shipyards, attract additional foreign workers, work at night, but the plans must be fulfilled. We have the resources of the whole of Europe, and to produce only thirty planes a day is a crime against the nation! As for tanks, their production will increase, but we don't need them too much yet. For the war with the USSR, they are too few, Stalin has a tank fleet of twenty-three thousand cars, and for the defeat of Britain, it is very problematic to deliver what is already there! But we need new, more advanced tanks. For example, the weapons we have are not able to penetrate the armor of the Matilda and Cromwell. According to this, my order is to re-equip the T-4 with 75-millimeter guns, and a length of at least fifty calibers.
Well, with the designers, I'll talk to them about what kind of tanks we need. What else! No later than the beginning of December, it is necessary to capture the British fortress of Gibraltar. For this purpose, it is necessary to transfer from the East to France at least seven tank and two divisions of artillery, with heavy siege weapons. We need to block the British access to the Eastern Mediterranean. At the same time the island of Malta with an English base as a thorn in the eye. All aviation forces should be thrown to defeat these bases. Collect secretly with great precautions at least two thousand aircraft and deliver a strong blow, and then land the troops. I entrust the operation to Kisselring with the help of Meinstein. After defeating the Malta base, we will strengthen the Rommel group and take over Egypt. Then the middle East with oil zones and in the future an offensive on Sudan and then control over the whole of Africa. There is a lot of land in the world, and attacking the USSR, which is home to two hundred million people treated by Bolshevik propaganda, most of whom are fanatically devoted to the red idea, is simply suicidal, just a betrayal of the interests of the nation.
Donald trump got tired of the long speech, he made a gesture. Charming blonde maidservants with small waists and wide hips brought him a mixture of Apple and orange juice. Donald trump drank the glass to the bottom and calmly asked:
– No objections?
Goering barked:
"We agree on everything, my Fuhrer!
Adolf-Donald noticed that Goering was a little nervous. The Nazi is obese, but broad-shouldered and looks more like a weightlifter who has completed a sports career than a loose glutton. Under the layer of fat, there were still strong muscles, and he was at least half a head taller than the Fuhrer. By age, trump and Hitler were far from the same age, but the great dictator's height is one meter sixty-six by fourteen centimeters less than that of the former billionaire and financier. And Goering is about six feet tall, and all a good hundred and thirty kilograms. Even as it is not quite comfortable to become much lower and easier, and perhaps physically weaker. After all, Donald trump in his seventy-four years confidently stung lying one hundred and twenty kilograms. The question is whether to remove Goering or not? Information about the Nazis is contradictory, many portray him as a fat idiot, others – although a minority consider him a capable politician and organizer, who was prevented from turning around by the Fuhrer's despotism. In any case, Goering's air attack on Britain lost, and indeed, the battle for dominance in the atmosphere. Yes, and sycophants. It is better to remove it, but first find a more capable and talented replacement.
Still, his official successor, only at the very end of the war, when the catastrophe became inevitable, made a timid attempt to betray, and so did not participate in plots against the Fuhrer. Yeah, but the future conspirators should have been dealt with. After all, a significant part of them have long been in opposition, although the majority were pushed to speak out by the growing inadequacy of the Fuhrer and the threat of a military catastrophe. But the minority is not just in opposition, but also informs the English headquarters about the plans.... Oh, Yes, the British discovered the encryption code in the German military communications, and were able, albeit belatedly, to learn about the plans of the Wehrmacht by radio interception! It will be necessary to inform Himmler of this... By the way, Himmler is also not one of the best cadres, although again he did not dare to make a coup, and it seems that for a long time he was loyal to the Fuhrer.
Donald trump said in a harsh tone:
– the Fuhrer is connected with the higher forces that suggest solutions... Himmler do you know that the British have deciphered our code, which is the code for government and military communications?
The head of the secret police stared:
"No, my Fuhrer! We do not know such information!
Hitler-trump yelled, slamming his fist on the table:
"But I do! Immediately change all codes and the very principle of their encryption. This should help us in the future war with the British. In addition I will provide you with a list of individuals who will need to be carefully monitored! Understood Yes! Now get to work. The law on universal labor service from fifteen to sixty-five years, for both men and women(with only a few exceptions) must be adopted by the Reichstag! It's time to launch a massive technological offensive against England, and the United States behind them, and only a fundamentally new miracle weapon can do this! Funding for research and new types of weapons will be significantly increased! So be it: because I said so!
The members of the government nodded their approval, then exclaimed in unison:
– Glory to the great Fuhrer!
Billionaire captain Donald looked at his watch, his stomach was already beginning to revolt, and ordered,
" Now for supper, gentlemen!" Himmler my strict order: keep an eye on every oligarch, so that no one dares to shirk military orders! And especially developments in the field of creating new weapons, so that you don't waste money!
Hitler-trump walked confidently into the dining room. Although the Fuhrer was a vegetarian, his table was quite sumptuous: pineapples, melons, peeled bananas, kiwis, mangoes, and a mixture of orange slices with black caviar. Well that's not bad: he is now one of The strongest and most influential rulers of the earth. And by establishing a Pro-German regime in Britain and defeating the United States, it can become the most influential! And what was he: just a military pensioner who never rose higher, not the most enviable rank! But of course he was annoyed that various types are much dumber and less erudite than he is; received the rank of General! No wonder the symbol of the General was an empty barrel! Like the enterprising servant in the famous Comedy: the marriage of Figaro; to get ahead wisely? Servile mediocre, that's who rules the ball! And he will show everyone that he can manage better than Hitler... Personality, undoubtedly charismatic and not ordinary! True, the Fuhrer was certainly not a genius in the true sense of the word, understanding many issues – especially scientific and technical ones-very mediocre. In particular, Hitler did not evaluate in time the capabilities of jet aircraft, atomic bombs, rocket artillery, radar equipment, tanks with the location of the transmission along with the engine, the inclined arrangement of armor plates(although the latter was already used in the first world war in the famous Maccabees!). However, you can list the Fuhrer's mistakes for a long time, but... If during the passage of columns with German equipment in the Anders, they were hit by a massive air strike, and then cut down heavy and medium British and French tanks, then the Fuhrer's plan would be called a gross strategic miscalculation. However, everything is relative, it is not yet known what they will say about him if Stalin attacks.
The billionaire Fuhrer ate with fine gold Cutlery, taking his time, so he continued to think about the future strategy. One of the possibilities in particular would be peace with Britain, since it seems that Germany has already won the war... But this would mean giving their opponents a break, and the United States time to build an atomic bomb. No, it was necessary to defeat America before it had a chance to launch mass production of annihilation weapons! On the other hand, the USSR must also fight, that only the Third Reich and Japan will shed blood, and Stalin will pick up the wreckage? But how do you get a cunning Asian to join the war? After all, it is profitable for him to sit on a palm tree and wait for the fall of coconuts?
Aide-de-Camp Schechter, a tall, fair-haired warrior, served a fruit cake on the table and asked the Fuhrer:
"Would you like some orange juice or tea?"
The Fuhrer said briefly,
" Orange with mango and avocado!"
The Aryan girls serving at the table flashed their bare legs, hurrying to obey the Fuhrer's order...
Hitler-trump looking at their synchronized movements, thought that it was still strange that the Germans lost the Second world war, and to a greater extent it was the Soviet red army. After all, he himself observed the state to which the Soviet army was reduced under Gorbachev and precisely under Eltsin, when Russian troops washed their faces in blood during the Chechen campaign. This was generally a disgrace to the army, before which the whole world had recently trembled. So that the army equipped with the latest technology loses to the militia? This is nonsense! This could only be on purpose. Stalin himself, it must be admitted, learned from his defeats, he tried to take into account the realities of the war, and not obediently follow a pre-laid course. In General, the opinion of experts is a relative concept, because they are bound by limited human knowledge. After all, many of Hitler's decisions also seemed adventurous to professionals. Yes, and Hitler himself achieved success only at first, in the future it became insufficient justification for these decisions. But on the other hand, intuitive validity is also a very controversial thing, because a person can make mistakes. But in any case, the war with the USSR is a big gamble and if we assume excessive caution of Stalin, it is best to beat, and Britain specifically. The English lion is a creature that must be tamed. And the main thing is to do it before the dominions get involved. Psychologically, the rulers of the dominions are pragmatic, they think what is the point of them to go to war with the mighty and victorious Third Reich! So that their boys and girls die for the sake of the already hated Britain.... Who needs this from the dominions?
