Текст книги "Donald Trump is the savior of mankind"
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. CHAPTER? 6th
The devil poked his forks into his eyes, the apples burst, liquid poured, and Donald Trump went blind. Then a few seconds later he regained the ability to see, however, every blinking caused an unbearable itch.
Once again, they were a former billionaire and pop flew fast, and even more disgusting creatures fluttered toward them. Donald Trump looked at them carefully. The view is really nothing: naked, hairless and covered with a skull; burning eyes with infernal light; scrawny, like a severed nose with a black hole in the middle. And, perhaps, the most vile – the absence of the lower jaw, instead of which hang and move five thick in the form of a star of the devil tentacles. Here he and prinik to Donald, biting his lips with his teeth, giving his famous kiss in a suck. Then his hands-claws began to break the bones. Donald oyknul of acute pain in the elbows, he crushed the joints.
"That's how primacy can be, let's drink to acquaintance."
Sticking off the exhausted Trump, the monster reached out his hand to the bowl, and he instantly filled with wine. He poked her in the face.
-Peace! – Barked the monster.
And since Donald did not want to obey, the two demons grabbed his throat and squeezed his cheeks and opened his mouth. A terrible bitter liquid flowed into his throat. Young Trump cleared his throat and swallowed convulsively.
– Come to the bottom. "The devils helped." When martyr Donald swallowed the whole stock, his stomach suddenly swelled. Inside, bubbling and burning. Then the liquid continued to expand until the belly and strong juvenile press burst.
"That's how it will be with every sinner."
Donald tore to pieces, his head was picked up, and began to play her football. It is extremely offensive when people humiliate you, beat you with hoofs, throw them. And if you hit the bar, it's completely offside. The head is ringing, the teeth, they fly out again and again, but then they are again overgrown. Donald seems that this fun lasts forever, not one month, but that's stopped, apparently the demon is fed up. They took, sewed his mutilated head and began sewing it with a stupid needle to the body.
Then everything disappeared, and they were on the threshold of a garbage pit.
"You're a former bum and you should know this."
This smell of trash can not be confused with anything, only the concentration is excessive, the nose turns.
It was evident how the lice, worms, furry beetles, sticky caterpillars floated and swarmed.
Right in the pits the prisoners were desperately crawling; men and women. They resembled skeletons covered with solid skeleton, their wounds were coming out with pus.
"Wow, awful!" Donald turned. And these for that.
Waving the fiery pitchforks, the devil willingly replied:
"They thought that man was sounding proud, but in reality they were only pitiful pygmies." Now their pride is downgraded. You see, what happens to those who do not want to recognize the supremacy of the great trolls. Now worms gnaw their bones, and this will go on forever, for the queen does not like the proud.
Despite all the horror, Donald was curious:
– And where are the greatest criminals of the past, for example Hitler?
Damn the balloon, like a toad belly lapped:
"Is that what you want to know?" Among light offenses, because the fact that he ruined a lot of people, it's so small. People are worthless, and killing, burning them is not a sin. But that he was a vegetarian and did not eat our sacred meat, it was counted as a plus. So now they do not torture him, he apparently serves our masters in another world.
"What are gentlemen, such are servants." – Philosophically remarked Donald Trump.
The shrill shrieked:
"You, too, must take an example from Hitler. He was very obsequious and polite to the new masters. But you probably can not wait to find out what happened to the rest of the people, what we'll show you. But first, to pacify your pride, we will dip you into this nightmare.
Donald Trump was tied up, tampered with a hook and dipped in a slop. Almost immediately on his wounds came down worms and other abominations. They gnawed at him so actively that a few minutes later Ivan left only one skeleton. Then, having set off, the meat was growing rapidly surprisingly, they again continued its devouring. But the worst thing is not this, but when they crawled in the wounds, the itching stood out not tolerable.
After a while, Donald Trump himself began to rend these wounds, tear arteries and veins. As soon as he did not go insane, but reason could well be damaged.
The devils scream mockingly again:
"Okay, finish it, or you see, it's blissful." Let's work.
Donald Trump picked up, threw a rope around his neck and dragged. The noose mercilessly strangled him, there was not enough air for his torn lung.
– That the dog's collar is squeezing. Do not be obstinate.
Donald Trump was in the desert, there he saw horribly withered people, many of them especially women could not but cause terrible sorrow. That's five of the very young guys dragging fifty tons of lump. This should not be the case for all physical laws, sitting on the stirrup of the devil beats them with a neutron whip. You can see the inhuman tension of each muscle, the veins are ready to burst.
"This is not a cross for you, where you rest." Take care and you yourself. – Bes adds him to the lump.
– Here you will have an excellent stimulant.
Now Donald had to work. He was brutally beaten, urging him, and he was forced to drag an unbearable burden. Here he knew another measure of suffering, and they overwhelmed his heart. The most important thing was the total meaninglessness of the work done, they were forced to carry lumps in a circle, and then to raise them to the top, and after descending. And so continuously. In addition, the devils actively poured hot coals, nails and broken glass under their feet, behind Donald there were burned, bloody traces of bare feet. He seemed countless numbers, once fell, but then the impact of the neutron whip made him rise. From the touch of a stream of elementary particles a cramp was beating, she was so excruciating that I could not move through.
"Well, like a working monkey." – The devil asked. – This is also just flowers, ahead of you expecting the torture is much worse. In particular, do you want to experience a split?
– What is it like? – Asked the voice of the sufferer Donald.
The bouncing whistled:
– To suffer immediately in several hypostases. We will divide you into several parts, and you will get a much more diverse range of sensations.
Trump collecting the remains of courage replied:
– No, I do not want such joy.
– And who will ask you. – The devil took out the likeness of the ray, put it on Donald Trump and pulled the trigger.
The next moment, Donald felt that he had two bodies. One still heaved a heavy load, and the other hung on the cross. And in that and in another case the absolute fullness of sensations was preserved.
Young Trump felt in the nails, nailed, the body became heavy, as the blocks were tied to stone blocks. In order not to suffocate at all, he had to pull himself up. On his head was a spiny wreath. He was dreadfully digging into the skull, increasing suffering. Each sigh was accompanied by painful spasms. And at the same time he continued to tear, dragging not a lifting lump. It is difficult to say that it causes great suffering, but when it superimposes one on another, then it turns out such a feast of flesh.
"Well, how do you like it?" – At the same time asked him two features.
Donald shook his head.
The devils, again cutting the tympanic ears with a blunt saw, squealed sourly:
"But we can intensify torture, let's have three hypostases at once." And you were a student, therefore, you need that more sophisticated and technogenic.
Before Donald could blink an eye, how his body was pressed into a plate. Then Donald Trump felt the weight of the spaceship. He dashed all the guts, cracked bones, several ribs burst. Then the signal for the start sounded and the nozzles flashed, the plasma heated up to many millions degrees burned the flesh. When such a feeling of unbearable heat is so hot that the smallest particle of the body was pierced by every cell, pierced, burned. Then the starship broke away, flew up, for a moment it became easier, but as soon as Donald Trump had managed to catch his breath, as the ship exploded, and debris fell on him.
– Bravo! He uttered the devil, clapping his hands. – This is called the eternal start.
Then the spaceship arose again, again the steps of the superheated fire burned, then the take-off and again the fall. The sensation of unusualness for a moment eclipsed the previous incarnations of hell. Then Donald Trump again began to perceive all at once.
The descent of hell, releasing purulent drooling, asked:
– Do you want to add a fourth or enough?
– Of course, enough, I'm crazy! – In Donald, and so from the anguish of the psyche reached the limit.
The devil giggled rudely:
"No, you're not going crazy, it would reduce your suffering." Your flesh is a sensitive youthful body, but we are able to change its parameters and move yours to some other hypostasis. Do you want to experiment?
"Let me go, please!" – With a groan, whispered the tortured forms of Donald Trump.
The elder over demons lapped like boiling water in a cauldron where sinners cook:
– Well, I do not! With you this is not enough. Whom to turn you into – I think a meteorite.
Donald Trump was tossed to the top. He remained himself and at the same time felt like a lump of stone. Chaotically, jumping from side to side, he moved in a vacuum. And here the suffering was unbearable. A lot of stars burned it with various rays, from simple rays to X-rays.
But the alpha and gamma rays were especially painful. Parts of his body, then heated, then on the contrary cooled. The surface cracked, whole pieces fell off, and at the same time it was cooled by dead airless space, and the lungs seemed to be about to burst from lack of oxygen.
Donald Trump completely suffered, turning into a stone, he did not lose sensitivity. Sometimes it fell into small fragments from other meteors or he ran into sharp fragments of satellites. And it also caused unbearable suffering.
"Oh God, save me from these maniacs, to what their wild imagination has come to." Well, it was not already horny who could think of such a thing.
And the devils continued to build faces. Allowing to digest fourfold increased agony.
Here, the meteorite body became attracted by a giant planet. Donald Trump was scared, but he could not even move, the flesh even feels everything, but absolutely helpless. Donald flew into the dense layers of the atmosphere, its surface melted, then the body began to evaporate, it just burned in the atmosphere. This became an additional stimulus in the ocean of exercises. Finally the car finally annihilated and Donald Trump emerged in space. The carousel of torture continued.
"There are four kinds of torture at the same time. That's why you do not have to test a guy for the fifth.
"Space again?" another demon asked.
-No historical? "How do you like my friend like the fascists?" – Smiling, the devil showed three rows of crooked teeth. And another demon grew in size tentacles; ends pointed.
Donald Trump quite sincerely replied:
– I hate them!
The devils chorused, mocking:
– And it is necessary to grow fond. For one thing, how do you feel about Jews?
– Quite a normal very talented people. – Through a multi-leveled wave of pain, Donald Trump said.
Demons like this very satisfied, and they growled:
"You'll be a Jew perfectly." Rather a little zhidenkom.
A moment later, Donald Trump felt like a boy of eight or nine years. He was completely naked, and next to him stood the same naked boys. They cut their hair, it was cold and sad, around the gray walls of barracks, barbed wire, barking dogs.
The machine was very stupid, they tore out the shreds of hair, but even more terrible was the ominous whisper.
"Now they will take us to the crematorium."
When the torture with hair ended, the evil fascists in black uniform and with the emblem skull with bones, striking, built them. Donald drew attention to how thin the children were, the boy walking in front of him could see every bone, the back turned into a solid bruise with scars and pussies. They were taken out into the street, it was snowing, the bare feet of the child were burned on a white surface, slightly tinted with frozen blood. A whip passed through the ranks, a biting blow fell upon Donald Trump's barely skinned buttocks.
– Keep a foot of the Jew's beasts.
It was evident that the children were trying because of all their strength, flashed a row in a row flushed bare heels. In the stomach of Donald's empty hungry gnawing guts, acid stifles the stomach. Barking sheep dogs run up to them, they seem to be rabid, mouths emanate foam. One of them is the most furious, almost biting off Donald Trump's skinny leg. The boy is scared, but those children that were torn off, are driven back into the formation with sharp bayonets. Finally they enter a building that emits a strong stench. Donald, and other children completely chilled and turned blue. Originally walking on the hot steel floor, he experienced a blissful feeling. Then it began to heat, and Donald Trump danced the hopak. His lips whispered a Jewish prayer.
"Have mercy on Yahweh." Give life to the boy! Lower the Nazis in Sheol!
Burning the children's feet became stronger, many of the guys had already started screaming and crying, and the smell of the scorched meat had become unbearable.
Boys very much of them pressed into a dense, then a signal sounds. Paul began to bend over. The children standing from the edge slowly but surely slipped into hell. The guys clung to each other, trying to grasp the smooth red-hot floor, but all in vain. Even in spite of all the suffering suffered, Donald Trump's heart beats like a machine gun.
Here comes his turn to slip into the underworld. The flame envelops him and follows incomparable pain, the skin burns quickly, and bones in voluptuous ecstasy licking fire. Donald Trump experiences every second separately, then, when the last bone is decaying, he turns out, again in the ranks. The horror repeats itself again and again.
"That's how you've reached the fifth step." – The devil is interfering with the sadist. "But this is not enough for you, you need to add speed."
Donald Trump's eyes expressed nothing, he was so overwhelmed with emotions that he could not speak. A demon with a bare skull suggested:
– Since we have returned to human history, it can again, we will repeat the episode with the Germans.
With a kind of participation, the prince of darkness asked insinuatingly:
What do you prefer; airplane or tank?
Damn Trump in return, grunted:
– Of course, the plane is much more dynamic.
The demon with sparks of curiosity in tone asked:
"And what kind of flesh will we give him?"
The devil twisted into a somersault and squeaky replied:
"Girls are best, men are so disgusting."
Once again, the landscape changed. Donald Trump felt himself flying in an airplane, here he was shot down and falling. At the very last moment, before the crash the pilot manages to jump out of the parachute, but the straps barely stretched, as a blow followed and an instant loss of consciousness.
Donald Trump picked up by the arms and splashed water in the face, around you can see bristling faces, swastikas, the emblem of the SS – two zippers. He is torn off his clothes, and a 100% natural Donald with horror sees two overgrown female breasts. They crumple, tweak, pull. Then they begin to tear off the sword belt.
Donald Trump desperately jerks, kicks with his feet. He is beaten with a butt on the head, then the cowards tear, climbing with dirty hands into intimate places. Frightened Donald roars like a woman, a woman's body influences the mind. He knows what must happen and trembles on the eve of this.
– That the whore, the night witch was caught, now drink a bowl of humiliation for the lost comrades.
Donald felt a sharp sting in his groin. He began with a frenzy of rape. At the same time Donald Trump had two men at once. It was not so much painful as humiliating, his man "cocked"
as the last prostitute – let him be even in the flesh of a beautiful girl. There were a lot of them, a lot of them and inside of him all broke the bay with a poisonous seed. Donald Trump thought that this would all end, but the fascists found another flour.
"She's a flier, let her fly!"
Donald Trump cut a vein, then pulled out the tweezers with veins and tied to the plane.
To hear hoarse and drunken voices:
– Well, here's a whore. Go to the flight, we want fabulous sensations.
The fighter took off, Donald Trump jerked and tore off the surface, only branches of the bush slashed over the bare, tanned female leg. The most terrible pain, when the veins began to climb out, was in front. It seemed that everything had already been tested by Donald Trump and there was nothing to surprise him, but in fact, the tendons were stretched out and the blood splashed from his eyes.
The plane wrote out pirouettes, made hills, barrels, dead loops. All this shook and threw the body.
Donald Trump roared, while the rest of his incarnations were tormented. Then the fighter began to drop sharply and Donald Trump crashed into the ground, then he was dragged along with thorns, dipped into a smelly swamp. All this made suffering a little different. It seemed like an airplane never run out of gas. However, flying over the sensation for more than one hour, he burns in a flash and everything again repeats.
The devil even sang a rough, scratched steel, barbed brush in his brain:
You know, you filthy dude,
Our evil has no beginning!
You will receive in a nickle,
All again again at first!
And the crown of thorns,
The point of the century's eyelids will not dull!
Your torment is over,
Never, never will come!
Strangely enough these words, instead of finishing off Donald Trump, he was revived. He was very sensitive to clumsy rhyme.
And the voice of the former US president gained confidence:
"You fucking talked in verse." So it's not all right with your horns.
The Devil's offspring hissed ominously:
– And I see you a little. I decided not to take it by catapult. I appreciate the sense of humor blamed, where he now define with the seventh form of torture. Maybe in a nuclear reactor.
The devil wiggled the warts with tentacles:
– Seven sacred number and it must be something grand. And such that suffering overwhelmed the measure.
The demon, sparkling with horns, gave his version:
– Then I propose a variant – a supernova, it will devour it from the inside.
– Great! Listen to Donald the billionaire and the fool! You are especially honored to experience what we offer only to the most notorious criminal and rebel leaders. Be afraid and repent of the enemy of the Lord!
Then, before his eyes, Donald was spinning, and he was in the center of a continuous multibillion-dollar flame, now the whole body dissolved in it, and he felt the terrible heat of every molecule. What he felt when he plunged into hell was only a childish babble compared to the voice of the archangel.
This eclipsed all other hypostases of pain. His brain seemed to swell, feeling at once the trillions of cubic kilometers of red-hot plasma. Now he realized what a real sense of pain is that has no analogues in the whole universe. And, nevertheless, even this was not the limit, the intensity of suffering all increased – the star experienced a second birth. What is a supernova explosion – one hundred trillion atomic bombs dropped into one place. And all the digest at once can not be a single psyche. Donald shuddered, there was a stupor in his brain, the last incarnation had finished him.
The black troll looked at his helpless body, the Magoplasma computer gave out:
"Hell killed him."
The Prince of Dark Forces with apparent sympathy said:
– What will have to return the little man.
Donald Trump came into himself all seven hypostases extinguished, devils angrily rumbled:
– You are lucky man. Your lady has interceded for you, the torture is over, but if you come to us again, it will be the same, but a thousand times stronger and more inventive, and most importantly for endless billions of years. Now get acquainted with Beelzebub.
Before Donald appeared a vague image, which instantly embodied with the concentration of all the terrible, all this was so disgusting that Donald Trump remembered only three curved corkscrews. Then a sharp finger pierced him through; be it not in Hell, he would have died immediately from such an operation, pierced from the buttocks to the neck. He was carried upwards, again a burning flame was raging around, flickers flashed past, and finally a ray of light cut through his eyes.
– While free. See you soon! Said Beelzebub. Donald once again disconnected when consciousness returned to his head, a gentle female voice said:
"My dear boy, how you were soaked in hell."
Donald opened his eyes and blinked a little. Before him appeared the beautiful goddess Affa. A wonderful girl stood next to an ugly troll. The beauty and the Beast! Extraordinarily huge contrast.
The troll looked embarrassed and stepped back slightly. The brightness of the goddess indeed made an impression. She did not look angry, though.
She said with a smile:
"How dare you, so to mock my fool?" – And ran her hand over Donald's muscular neck. "You were badly tormented by the poor thing?"
Trump did not lose his sense of humor:
– If you suffer for a long time, something will come out.
The goddess laughed and suggested:
– Well, you're good fool! Dexterously hammer your tongue!
The troll timidly gave a voice:
"He became my disciple." It's his choice!
Affa turned to Trump:
– It's true?
Donald answered without a trace of embarrassment:
– You know yourself!
Affa changed her glow to a purple one, and suggested:
"Well ... It'll be fun if the troll takes care of your training." Only he is quite capable of breaking such a toy as you. Therefore, I propose the following.
The goddess Affa turned to the troll:
"Beelzebub ... You are imprisoned on this planet and you can not leave it, right?"
The troll nodded in agreement.
– Unfortunately so!
The Goddess suggested:
"Let Trump collect seven master keys of power that will help you break free." That will be fun!
The Troll shrugged his shoulders with a shrug.
"A mere mortal can not do it." Even I did not succeed when I was free!
The goddess giggled and noticed:
– Artifacts are so easily not given. But how strange is a man, especially if he is an adult with the soul of a child is much more likely to get them ...
The troll looked steadily at Affa and muttered:
"You see, I'm up to something." You want to heat up the heat with someone else's hands!
The goddess in response chuckled, in a voice like a nightingale trill, replying:
– And here's how the card will fall ... Let him if he succeeds himself decides who picks the absolute power to pass – a beauty or a monster!
The troll muttered rudely:
"You think you seduce him with your magnificent backside!" Will not work! He is a practical man and understands that I rationally dispose of artifacts I!
Affa laughed and replied:
"I'll make it absolutely immortal, and I'll give you a paradise that never dreamed of!" And what can you do? To create another nightmare!
Troll nonsense probasil:
"But I'll teach him how to kill and destroy!" And believe me, the best thing in life!
The goddess winked. From her legs in diamond shoes began to blossom beautiful fragrant flowers, they covered the destructive landscape, the dwelling of the troll. In the sky, finally, the clouds were scattered, and the sun appeared. The goddess Affa remarked:
"I can destroy it, but only elves are able to get real pleasure!"
The troll snorted contemptuously.
"A real man does not choose glamor ..." And then he made a cunning mug, suggested. "Swear that you will not influence Mr. Trump's choice." Let him decide with whom he should be!
Affa nodded and replied:
– Yes, let him decide! So it's even more interesting!
The troll, clanging his crooked teeth, insisted:
"Swear it!"
The goddess confidently uttered, raising her right hand:
"I swear it!"
The troll became even more gloomy, warning:
"Know Affa, you ought to keep vows, and you know that!"
The goddess answered self-assuredly:
"Trump is not crazy to associate his destiny with the descent of hell." In the meantime, I explain to him what to do.
The troll nodded in agreement.
– Yes, you have to move beyond the boundaries of the empire of Luciferstan. And there even the goddesses are extremely dangerous.
Affa nodded and replied:
– Only seven keys. Each of them is a symbol. The first symbol, a statuette in the form of a lion. It is kept in the palace of the king of gnomes of Barsefal. In the most guarded hall, with the strongest magic protection. The second tiger, you can still find in the central palace of the emperor of the orcs. The third statue is in the form of an elephant. It is in the emperor of the goblins. Fourth master key, a statuette of a cock, Koschei immortal guards her.
Then the goddess fell silent. The troll quacked impatiently.
"Why are you so quiet." If you give a tip, then at all!
Affa snorted contemptuously.
– And he thinks you can handle it ... But okay, the fifth statuette in the form of a mouse from the emperor of the hobbits. Only do not think that the hobbits are weak, they created their own space empire. The sixth that in the form of a cat resides with the Forever young Baba Yaga, a beautiful witch that lives a billion years and has its own created people ... – Here the goddess shut up and frowned.
Trump eagerly asked:
"And the seventh?"
Affa sighed heavily, and answered:
– The seventh strongest in the form of a dragon was stolen from the temple of the Most High, and where it is now, I do not even know myself.
Trump smiled and asked:
"You want me to get this all for you ... But what will you give me in the way of help?"
Affa laughed and answered:
– Well, you and cutie ... Another would have immediately decided that mining artifacts is a hopeless business, and it is immediately ready! Surely we will supply you with a troll?
The prince of darkness coughed and remarked:
"I can only give him horrible memories." I have too few valuable things left!
