Текст книги "Devious Minds"

Автор книги: K. F. Germaine

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Chapter Sixteen

“Fifteenth and Main,” I shouted at the cabbie, slamming down next to Sydney in the backseat. Her eyes grew wide, as if Satan had just plopped down beside her. Well, I guess in her mind, I was the closest thing.

She shook her head and hit me with her bag. “No,” she screamed at the poor man. “Bellerman Hall, Northern Campus.”

“You gonna interrupt Allison and Jack?” I countered, and she bared her teeth. “Fifteenth and Main,” I repeated, and the cab pulled onto the road.

When Sydney took off from Elbow Room, I ran up to the bar, handed Chance my keys, told him not a scratch on my baby or I’d cave his head in, and ran outside. Nick was watching me from the table the whole time but didn’t make an effort to stop me. Coward.

Sydney had already managed to hail a cab. They were out in full force on Halloween, and Iron Man always gets her way.

“What’s Fifteenth and Main?” she asked, crossing her arms and focusing on the passenger window. “Is that the infamous doghouse Jack’s been blowing my head up about? Because I’m telling you right now”—she pointed between herself and me—“this is not going to happen.” Then she shot her repulsor ray at me.

“I know,” I said, matching her disdain. “Can you take those ridiculous things off now? Jesus.” I almost laughed because I forgot I was the one who’d made her wear them.

She looked down at her hands. “I can’t,” she whispered to herself.

I almost felt bad. Making this girl strut around in a superhero costume on her birthday.

“Don’t worry. You’ll fit right in were we’re going.” I smiled and pulled out my phone, sending my buddy Nate a quick text.

Peters: You working tonight?

“Where’s your truck, Sydney?”

She growled and exhaled a breath onto the window. It fogged up, and she scrawled “F U Peters” with her finger in the condensation. Then she angled her body toward the door like a grumpy child who didn’t get her way.

“Jack has it,” she finally answered, letting out a long sigh. “I told him to take my gear and Allison back home because I was out with Nick. He probably didn’t put my shit away correctly.”

She turned to face me. “If I find anything resembling sex, any cream-colored liquid-like substance on my mixer, you’ll be looking for a new running back, because dumbass will be paralyzed from the neck down.”

I laughed, and she scowled.

“How would you do it?” I asked, curious if she’d continue to talk. I couldn’t help but admire her creative, if depraved mind.

She was quiet for a minute. Then she said, in a disturbingly matter-of-fact tone, “I’d take him to the top of a steep set of stairs. Then I’d toss a vagina to the bottom landing. Naturally, Jack’s bones would turn to porridge, and he’d just tumble down, one step a time, screaming, ‘Why, vagina? Why have you forsaken me?’ And from the top step, I’d bellow out, ‘‘Cause you got pre-cum on your sister’s mixer.’ Then, from the landing, with his back twisted into pretzel form, he’d stare at me with the one eye still in its socket.”

She looked over and shrugged. “Because, you know, the other would have popped out on the third step down. And a small tear would peel down his face, sliding across his shattered jaw, hitting the linoleum floor, mixing with the puddle of blood now pooling around his head.”

I nodded, swallowed over a dry ball of fear lodged in my throat, and focused on the cabbie’s head. What I once took as creative was now evidence of certifiable insanity.

“Holy shit,” the cab driver commented, adjusting his mirror away from Sydney’s face. He’d overheard everything.

Sydney doubled over laughing, while the cabbie and I sat stiff as statues. But I had to admit she looked eerily cute clutching her evil little stomach and cackling, quite pleased with herself.

“I don’t know about that,” I said, finally biting down on my own laugh. “Jack’s pretty graceful on the field. Boy can run and catch.”

She shrugged. “I know. I’ve been chasing him with a butcher knife since I was seven.” She smiled to herself. “When he was thirteen, and we knew he had a good chance at the NFL, I made him sign a contract entitling me half of any future earnings. After all, I was his first coach.”

“Unfortunately, I think you’re telling the truth.”

Rummaging through her bag, she pulled out a piece of paper and handed to me.

November 2, 2009

I, Jack Cornelius Porter, by signing this document, do authorize Sydney Sinister Porter to collect fifty percent of any future NFL earnings. In the event of my premature demise, my entire estate is to be bequeathed to Sydney Sinister Porter despite my trophy wife’s claim to my fortune. Please refer to the ironclad prenuptial agreement left in safety box 437 at the River Edge Community Bank.

Jack Cornelius Porter

Jack Cornelius Porter

Sydney Sinister Porter

Sydney Sinister Porter

Tears hit the page, and it took me a second to realize I was laughing so hard I was crying. Christ, Sydney Porter, despite her being a satanic fly buzzing around my head, was a funny-ass woman.

She smiled and nudged me in the arm. “Hey, you’re getting it all wet.”

I had to shake my head with admiration. “You do know this was signed when he was thirteen, right? I’m pretty sure you don’t have any real legal claim to Jack’s proposed millions.”

I gave her a snarky smile and looked back at the letter. Jack’s middle name was Cornelius. Put that one in the bank for later.

“Turn it over,” she said coolly, lifting an eyebrow.

When I flipped it over, it was the same letter but signed a month ago by Jack. This time it was notarized.

“Holy shit, Sydney Sinister Porter. You are a cruel beast.” My chest was starting to ache, rumbling toward another boisterous laugh.

“Quiet back there,” the cab driver snapped, locking eyes with me in the mirror. “Can’t concentrate on the road.”

She snatched the letter from my hands, folded it carefully, and tucked it back in her bag.

Leaning back, I lifted my arm and laid it over the seat above her head. She shook her head and leaned forward so we couldn’t make actual physical contact, but I left it there.

“Sinister isn’t seriously your middle name, is it?”

“Yes, nosy, it is. My father gave me that name, and my mother gave Jack his name. Probably why they divorced.” She hesitated, then, with a sigh, added, “I didn’t have a middle name until I was three. Then one day, Dad noticed I used my left hand more than my right. Sinister means left.”

She let out a groan and finally slammed her head back against my arm.

“Could have fooled me. I thought it meant evil. Like you were trying to be a badass or something, DJ Sinister.”

“Left is like the fourth meaning down in the dictionary,” she said, rolling her eyes.

Her hair covered my forearm in a thick dark wave. It felt good. I had the sudden urge to wrap my arm around her shoulders and pull her close.

As much as I tried, I couldn’t push down the memory of Sydney from two years ago. My junior year self was fighting with my freshman year self. Every time she said something witty or I smelled her, or right now when I could feel the softness of her hair against my arm, my idiot body wanted to react without asking my brain’s permission.

I should have just let the cab take her back to campus. That would have been the right thing to do, but I had to admit a part of me felt bad for ruining her twenty-first birthday.

Eventually, we pulled up to a row of warehouses in the sketchy industrial part of the town.

“Did you bring me here to murder me?” she asked, her tone flat and cautious.

“Fifteen bucks and get the hell out,” the cabbie snapped, jerking the car to a halt.

I slipped him a twenty, and we stepped into the parking lot. As soon as we shut the door, Sydney’s face lit up and she grabbed my hand.

“Oh my God,” she screamed, jumping up and down like she was riding a pogo stick.

Techno music filled the sky as hundreds of people filed into Nirvana.

Chapter Seventeen

As soon as I noticed I’d slipped and grabbed Peters’s hand, I let go, wiping my palm across my leg.

I’m not sure what came over me. Maybe I was momentarily abducted by aliens, zapped up into space, ass-probed for a minute, and the green guys shrugged their lime gelatin shoulders and said, “Send her back down. Nothing good here.” But deep down, I knew why. I had to ground myself for the beautiful sight in front of my face.

“What is this magical place?” I mumbled in awe.

We were out in front of a massive warehouse with a glass atrium ceiling. Spotlights shot all the colors of the rainbow from inside through the glass and crisscrossed like a light saber attack. Music I recognized blasted through the doors every time someone walked in or out, and there were people—not the fifty or so that had started to frequent the SpaceRoom—hundreds of people.

“This”– Peters gave me a wide smile and waved a hand at the warehouse door—“is Nirvana.”

“Yes,” I replied, still in a stupor. “This looks like heaven to me.”

Peters reached down and grabbed my hand again. “We’re not going in there unless you stick close. There’s a lot of people.” He ripped off my repulsor rays and tucked them inside my messenger bag. “There are some ground rules, Sydney.”

I shot him a dirty look and tried to wiggle from his grip, but he latched on tighter.

“I mean it.” He turned to block my view of the building.

I jumped up to look over his shoulder, and he laughed.

“I know you want in there. I’m sure it’s written all over your mask-indented face, but you have to be smart. Rule one, no drinks from strangers.”

“Duh,” I bit out, peering around his shoulder at the growing crowd.

“Rule two, do not, and I repeat, do not leave my side. Think of me as a bodyguard of sorts. You don’t have to acknowledge me, but you must be within a five-foot radius at all times. No exceptions.”

“Should I call you Snake?” I teased, tapping my feet to the music. Talk about a fat kid outside a candy store. “Stop prolonging my agony, Peters. I—want—in.”

Bastard shook his head. “Call me whatever you want.”

I shot him a wicked smile.

“Just call me Peters,” he said, quickly correcting himself. “Rule three, do not talk to any men in there. If they’re not gay they’re probably creeps or pedophiles. Either way, you’re too enticing in this little boy outfit.” He smiled, and I swung my fist into his gut.

Grabbing my hand, he pulled me to his chest and leaned down to my ear. “Rule four.” His breathy whisper stroked across my earlobe. “Don’t disobey the other three rules, or Jack will die of a broken heart because his sister will have been murdered by some sociopath street kid.”

Gently, he pulled up my chin until our eyes met. “That would make him sad, terribly sad, and he’d drop out of school. And because he’s so coordinated, he’ll be destined to work as a street mime and never marry his future trophy wife.”

He took in a deep breath next to my head, and for a second, I was frozen against him. My body betrayed me with a flood of warmth and now my polyester-muscled chest was rising and falling against his distracting, hard one.

Then he added, “And I’d be sad, too. What would I do with my life if you weren’t here to fuck with?”

I took a step back and looked into his eyes. “I don’t know, Peters. Maybe find another chick to take to Pound Town?”

He shook his head and took a step toward me, closing the distance. “I would never say the words ‘Pound Town.’ That is so cheesy, Porter. I might say Fuckville or Vagina Hole, Wyoming… Get it? Jackson Hole, Wyoming.”

I nodded, distracted again by his whiskey-colored eyes and sweet breath.

God, what am I doing?

Peters was an ass, and he just made a very lame joke (which I could appreciate), but still, I was standing outside a club at one in the morning, on my twenty-first birthday, with the first boy I’d ever slept with.

“But with you, Porter…” He started laughing, breaking the spell he’d cast over me. “I want to take you to Nirvana.”

I rolled my eyes, and we made our way across the parking lot.

It took us ten minutes to get inside. We waited behind the entire cast of Sex in the City, and I pitied the woman dressed as Miranda Hobbes (the redhead). She probably got the short end of the stick when picking out costumes. All her friends wore tight or short fashionable dresses, and she was in a wool business suit.

A lady dressed as a peacock walked the line, asking for IDs, then offered Jell-O shots for three bucks a pop. I bought four, and Peters gave me a slow, disapproving headshake.

“Live a little, QB,” I said, popping a cup up to his face. He slammed his lips shut, and I jabbed him in the gut until he opened his mouth. Then I squeezed gelatinous blue down his throat. He swallowed and started to cough, and I took the other three.

Once inside, I had to lean against the brick wall immediately inside the door. I felt like I was in a movie. Like the crowd was going to open up to a rap battle followed by a dance off between two talented yet bitter rival break-dancers. One would whip his back around the concrete floor while his homeboys stood beside him, puffing and glaring. Then the other would step up and grab the girl—there’s always a girl they’re fighting over—and he’d twist her in the sky, catching her dainty body on top of his sneakers before the real fight broke out.

Yes, that could totally happen here.

Nirvana was huge. At least ten thousand square feet. Black lights hovered from chains overhead, and a series of long bars along the side offered everything from Pabst Blue Ribbon to green liquid in test tubes.

Amazing.

But what got me wet—yes, wet—was the balcony above. A long DJ booth was set up, and I noticed you could only see the head of the DJ poking over the edge. He was good, and the crowd was on fire.

I pointed up to him and yelled at Peters, “He’s good.”

Peters nodded, and I noticed him swaying to the beat. He never did that with my mixing. I tried to knock off the wave of insecurity crashing over me. It didn’t matter that Peters didn’t like my music. Maybe I should’ve thought twice about liking this DJ if Peters appreciated him so much.

Peters kept a steady stare on the crowd, and I noticed a concession stand off to the side.

“Snake,” I yelled, and Peters’s eyes shot to mine. “I’m just walking over to that booth to look around. Will you go get us drinks? I’ll meet you right here in five minutes.”

He shook his head. “No more drinks.”

I scowled and walked over to a group of guys, asking one for a sip of his beer. The guy agreed, and I turned just as Peters grabbed it out of my hand.

“No,” he said like an angry father swatting a toddler’s hand from a hot stovetop.

Then he handed the guy his beer and turned to face me. “Fine. I’ll go get drinks. You better be here in five minutes or I’m calling the five-fucking-O,” he said, throwing my Kappa Delta threat back at me.

“Fine.” I offered him a fifty-dollar bill, and he shook his head. “Your birthday, Sinister. It’s on me.” He slammed a thumb in his chest and turned into crowd. As I watched him walk away, something indescribable wedged in my throat. Peters liked fucking with me, but I liked it more.

Chapter Eighteen

 

 

I ’m in hell. Freaks everywhere.

Jumping in my face, wearing Dr. Seuss hats and goggles, men lapping glow-in-the-dark liquid off one another’s chests, and women dressed as men kissing other women dressed as men (that one I didn’t mind so much).

As I made it up to the bar, my pocket buzzed.

Nate: Yeah, working. What’s up?

Peters: Heard of DJ Sinister?

Nate: Chick DJ from SpaceRoom?

Peters: She’s in here right now.

“What can I get you?” A man wearing a Victorian-era outfit with a top hat and watch gears all over his face leaned over the bar toward me. “We got some Jungle Juice back here.”

Jungle Juice. Better stay away from that or Sydney will think I’m trying to recreate my experience in “Pound Town.” Speaking of, I know it was that douche Nick. He was on the same floor our freshman year.

“You gonna stare at me all day, muttering Pound Town? Or are you going to drink?” He threw a wheel cog over his left eye like a monocle. “Don’t have all night, kid.”

Hmmm, what do girls like? Something fruity, right? Wait, this was Sydney we were talking about.

“Two double whiskeys, no ice, top shelf.”

The man turned around, grabbed a bottle of Jameson off a glass shelf, and gave two nice long pulls into plastic highball glasses. Glancing over the bar top, I noticed he had a fake shotgun attached like a peg leg.

“You dressed up in steam punk, right?” I said, half proud and half annoyed I recognized the trend.

“I wear this every day.” He released a low growl, like a cagey badger, and slammed the drinks down on the bar. “That’ll be twenty-five bucks.”

See what I mean? Freaks.

After making my way back the concession booth, I noticed Sydney was nowhere to be found.

Of course.

I was about to make good on my promise and call in the pigs, when I felt a tap on my shoulder.

Whipping around, I found Sydney, not in an Iron Man costume, but in a long white tank top with a pterodactyl on the front. It fell mid-thigh and was wide enough to fit her ten times over.

“Where the hell did that come from?” I handed her a drink, and she pointed across the room to an enormous man squeezed halfway into an Iron Man costume.

“We traded,” she said nonchalantly, taking a sip. “But I kept the mask.” She flipped the ridiculous mask over her head and scooted from side to side.

Where the fuck did she change?

“Where did you change?” I yelled into her plastic mask.

She twirled around in a circle.

“On the dance floor,” she yelled back, running full speed into the crowd.

Fuck.

Pushing my way through the crowd, I found her hopping around, drinking whiskey, her mask flipped up. She looked crazy. People were bumping into me, so I quickly slammed my drink, knowing I’d pay for it later. Sydney did the same and set our glasses down against a concrete wall.

I stood completely still amongst a crowd of people who’d just broken out of an insane asylum, including Sydney Porter.

Sydney grabbed my ears and pulled my face down to hers. “You have big ears. Why do you hate this music?” She was inches from my face, and she stared down at the ground, shuffling her feet.

Big ears? I’d jerk my head back, but I was sure she’d rip them off my head.

Why do you hate this music?

Clever, Sinister. She veiled her question with a petty insult, hoping to throw me off. What she was trying to say was Why do you hate my music? I saw the way she looked at me at Kappa Delta, pissed off I wouldn’t dance to her “sweet beats.”

When I didn’t answer right away, she tugged on my earlobe again. “Seriously, they’re huge. Like flying saucers blocking the sun from a large metropolitan area.”

“This music’s okay,” I blurted out, fully knowing I’d regret that later, too. I just wanted her to shut up about my ears. “Just don’t want to be razzed by the guys.”

She gave me a radiant smile. “Dance for once in your life, asshole.” She released my head. “No football players around here to give you crap.”

No, just Sydney Porter, and she’d certainly throw this back at me the next chance she got.

“No. I’ll just stand over here.” I took a step away, bumping into a giant termite. A man dressed as a termite, that is.

Raising her arms, she slid them behind my neck, pressing her chest against mine, and I froze. Was this the double whiskey? The three Jell-O shots she pounded outside? The four drinks I saw her throw back at the SpaceRoom?

“Sydney, you don’t want to do this,” I warned in her ear. “You don’t want to go here, remember?”

I pulled her hips back to look her in the eyes. “Peters and Porter… this can’t happen.”

She gave me a sly smile and ran her tongue subtly, yet not so subtly, over her bottom lip. “It will happen if I say so, Peters.”

She slid a hand up my stomach, and I sucked in under her touch. “Rule five, do whatever I want, just for tonight. We can go back to throwing hand grenades at one another tomorrow, but be my bitch tonight.”

I closed my eyes, fighting the urge to slam her against the nearest wall and make her come so hard the roof shattered. My resolve to fuck with Sydney was morphing into a need to fuck Sydney.

“Open your eyes, Peters.”

I did, and she looked up with the greediest, most lust-filled expression I’d ever seen. This was game over for me—Sinister won. I leaned down to her face, and my mouth stopped just above her plump lips.

“DJ Sinister in the house. Get your ass up here, shorty,” DJ Bently (Nate) screamed into the microphone. Hearing her name, she broke from my arms and shot her eyes to the balcony.

Fucking Nate.

Nate graduated from Northern two years ago, and we were from two very different worlds. In middle school, he’d be the bullied kid and I’d be the jock pushing worms down his throat. We were partnered in a lab class, and after feeling me out, he approached me about a private poker game held on Tuesday nights. And since I love robbing my teammates blind at parties, I wanted the practice (that’s how I could afford twenty-five-dollar whiskeys).

Nate pointed to a set of sidesteps leading to the balcony, and Sydney took off like she was on fire, leaving me behind in the crowd. I lost her in the mob, so I focused on the stairs to make sure she made it. When I didn’t see her, I started to panic, but not two seconds later, a petite, sweaty hand grabbed mine.

“Come on, micro-dick. I guess football players are dense.” Sydney pulled me through the crowd and up the stairs toward the DJ booth.

A bouncer stopped us at the top of the stairs and looked over at Nate. With one hand on his headset, Nate nodded, and we stepped onto the grated ramp leading to his alcove.

Nate waved me over, but Sydney hung back, gaping at the crowd below.

“Hey, man. What’s up?” Nate peered around my shoulder at Sydney, checking her out.

“You don’t know me.” I gave him the message, and he nodded. “I want her to think she made it up here on her own. Not because I whoop your ass on Tuesday nights.”

“No,” Nate said, eyes still stuck on her. “I’ve been meaning to meet her for a while. Heard about the phenomenal DJ at the now cool SpaceRoom, so you did me the favor.”

I’m not sure why that annoyed me, but it did.

“Outta my way, Snake.” Sydney brushed past me and stopped next to Nate, and I took a few steps back, letting her do her thing.

Nate showed her around the controls. Then he leaned in, saying something into her ear. Sydney threw back her head and laughed as Nate laid a hand on her forearm.

I glanced up at the atrium ceiling and focused on the lights, trying to cool down. Sydney Porter was a drug slowly trickling into my body, bending me to her will. This wasn’t what I expected. She wasn’t what I expected.

“DJ Sinister, everybody!” Nate screamed into the microphone and raised her hand in the air like she’d just won a boxing match. The crowd responded in a thunderous uproar from below. Sydney’s face could have cracked in half she was smiling so wide.

“DJ Sin will be laying beats for the next seven. Be nice!”

Nate left the booth and headed my way.

“Better get on that,” he said, jerking his head in Sydney’s direction. “Grabbing a beer. You have seven minutes, QB!” He pushed past the bouncer at the end of the ramp.

I turned back to Sydney. Her back faced me and she swayed her hips under her ridiculous shirt. Leaning over the soundboard, she flashed a partial view of her black lace underwear. The bottom of her ass curved out under the fragile fabric, showing a generous amount of flesh resting just above the backs of her smooth thighs. God… Buddha… Muhammad… Elvis, give me the strength to reject this petite temptress, this succubus in a fat man’s pterodactyl shirt.