Текст книги "Gangway!"
Автор книги: Brian Garfield
Соавторы: Donald E. Westlake
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Donald E. Westlake + Brian Garfield
Gangway!
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The world's first comedy romance suspense pirate western adventure novel…
"GANGWAY! is a historical caper novel, the sort of thing you'd expect if Dortmunder somehow wound up in 1874 San Francisco and decided to rob the United States Mint located there."
-James Reasoner
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DEDICATION
This is for the boys at the table
CHAPTER ONE
Gabe had a window seat on the train, but there hadn't been anything to see for three thousand miles.
There had been green days: grass flats, fourteen Indians riding around the train in warbonnets chasing five spavined buffalo. There had been brown days: the occasional yokel on a horse and at intervals an excuse for a town-a few tottering shacks, buckboard wagons, tall idiots festooned with huge revolvers and silly hats.
He remembered the curl of Twill's lip. "West of the Hudson River it's all horse manure."
A wise observation, that. It even smelled that way-even Chicago. Especially Chicago, stinking to high heaven of beef carcasses. It was only a thousand miles after Chicago that you started to remember the place with a certain wistful fondness: It wasn't a city, but at least by God it was trying.
Twill, he thought. He remembered the great big grin on Twill's fat face. Twill had painted a big white X across Gabe's back and then sunk the knife and twisted it. "Would you be showin' the lad out of town, bies?"
This misbegotten wilderness.
Twill would get his. Gabe brooded at the plush seatback in front of him and plotted his triumphal return to Hell's Kitchen. Someday soon. Someday…
A thousand miles of no shade but your own shadow. Five hundred miles crawling upgrade and down, trestles shuddering under the weight of the train, not even a decent paving stone to look at anywhere.
Was the train slowing?
He couldn't see any excuse for it. A lot of muddy hills. Muddy hills: the train passed a prospector who either had very short legs or was standing in mud up to his knees.
A few shacks now. Magnificent architectural style they had out here in the West: everything was brand new, but it all looked a hundred years old, fifty years abandoned, and ready to fall over with the next breeze.
But the train was definitely slowing.
Through the filthy pane he saw trees go by, then more shacks, then something with a false front and big weathered lettering: SALOON in a crescent across the boards. Horses standing hipshot in front of it, swishing their tails and stomping the mud.
The train was behaving exactly as though it was going to stop. And the other passengers were getting to their feet. Collecting carpetbags and valises, crowding toward the vestibules.
Gabe pulled out his golden snap-lid pocket timepiece. Half past nine in the morning. A week ago at this time he'd have been making the collection rounds on Tenth Avenue. Towing a couple of guys along with him to beat up on the reluctant ones. He wondered who was doing the collections now.
He clicked the watch shut. Engraved on the case was the legend For G.B. from P.T. 1873. He wondered if Twill knew he still had the watch. Probably Twill had forgotten it-otherwise he'd have told the "bies" to relieve Gabe of it before they hustled him onto the train with the one-way ticket to oblivion and the mild parting words: "Mister Twill says it might not be too brilliant if you ever decided to come back here. You just keep going west until your hat floats, Mister Twill says."
Mister Twill's turn would come.
A lot of beat-up buildings now. Brisk traffic of horses and hicks, a lot of them stopping to watch the train, gawking as if it was the most exciting thing they'd ever seen. Gabe rolled his eyes upward in disbelieving disgust.
Could this be the Coast? The train was lurching past buildings and through the alleys he glimpsed trees and the glint of water.
Water. He shuddered.
"Mind if I sit here?"
He glanced up and around. It was a stout citizen laden with bundles and a big round smile. Everybody else was standing up, this guy wanted to sit down.
Gabe shrugged; the stout man fell into the seat like a bed falling out a window. A duffelbag bounced off Gabe's elbow and he shoved it back into the stout citizen's lap.
He didn't seem to mind. "I always walk to the front of the train," he said cheerfully. "I just don't know why I do that."
"I don't either," Gabe said. He looked out the window. A platform, a lot of rail sidings. They were arriving somewhere, all right.
The conductor came through, bawling, "End a the line. End a the line."
End of the line. In more ways than one. Gabe stared mournfully through the pane, his eyes full of memories of Manhattan. "So this is San Francisco," he said.
"No."
"No?"
"This is Sacramento," the stout man said.
Gabe turned around to look at him. "Who?"
"Sacramento. The railroad stops here. It's a hundred miles from here to San Francisco. They haven't finished that part yet."
"The train's supposed to be coast to coast. They said coast to coast." Gabe heard his voice rising, but he didn't care. "A hundred miles more through that mud? On foot?"
"Not at all, not at all. You see that wharf over there?"
It was sliding gently past. A short pier attached to a long paddlewheel boat. He'd seen boats like that on the Hudson all the time-they plied up and down to Albany. The boat was all gingerbread and brightwork. People were streaming up the gangplanks onto several decks.
The stout man said, "You take that riverboat if you want to get to San Francisco."
"It's not fair," Gabe muttered.
"Why? What's the matter?"
He remembered Twill, acidly polite: Now you got your choice, Gabe me bie. You can have the train or you can have a lovely sea voyage round the Horn. Just so long as you don't get off till you've reached San Francisco. Now am I not bein' fair, bie? You can't be sayin old Patrick Twill was after bein' ungenerous to you.
Why San Francisco? Because Twill had an associate in San Francisco who would be advised to keep an eye on Gabe. You see, bie, if you don't show up, why we'll just be obliged to issue a sort of warrant for you.
Well, Twill had issued warrants before, and Gabe himself had carried some of them out-generally in brass but sometimes in lead.
Knowing Twill's mind, Gabe had pleaded and begged to be allowed to go on the boat. He just loved ocean voyages, he said. He hated trains. If God meant us to ride on sooty contraptions like that He'd never have invented the stagecoach.
Gabe had been very convincing. He'd had to be; it was a matter of life and death. He had to persuade Twill that he hated trains, because it was the only way to insure that Twill would put him on a train. Good Christ, just the thought of a boat…
"Pardon me," the stout man murmured. He looked genuinely concerned. "Aren't you well?"
Gabe didn't answer. The train was lurching to a halt with a shriek of scraping brake shoes, and he still had his neck craned around to stare at the gaudy riverboat. He didn't quite feel up to opening his mouth.
"You really don't look fit at all," the stout man said.
Gabe essayed a shrug. He still didn't look around.
Then he felt the touch of the pudgy hand on his arm. "I think I understand," the stout man said, soothingly. "A touch of mal de mer, is it?"
"Ung?"
"Yes, that's definitely it. You're susceptible to the malaise of the sea, I judge."
"Ung?"
"You get seasick, don't you?"
Gabe lifted his shoulders as though to dismiss this thrust.
"Well I shouldn't worry if I were you," the stout man said, briskly. "It's only a river, you know. No waves, no pitching or rolling. It's quite a smooth journey, I assure you. No rougher than this train."
"Urp."
"No really, I promise you. Surely you don't get seasick on rivers!"
Gabe finally looked at him. He didn't have to say anything.
The stout man scrutinized Gabe's face and turned both fat palms up. "On rivers?"
"On rainy days!"
"My," the stout man murmured. "That is a shame." He shook his head in sympathy.
He turned his back again and stared at the motionless panorama of Sacramento until he heard the stout man begin to stir and rustle. A lot of stirring and rustling-gathering up all the bundles probably. Finally his voice, from slightly up above, rolled against the back of Gabe's head:
"Well I do hope you don't have too bad a time of it."
Gabe nodded without turning. He saw people leaving the train and accosting porters. Most of them headed across the platform toward the riverboat wharf.
At last he turned and looked through the coach. The stout man was gone and so was everybody else.
Reluctantly Gabe got to his feet and dragged them down the aisle to the vestibule.
A porter waited at the foot of the steps but Gabe shook his head, dropped to the platform, and caught a tail-of-the-eye glimpse of the porter's disapproving look. Gabe had no luggage. He had nothing at all, in fact, but the clothes on his back: a cheap pinstripe suit and a cloth cap with a stubby visor. His pockets were stuffed with oddments that made them bulge here and there; he could have brought a knapsack but he had never owned one. Never had reason to. He had been born in Hell's Kitchen twenty-eight years ago and until he'd boarded this train he'd never been west of Twelfth Avenue. Which had been far enough for him. Because if you wanted to get off Manhattan Island, you had to cross water. Obviously that was impossible. Fortunately they'd built the railroad bridge last year, so he hadn't had to start this journey on the ferryboat.
It wasn't just his aversion to water. He'd liked it in Hell's Kitchen. He practically owned Hell's Kitchen. Well, Twill practically owned it, but Gabe had been Twill's right-hand man because Twill was shanty-Irish and Hell's Kitchen was a tough French slum. If you wanted things smooth you had to have a French right hand. Gabe-Gabriel Beauchamps-came from an impeccable lineage, a dynasty of Marseille thugs. Even the Corsicans in Hell's Kitchen respected the name Beauchamps as long as you pronounced it right. None of this silly Beechum business. It was Bo-champs, and Gabe had skinned a few knuckles teaching that to a few ignorant toughs.
It had been a good life. But into every life a little brick must fall. Now in the summer of 1874 Gabe found himself at the wrong end of five days on the transcontinental railroad. Five days and three thousand miles and he still hadn't seen anything he'd call a city. A lot of these burgs didn't even have gaslights.
He'd be back. He'd be back to take the Big Apple away from Twill and send Twill on a nice sea journey. But to do that he needed cash, plenty of cash. Enough to buy off Twill's protectors.
Cash. If San Francisco turned out to be another of those clapboard-and-mud Chump Junctions like the ones the train had been rolling through these last five days, Gabe just didn't know what he was going to do…
A little blackboard hung beside the ticket window on the wharf. Steamer New World-Next Sailing 11:00 a.m. Gabe pulled out the engraved gold watch. Ten forty-five.
He sidled up to the window. "Look, uh…"
"What you want?" The clerk was bored, hung over, or both.
"Look, there's got to be some other way to get to San Francisco."
The bloodshot eyes flicked at him. "Maybe is. But you don't look like Jesus Christ to me."
"Huh?"
"You'd have to walk across San Francisco Bay. Of course you could go around. There's freight wagons go around the Bay. Sometimes they take passengers."
"How long does that take?"
"Eight days, maybe ten. Depends on the weather. You might find one over the other side of the railroad yards. How much money you got?"
"Why?"
"Those muleskinners charge high for passengers. They don't like being crowded on the high seat. You got to pay if you want a ride."
"How much?"
"I ain't sure what it's at this week. Last week they were getting two hundred bucks. In gold, not paper."
"Two hundred bucks?"
"Yeah. Of course you could always walk. Only take you a month or so."
Gabe looked down at his shoes. The soles needed repairing right now. One day's hiking, let alone a month's…
"I've got to think on this." He swung away.
The clerk's voice followed him cheerily. "Think quick, friend. New World sets off in ten minutes, and she's always on time, she is. Next boat ain't till tomorrow this time and you don't…"
Whatever it was the clerk had to say, Gabe didn't catch the rest. He was suddenly very busy avoiding being trampled.
It was a small wagon. Small but drawn by ten teams of mules. Each mule seemed to have forty hoofs. Clots of mud ricocheted off the ticket office and off Gabe's suit. There was a great swell and rush of movement, and the wagon went caroming by him as if it had a boat to catch.
It was all noise and wheeling confusion but as Gabe leaped back his eyes whipped across the words YANKEE BAR MINE painted on the side of the wagon. He tumbled back against the ticket window and gathered breath to yell something unfriendly, but the remark died on his lips.
What curbed his tongue was the size of the ten horsemen escorting the little wagon.
They were armed to the teeth and they looked like boulders hewn out of granite mountains. They all had expressions like closed doors. Rifles and shotguns in their fists, great spurs on their boots, revolver handles sprouting from their waists like weed crops.
The horsemen went thundering by like agents of the Apocalypse. While Gabe got his balance and started to dust himself off-mud myself off?-the whole army came to a swirling halt around the wagon at the end of the wharf, at the foot of the wide freight gangplank.
The big guys on horseback made a tight circle around the wagon, facing outward with rifles and shotguns propped against their thighs. They all kept looking around in all directions as though they'd just received word that something fun to shoot was about to appear.
Anything guarded that zealously deserved Gabe's attention. He moved that way, easing past various wagons, stevedores and spectators. Beyond the wharf the river cut through town and disappeared into a valley of trees and mud. Little boats churned up and downstream. It was all busy and noisy under the August sun.
Half the horsemen were dismounting now. The rest appeared to grow larger to fill the gaps. The guys on foot slung their rifles over their shoulders and began to unload small wooden boxes from the wagon. The boxes were no bigger than shoes but the big guys were lifting only one apiece. It was clear from all the grunting and heaving that they were not filled with gossamer and lace. Gabe drifted closer for a better look. Immediately two of the mounted guards fixed their glares on him with obvious and belligerent expectation of trouble.
Gabe smiled disarmingly and took another step.
The nearest guard's flinty stare drilled into him, but then it slid away without change of expression. Obviously he didn't consider Gabe a threat. A dude, and alone.
It irritated Gabe to be dismissed lightly. But on the other hand it might not be bright to change the guard's opinion right now. Gabe rose above injured pride-and moved a step closer to the wagon.
The boxes were moving up the gangplank, one by one. He watched a guard pick up one of them from the wagon. Made of rough wood, the box had a tag hanging from it. The tag was stenciled in black:
TO: U. S. MINT, SAN FRANCISCO
"Hey, friend."
Gabe looked slowly toward the big guy on the horse.
"Me?"
"You."
"You want something from me?"
"I want you should get back away from that wagon."
"I just wanted to look," Gabe said reasonably. "There's no harm in looking."
"You want to look at that gold," the big guy said, "you can visit it at the Mint."
Gabe looked at the wagon and back up at the big guy. "Thanks," he said. "Maybe I will."
The big guy lowered the muzzle of his rifle an inch. Gabe backed off and made a half turn, back toward the ticket window. That brought the stern of the riverboat into view, past the side of the wharf. The stern was riding slowly up and down. Gabe fixed his eyes on it, mesmerized.
He just didn't like the motion of that boat. Three gangplanks connected it with the pier; passengers and freight were going steadily aboard and the boat was moving softly up and down, up and down, up and down. Not even in a regular motion like the click-click-click of the train wheels, but in a sickening rolling manner that first attracted Gabe's eye, then his mind, and then his stomach…
Oh, no.
He wheeled around and locked his eyes on the first stationary object: a sign next to the ticket window, which said:
Fares:
Pittsburg – $2
Port Chicago – $4
Richmond – $9
San Francisco – $16.50
Sure, he thought.
The clerk at the window leered at him. "Four minutes, friend."
They had a language of their own out here, and Gabe was beginning to learn the vocabulary. When a guy called you friend, it was like when a tiger showed you his teeth. It didn't pay to assume he was smiling.
Over on the wharf the gold wagon was empty and the muleskinner was bellowing a rich stream of oaths at his animals. The wagon curled away. Four characters in overalls came out of a shed and took the reins of the big guys' horses. All the big guys were dismounted now, half of them up on the forward deck and the other half stomping toward the gangplank.
So the guards were traveling with the gold, not with the wagon. They were all clustering around the pile of gold boxes on deck now and keeping the passengers away.
Passengers. Gabe looked off to his right, and it seemed as though just about everybody who'd been on the train was already on the boat. If he didn't hustle himself, he'd get left behind and not make it to San Francisco. And if there was one thing worse than being on that riverboat it was not being on it, if the alternative was life in this place. What did that fat fellow say it was? Sacramento.
Plus there was Twill, and that associate of Twill's waiting for Gabe to show up in San Francisco. It would be a very very poor idea to disappoint him.
Also, there was that gold. For some reason Gabe liked the idea of traveling with a wagonload of gold for companionship. It made a voyage by boat almost worthwhile.
Almost. Taking a step closer to the ticket window, Gabe gave the sign beside it an affronted look. To hear that sign talk, you'd think California was nothing but major metropolises. Pittsburg, Port Chicago, Richmond indeed. The truth was that these gully-jumpers wouldn't know a city if it fell on them.
The ticket clerk said, "You goin' someplace, or you just practicin' your lip-readin'?"
Gabe lifted one eyebrow in a big-city stare. "You in a hurry?"
"No, I'm not, but you ought to be. The boat's about to leave."
Gabe looked over at the boat, and damn if they weren't starting to pull the gangplanks in. "Yeah," he said. "I'm going to San Francisco."
"You are if you run for it." The clerk slapped a ticket down on the counter. "That'll be sixteen and four bits."
"Ah. Well, I…"
Gabe hadn't known about this extra expense at the end of the line and wasn't sure exactly how much cash he still had. He'd left New York in something of a hurry and hadn't been able to scrounge together too much of a road stake. Did he even have sixteen dollars and fifty cents?
He watched the gangplanks sliding upward over there at the boat while he fumbled in his pockets. A ten-dollar eagle. A five-dollar half eagle.
He dug. He dug fast now because he had sudden thoughts of the telegram that would go out to Twill if Gabe didn't show up in San Francisco. He dug through every pocket and, counting the dime in his left trouser cuff, he had seventeen dollars and five cents.
"There you are," Gabe said at last, dumping a double handful of coins onto the counter.
"And there you are," the clerk said. "Have a great trip."
That just had to be sarcastic. Clutching his ticket Gabe peered at the clerk's face, but saw only a guileless smile as the man closed the board shutters over his window.
And a lot of shouting was taking place over at the riverboat. Gabe saw only one gangplank still connecting ship to pier, and he made a run for it, waving the ticket and shouting, "Hi! Hi!"
The scenery was moving. Hills were going by. There was open water between Gabe and the nearest land. And the water was moving and the boat was moving.
Slowly, like a statue toppling off a pedestal, Gabe bent over the rail.
