Текст книги "Irregulars "
Автор книги: Astrid Amara
Соавторы: Nicole Kimberling,Ginn Hale,Josh lanyon
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Irregulars
A Shared-World Anthology
Nicole Kimberling
Josh Lanyon
Astrid Amara
Ginn Hale
Irregulars
A Shared-World Anthology
By Nicole Kimberling, Josh Lanyon, Astrid Amara, Ginn Hale
Published by:
Blind Eye Books
1141 Grant Street
Bellingham, WA. 98225
blindeyebooks.com
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner without written permission of the publisher, except for the purpose of reviews.
Edited by Nicole Kimberling and J.D. Hope
Cover Art by Sam Dawson
Art Direction Dawn Kimberling
This book is a work of fiction and as such all characters and situations are fictional. Any resemblances to actual people or events are coincidental.
First Edition March 2012
Copyright 2012 Nicole Kimberling, Josh Lanyon, Astrid Amara, Ginn Hale
ISBN: 978-1-935560-16-6
No Life but This is dedicated to Krishna—writing isn’t the same without you beside me.
–Astrid Amara
Cherries Worth Getting
Nicole Kimberling
“We must not look at goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits:
Who knows upon what soil they fed
Their hungry thirsty roots?”
The Goblin Market
– Christina Rosetti
For reasons unknown to Agent Keith Curry, food carts proliferated on the mostly rainy streets of Portland, Oregon, like they did in no other city in North America. Their awnings sprang up like the chanterelles in the Pacific Northwest forest, sometimes filling an entire parking lot.
Keith preferred visiting these eateries because many had permanently rented parking spaces and settled down like oysters cementing themselves in place. The parking lot near his hotel supported one of these colonies so he thought it might be as good a place as any to begin his investigation, though he didn’t expect to find much.
Rarely did venues like these serve human flesh.
Hidden places, places with concealed entrances, front businesses with makeshift kitchens, art galleries—he found contraband in places like these, but the average health department certified cart?
Probably clean as a whistle.
Keith stepped up to the cart—a converted Airstream that sold nothing but grilled cheese sandwiches—and ordered a “Kindergartner”—American cheese on white bread. A slight vibration came from his wrist and he glanced down at his watch. It was a prototype designed to alert a human wearer of the presence of extra-human beings. Now the numeral seven shone blue, which indicated that a faerie had come within fifty feet of him, setting off his proximity alarm. Briefly, he scanned the people queueing up to the food carts, wondering which customer hid a fae nature. Business heels lady? Sparkly hippie juggler, busking? Little blond kid eating a snow-cone? It could be any of them—or maybe all of them. Probably more than one faerie was abroad, actually, this close to the upscale condos in the Pearl District. Faeries didn’t concern him this time around. What he needed to watch for was the red three that indicated the presence of goblins.
He returned his attention to the amiable, bearded guy currently buttering the bread that would shortly become his sandwich.
“You mind if I ask you a question?” Keith asked.
“Go right ahead.” The bearded guy slapped the bread down on the food cart’s small but impeccably clean flatiron and applied the cheese.
“Do you know where a guy can find any flesh joints around here?”
The cook laughed. “There’re too many strip joints to count, man. Just google ‘stripper.’ You can get any kind you want.”
“I don’t mean naked ladies. I mean bloody protein.”
The cook looked up at him in mild disdain. “Not really my style.”
“Not that into meat?” Keith asked casually.
“Not into performance art shit,” the cook replied. “I believe in cooking food, not eating it raw in front of a smoke machine while some pretentious dick plays lame beats.”
“So you’ve never been to the Theater of Blood Carnivore Circus?”
“One of my buddies went to it, but I don’t really remember where he said it was. Like I said, it’s not my thing.”
“Do you think I could convince you to call him and ask? I’m only in town for a few days and I want to experience the entire Portland food scene before I put up my report.”
At this the bearded guy perked up.
“You a food critic or blogger or something?” He handed Keith the sandwich. It smelled amazing—like something his mom would have served alongside a bowl of canned tomato soup.
“Or something.” Keith winked. Generally speaking, restaurant reviewers did not reveal themselves to people whom they were to review. The grilled cheese guy understood this and nodded sagely.
“If I call him, he might remember.”
“I’d appreciate it.” Keith took a bite of his sandwich, made a show of savoring it before pronouncing, “Delicious.”
“You should try it with our spiced turkey.” The cook tilted a pan to show him half of a roasted bird, concave rib bones visible. “Just roasted it with harissa and preserved lemon. Want a sample?”
Keith’s stomach lurched slightly, as it always did these days when he saw a carcass.
He held up a hand in refusal. “None for me, thanks. I’m a vegetarian.”
Keith ate his sandwich and the grilled cheese guy phoned his friend, who came up blank. Too drunk, he said, to remember where he’d been. But he’d seen the poster for the show when he’d been clubbing downtown. Maybe, he said, it was still there. Keith thanked the cook and headed east, walking the length of the central business district to reach the Willamette River. Huge clubs of every persuasion, including gay clubs like C C Slaughters and Silverado, dominated the streets. Since it was lunchtime, few were open.
Portland’s old town, like every other urban center in the midst of being gentrified, was a perfect combination of swank and sleazy. Genuine homeless alcoholics loitered on sidewalks next to trust fund students merely posing as alcoholics. Wingtips mingled with Converse.
The combination of Portland’s art, music, and food scenes made it the perfect place to hide a blood orgy. Even when civilians happened upon the carnage, they often simply believed it had to be some kind of performance. Keith had investigated orgy sites where there had been twenty or more witnesses all standing and watching some victim being dismembered just because a cameraman was filming it. The presence of a camera implied fiction and a sense that some authority was in control.
That was right, at least. But few spectators ever asked themselves who that authority might be.
Keith didn’t blame them—the spectators. They couldn’t know how many monsters existed in the world. Hell, his own agency, NIAD, went out of the way to make sure they didn’t know. The NATO Irregular Affairs Division, often simply called the Irregulars, had been tasked with the duty of policing other-realm traffic, beings, and artifacts.
NIAD policed NATO territories, providing justice for the wronged and infrastructure for the hundreds of thousands of unearthly refugees, diaspora, and émigrés who now lived hidden within NATO borders.
The array of agents employed by the department included rumpled old magicians, witches in business suits, and faerie lawyers as well as a wide variety of extra-human consultants. But the people who did most of the work were regular old human agents, like him.
Keith turned onto SW Stark Street and walked slowly, scanning the brick facades for arcane symbols hidden in the graffiti. He pulled his NIAD-issue glasses from their case and put them on. Through the enchanted lenses, he could now see that a few faint faerie signs marked the building. They were remarkably like hobo signs: circles, slashes, and arrows indicating what a passing extra-human might encounter. The building directly in front of him was marked “cream left out”.
Not surprising. It was an ice cream parlor. But Keith noted it all the same. If the owners left product out intentionally to feed passing extra-humans, they might have some other-realm connections. If this had been New York or Boston, the whole bottom six inches of the building would have been scribbled with vulgar Gaelic epithets left by leprechaun gangs. Here only a couple of marks had been left at ankle-level and they looked like elf work. Apparently one could find work with a shoemaker nearby. He walked up and down the street. Here and there other spirits had left their mark. He found some ancient Japanese cursive left by displaced yokai that had been overwritten in English by a local Native American salmon spirit.
At last he came to a telephone pole plastered with flyers and handbills for various shows, crudely taped and staple-gunned over one another. One caught Keith’s eye. Carefully, he peeled aside a flyer advertising a Dykes-n-Dogs singles meetup (canine companions welcome) to reveal the words:
Theater of Blood
Carnivore Circus
One Night Only!
Lulu’s Flapjack Shack
A quick map search revealed that the restaurant was located on the city’s east side. The sun was setting now. As Keith predicted, his proximity alarm started to gently flash as more and more extra-humans emerged from their lairs, homes, and office buildings. Blinking green nine: vampires. Yellow two: pixies. Red three: goblins.
Across the water, the city’s east side with its hipster bars and award-winning restaurants beckoned, but Keith’s days of gourmandizing were long gone. Besides, the east side of Portland was known to contain the largest naturalized goblin population in the world. If he was going to go asking questions there, he’d need backup. Preferably backup that both spoke the language and understood the treaties that existed between humans and goblins.
Because of the necessity for human flesh for certain historic goblin rituals, NIAD, in conjunction with other human governments, had struck a bargain: ten death row inmates sent to the goblin realm every year, no questions asked. In return for this, the goblins had agreed to an extradition treaty that had curbed the ability of goblin human-hunters to disappear on the wild white mountainsides of their snowy kingdom. Keith could see how, when the deal was made a century prior, it would have seemed like poetic justice to render up a sinner to the tortures of hell.
The program had been largely effective, but not completely. Certain goblins still chose to hunt human beings. The only time Keith had ever used his mage pistol against a hostile was when he’d neutralized a pair of goblin butchers in an abattoir in Chicago. He wasn’t excited about the prospect of using it again. Avoiding direct conflict, through use of the greater communication skills provided by a translator or community liaison, would provide the most desirable outcome.
At least that’s what the NIAD field operations manual assured him and he was willing to give it a try, if only to sidestep filing the mountain of paperwork required by investigating agents who discharged even a single, laser-etched incantation bullet.
He phoned the field office for backup, then headed back to his hotel, stopping only briefly at a supermarket to purchase bread and cheese.
***
Keith’s room at the Mark Spencer Hotel was small and not at all hip, but it had the two things Keith needed most—a bed and a tiny kitchenette. He laid his mage pistol on the small square of counter next to the range and started dinner. He heated the warped nonstick skillet that had come with the room and laid one piece of buttered bread down in it, hearing an appealing sizzle. He added a couple of slices of havarti and another slice of buttered bread and waited. He didn’t really watch his food so much as he listened to it—smelled it. Behind him the television let him know about events currently taking place in the Willamette Valley. There was a brewer’s festival and a triathlon, perfectly representing Portland’s twin obsessions: the culinary arts and outdoor recreation. The open window let in a pleasant summer breeze.
Keith was pondering his chances of still being in town for the brewer’s festival when he felt a slight vibration from his wrist. He glanced at his watch. The numeral three glowed red—goblins close by.
There was a knock at his door. Out of habit, Keith switched off the range and shifted his skillet off the electric element. Mage pistol in hand, he moved to peer through the fish-eye lens. Outside his door he saw a tall, well-muscled man wearing the standard black trench coat favored by their department, despite the fact that it was nearly eighty degrees outside. He had lustrous black hair and blue eyes and a jawline perfect enough to get him a job selling any men’s cologne on earth. The man smiled and held up his NIAD badge. The circular insignia of the Irregular Affairs Division gleamed dully in the yellow hallway light.
Gunther Heartman. Keith cracked his knuckles. It was a bad habit and also a tell, since he did it only when extremely irritated, but he found he couldn’t stop. Gunther worked in the San Francisco office as a field agent and member of the strike force. He also did do-gooder double duty as a community volunteer, coordinating the annual human returnee Christmas party. Held in San Francisco, this party was arranged for the benefit of humans who for whatever reason had been away from earth for too long to be normal. Some had been hostages; others, lost in amateur magic-using accidents only to be retrieved years later, addled and hopelessly out of sync with everyday human life. Still others had never lived on earth at all and were dealing with the problem of having been repatriated against their will. It was a mixed bag of scratched and dented individuals who needed further socialization before being allowed to roam free in the general population.
Gunther had convinced Keith to come in from HQ to participate the previous year. And because Gunther was a good-looking man, Keith had been happy to oblige, on the notion that he might find opportunity to seduce him. He’d taken the red-eye from DC and six hours after landing was running a little table where he helped the human race’s long-lost weirdos create, decorate, and ultimately eat the most disturbing Christmas cookies imaginable.
Still covered in sprinkles and colored sugar, they’d had sex for the first time. Keith had thought he was in love at the first taste of Gunther’s mouth, but he’d played it cool, returning to DC on the next flight.
Gunther had phoned him about a week later. He’d been in DC for some meeting. They’d met, screwed, and parted that very night.
This pattern repeated itself a few times as the two of them casually entered each other’s orbits, only to be pulled away again the next day. That suited Keith fine for a while.
Then, just like that, Heartman had ended it.
He’d ended it just as Keith had been about to suggest that they try to see more of each other.
Keith pulled the door open, but not far enough to let Heartman enter. “What are you doing here?”
“You called for me.”
“I called for a goblin linguist.”
“And here I am,” Gunther replied. “There was no one else available so they sent me.”
Keith gave a resigned sigh and pulled his NIAD-issue utility knife from his pocket. He folded the identification light out and focused the beam. “Light verification please, Agent Heartman?”
“I suppose it’s too much to hope that you’d feel comfortable calling me Gunther.” He offered his ID again.
“Let’s just keep it professional.” Keith shone his light across the plastic surface. Text previously invisible revealed itself, including Agent Heartman’s species: naturalized goblin.
Keith’s breath caught in his throat. He hadn’t known that, though he could see how Gunther would have failed to mention it.
Oddly, Gunther’s photograph didn’t shift under the light to show any other image. It looked just like he looked—like an actor who would have been cast to play a hot federal agent in some action film. The lean planes of his face would have photographed well from any angle. Probably even upside down.
“There’s no secondary ID photo here,” Keith remarked.
“There wouldn’t be. I’m transmogrified.” Gunther took a pack of Lucky Strikes filterless from his inside pocket, folded one into his mouth, and began to chew.
“It says naturalized here.” Keith stared hard at the ID and then at Gunther. Was this some sort of trick? Another creature casting a masking spell to look like Gunther? Keith surreptitiously adjusted the light to pierce illusions and, without warning, flashed the light into the other agent’s face.
Gunther winced and held up a hand against the piercing white light, but his countenance remained exactly the same.
“Although I am fully of snow goblin descent, I was transformed to be compatible with this world while still in utero.” Gunther kept his voice low and glanced around the empty hallway as he spoke. “This isn’t a glamour or masking spell or any other kind of illusion. My real body has been irrevocably reconfigured.”
“Right,” Keith muttered. “I’ve heard of that.”
Gunther said, “Do you think we could continue this conversation in private?”
“Oh, of course.” Keith stepped aside.
Gunther sauntered through the doorway, sidestepped the bed, and seated himself in a high-backed chair by the television. His eyes immediately honed in on the skillet.
“Are you cooking grilled cheese?”
“I was.” As Keith returned to the range and flipped his sandwich over, his deeply ingrained sense of hospitality took over and he found himself asking, “Want one?”
“Sure.” Gunther gave him a brilliant smile, showing his perfectly white teeth. “I’m always hungry.”
Chapter Two
Snow goblins were, for Keith’s money, the scariest looking of the species. Their pure white bodies seemed to be constructed entirely of bones, talons, and teeth. Only red slits marked their eyes and nostrils. They spoke in growls. They drank pure kerosene on the rocks and called it moonshine.
In so far as Keith knew, Gunther Heartman had never scared anyone. Not even accidentally. He was polite, well meaning, and easygoing to a fault. Even when Gunther had ended his relationship with Keith—if you could describe a disjointed series of one-night stands a relationship—he’d been nice about it. “I think you might still be struggling with some issues,” Gunther had said, “and I don’t think being with me is necessarily helping you. I don’t think I’m the right man for you. And I know you’re not the right man for me.”
At the time, Keith had consoled himself by thinking that at least Gunther had had the guts to give him a real reason, instead of the old “it’s not you, it’s me” line. Keith had always wondered why Gunther thought he wasn’t the right man for Keith. Now he thought he knew. Not only was he not human, he was exactly the sort of extra-human American who had destroyed Keith’s previous life.
But that didn’t bear thinking about. Keith turned his attention fully back to cooking. Almost casually, he remarked, “I didn’t realize that you were of goblin descent.”
“There’s no reason you should have.”
Except that we’ve slept together at least a dozen times, Keith thought. Aloud he said, “I suppose there are quite a few of you on the West Coast.”
Gunther nodded. “About six thousand. More than half of them were reengineered while they were still in the womb, like myself.”
“It’s odd that you never brought that up before,” Keith said.
“Is it?” Gunther gave him a meaningful look, though what meaning he intended Keith to take away was not clear.
“Yes, it is.” Keith flipped Gunther’s sandwich. “So, have you always looked human?”
“I haven’t just looked human, I’ve been human. I went to public school, ran track, and got my first job washing dishes at Kentucky Fried Chicken just like everybody else.” Gunther popped another cigarette into his mouth and chewed slowly. He fished in his pocket for his slim, yellow tin of lighter fluid, popped open the red safety cap, and took a swig. Thin, flammable vapor floated from his breath as he said, “I enjoy being human.”
“I bet you do,” Keith said dryly.
The other man gazed at him with a mild, pleasant smile and then said, “Correct me if I’m wrong, but you seem slightly uncomfortable. Is it because you just found out I’m a goblin?”
“No,” Keith said.
“Is it because of our previous relationship?”
“Yes.” Keith took his sandwich, cut it in half, and offered one plate to Gunther, who accepted it with a strange half bow. Keith took his own plate and sat on the edge of the bed.
“I really didn’t mean for you to feel awkward—” Gunther began.
“Let’s just focus on the task at hand,” Keith cut him off before he could launch into another well-meaning speech. While they’d been seeing one another, Gunther’s reflexive urge toward humane action had been one of the qualities Keith admired. Now that same quality not only irked but confused him. “Did you get much of a debriefing?”
“Not much,” Gunther said, puffing around his first mouthful of hot, gooey cheese and bread.
“We’ve had three dead, butchered human carcasses here in Portland in the last six months.”
“Any evidence of serial killing?”
Keith shook his head. “FBI says you can never rule that out completely, but our informants say that human protein has appeared in a couple of different goblin venues in the city. The summer holy days are coming up. I think some members of Portland’s extra-human American community might be stocking up their pantries.”
“For the goblin solstice feast, you mean?”
“That’s right,” Keith said.
“And so you’re thinking that this is the work of some reactionary cadre of old-time religion goblin butchers, therefore you requested a native speaker to assist when you go talk to the community?”
“In a nutshell.” Keith thought he sensed a certain reluctance to comply emanating from Gunther but chose not to address it. Not yet, anyway. Clearly the two of them made for a less than ideal team. But if they could get through the next couple of days, they could both go back to their respective offices on opposite sides of the continent, no harm done.
“What about other known human predators?” Gunther asked.
“There are three registered vampires in the area. I’m planning to interview them as well, because there was some exsanguination present, but there’s nothing to connect them to the crimes at this moment.”
“So what do you have to link this to goblins?” Gunther asked.
“The timing and the state of the bodies. It’s circumstantial, I know, but these really look like goblin killings,” Keith said and from Gunther’s brief expression of distaste he guessed Gunther understood what he meant.
“I might have something more solid soon,” Keith added.
“Such as?”
“Maybe a venue. Lulu’s Flapjack Shack hosted a show recently that has all the hallmarks of a hide-in-plain-sight blood orgy. I’m heading over there in a few minutes and I’d like you to come along.”
“Yes, certainly.” Gunther took his remaining sandwich triangle, folded it in half, and, despite the magma-like cheese, ate it in three bites. He then said, “Do you mind if we stop to get another pack of cigarettes on the way? I’m out.”
***
Lulu’s Flapjack Shack inhabited a space that had certainly been continuously used as a hospitality venue since linoleum had been invented. Mismatched vinyl booths lined the dining room walls and small tables filled the center space, creating the feeling of being in a pastiche of all diners that had ever existed anywhere. Keith couldn’t tell if this was sophisticated and subtle interior design or the result of buying fixtures piecemeal.
According to the sign, Lulu’s was open twenty-three hours a day—the one hour closure occurring between four and five a.m.
Presumably, this was when they mopped.
At nine thirty p.m. the dining room was at about half capacity. Mostly the patrons seemed to be in the pre-legal phase of adolescence. Groups of five or six shared plates of french fries and pretended to be adults. At the diner counter, intermittently spaced single older males competed for the lone waitress’s conversational attention in between bites of all-day breakfast.
“Where do the bands play, do you think?” Keith asked Gunther, mostly to make conversation. The notion that the goblin currently setting off his proximity alert was standing right next to him disturbed him more than he wanted to admit, even to himself.
“Banquet room.” Gunther pointed down the long counter to a lighted sign at the back.
Gunther turned out to be correct.
“I don’t like the fact that it’s called The Banquet Room.” Keith’s watch buzzed gently, number three still glowing red.
Gunther glanced at it. “Is that some sort of prototype?”
“It’s a sensor. It’s coded to alert agents to the presence of extra-humans.” Keith gave Gunther the brief rundown on the prototype and its codes. “It’s meant to be more subtle than other types of sensors. The downside is having to memorize the codes.”
Gunther nodded and said, “So what’s it say now?”
“At least one goblin within fifty feet. But that is most likely you.”
“You know, R&D really needs to get on developing a way for agents of other-realm origin to avoid triggering those things before they take it out of the prototype phase. I could see how that could go really wrong in a strike force situation with limited visibility.”
“I’ll make sure to include that in my report on how it functions in the field,” Keith remarked, somewhat dryly. Strike force was never an assignment that Keith had coveted, but there was a certain inevitable comparison of masculinity that occurred between agents when one was a member and the other wasn’t.
“I’d appreciate that, thanks.” Gunther headed back into the restaurant and Keith followed with caution.
The Banquet Room had been designed when restaurants still routinely catered banquets, sometime way back in the early imitation wood paneling era. Like most banquet rooms of this ilk, it offered no windows and only one emergency exit in the back.
Essentially, a perfect space to hold a blood orgy.
Whoever had converted The Banquet Room into a bar had kept the basic fixtures and furnishings. The room seemed largely set up like a banquet room as well, with long tables lined by inexpensive, wipe-able pine green dining chairs. Large mass-produced nautical-themed paintings dotted the wall. Toward the front of the room, where head tables would have been, was a small stage, a ten-seat wet bar, and a tiny dance floor.
Few patrons were in evidence—just a few young guys at the bar watching cartoons on closed-captioned television and a couple who seemed to be hiding in the corner table. Keith gave them the once-over. But upon closer inspection, the reason for their furtive behavior became clear. He wore a wedding band and she did not.
He seated himself at the bar next to Gunther. Catching sight of himself in the mirror behind the bar, Keith had the unfortunate experience of comparing himself with Agent Heartman physically. There was no contest whatsoever. Gunther was taller, broader, and somehow looked good slouching beneath dank, yellow light. Whereas Keith, sitting in shirtsleeves, tie slightly loosened, resembled nothing more than an off-duty county health inspector. Only the tattoos on his arms revealed that there might be any aspect of his personality that an average person could find interest in.
The bartender set a bowl of popcorn down between them. The man resembled Gunther in the powerful proportions of his body, but his coloring differed notably. He had red hair, small, narrow eyes, and a mouth that stretched too wide to be attractive, especially when he smiled.
“What can I get for you?”
Gunther ordered pink vodka on the rocks. Keith stuck with beer—microbrew. The bartender stepped aside to pour their drinks. Gunther began to amiably munch the popcorn. After a few bites he remarked, “This would be a good venue.”
“Yeah, that’s what I thought. No windows. Drain in the floor.”
“I was thinking more for seeing a band,” Gunther said. “The décor seems dank and lowbrow for a real goblin feast.”
“Have you ever been to one?”
“Do I not have a mother who would be disappointed if I failed to attend?” Gunther tossed a yellow kernel into the air and caught it in his mouth, then slid his gaze slyly around. “I feast every year. Not how you’re imagining it, though. My family’s feasts take the form of barbecues generally conducted in the garden. The most unsavory item generally present is my godfather’s fifth of substandard rye.”
“What protein did you cook?”
“You know, a less polite man might find that question, and its implicit assumption, somewhat offensive.” His tone shifted slightly, lowering to a near growl.
Keith bristled. “Maybe a less polite man hasn’t seen the same kinds of things that I have seen conducted in places much like this.”
Gunther folded. His easy manner returned. “I suppose not. I imagine that as the primary investigator for cases like these you’ve grown naturally suspicious of individuals of my heritage.”
Keith lowered his voice to a near whisper. “Look, last year, in Dallas, we busted a group of upper crust gourmandizing sickos who were human right down to their Manolo Blahniks. Before that we collared a real, live child-eating Russian baba-fucking-yaga. But in this particular case, I happen to suspect goblins, all right? If you can’t deal with that maybe you should request reassignment.”
The bartender turned back and plunked their drinks in front of them. Keith slid the tattered flyer out in front of him and said, “I was wondering, did you happen to be working on the night of this show?”
The bartender glanced down and grimaced. “Yeah, I was. Hell of a mess they made.” Then, with a bartender’s eerie prescience, he inquired, “You two cops?”
“I’m Agent Keith Curry. This is Agent Heartman.” He briefly opened his NIAD ID, then closed it again. For most people, just seeing a badge—any badge—was enough to get them to talk. The bartender was no exception. He nodded, stiffening only slightly. Keith continued, “And you are?”
“Jordan Lucky Greenbacks. What is this about?”
“Just a routine inquiry.” Gunther gave the bartender an easy smile. “Are the owners in?”
“No, they don’t work nights.”
Keith took over again. “How long have you worked here, Mr. Greenbacks?”
“Three years,” Jordan said.
“Tell me, does the management ever close this room for private parties?”
