Текст книги "Where It Began"
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XIV
MEANWHILE, MY PARENTS ARE SPONSORING A Gardiners-Have-Made-It Fest complete with a great many banana daiquiris and pretty much everything except Mexican sparklers.
Watch:
The first night Billy pulls up to my house in the midnight-blue Beemer and Vivian spots him getting out of the car and slinging his little black daypack over his shoulder and flexing his back, she is pretty much ready to fall to her knees and yell “Hallelujah!”
She doesn’t even try to hide how excited she is. For years I’d been this disappointing nonentity, a sorry clothes rack for expensive little wrong-season outfits from Sunset Plaza, but now I have a pretty damned cool approximation of a boyfriend.
Hallelujah, all right.
My dad, who pretty much hasn’t said squat to me on a regular basis since father-daughter Indian Princess at the YMCA broke up in second grade and we retired our stupid leather Indian Princess medallions, says “Nice ride.” While making eye contact.
It’s unnerving.
Somewhere out there, somewhere in the Midwest maybe, with cornfields and silos and sheep, there are parents who are all concerned about the age when their children should go on a date, all worried about whether they’ll kiss with tongue before marriage. These are no doubt the same people who think that having a cute lime-green bra strap sticking out of your tank top puts you one step away from working in a brothel in Hong Kong.
Or maybe these parents are in Hong Kong and in their minds the brothel is here in L.A.
Or maybe these parents are from Utah and their imaginary brothels are littered all over the other forty-nine states.
Wherever they are, they don’t have kids at Winston School.
Unless they’re from some exotic land filled with ethnic diversity, but clueless about pimping your kid for popularity. But still, you can tell that even Anita’s mom is eyeing that cute Derek Dash Sharma when he rolls through the Winston gates in his nice little red tricked-out Audi TT, so who knows? Although you can’t help but notice that Anita’s mom is afraid Derek will ravish Anita at four in the afternoon if his mother isn’t home to stop them, whereas Vivian would drop everything to drive me straight over there if Derek Dash Sharma—whose family is in the richer-than-God category that she and John are so fond of—so much as cocked his head in my direction.
There stand my parents, grinning like grateful idiots when Billy comes through the front door of Casa Gardiner. He is golden, with that pale blond hair reflecting light. He says, “Hey, Vivian. How’s it going, John?” And it is as if they are turned on.
But not as turned on as me, the original grateful grinning idiot.
He is so absolutely, undeniably perfect. I go: Why me? Why me? Why me? about six hundred times in the five seconds it takes me to walk across the living room to the front door. And then, by the time we are out the door, by the time his arm is draped around my shoulder, I don’t even care why or how or anything. And the only thing in my mind, arranging myself in the passenger seat of the midnight-blue Beemer, tying my hair back so the wind won’t blow it into the shape of a tumbleweed, is my increasingly insistent mantra, the one about how I’d better not screw this up.
Lisa and Anita are completely nonplussed. Even though I am pretty sure that everyone else kind of wants to have what I suddenly have—cute skintight clothes and a spot in the Class of 1920 Garden drinking wine out of paper cups at lunch with Billy Nash—I have somehow managed to cozy up to the only two friends who are a special case. They seem more amazed than covetous, like they want anthropological field reports of the inner workings of hot, elite circles that they themselves don’t actually want any personal part of.
Sitting in a group study room trying to teach me SAT II math facts, Anita says, “It’s just that I see you with someone more, I don’t know, more arty.”
Before now, the idea that she saw me with anyone at all would have been highly flattering and also highly unrealistic.
I say, “Huey is arty.”
“Someone normal and arty. Someone, I don’t know, more intense.”
“Billy is intense.”
“Not that kind of intense. Not jock intense.”
I’ve barely known him for a month, but I am pretty sure that he’s the perfect intensity. I am pretty sure that even if this is like Zeus coming down from Mount Olympus to frolic with some clueless shepherd maid, I don’t want to wreck the frolic with major analysis or—yay Vivian and the power of positive thinking—think one single negative thought to mess it up.
“It’s not like he’s a dumb jock,” I say. “He is going to Princeton.”
Anita slams her ten-pound AP Bio book down on the table. “Don’t be naive,” she says, as if anyone could stay naive for five minutes at Winston. “It’s not like people who know they’re going to Princeton fall of junior year are getting in because they’re Albert Einstein.”
“Anita!”
“Some people actually have to study and get a four-three GPA and build a nuclear reactor in their basement to get into an Ivy. And some people don’t.”
Which is obviously true. Which is why Peyton Epps, famous for being mean and stupid but whose whole Epps dynasty has large buildings named after them at every high school, college, and hospital in Southern California, is going to Brown instead of Cal State Bakersfield.
“At least Cal doesn’t have a quota on Asians,” Anita says.
Which is why Lewis Wing, who actually got a prize for taking and acing more APs than anybody else in the history of Winston School, is going to Cal instead of Brown.
“Okay,” I say. “I get it. Life is unfair and also sucks. But my life, for once, doesn’t suck and it’s not as if the ticket to Princeton is his fault.”
“I’m just saying,” Anita says. “Don’t go confusing him with Wallace Schaeffer.”
Wallace Schaeffer has been taking engineering courses at UCLA since he was fourteen. There are completely credible rumors that Wallace Schaeffer got a likely letter from MIT when he was still a sophomore. The only reason Wallace Schaeffer is even at Winston and not hanging around with all the other certified geniuses at Harvard-Westlake—which Winston tries to pretend is our crosstown rival, ignoring the tiny facts that (1) it is not across town, and (2) it is better than us in basically everything except equestrian team and cheerleading—is that the Harvard-Westlake middle school carpool line is routed past his house and his mom’s hobby is waging war to make them stop blocking her vast, circular driveway.
But Wallace Schaeffer is not the one driving me around in his midnight-blue convertible:
That would be Billy Nash.
Lisa and Anita try to be nice to him. When we drive past them in the parking lot, they wave while looking at their feet.
Not that there’s any way that I can tell them what I’m doing with him up in his bedroom, when he knocks the homework off the bed with his bare feet and strokes my hair, and my forehead, and my eyebrows, and my eyelids. When he runs his fingers down the back of my neck and down my spine under my blouse and I want more and he wants more and I just want to give him more. Because: Even though getting him off like that might not technically be sex, they would still be completely grossed out.
But there we are, by the side of the bed, his fingers on my shoulders, me unzipping him, me with my clothes still on because every time I think about taking them off, all I can think of is Billy looking down at my naked self going, Jesus, what was I thinking? And the whole time, I’m going, Whoa, Gabriella, this is actually more than somewhat fun. Whoa. This is freaking amazing.
And trying not to look so into it that he’ll think I’m a skank.
Only you have to admit, Billy is Gorgeous Boy from Planet Irresistible.
Eating frozen yogurt together after sculpture, Lisa says, “I wouldn’t mind sculpting that.” That being Billy from behind. Also, not being totally unobservant, she says, “Watch your back, okay? Not that you have to.”
She is thumbing through a college catalog from Davidson that she got from the college counselor—the one who I never go to visit and am pretty much planning never to go visit. The one whose official job is to make pronouncements about how your sub-regularity severely limits your future options, college choices, happiness, success, viability as a resident of the Three B’s, and potential for shopping at stores other than Ross Dress for Less once your parents stop supporting you.
“What’s Davidson?” Anita asks.
“It’s a really good college that I’m not going to attend,” Lisa says.
“How is anyone supposed to make decisions from a catalog anyway?” Anita says.
“Great catalog,” Lisa says. “I just have other plans.”
“My plans don’t extend beyond this weekend,” I say.
Lisa sighs. “You’re an artist, so you’re in a completely different category than the rest of us. Your portfolio is going to be amazing.” Lisa thinks that any doodle you aren’t outright embarrassed to sign is amazing, which makes her very supportive but not entirely realistic about my stature as an art goddess. “Do you know where you’re going to send it?”
Well, no.
Whatever brains I once had have been sucked out through my new and time-intensive good hair, my energy devoted to precision blow-drying and Billy. But even if I’d still been skulking around Winston with sub-regular hair and no boyfriend, it is not as if I would have been out there whoring it up with extra-sexy extracurriculars to fill out great-looking lists for the (close eyes and wince) sub-regular, second-tier colleges that would even consider a person like me.
The portfolio seems like a bizarre little sideshow to keep my mind occupied so I won’t have to contemplate how fast I’m going to plummet in a highly entertaining yet predictable nosedive from the high board into a very small bucket during the main event. How I am going to spend the spring of senior year congratulating everybody else for getting into (loud applause from God Himself) Harvard while I pretend I want a gap year.
Anita says, “It’s junior year. Shoot me if this sounds too momish, but don’t you need to start making a plan?”
Well, no.
How much strategic planning does it take to get rejected from Penn, laughed out of the Wharton School of Business applicant pool, and left rotting and Ivy-free up on Via Estrada with only your totally shattered dad who has run so amok with his stupid, unrealistic plans for your future that even a pitcher of iced margaritas is not going to take the edge off?
My only plan is to climb onto Planet Billy and only occasionally glance back down at the debris of my soon to be previously sub-regular life. Because even though I can tell that high school is only temporary, I just don’t care.
Anita says, “You know, Gabby, you should run with this. You should go out for student government right now.”
Which is not as bizarre as it might sound. Because: Student Council is always getting both halves of cute couples elected to it. And because Winston has its Student Council elections at the start of the school year instead of in the spring, presumably so that if someone gets fat or their social status suddenly tanks during the summer, the cool kids on Council won’t be stuck in a room with them all year.
And right then, two weeks into being with Billy, a meteoric rise to super-regular Student Council Girl Appendage to the Gorgeous Hot Boy seems as unremarkable as crossing the street.
“Right now,” Lisa agrees. “Not that you have to.”
Right now, before you screw it up with Billy Nash, is what I hear. Which is so not happening. Because pretty much my whole way of life involves thinking about how much I adore Billy Nash, and adoring him, and doing all this cute domestic stuff to keep him happy and not screwing it up.
XV
I AM MAYBE THE WORLD’S BEST ASPIRING GIRLFRIEND.
Billy likes blue Pilot pens; I always have one handy. Billy wants to cut out of school and get coffee at Starbucks or some boysenberry/wheatgrass thing at Jamba Juice; I am out of there in a flash. Billy likes fat oatmeal cookies with currants and not raisins; I am a fat-oatmeal-cookie-with-currants-and-no-raisins baking machine.
Vivian even helps me. We have mother-daughter pimp-your-kid bonding over cookie sheets and baking powder.
“Don’t think you don’t deserve this,” she says, spraying sticky nonstick grease onto the cookie sheets.
I say, “Huh?”
“You look darling,” she says. “And you’re a very sweet girl. People like that.”
And for like thirty seconds, kneading the dough for sugar balls, standing next to Vivian in a cloud of powdered sugar, I am in a state reserved for actual darling-looking, sweet girls whose mothers really like them. I am beaming and inhaling sugar and Vivian is sort of looking at me strangely.
And then I go, Shit, Gabriella. Really? Are you freaking delusional?
Because: It is more than slightly difficult to forget the part where I was the slightly less darling-looking, sweet girl she didn’t like all that much before she got me slightly reupholstered and I got such a hot boyfriend.
“People like what?” I say.
“Oh crap, Gabby,” she says. “Don’t do this. Let me support you, all right? I just don’t want you to squander your opportunities.”
“What opportunities?”
Like we both don’t know what my one and only opportunity is, and what kind of car he drives. I just want to make her say it out loud.
“What opportunities?” I whine.
“Just to be with people who might be more, uh, fun for you,” she says, not looking up, lying as fast as she can while measuring the flour. “Just to have the chance to be a little more, uh, out there. You know, The New You. So more people can get to know how wonderful you are.”
I don’t think she even said anything like that to me when I was a tiny kid at the young age when everybody really is wonderful. Or maybe I’m just not wonderful enough, or my head is too bashed in, to remember. Maybe I would remember better now if I hadn’t smashed my head against a tree, greatly reducing my wonderfulness as well as my crowd of fun people.
Not that I exactly make a bunch of fun new girlfriends once being with Billy turns me into who I was before I ran his car into a tree.
The obvious people to be my new girlfriends are Aliza Benitez and Charlotte Ward and their little pack of Slutmuffin hos and maybe the whole taste-impaired Student Council decorating committee once it turns out that Anita is right, and I get elected even though the only thing anybody knows about me is that Billy has his hand down my back pocket.
But Billy had dumped Aliza Benitez, popular ho royalty, just before he hooked up with me. So: The princess posse is even less likely to throw a Welcome to Our World party for some outside, unpopular, clueless girl they’ve never heard of, no matter how good I look and how good I am at slinging crepe paper after they relegate me to the status of newbie slave on the Council decorating committee.
Actually, one of the good things about moving into Billy Nash World from total obscurity is that I don’t have to worry about getting tight with a whole lot of new friends I could screw it up with.
The Andies are so busy with every detail of each other that they just sort of accept I’m there and go back to gazing into one another’s eyes. And the Slutmuffins aren’t exactly begging me to make time for little shopping trips down Montana Avenue with them.
I actually think that the fact I’m not brown-nosing around makes me somewhat less abhorrent to them than if I’d been a more obvious wannabe, panting around their thin, tan ankles, all eager and wagging my tail. Not to mention I am completely terrified that if they do get to know me, they’ll figure out how sub-regular I am and tell Billy.
They sit right in front of me, three of them sprawled on the corner of the Andies’ checkered blanket in the Class of 1920 Garden and have what passes as a conversation while looking straight at me but acting as if I’m not there. Not so much an invisible person like before, but more like the Serbo-Croatian-speaking crazy lady who can’t be expected to follow even the simple English dialogue of brain-dead hos.
I could just reach out and knock them over, but I don’t.
“Are you coming to shop at Ron Herman or not?”
“Not. I have my French tutor.”
“So blow him off.”
“What does Ron Herman have anyway? Those dresses are heinous.”
“Crimes against humanity.”
“I thought you were coming.”
“I’ll wait for you at CPK. I’m too gross to try on right now anyway.”
“So you’re going to binge on CPK barbeque chicken pizza, skank? Come try on.”
“No, they don’t even like me in there. That big redheaded salesgirl—”
“The one with the split ends?”
“She just keeps following me around like I shoplifted a T-shirt or something.”
“No way! Why?”
“Because she shoplifted a T-shirt or something.”
“I spend so much money in there, they ought to be giving me T-shirts.”
This is not as hard to take as you would think, given all the Chardonnay I consume with my egg salad sandwich. Still, you would think that after breaking up with Billy, Aliza would maybe want a little more distance, or at least, if she is going to jiggle her T and A in his face on the same blanket, you’d think she would want to come across as halfway appealing and marginally gracious. But apparently she is just so secure in her God-given place as Slutmuffin bitch queen that she doesn’t even care.
When I actually have to show up and try to get the decorating committee not to make things look any uglier than they have to given the large quantity of gaudy balloons and tinsel they have stockpiled, when all they will say to me is basically, “Please pass the glue gun,” I just go, Gabriella, you do not have to hang with these bitches, you have actual friends. You have Billy and they don’t. Everything is Perfect. Back away from the glue gun and go make a crepe paper flower and shut up.
They go back into their little huddle, as if they think they’re magically inaudible. Or maybe they just don’t care.
“Kaps says Nash wants us to let her do the posters.”
“But we’re already tracing the Elvis poster.”
“Just because he’s hooking up with her, she doesn’t get to take over.”
“It’s just a poster, Char. And she’s got plenty of time for it. It’s not like she’s in AP Physics.”
“Yeah, and do you want to tell Nash no? Because I don’t.”
I just keep telling myself that as long as I keep Billy happy, I can ignore them back. I can just wander around glowing faintly with light from his star.
Which makes me more noticeable.
All of a sudden, I am cuter and smarter. Dr. Berg says that I’m “building up steam” in non-AP, non-honors, sub-regular track chemistry (although I have to say not as sub-regular as Andie, who is taking Topics in the Environment for which she gets extra credit for figuring out how to send away for a poster of a humpback whale from Greenpeace) when I am doing exactly the same as always.
Sure I’m building up steam; I am smoking from hotness by association. Sure I have a whole lot more going for me, the entire whole lot consisting of Billy and my new wardrobe. If Billy likes me, suddenly everybody but a few stray Muffins like me. Not that they actually like me like me, they just act like they like me. And it isn’t as if I mind all that much.
Mind—please. I want more all the time. When Billy walks by in the library when I’m sitting there with Anita trying to figure out the workings of the periodic table and he bends down and blows just faintly on the top of my head and ruffles my bangs with the tips of his fingers, I have to bite my lower lip just so I won’t shiver with joy in too obvious a way.
XVI
IF I HADN’T BEEN SO CRAZED ABOUT MAKING SURE that Billy would keep liking me around the clock, it could have been completely fun.
It definitely eliminates any shred of boredom or dead time in my life because the thing about being with Billy is that you have to be made up and ready to roll 24/7. He likes to drive and he likes company.
“How is it you’ve lived in L.A. all your life and you’ve never been anywhere?” he says.
And he doesn’t mean chic places on Sunset with bouncers, where I also haven’t been. He means the best Pho 999 for Vietnamese noodles so far out on Sepulveda, it is almost at the far end of the Valley; he means hickory burgers on the red faux-leather stools at the counter at the Apple Pan on Pico; ribs with bikers who seem to have dropped in from a 1950s time warp at Dr. Hogly Wogly’s; Versailles for Cuban plantains and black beans in Culver City; and tacos at La Canasta, which is somewhere so far south and east of downtown that it looks like some whole other country. He means that field in Westchester where you can lie on the hood of the Beemer and watch the planes taking off from LAX at night and the Cajun place at the Fairfax Farmers’ Market that has homemade yam potato chips fried up and ready to eat by ten a.m.
I remember that perfectly: the taste of the yam chips and their crunchiness and the grease on my fingers, how you couldn’t get enough, and at the end, you dig the last little shards out of the corners of the little paper box they come in.
“How do you know all these places?” I say. “Do you just cut school and drive around Monterey Park looking for pork bao?”
“I get bored easily,” Billy says. “You want to roll?”
He likes to tell Agnes that Andy is helping him study for precalc. And then driving up to Santa Barbara for hotdogs and sauerkraut at the only dive on State Street open after midnight, then turning around and driving back. He likes telling Agnes that he is doing community service (Condition of Probation #17) at a fictional downtown homeless mission and then driving to San Juan Capistrano to listen to ska at a bar—only, he has to bribe the ticket guy because even though Billy has the excellent ID of an actual twenty-two-year-old guy named Lars from St. Cloud, Minnesota, I don’t.
He could have told Agnes he was going on an overnight NASA expedition to Mars and she would have bought it.
I, on the other hand, don’t have to make up anything. I just say, “Going with Billy. See ya.” Vivian couldn’t have cared less if I had my head in his lap all the way to San Diego on a school night, which I didn’t, just so long as the stick shift wouldn’t mess up my makeup and reveal the un-cute Old Me lurking underneath, thereby jeopardizing my girlfriendhood and metamorphosis into a kid she actually might want.
“How is it that you’ve never had a corn dog in Eagle Rock?” he’d say.
And I would say, “Beats me.”
And he would take down the rag roof of the Beemer and that would be our destination.
The other thing is sports. Endless sports. Obviously, I have to attend water polo matches near and far, which turns out to be a not un-fun game to watch, with a whole lot of splashing and yelling, and muscular boys in Speedos. It soon becomes apparent that Billy’s one area of school spirit involves sitting around at all Winston varsity events and patting his friends on the butt. Who knew that all varsity jock boys have a fixation that makes them watch all other varsity jock boys play all other sports except golf? This includes fencing, where they all pump fists for the other team’s guy by mistake half the time because they can’t figure out who made the touch.
“How is it that you go to Winston and you’ve never been to a home game?”
“I’m not that into sports, Nash. I mean, I like them now. I like watching you rule the pool and all. I just wasn’t that into it before you enlightened me.”
“Well, what are you into, Gardiner, other than eating international junk food and decorating things?”
“I’m into international junk food? Have you ever noticed who’s leading these fun expeditions to Rooster Shack to eat fries with the Crips?”
“That would be Americana,” he says. “Have I taught you nothing?”
“I’m into art,” I say. It kind of comes out of nowhere, but once it’s out, it’s out. Okay, I am into art.
And it seems like he can handle it because he says, “Well, I hope you’re very good at art, because you are currently hanging with the undisputed king of water polo.”
Apparently, this is not one of Billy’s more egregious exaggerations. On our late-night jaunts, sometimes we end up at Sam Deveraux’s fraternity house at USC, which seems to have a permanent, twenty-four-hour party going on, and where we are always welcome because Sam was the water polo equivalent of a linebacker back when he was a senior and Billy was a varsity starter in tenth grade.
“Yo, you gotta come here,” Sam Deveraux says, more than slightly drunk but dead serious. “Fight on! We’re number one!” His also more-than-slightly-drunk college water polo buddies stick up their index fingers in agreement. “We need you, man. Don’t you want to be number one?”
“Dude. Nothing would make me happier than staying in town,” Billy says. “But, man, I’ve gotta go to . . .” (drumroll drowning out even the permanent, twenty-four-hour party music) “Princeton. You know how it is.”
“Damn Agnes.” Sam drapes his arm around Billy as if Billy could somehow steady him, which, I can tell you from my vast experience with my dad lurching through the house beyond help, is by that point in the evening totally useless. Then he turns to me, which is slightly frightening since he is extremely large and I figure he could crush me if he fell on me, which seems like a strong possibility.
“Whadda bout you?” Sam says. “Don’t you wanna come here and be a Theta and Billy can be king?”
And you know, even though the thought of spending four years at Crazed School Spirit U and being a Theta (if I could have gotten in, which I couldn’t) kind of makes me want to go throw myself into a ditch, if Billy was going to be king of college at SC instead of Princeton, all hunkered down and happy in his dad’s old eating club, I totally would have signed right up.
Billy sticks his shoulder between me and Sam, which could have saved my life if so much as a slight breeze had hit Sam from behind, causing him to pitch forward. “She doesn’t do sorority chick crap,” Billy says. “She does art.”
Sam runs his hand up the wall as if he is looking for a handle. “Theta could do art,” he says. “She could. ’Member Becca French? Theta does product design. Tolja.”
“She doesn’t do that kind of art,” Billy says. “She does real art.”
Okay, so you would have to conclude that he does know something about me, right? And even though I am pretty sure it’s all about the incredibly expensive hair extensions and the perfect makeup and the gravity defying Wonderbra, something like this would give a reasonable person cause to think he actually did kind of like something about me that my mother didn’t spend the summer buying for me. Right?
Which is what makes it so hard to tell if the eucalyptus tree on Songbird Lane has done some actual damage to my chest, or if I am just some metaphorically heartsick, delusional bimbo in a hospital gown with no sense and, coincidentally, no boyfriend.
Explain that.
He has completely vanished. I am lying in a mechanical bed with the sides up while he is no doubt out at Johnny Rockets eating a medium-rare burger with curly fries with his water polo boys and girl school prostitots from Holy Name.
Only, it is hard to reconcile any of this with what I actually do remember, which I am pretty sure is true.