Текст книги "Bolt-hole"

Автор книги: A. J. Oates

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For the next few minutes I tell him about my problems at work, the depression, Helen’s affair and then my inadvertent run-in with Musgrove in the Earl of Arundel pub and the deadly consequences.  I talk freely; presumably my hope is that he’ll see me as a normal person who just got caught up in an extraordinary situation.  He nods periodically but never interrupts, and, perhaps like a good detective, lets me talk.  Eventually I stop, probably after thirty minutes of monologue, and with my throat dry I waited for some kind of response. “But you still haven’t explained why you killed him – was it just revenge?  Why didn’t you just go the police?”

What's the expression – in for a penny in for a pound. So I press on, starting with the day I first planned to Murder Musgrove.

 

It was 7:00 a.m. the morning after I’d met Bosworth and Musgrove in the New Inn.  I’d slept fitfully on the floor of my parents’ house, all the time obsessing over the realisation that Musgrove had been responsible for the hit-and-run and that unwittingly I’d initiated his actions.  A number of times after Helen and the boys’ deaths, I’d thought back to Musgrove’s bizarre drunken offer to kill Helen, but I’d always quickly dismissed the idea, putting it down to the words of a deluded junkie.  Clearly I’d misjudged him though, and now, compounding my grief and guilt, I had the added worry of Musgrove’s blackmail threat.

With my parents’ house now sold and the last box of their possessions in storage, I’d arranged to hand over the keys to the estate agents later that morning.  In the previous few days, in fact pretty much since I’d accepted the offer on the house, I’d been worried about how I’d react to leaving my childhood home and the many happy memories.  But following the run-in with Musgrove, my sole preoccupation was his blackmail attempt; my previous anxieties appeared trivial.

With several hours to wait before the estate agent’s opened for business, I made tea and with mug-in-hand did a final check of the house.  I felt an emotional heaviness as I went to each room in turn, now completely empty of their cluttered contents, a shell that I barely recognised as my childhood home.  I went into the back bedroom, my bedroom from birth to eighteen years, and looked through the window into the garden.  Almost like it was yesterday, I remembered as a child playing football and swinging on the old climbing frame, now dismantled at the back of my own garage, my dad having always planned to paint and reassemble it for my boys.

I shook myself out of my melancholic reminiscences and moved through the rest of the house double-checking that the windows were closed and the lights switched off.  After a final check I headed out to the garden.  It was a space my parents had cherished.  They’d spent hours tending the flowerbeds and rockeries, but just a couple of months after their deaths they were already overgrown with weeds.  I began to pull out some of the more offensive culprits but after a few minutes there was little visible sign of any improvement and I knew my limited efforts were futile.  In any case I had more pressing worries to concentrate my attentions.  I went inside, washed my mug and put it in my rucksack, along with sleeping bag and overnight wash-bag.

Knowing that I would never return, I took a deep breath and slowly exhaled as I locked the front door for the final time.  After again checking from the outside that the windows were closed, I set off on the five-minute drive to the estate agent’s.  It was still only 8:30 a.m. by the time I arrived, and another thirty minutes before it opened.  Parking directly outside, I phoned my solicitor, and with the phone ringing I said a small prayer that there would be no last-minute hitches with the contracts; I needed to move on with my life and I couldn’t face any delays or complications.  To my irritation, after a few rings I was directed to the answer machine and a voice informing me that office hours were 9:00 a.m. until 5:30 p.m.  I considered leaving a message, then thought better of it and pressed the cancel button.

I sat in the car waiting the thirty minutes for the solicitors to open.  The radio was on in the background but I barely paid it any attention. My thoughts were focused solely on Musgrove and the events of the night before, and what, if anything, I should do about it.  I was angry with Musgrove, of course, but I was also angry with myself for being so weak and pathetic.  Why was I so scared of a piece of shit like Musgrove?  I felt disgusted with myself.

At exactly 9:01 a.m. I phoned the solicitor’s office.  This time a receptionist answered almost immediately and I was transferred to the conveyance department.  To my relief the funds had cleared, the paperwork was all in order and I could hand over the keys.  As I turned towards the estate agent’s, a young woman was just unlocking the front door and I got out of the car and made my way inside.  Within a few minutes I’d signed the final piece of paperwork, handed over the keys, and was back in the car heading for my own home.

On the way, I stopped briefly at the supermarket to pick up some essentials; my cupboards at home were bare after the weeks of staying at my parents’ house.  Leaving the supermarket and preoccupied with Musgrove, I drove without thinking past the church and the site of the hit-and-run.  Previously I’d always taken a detour to avoid the area, and it was the first time I’d been back to the stretch of road where my world had started to unravel.  I pictured Musgrove from the night before, a smug grin plastered over his face, as anger and frustration raged inside me.  You bastard, Musgrove, you fucking bastard, I hissed as I dug my fingers into the steering wheel, the nail-beds turning white.  Driving well above the speed limit, I continued along the winding road with my anger simmering away.  I imagined Musgrove standing in the middle of the road – how desperately I wanted to plough into him, in the same way he’d done to my boys.

Still fuming, within a couple of minutes I turned into our quiet cul-de-sac and was home a little after 10:00 a.m.  I parked on the drive and stared at the house in front of me; my attachment to what had been our family home had long since faded and it didn’t feel like it belonged to me anymore.  I remember how excited we’d been when we’d bought the house and planned to fill it with our children.  Based on our salaries alone there was no way Helen and I could have afforded such a place, but Helen’s parents had died a few years earlier and she’d inherited close to £250,000, which we’d used as a deposit.  Now I just wanted to get rid of it.

Walking through the front door, the house felt cold and the air damp even though I’d left the central heating on its normal cycle.  I gathered together the post that had accumulated on the doormat and sat at the bottom of the stairs, separating out the fast-food fliers and miscellaneous other junk mail.  I placed the remainder, a couple of bank and credit card statements, an electricity and telephone bill, on the hallway telephone table, and headed through to the kitchen to put the shopping away.  About to throw the junk mail in the bin, I caught sight of a small manila envelope sticking out from the edge of the pile.  The dog-eared envelope had been recycled by the sender and it had a typed address on the front which had been scribbled out.  Above it, and hand-written in black ink (although the writer was clearly having problems with the pen, as the first two letters were almost carved into the paper): “JULIAN”.  I didn’t recognise the writing, and at first suspected that it might be one of the many letters of sympathy I’d received, often from complete strangers having read about the hit-and-run in the paper.

I opened the envelope, removed the letter, and with the ink now flowing more reliably, I immediately scanned to the bottom to identify the signature.  After initially struggling to decipher the scrawled lettering, I had the sudden sinking, realisation: “Mousey”, Musgrove’s nickname from school.  I felt a tightening in my chest, and my hands began to tremble as I read the letter.

Dear my old mate Julian,

It was great for us to have that nice little chat in the boozer last night.  It’s a real shame that you couldn’t stay any longer because there was so much to talk about. Anyway, Bozzy gave me your address and now I know where you live I can pop over all the time. 

 

Like I said last night I’m a bit strapped for cash with me being out of work and everything and I know you’ll want to help me out.  I’m sure you remember the original deal was for £5,000 to take care of you pretty wife. I didn’t mean to hurt your kids but you should be grateful, now you’ve got nothing to hold you back and you can do whatever you like with all that inheritance money.  I’m an honest man I’ve already had £300 from your account, if my maths is right that just leaves £4,700.  If that’s a problem I can always have a little chat with our friendly detective DI Patel. 

 

Anyway I’ll give you a couple of days to get the money and I’ll come by on Thursday afternoon to pick-up it up.

 

Best wishes,

 

Your friend, Mousey

I reread the letter.  I felt sick with fear and rage in equal measure, and ripped it into tiny fragments, as if trying to obtain some therapy by the act.  I struggled to grasp that the creature that had killed my family was now trying to blackmail me; it was the final horrific insult.  I’d hoped, perhaps fancifully, that his words from the previous night were merely the beer talking, but to see his threat in black and white felt far more real and threatening.

For the next few hours I sat at the kitchen table contemplating my next move.  Numerous questions occupied my thoughts: Should I ignore him? Would he really go to the police knowing that he’d also face certain jail time? If I gave into his demands would it just be the start of the blackmail?  I wasn’t bothered about the money.  £4,700 – it was nothing to me and if anything it made me angry that he thought they were worth so little, but where would it end?  The more I deliberated, the more confusing the picture seemed.  Musgrove was an unpredictable junkie, how could I possibly anticipate his next move?  Should I pre-empt his actions, go to the police and explain that he’d twisted my words? It would be my word against his.  Would the police, or a judge and jury for that matter, believe a mindless junkie over me?  I doubted they would, but did I really want to put myself through the uncertainties of such an ordeal?  My head began to spin just thinking through the permutations.

I got to my feet with my back aching and stiff from sitting on the hard-backed chair for so long.  I filled the kettle to make tea and then finally got round to taking my shoes and jacket off.  As I waited for the water to boil I moved through to the living room, my thoughts still fixed on Musgrove.  Amidst all the uncertainties I knew one thing for sure: although I’d lost my family and much of my life was in disarray, I still had far, far more to lose than him.  There was no way I was going to prison and have my life further torn apart by the actions of a mindless junkie.  The more I pictured Musgrove’s disgusting features, the greater the anger and frustration that built inside me, and I had the sudden realisation that I was no longer simply interested in self-preservation and avoiding a prison sentence.  I wanted more. I wanted revenge. To wipe the smug grin from his face, permanently.  Musgrove had taken everything from me and now I was going to make him pay.

–

 

 

On the edge of Kinder Scout, the thick, all-encompassing fog has started to lift by the time I’ve finished my story.  Other than the faint sounds of the far-off crying birds, all is quiet as Stead takes everything in.  Eventually, desperate for some sort of response, I break the silence. “What are you going to do now? … Are you going to go to the police?”

“I don’t know ... I don’t know.  I just want to go home,” he responds.  He slowly gets to his feet, turns his back on me, and begins the walk back towards Crookstone Hill.  I shout after him, urging him, almost pleading with him for an answer: “Are you going to go to the police?”

He doesn’t respond.

Within five minutes I’m back in the bolt-hole, and safely ensconced in the thick stone walls I’m hit by the enormity of what’s happened.  My earlier control dissipates and my body begins to shake.  I crawl into the sleeping bag, and for the next few hours I lie curled in a ball trying to work out what to do.  All the time I wait for some sign of imminent discovery: the faint hum of a helicopter, or the sound of a police tracker dog sniffing at the rocks at the entrance of the bolt-hole.  But all remains quiet.

Early evening I get out of the sleeping bag and switch on the radio for the first time in several weeks.  I scan through the regional stations until I find a news broadcast and listen intently, but there is no mention of any sighting of the fugitive, and I return to the warm sleeping bag.

As the minutes pass into the late evening and then through the night, I begin to feel a sense of reassurance.  Of course I can’t be sure what Stead will do, given that he’s an ex-copper and presumably spent his career upholding the law.  But towards the end of our exchange I began to feel that we’d established a glimmer of a connection, an unspoken understanding that, I can only hope, will be enough to save me.

Chapter 16

 

Early spring on Kinder Scout and now just a month before it is time for me to move on.  After the trauma of the David Stead incident, my life has settled onto more of an even keel.  For days I rarely left the Kinder Scout bolt-hole as I awaited discovery, but slowly my confidence returned and now, six weeks on, I’ve re-established my routine of the two ventures to the outside world, the first at 6:00 a.m. and then late afternoon when the walkers have disappeared and I have the moors to myself again.  Life follows the predictable pattern of sleep, food, and these two, all too brief, escapes to the outside world.  Perhaps some would struggle with the monotony of the regime, but for me, after all the emotional upheaval, it comes as a welcome relief.

Even the bolt-hole is becoming a home of sorts.  In the darkness of my hideaway I switch on the torch and view the imposing walls of my home of the last few months.  After spending much of my time counting down the days and willing the time to pass, now for the first time I begin to suspect that I might actually miss the place.  It has provided me with the time and, ironically, the space to rebuild my life.  I can also reflect on the fact that perhaps I’ve redressed some sort of karmic balance.  Yes, I deliberately took a life, Musgrove’s life.  But I’ve also saved a life, David Stead’s life, when in many ways it would have been so much easier to let him fall to his death.  For so long I’ve been plagued with guilt over the deaths of Helen and the boys, and even that of Musgrove, knowing that nobody has the right to take away another’s life.  But now increasingly I know that I’m not a monster, and it’s almost as if, with this realisation, my memories of the plan to kill Musgrove have been unlocked from my deep consciousness and I can assess them in an objective way when my thoughts return to a few months earlier.

For some long-forgotten reason, I always used green ink when writing drafts of research papers or grant proposals, and it seemed appropriate to do the same as I began to jot down the elements of my plan for Musgrove’s timely demise.  I spent most of the morning working on an outline, and by lunch time much of the first page was covered in green ink, with various key words linked together by arrows.  After only a couple of hours, I could feel the fog that had surrounded my thinking beginning to lift.  After weeks of uncertainty and drifting, I finally had a focus and the extremely satisfying sense that the hunter, Musgrove, was becoming the hunted.

To anyone reading my scribbled notes they would doubtless have made little sense, but as I began to review my plan it was perfectly clear.  The first step was to pay Musgrove.  Instinctively the notion of seeming to give way to his sick attempt at blackmail was totally abhorrent.  But I knew, if nothing else, it would provide time to put the other elements of the plan in place.  I phoned the bank, and after spending several minutes negotiating the complex computerised answering system I finally got through to a surly male operator.  My request for a £4,700 cash withdrawal was initially treated with some disinterest, but after he checked the account details, and presumably the balance, now burgeoning following the receipt of my parents’ inheritance and from the sale of their house, his approach changed dramatically.  “Yes, sir, I’ll arrange for your money to be available to you at your local branch by noon tomorrow, and by the way, sir, you seem to have a large sum of money in your current account, can I arrange a financial health check for you?”  I declined the invitation and replaced the phone.

I returned my attention to the pad in front of me.  To kill Musgrove and more importantly get away with it, I needed to build up a detailed picture of his routine, to determine the optimal timing and the location of the ultimate act.  Of course I knew where his flat was, and I needed to find a suitable vantage point from which to keep track of his movements. Abruptly interrupting my racing thoughts, my mobile began vibrating on the kitchen table.  I glanced at the small screen displaying “unknown” and then answered.  The voice was more slurred and disjointed than usual but I recognised it as Musgrove’s.  My instinct was to hang up, but taking several deep breaths I composed myself and remembered the old expression, keep your friends close and your enemies closer.  After several seconds of silence I answered aggressively, feigning annoyance and not having to try too hard. “What the hell do you want?”

“Now, now, Julian, is that anyway to talk to an old friend?”  Musgrove was clearly under the influence of some drug or other, presumably at my financial expense, and I didn’t answer.  After a few seconds he continued: “I’m just checking that you received my little note and that everything will be okay for Thursday.”

I responded forcefully, almost spitting into the phone. “Let me make this perfectly clear to you ... this is the one and only time that I’m ever going to give you anything ... you’d better understand that.”

Pleased with my theatrical performance, I switched off the phone without giving him a chance to answer.  I sat back in the uncomfortable kitchen chair with the bars sticking into my back and reflected on the phone call.  Perhaps surprisingly, I wasn’t unduly perturbed by the conversation; if anything it had only served to galvanise my commitment. I knew my plan had to work.

I refocused on the job at hand, and taking the stairs two at a time I headed up to the study.  I switched on the laptop and while it powered up I found the A-Z map on the shelf above the desk.  I flicked through to the pages covering Rawlton as I struggled to remember the name of Musgrove’s road.  Amidst the drunken haze of a few weeks earlier I could picture a roundabout at one end and an old church at the other, but studying the maze of streets on the map, it could have been anywhere.  As I attempted to recall any other landmarks, I remembered the envelope containing Musgrove’s letter.  I retrieved it from the kitchen table, ran back upstairs, and then held it up to the window.  With the sunlight penetrating the previously scribbled-out address, the first three lines were clearly visible:

Mr T. Musgrove

29a Stanley Road

Rawlton

The remainder of the address was still obscured but it was enough, and returning to my lap top I did a Google search with the keywords “Rawlton”, “rental”, “flat” and “letting agents.”  In total nine hits were retrieved, all corresponding to local letting agents in the Rawlton area.  Each website has a search facility for their listings and I selected “Stanley Road” for the address, “any” for the accommodation type, price range and whether furnished or unfurnished.  I was far from fussy and certainly not looking for five-star accommodation; anything with a view of Musgrove’s flat would suffice.  I spent the next hour or so trawling the listings of each agency, finding a total of eight properties on Stanley Road.  I printed off the list and then grabbed my jacket, keys and the A-Z before heading to the car.

Within twenty minutes I arrived at Stanley Road.  A knot immediately formed in the pit of my stomach and my palms became damp with sweat as I drove past Musgrove’s flat, the site where effectively a death sentence for my family had been conceived.  Desperately trying to calm and control my emotions, I drove to the end of the road, turned the car round in a quiet side street and removed the list of flats from my jacket pocket.  Propping the list against the steering wheel, I slowly drove back down the road trying to identify the house numbers.  Many of the properties were too far from 29a to provide a reasonable view and I immediately crossed off 111, 101b, 97a, 68 and 30a, leaving just two candidate flats, 17b and 10a.  I drove on further to reach 10a, which was close to the end of the street.  But again I eliminated it, as it was set too far back from the road and didn’t give an unobstructed view of 29a.

This left just 17b, a first-floor flat, according to my list.  Knowing that I must have already driven past it, I turned the car round and slowed to a crawl.  I passed 13, 15 and then a building with a washing machine in the front garden but no obvious number, after which came 19 and 21.  I stopped the car, turned off the engine and peered down the driveway beyond the overgrown hedge.  About to drive on further, at the last second I spotted the number 17 painted on a gatepost that had fallen into the overgrown front yard.  I jumped out of the car as my heart began to thud uncomfortably.  I was now directly opposite Musgrove’s flat, and I headed down the driveway of number 17.  The first door I came to had 17b scrawled in whitewash across the lower pane of glass.  I couldn’t believe my luck, a first floor flat directly opposite 29a: the perfect vantage point.

I tried to obscure my face as I went back to the car, praying that Musgrove wouldn’t happen to be looking out of his living room window.  I started the engine and drove for a few minutes with my heart still thumping, before parking up a couple of miles away.  I searched through the paperwork for the number of the letting agent and dialled it on my mobile.  With the phone ringing I suddenly realised that I was using a phone registered in my own name; it could easily be traced back to me. Why hadn’t I used a public phone box?  I cursed my stupidity – I had to start thinking like a criminal.  Too late to hang up, on the fourth ring a male voice answered: “Smith and Dobson letting agents.”

“Yes, I’ve seen a property on your website, 17b Stanley Road. I want to check that it’s still available.”

I could hear him tapping away at his keyboard. “I’ll just have a look on our system for you … Yes, it’s still available. 17b Stanley Road, a one-bedroom, unfurnished, first-floor flat, available immediately, £200 monthly rent and £200 deposit.”

“Great, I’ll take it,” I said. “When can I collect the keys?”

The agent appeared surprised: presumably they didn’t get many enthusiastic tenants for a flat in such an undesirable area of town. “Don’t you want to view the property first?”

“No, no, I’m sure it will be fine.  I’ve seen it from the outside.”

Again the agent tapped on his keyboard. “We have the keys in the office so if you want to call by around 9:00 a.m. tomorrow you can sign the contract and move in … There is one thing … as it is such short notice we can only accept cash payment rather than cheque.”

I had no problem with this request, and, learning from my earlier blunder, I had no intention of paying by cheque or credit card and leaving any form of trail that could lead back to me. “Yes, I can give you cash.”

“Okay. I just need to take your name for the contract.”

Momentarily caught off guard, after a few seconds of frantic thought a single name came to mind. “James Bosworth. My name’s James Bosworth.”

I felt some relief as I made my way back home, leaving the dirty streets and derelict buildings behind and driving through the increasingly more affluent areas of the city.  I arrived back home just after 3:00 p.m., and realising I hadn’t eaten since the previous night I made a cheese sandwich and soup before retaking my seat at the kitchen table, keen to get on with the next phase of the planning.

Next I turned my attention to the weapon.  I’d seen numerous movies in which a gun had been the instrument of choice.  I was sure there were dodgy pubs in the rough parts of town where I could purchase such an item, but with a career in academia rather than organised crime, I was limited for contacts in the underworld.  In any case I didn’t know how to use a gun; it was all too risky.  A knife on the hand was a different matter.  Any fool could swing a knife – I was quite sure of that.  I reached over for the bread knife that I’d used in making my sandwich.  It had a long blade, maybe twenty-five centimetres in length and three centimetres deep.  I gripped the wooden handle and took a practice swing as I imagined Musgrove standing in front of me.  It didn’t feel right.  The length of the blade was probably sufficient, but the knife wasn’t heavy enough.  I sat back in the chair; I knew that I’d seen something more suitable but couldn’t quite remember where.  After a few seconds it came to me, and I dashed out of the back door and to the garden shed, where I’d stored some of the boxes of my dad’s gardening stuff.

It didn’t take long to find the focus of my search: a foot-long, slightly curved metal blade with a wooden handle, pretty much like a machete.  My dad had used it to hack away at the nettles and brambles that encroached on his garden from the woods beyond.  Part of the blade was brown and rusted, but the business end, the cutting edge, had been recently sharpened, and I certainly wouldn’t have dreamed of running a finger along it.  I stepped out of the confines of the shed, glanced around to check that no one was watching from a neighbouring upstairs window, and lifted the machete to shoulder height.  As I took a swing and the blade sliced through the air, it felt comfortable in my hand – not too heavy but, I suspected, of sufficient weight to decapitate my target.  Satisfied, I went back inside the house and wrapped the weapon in an old tea towel before stashing it in my rucksack.  Already I could feel that my plan, only a few hours from its inception, was beginning to generate momentum.  I returned to the kitchen table almost giddy with excitement and surprised at how quickly I’d adjusted to the concept of being a murderer.

For the rest of the afternoon and well into the evening I continued the planning, concentrating my attentions on the immediate aftermath of the act.  Of course, I knew that the precise timing and location of the murder would depend on monitoring Musgrove’s movements over the following weeks, but there were other things I could start to put in place.  Whatever happened, I wanted to have a ready supply of cash.  I had a sizeable sum, in excess of £220,000 already in my current account, largely from the sale of my parents’ house and the £75,000 of savings and various small insurance policies that they’d taken out.  I suspected that with the sale of my own house the figure would be close to half a million pounds, probably sufficient for me not to have to work for the rest of my life, albeit living modestly, particularly if I moved abroad.  The latter had particular appeal. I’d always wanted to live overseas, America, possibly Australia, or even South America.  Several years earlier I’d been on a scientific conference to Rio de Janeiro. The conference itself had been completely forgettable, but like many such symposiums, the more dull the research area the more exotic and enjoyable the venue.  Helen and I had often talked about going together for a holiday, but had never quite found the time.

The more I thought, the more it appealed.  Commit the act and then head straight to the airport and hop on an open-ended flight to Brazil for an extended holiday.  Once in South America, I could monitor any developments on the internet or satellite TV news, and all being well, if I were not a suspect, I’d be able to return home at my leisure.  The plan was simple and perfectly achievable, and I even doubted that the police would suspect my involvement in Musgrove’s death.  Maybe not even realising that I knew he was responsible for the hit-and-run, they would in all probability attribute his death to some squabble over drugs, and I’d be in the clear.

I ate a light supper, more sandwiches and chocolate cake bought from the supermarket.  I felt exhausted – hadn’t realised how tiring planning a murder could be.  Despite the fatigue, though, I felt elated, my mood having changed beyond recognition from the despair of earlier that morning.  I was in bed by 10:00 p.m. but was unable to sleep as I obsessed over my plan, and only finally drifted off well into the early hours of the morning.

–

I woke early the following morning feeling refreshed despite just a few hours’ sleep.  I’d thought I might wake with a change of heart, but there was none of it.  My conviction was greater than ever, Musgrove was a complete waster.  I was practically doing a public service and I doubted anyone would shed a tear for his demise.

Full of enthusiasm, at 8:15 a.m. I left home for the letting agent’s to collect the keys for my new abode.  Battling against the commuter traffic, the roads around Rawlton were much busier that the previous day and I didn’t arrive until a little after 9:10 a.m.  I felt disproportionately anxious as I got out of the car, and in my guilt-ridden paranoia I half-feared that passers-by would somehow suspect that I was planning a murder.  Conscious that the fewer potential witnesses to my movements the better, it was a relief to find the premises empty of customers. There was just one young woman sat behind a desk.  She barely glanced up as I entered, and appeared completely disinterested in my presence, her attention solely on the computer screen and the e-mail she was writing.  After a few moments of standing an arm’s length from her desk, I gave up on her spontaneously acknowledging me. “I’ve come to pick up the keys for 17b Stanley Road, my name’s Bosworth, James Bosworth.”